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So the first thing that happened Monday morning? I gave birth to an alien. A little green alien baby boy. How horrific is that? Seriously man! Man was not mean to have babies, I tell ya.
Extensions
Anyways, I realised that I don't have anything I need to take care of a baby. Heck, I barely know how to take care of one. So I had some extensions done and built the little dude a room and went through this catelog and found all the stuff I need.
Ugh
Having Dude (that's what I named him), was kinda cool at first because I could show him off to the ladies, and they would just melt like butter in my hands, heh. But it was kinda inconvienent when I'm in the middle of a date, and it gets interupted 'cause like, he needs his nappy change. I mean, like, Dude! Can't you just hold it in or something? Important adult stuff going on here.
Dude is potty trained
Anyway, soon Dude became a toddler. I discovered this stuff called "smart milk" and I fed him some, and then I taught him the one lesson I've been wanting to teach him his whole like. I potty trained him. Yay! No more nappy changing!I hired a nanny for Dude while I went off to work - ahh, she's a sweet ol' bird. Anyway, came home with a promotion to Restauranter.
Dude becomes a child
Next thing I know, it's Dude's birthday again (gee, they grow up fast). He became a child and I had to get him a new bed and everything.Back to Fortunate Springs Main Page