11 January 2008

Paranoid Sammy

Written by AiMsTeR

Sam

"Can you see them? Why can't I see them? I told them to stay where we could see them, they can't even follow that simple an order? There's like windows everywhere in these houses so that the neighbours can spy on each other, and that's kind of what they're meant to be bait for, right? So they should be near the windows. At least. I mean audio equipment couldn't even pick them up yet. What if they're in the garage? But why would they be in the garage anyway? It's not like Dean has the impala. If anything happens to that car while it's in your posession you know he'll kill you right? But point being, if Dean doesn't have the car, then he wouldn't be in the garage. Which leaves the house. And the only place they could be in where we couldn't see would be the hallway or... the backyard, I guess. But what the heck could they be doing in the yard or the hallway? They're doing this on purpose, I'm sure of it. Oh wait... Someone's in the main bedroom! I think it's Faith! Oh wait... Yeah, yeah it's definitely Faith. Good. That's okay, he's not with her. I think. Wait, she's talking to someone. It's gotta be Dean, but where the heck is he? Oh there he is. Doorway. Yes... stay there. Right there. Don't walk in... DEAN! What the Hell is he doing? I told him they're not sharing a room! I don't care if they're pretending to be a couple, it just doesn't count. They could pretend they had a falling out and he's sleeping on the couch or- What the...? Angel! They're like, two feet away from each other. Talking. That's not... that wasn't in the job description! I'm so going over there. I'll pretend I need to borrow sugar or whatever. Wait... Angel! They're sitting on the bed! Together! This wasn't part of the plan. Oh, I am so going over there. Are you coming? ...No wait, it's still light outside. Umm. I'll call her. No, but that'll make it sound like I don't trust her. I don't know. Maybe I'll call him. Maybe I'll call Bobby and tell Bobby to call Dean. That'd work. Or could you just call him and tell him to get back to work? You don't seem to have a problem with telling him off. Oh don't worry, I'm going over."

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