Faith glanced at the clock, wondering where most of the morning had gone. 11am, Sam should be up by now. And if he wasn't up, she'd get him up.
She pulled out her phone and tapped in a message.
"You know what I'm thinking, Sam-I-Am? I'm thinking how flexible I am, and how much you enjoy the fact that I can put both my legs around my head without even stretching. Good morning, by the way."
Sam
"Morning, stupid. And yes, I do enjoy your yoga 'skills'. Missing something this morning?"
Faith
"My morning's are just lame if I'm not woken up with a little nudge from you."
Sam
"-nudge-"
Faith
"Well, that's just made my day. Definitely do not need to touch self in shower now."
Sam
"Exactly. You're cured. I have set you free, andnow you are in my debt."
Faith
"And am extremely grateful about that. Will be your willing slave when we meet up again. Will even do that thing with my tongue you like... the thing I don't do too often because I don't want to spoil you."
Sam
"Oh nice. And if you do that, I may just have to reward you for being such a generous sex kitten."
Faith
"I do enjoy your rewards. They're always so wholesome and innocent ;)."
Sam
"Just like me, duh :)"
Faith
"Oh please! There is nothing wholesome about you when you're pinning my wrists down and trying to f-k me through the mattress."
Sam
"Well I put my whole into it, don't I? That totally counts."
Faith
"Nope. Doesn't count. So far, it looks like I am more innocent than you."
Sam
"And what if I agreed wholeheartedly to that? I am part demon after all :P"
Faith
"True, but I have nailed more girls than you have. And definitely more guys."
Sam
"I didn't realise it was a competition. Maybe I should step up my game?"
Faith
"Oh sure, but keep in mind that if you get to screw around, I get to as well. All's fair, after all."
Sam
"Life isn't fair, Faith."
Faith
"Preaching to the choir, handsome."
Sam
"So then I guess I'm good to go :)"
Faith
"Sure, only, you'll never find anyone as fun as me. Or as bendy."
Sam
"I won't be looking for better, I'll be working on numbers. Duh I couldn't find better, stupid. I wouldn't want better."
Faith
"Awww... but what if I asked you not to work on numbers? What if I pouted all wide eyed and sad? Would you only sleep with me then?"
Sam
"Of course I would. Who in their right mind could resist that?"
Faith
Faith snapped a photo of herself making the sad puppy face and sent it to Sam.
"See? Sad Faith."
Sam
"Aww. Do I have to make a special trip back just to comfort sad Faith?"
Faith
"I think you might have to. I'm all sad and pouty. And lonely. *sigh*."
Sam
"Dean won't turn the car around, so I'll have to do it when he's sleeping."
Faith
"*sigh*. What if I die from heartbreak?"
Sam
"Then we'll salt and burn and I'll hate Dean the rest of his or my life."
Faith
"Awww, you say the sweetest things, Sam. This is why I let you sleep with me."
Sam
"You were just begging me not to sleep with anyone else, Faith."
Faith
"I don't beg, I pout until I get my way. There's a difference. And besides, I never said I didn't enjoy sleeping with you. I quite like it actually. Although..."
Sam
"Now you're just going to make me feel inadequate..."
Faith
"Would it put your mind at ease if I said you're the only one who's ever made me scream? Although... you know, you could dress up once in awhile."
Sam
"I don't think so. You'll have to get a new boyfriend for that."
Faith
"... I would dress up for you."
Sam
"And you're welcome to. Just don't expect it to be reciprocated."
Faith
"Boo, there goes my plan of getting you dressed as a schoolboy. Foiled again?"
Sam
"Afraid so. And I'm afraid Dean's getting grumpy, so we'll have to continue this clothing discussion another time. Love you, stupid."
Faith
"Love you too, loserface."