"It's a little weird," Luke told Liam, as they dug through the boxes of books in the study.
"Why?" Liam asked, before sneezing.
"Well," Luke began. "You guys have been seeing each other for a bit now, and you're living together, yet... nothing. Are you even sharing the same bed?"
"Yeah, we are, but it's not weird," Liam replied. "She's not ready. She wants to wait. I respect that."
"That's nice and all," Luke said, pulling out a history textbook. "But I don't know... it's weird. You're a guy. Do the guy thing."
"Which is?" Liam asked.
"Well, I don't know exactly, I think the guy thing is to make the girl feel guilty. It's a little weird you're not doing that, at least."
Liam chuckled. "I'm a nice guy."
"You're almost a girl."