Bobby stuck his head around the doorway in the kitchen and spotted Jubilee, Kitty and a few of the other students milling about the rules he'd stuck up awhile back.
"Laaaaadies," he grinned, stepping into the room.
"Dork!" Jubilee immediately pounced on him for a hug.
"I take it you missed you, Jubes," he chuckled.
"Whatever, I hate your face," she retorted.
"No way," Bobby said, dramatically. "No one could hate this face. It's too handsome!"
Kitty and Theresa
"Yeah it's the rest of you we hate," Kitty giggled. "Your face is your only redeeming quality."
"Bobby, you missed us making the Ghost of Elvis last Friday," Tracy informed him.
Bobby
Bobby gasped in mock horror and let go of Jubilee. He advanced on Kitty and wrapped his arm around her shoulder.
"Noooooooo, you couldn't hate meeeee," he whined.
He turned and grinned at Tracy.
"Really? How'd Jeannie and Scottboy take that one?"
Kitty, Theresa and Jubilee
Kitty patted Bobby on the head.
"There, there Bobby. Someone had to tell you sooner or later."
"Oh they don't know yet," Tracy said. "Right now all they're seeing is leftover Cajun food. We're just waiting for it to go all moudly."
Jubilee chuckled.
Bobby
Bobby grinned evilly.
"Well... how else can we annoy them? Hank and I are going to take Scott's car for a spin later on. I am relatively free all day, except I have to stop in and see the Professor."
Jubilee punched Bobby's arm. "Why? You don't go here anymore."
"We're in love," he replied with a straight face. "I can't resist the bald head."
He winced slightly.
"Don't kill me, Professor!"
Kitty and Theresa
Kitty chuckled.
"Hmm, so bald heads turn you on, huh Bobby?" she teased.
"Takes all kinds?" Tracy suggested.
Bobby
"Only the Professor's," Bobby winked. "Ok, I have mischief to cause and no minions to help me! We must remedy this."
"I'm in," Jubilee grinned. "Anything to mess things up for Scott and Jean."
Kitty and Theresa
"Same," Kitty nodded.
"Do we have to be minions? Can't we be partners in crime?" Tracy asked.
Bobby
"Until you have worn a pair of Jean's panties on your head in public and sung 'Rubber Ducky' while the so-called 'respected' doctor watches in hiding, then no, you are not a Partner in Crime," Bobby told them.
"You're minions until you prove yourself."
Kitty and Theresa
"Aww sad," Tracy replied.
"Do we have to do the panties thing? Or can we do something just as bad, I mean good?"" Kitty asked.
Bobby
"Something just as evil," Bobby nodded. "And humiliating to Jean or Scott."
"Some might argue that yours was more humiliating for you," Jubilee told him.
"Ah, maybe, if I were someone who cared what people think of me," Bobby grinned.
Kitty and Theresa
"Hmm, guess we'll have to get plotting then," Tracy mused.
"Oh you care," Kitty pointed out. "You were just complaining about people hating you remember?"
Bobby
"Only what you think," Bobby winked at Kitty.
"Alright, so shall we get plotting?"
Kitty and Theresa
"What now?" Tracy asked. "Sorry, I can't. Scott's got me in the danger room in ten. Which is a shame, because it would be a prime opportunity..."
"Maybe you can think of something on the fly?" Kitty suggested.
"Hmm, maybe. Anyway I should go."
"Okay, see ya."
Bobby and Jubilee
"Jubes?" Bobby glanced at her.
"I'm totally down for plotting, but I have Storm's class in a few minutes," she shrugged. "Don't go without saying bye, so wait for me, ok, doofus?"
"You got it, nerd."
Jubilee grinned and then waved before leaving.
Kitty
"Well, I guess it's just us then," Kitty said.
She shoved her hands into her back pockets.
"Plot here or elsewhere?"
Bobby
"Here?" Bobby shrugged.
"If Jean wonders why I'm here, I can always pretend to be bumming a free meal, like I so often do."
Kitty
Kitty giggled.
"Sounds like a good plan to me," she said.
She rubbed her hands together eagerly.
"So, what mayhem shall we come up with?"
Bobby
"Something horrible," Bobby nodded.
"Something that will make Jean never want to show her face."
Kitty
"Hmm," Kitty considered.
She tapped her fingers on her chin.
"Horrible disfiguring accident?"
Bobby
"Could you phase her and leave her halfway through a wall?" Bobby joked.
He chuckled at the thought.
Kitty
Kitty giggled.
"Well, I could," she said. "But it might be hard luck on the wall."
Bobby
Bobby grinned.
"Very true, very true. Hmm... what else?"
Kitty
"Ooh, what if we picked up one of the old classics? Y'know, putting hair dye in her shampoo?" Kitty suggested.
Bobby
Bobby shook his head.
"I'll go you one better... putting Nair in."
Kitty
Kitty laughed.
"Ooooh! I like it!" she grinned. "Let's do it."
Bobby
Bobby chuckled.
"Who do we know who has Nair here?"
Kitty
"Hmm..."
Kitty frowned as she contemplated.
"Rahne might."
Bobby
"Perfect," Bobby grinned.
"Well, when shall this crime take place?"
Kitty
"Hmm, as soon as Rahne lets us raid her Nair supplies and we can sneak some into Jean's stuff?" Kitty grinned.
This was going to be so much fun.
Bobby
"I suppose I'd better hang around then," Bobby chuckled.
"Have to annoy the good doctor anyway, and I'm meant to be having a chat with the Professor at some point."
Kitty
Kitty nodded.
"Yeah, you mentioned that," she said. "Planning on coming back to us now that all the excitement is happening?"
Bobby
"I guess," Bobby shrugged. "The Professor has been trying to get a hold of me for about a month now, but I've been so busy with Uni work."
He grinned.
"I know, me! A scholar! Whodda thunk?"
Kitty
"I know," Kitty grinned at him. "I'm still getting over the shock that you even got into uni."
Her eyes twinkled with mischief.
Bobby
Bobby chuckled.
"Yeah, I know, it was really Hank that got me over the line, he forced me to study under the threat of never spooning me again."
Kitty
Kitty snorted with laughter.
"Really? I thought it had something to do with twinkies."
Bobby
"Spooning me AND no more twinkies," Bobby said, shaking hsi head sadly.
"And Rogue wasn't interested in accounting, so she was no help."
Kitty
Kitty giggled.
"Oh, y'know what we discovered the other day? Rogue knows what the big secret is," she said in disgust. "And worse, she blatantly refused to put us out of our misery and tell us what was going on."
Bobby
"Ha," Bobby grinned.
"If the Professor has asked to see me so he can tell me, I am also not going to tell you guys. I am going to be a part of this secret too."
Kitty
"Aww. You suck," Kitty complained.
She folded her arms across ehr chest.
"Spoil sport."
Bobby
Bobby chuckled.
"No doubt it'll be announced soon enough."
Kitty
"Yeah, Rogue said we'd appreciate why they couldn't tell us yet," Kitty grumbled. "But still, killing us here."
She nodded vigourously.
Bobby
Bobby shrugged.
"Guess we'll all find out in good time. Anyway, I should go catch up with the Professor..."
Kitty
"Okay then. See you later," Kitty replied.
And thus the two parted ways.