Priestly couldn't stop grinning as they arrived outside the gate at the large condo that Angel had bought for him.
"Whoa," he said, looking out the window at it.
"Wicked crib," Faith commented, getting out of the car once it had stopped.
Dean & Sam
"Yeah. Not suspicious at all for a kid to be alone in," Dean muttered, slamming the door as he got out.
Sam gave him a warning glare as he began up onto the footpath.
Faith and Priestly
"You never know," Faith grinned, sidling up beside Sam. "He might get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend."
"I'm still not gay," Priestly insisted.
Sam
Sam put his arm around her.
"Angel gave us the code to get in, right?"
Faith and Priestly
"Yeah," Faith nodded. She reached out to type the code in.
"Whoa," Priestly repeated, as the gate opened.
Dean & Sam
"I'll stay with the car," Dean leant on the roof.
Sam barely glanced over his shoulder before indicating for Priestly to walk in first.
Priestly and Faith
Priestly produced the key as he approached the front door. He unlocked it and keyed in the alarm code.
Faith whistled as she followed her son into the house. "He wasn't kidding. It's amazing."
Sam
Sam gulped a little as he walked in.
"Maybe Dean's right. Maybe it's a little too much," he looked around warily.
Faith and Priestly
Faith shrugged. "Logically, once this movie gets big, he's going to need security."
Priestly barely heard his parents, just wandering around the house.
"And this way, Angel can stay over and check on him, and so can we."
Sam
"We could do that anyway," Sam frowned, moving into the kitchen.
He opened the fridge to find it already stocked.
Faith and Priestly
"I think he likes spoiling my kids," Faith shrugged.
"Hello?" Priestly's voice echoed from the next room. "Oh, hey Vanessa!"
Sam
Sam rolled his eyes.
"Maybe we should leave him to it?" he suggested.
Faith
"Yeah," Faith shrugged.
"I wanna give this place the once over though. Make sure there wasn't something Angel missed."
Sam
"Like what?" Sam shrugged, "there's a bed, and there's food."
Faith
"Let me try and be a parent, ok?"
Faith grinned slightly.
Sam
Sam smirked and held his hands up in surrender.
"Go ahead, indulge. You're welcome to."
Faith and Priestly
Faith disappeared up the stairs, just as Priestly came out from the other room.
"Where's Mom?" he asked, sliding his phone into his pocket.
Sam
"...Doing 'Mom stuff'," Sam slid his hands into his pockets.
He hesitated, then relented.
"Checking the place out, making sure it's up to your standards. She's upstairs."
Priestly
"Oh wicked," Priestly nodded.
He looked around.
"It's pretty big... hey Dad?"
Sam
Sam turned back to him.
"Yeah?"
Priestly
"Well..." Priestly hesitated for a second.
"I mean, if anyone ever sees you guys, should I say that you're... my brother?"
Sam
Sam paused, awkwardly. He hadn't really thought about it.
"You know, we won't really be around all that much..." he reasoned.
Priestly
"Oh, no, I know, but I was thinking just in case..."
Priestly shrugged.
"Because I can't exactly be like 'so, I was raised in a Hell dimension and technically, I'm only about one'."
Sam
"Then sure. If someone demands to know," Sam shrugged, "sure."
Priestly
Priestly was quiet fora second, and he blushed slightly.
"Dad?"
Sam
Sam just raised his eyebrows this time.
Priestly
Priestly hesitated again.
"There's... I sorta have a girl problem. Well, not problem, I guess..."
Sam
Sam held up his hand.
"Your Mom might be the better person to talk to about this one," he suggested.
Priestly
Priestly shook his head.
"No, Mom's... I love Mom, I really do, but I don't know if she'd understand this, you know?"
Sam
"Priestly..." Sam shook his head.
"I really, really haven't had a good run with girls myself. Maybe Dean-"
Priestly
"That's why I wanted to talk to you," Priestly admitted.
"Sorry, Pa, but Mom's... sorta out of your league... and I like this girl who's out of my league..."
Sam
"You remember how your Mom died, recently?" Sam reminded him.
"That's not the first time it's happened. Every girl I've ever had a serious relationship with has ended up dead. Faith's just lucky that now I know how to bring her back. I don't want that for you, Prie. I really don't. So I'm afraid anything I could say would be irrelevant."
Priestly
"Fine," Priestly said, somewhat standoffishly.
"Forget I even asked."
Sam
"I'd prefer to," Sam nodded, backing into the doorway so he could watch the stairs.
Faith and Priestly
"Ok," Faith said, bounding down the stairs, two at a time. "Great idea. Zeph, you go on with Sam and Dean. And I'll settle down here forever."
Priestly smiled awkwardly.
Sam
"You're leaving me for a house?" Sam mused.
Faith and Priestly
"Hell yeah," Faith nodded.
"The bathroom is amazing."
"What is it with you and bathrooms?" Priestly grinned.
"Hey," Faith defended. "Bathroom time is Faith time. Plus, you have a wicked good spa bath."
Sam
"Maybe we'll just have to visit a lot," Sam reasoned.
"Or house sit while he's filming."
Faith and Priestly
"Hmm, I guess," Faith said, glancing at Priestly.
"Ok, time goes by, kid."
Priestly nodded.
Sam
"If you need anything, just call. Angle, that is," Sam smirked.
Priestly and Faith
"Ok," Priestly nodded.
"Call if you need a chat," Faith assured him.
"Thanks Mama," he replied, then gave her a hug. "See ya round, Pa."
Sam
"Don't forget to get Angel to fix you up with some good weaponry," Sam insisted as he began walking out.
Faith and Priestly
"Yeah, there's a chest in the closet," Faith told them both.
Priestly nodded. "Ok. Thanks guys. I'll give you a call in a few days, let you know how I'm going."
Sam & Dean
"Be good," Sam pointed at him before stepping through the door.
Dean looked up as they came towards the car - sans Priestly - and got in.