Faith lay back on the bed, holding her cell phone up. She dialled Sam's number, and listened to it ring.
Sam
Sam felt his phone start vibrating and pulled it from his pocket.
He smiled when he saw the name and answered.
"You were making me vibrate," he grinned.
Faith
Faith's face broke into a smile as soon as she heard Sam's voice.
"Oooh," she teased. "Was it good for you?"
Sam
"Honestly? Could have been better," Sam teased.
Faith
"Is that a challenge?" Faith grinned.
Sam
"Yes. Yes it is," Sam chuckled.
"So how goes it?"
Faith
"It's... lonely."
Faith shrugged slightly.
"But quiet."
Sam
"That's the idea, isn't it?" Sam shrugged.
"To get away from everything."
Faith
"Yeah," Faith agreed.
"Doesn't mean I don't miss you."
Sam
"You're so smitten with me," Sam teased.
Faith
"Nope," Faith grinned.
"Hate you. Hate your face. Completely."
Sam
"You lurve me," Sam grinned, slightly hyperactive now that he'd heard her voice.
"But that's ok. I lurve you too."
Faith
Faith laughed.
"You're an idiot."
Sam
"I'm just happy to hear from you," Sam said seriously.
"It hasn't even been a week and it seems longer."
Faith
"I know the feeling," Faith replied.
"But... absence makes the heart grow fonder."
Sam
Sam shook his head.
"No, I think it's pretty much the same," he reasoned, "it's just become more obvious all of a sudden."
Faith
"You've just gotten too used to me being there all the time," Faith told him.
"So think of how amazing the sex will be when I'm back."
Sam
"About as amazing as whenever one of us gets kidnapped and tortured?" Sam mused.
Faith
"Better," Faith teased. "I'll even let you... make love to me."
Sam
"Wow. Really?" Sam said sarcastically.
"That's something we've never done before. I'm shocked at the sentiment."
Faith
"Hey, keep up that tone of voice and you can consider yourself on a Faith ban," Faith joked.
Sam
"Isn't that what I'm on now?" Sam whined.
Faith
"Nope," Faith replied.
"You're just on a Faith hiatus."
Sam
"I think the Faith hiatus should be banned," Sam nodded decidedly.
Faith
"The Board will review and let you know our decision," Faith teased.
"Anyway, only a few more days. We'll be ok. I promise not to sleep with a hippy while I'm here."
Sam
"I get the feeling that might help our relationship," Sam said thoughtfully.
Faith
"It's ok," Faith grinned.
"Why would I want anyone else when I have my own Jumbo?"
Sam
"And so you shouldn't!" Sam insisted.
"I should be enough for anyone. And everyone. Only, I'm devoted to you, so you should feel... like... indebted or something."
Faith
"Well," Faith grinned.
"You're getting a pretty good deal with me yourself!"
Sam
"Yeah, but..." Sam considered.
"I'm totally better."
Faith
"Nope," Faih argued.
"Because I'm flexible and up for anything. I'm better."
Sam
"There's more of me to go around," Sam mused.
Faith
"Hmmm," Faith hummed.
"I'm prettier."
Sam
Sam gasped.
"Take it back!"
Faith
"No way," Faith grinned.
"I have a better body too, Mister I'll-just-wear-a-hoodie-and-hope-noone-notices-my-belly."
Sam
"Stop it. You'll make me cry," Sam said in a sulky tone.
"I'll tell Dean you're picking on me. Then you'll be in trouble."
Faith
"Oh, I'm sure he'll give me a spanking," Faith teased.
"Verbal or otherwise."
Sam
"He would," Sam assured.
"He'll hurt you. And not in a good way. So ha."
Faith
"Well," Faith grinned.
"I wouldn't want you to cry anyway. Though, you are kinda pretty when you do."
Sam
"So I'm only attractive when I cry?" Sam raised an eyebrow.
Faith
"Awww," Faith teased.
"Put it this way, would I be with someone unattractive?"
Sam
Sam gave an exaggerated huff.
Faith
Faith chuckled.
"I'd never love anyone unattractive?"
Sam
"Thats very shallow of you," Sam said matter-of-factly.
"What if I was severely disfigured before you came back?"
Faith
"I'd leave. I don't do complicated."
Faith grinned slightly.
"You idiot. I love you, regardless of how unpretty you may be. ANd grumpy. And gassy."
Sam
"And I love you no matter how judgmental and bossy you are," Sam teased.
"I guess I should let you go... be silent, and all that."
Faith
"I'm not judgemental, but I do judge mentals," Faith quipped.
"Yeah, I'll probably be contactable via text or email, but I'm going to really try this whole... silent thing. And if that fails, I'll try the jumping off the cliff thing."
Sam
"You do that," Sam nodded.
"And get some rest. Bye Faith."
Faith
"Bye Jumbo."
Faith hung up and tossed her phone onto the bed beside her.