"Truth," Dean insisted.
"Again?" Sam's eyebrows rose.
"How many times have you had a threesome?" Dean grinned, glancing at Faith as he drove.
Faith
Faith was silent for a long moment, her face screwed up in thought.
"Um..." she mused. "Maybe... hmmm... twenty... no... I don't know. Over twenty times."
Sam & Dean
"You're kidding," Sam stated.
"Woman after my own heart," Dean snapped his fingers.
Faith
Faith shrugged.
"Once guys found out that I'd do girls, it wasn't long before that's what we were doing."
Dean & Sam
"Completely understandable," Dean assured.
"I guess," Sam shrugged.
"Your turn Faith," Dean added.
Faith
Faith glanced at Sam. "I was a slut before, Sam. You knew that. Doesn't mean I can't do this now."
She smiled faintly.
"Dean... ever been in a devil's threesome?"
Sam & Dean
"Yes, Dean, have you?" Sam turned to him.
"No," Dean scoffed, "as if a girl would ever need more than me."
Sam smirked.
Faith
Faith grinned.
"It's not about needing more," she shrugged. "It's about wanting more."
Dean & Sam
"Ok rephrase. What girl would want more than me?"
Sam laughed.
Faith
Faith grinned.
"I wanted Sam," she teased.
Dean & Sam
"Well yeah but of course he's more," Dean shrugged, "he's Sasquatch. He's Lurch."
"Lurch?" Sam raised an eyebrow.
Faith
"Poor Jumbo," Faith grinned.
She leaned over to kiss Sam's cheek.
Sam & Dean
"I am not as big as Lurch," Sam defended.
Dean just chuckled.
"Anyway. Your turn," Sam rolled his eyes.
"Have you?" Dean asked Faith.
Faith
Faith laughed.
"Dean, I thought you would know me well enough by now to know that I have had every type of threesome. Three girls, two girls and a guy, two guys and me."
Dean
"Just checking," Dean winked.
Faith
Faith chuckled.
"Sam... best sexual partner? It's ok if it's not me."
Sam & Dean
"Oh no, it's you," Sam answered straight away.
Dean smirked.
Faith
"It's ok," Faith assured him.
"I won't be offended."
Dean & Sam
"Oh no, he's serious," Dean assured.
"Yeah," Sam couldn't help but chuckle.
Faith
Faith grinned.
"I'll stop trying to impress you then."
Dean & Sam
"Please," Dean insisted.
"You're gonna stoop to Dean's wants and not mine?" Sam's eyebrows rose.
Faith
Faith grinned.
"Oh well, when you put it that way..."
Sam & Dean
"Thought so," Sam grinned and kissed her.
"Your turn Sammy," Dean informed him.
Sam hesitated thoughtfully, chewing on his lip.
"Exactly how many sexual partners have you had?" Sam asked Faith.
Faith
Faith tilted her head slightly, thinking.
"Uh..."
And then she was silent for ten minutes, counting on her fingers and murmuring names.
Dean & Sam
"Interesting thought," Dean mused.
"Don't start," Sam insisted.
"Well she's only goig to brag about it once she works it out," Dean defended, "so I'd better start my list or it'll never end. Let me dictate, you write it down."
"No," Sam said simply.
"Buzzkill."
Faith
Faith scratched her head, squinting slightly. She pulled her phone out and scrolled through, counting off some other names.
Dean
"Ok, keep in mind that you might have a head start, but I will catch up once we stop driving," Dean assured.
Faith
Faith frowned.
"Sam, can I get back to you with the official number?"
Sam
Sam rolled his eyes.
"Take as long as you want," he assured.
Faith
Faith leaned over to kiss him again.
"Thanks, Jumbo."