Dean debated for a moment before unlocking the motel door and walking in. Lucky for him, he found Faith and his brother asleep.
"Morning sunshines!" he announced, making Sam awake with a start.
Faith
Faith groaned and pulled the covers over her head.
"I'm not here."
Dean & Sam
"Do I need to pull the bedcovers off to make sure I'm in the right room with my brother and his girl?" Dean teased.
"NO!" Sam shot back.
Faith
Faith groaned again and peeked out from under the covers.
"What do you want?"
Dean & Sam
"Food," Dean replied immediately.
"But seeing as I don't have any the next best thing I can think of is to annoy you. So hi."
"Go away," Sam groaned, covering his eyes with his arm.
"You don't really want me to," Dean assured, collapsing onto his bed.
Faith
"I really do," Faith countered.
She rolled over and rested her head on Sam's shoulder.
Dean
"I think you're forgetting we have a score to settle," Dean insisted.
"There was a point to me leaving you two alone last night."
Faith
"Sam wins, goodbye."
Faith pulled the covers back over herself.
Dean & Sam
"I told you," Dean pointed at Sam.
"So give up already," Sam groaned.
"Unfair. Do-over. I think I should have a go."
Sam grabbed the nearest loose object, which happened to be Faith's phone, and hurled it at Dean.
"Sore loser," Dean smirked, catching it easily.
Faith
Faith groaned again and sat up, keeping one hand over her chest. Her neck and shoulders were covered in bruises and bitemarks.
"You should have a go?" Faith repeated. "I'm not a ride. Though I can be ridden. Ok... I'm not Disneyland. There's not a line."
Dean & Sam
"Apparently there is," Dean nodded.
"Dean?"
"Yep?"
"Go away."
Faith
"Ok, you want my honest assessment?" Faith asked.
She used her other hand to wipe the sleep from her eyes.
Dean & Sam
"Are you awake enough to not be biased?" Dean scoffed.
"Oh she's awake," Sam assured.
Faith
"Ok, well... there's a few things to judge," Faith said.
She pulled the sheet up to cover herself.
"In terms of suggesting adventurous activities, Dean, you win."
Dean & Sam
"Wow, she's not being biased," Dean's eyebrows rose.
"I can fully agree to that by the way," Sam sat up finally, leaning back against the headrest.
Faith
Faith yawned and leaned into Sam's side.
"Foreplay, you're both pretty even. Though, Sam wins, but only just."
Dean & Sam
"Why?" Dean shrugged.
"You want details?" Sam frowned a little, hugging her into him.
Faith
"He does it for longer," Faith said. "Don't get me wrong, Dean, you're really good, but Sam just takes a little more time on certain areas."
Dean & Sam
"That's because he's slow and hiding his secret fear of sex," Dean shrugged.
"What?" Sam screwed his face up.
"Don't you deny it either."
Faith
"Sam also wins stamina too," Faith said, shrugging slightly.
"Only just, but still."
Sam & Dean
"Only just?" Sam looked at her.
"Well I am almost thirty."
"You can keep throwing that around as much as you want, but if you're going to use your age as an excuse-"
Faith
"Overall, Sam wins," Faith interrupted.
"I mean, I already knew he did, but I got some great sex out of the deal."
Sam & Dean
"And you've had a lot more sex with me than with Dean," Sam attempted to soften the blow.
"That's why I still think I'm at a disadvantage," Dean insisted.
"How would you not think you were disadvantaged?" Sam asked.
"Umm... Good point."
Faith
"Yeah, that's true," Faith said.
"But Dean, if it makes you feel better, you only just lost."
Dean & Sam
"That doesn't help. Losing is still losing. But I did kind've expect it," Dean shrugged.
"So I totally just discount it."
Sam groaned again.
"Whatever. So the debate's over?"
Faith
"Guess so," Faith replied.
"Sleep now?"
Dean & Sam
"Sleep now," Dean agreed, turning the light off and kicking off his boots.
"Awesome," Sam murmured, sliding down in the bed again.
Faith
Faith slipped back under the covers, curling into Sam's side.
"You actually won by quite a lot, but I didn't want to make Dean feel bad," she whispered in his ear.
Sam
Sam grinned to himself, before feeling both of them quickly drift back into sleep mode.