Faith grinned slightly as she pulled her phone out of her pocket, eyes on the back of Sam's head.
She pulled up a multimedia message and then sent through a choice photo she had taken earlier.
"Hi."
Sam & Dean
Sam shifted in his seat as his phone beeped, digging it out of his pocket to check the message.
"What is it?" Dean looked almost disgusted, hating their current trip to be interrupted.
Which had happened a lot lately.
Sam opened the message and smirked.
"Sam?"
"Nothing, nevermind."
Faith
Faith grinned and leaned further down in the backseat, relaxing against the leather upholstery.
She sent another photo, slightly more risque.
"I'm bored, Sam."
Sam & Dean
Sam broke into a chuckle at that one, careful not to let Dean see.
"Oh come on," Dean whined, "what could it possibly be that-"
"I think we need to find something to entertain ourselves with," Sam insisted.
Faith
"I could think of a few ways to entertain myself... all them involve me naked."
And with that, another photo.
Faith grinned to herself.
"Yeah, we definitely should find a way to pass the time. It's getting hard to entertain myself."
Dean & Sam
"What, something other than nudie photos?" Dean scoffed.
"Dean-"
And with lightning reflexes, Dean stole Sam's phone in time for him to get the next message.
"Oooh..." he grinned as he checked it.
"Dude!"
Faith
Faith laughed.
"I know," she grinned. "I'm better naked."
Sam & Dean
Sam snatched the phone back as Dean chuckled, closing it and putting it in his pocket.
"How about a game of eye spy?" he suggested desperately.
"Dude, we suck a eye spy. How many times have we played it? I know everything you could possibly say."
"We don't know everything Faith could possibly say," Sam pointed out.
Faith
"Do you really want to know everything I could say?" Faith asked.
She leaned forward and put her arms around Sam, resting her head on his shoulder.
Sam & Dean
"No," Sam chuckled as Dean in unison insisted "yes."
Sam kissed her cheek as Dean leant over to change cassette tapes.
"We must be able to come up with something," Sam insisted.
Faith
Faith massaged Sam's shoulders absently, thinking about what they could do.
"Well, off you go then, Sam," she told him. "You're usually the brains of this operation."
Sam
"I'm so glad to have someone else in the car to back that up," Sam grinned.
Faith
Faith grinned and kissed the back of his neck.
"Well, prove your brains and come up with something."
Sam & Dean
"Do I have to?" Sam groaned.
"Yes," Dean almost growled.
Faith
"Either that or I start telling you the dirtiest sexual encounters I've ever had," Faith shrugged.
She grinned faintly, glancing at Dean.
Dean & Sam
"Sam-"
"Dean-"
"Silence! Let the lady speak!"
Faith
Faith grinned.
"Well, that's only if Sam doesn't come up with something in the next five minutes."
Sam & Dean
"What if?" Sam smirked.
Dean groaned.
"Come on, it'll be fun," Sam insisted.
Faith
Faith looked between Sam and Dean.
"What's 'what if'?" she asked.
Sam & Dean
"You come up with random scenarios of 'what if' and the other person has to answer honestly," Sam explained.
"It's lame," Dean grumbled.
"For example. Faith. What would you do if I handed you fifty grand right now?"
Faith
Faith grinned slightly.
"Vegas. Strippers and gambling."
Dean & Sam
"Niiice," Dean nodded with a grin.
"Your turn," Sam chuckled.
Faith
Faith was quiet for a moment, thinking.
"Dean," she paused to snicker. "What if you woke up and discovered you were impotent?"
Dean & Sam
"I'd kill myself."
"What if the angels didn't let you? Or brought you back to life?" Sam teased.
"Hey, whose turn is it?" Dean scorned, "Faith, what if a bear jumped out in front of the car right now and I crashed and Sam and I both died?"
"Don't jinx us!"
Faith
"Hmmm," Faith said thoughtfully. "I'd kill the bear, as petty as that seems... try and find a way to bring you back, or... sink into depression and drink my way to an early grave."
She pushed her hair out of her eyes.
"Sam, what if you developed feelings for Angel?"
Sam & Dean
"I have feelings for Angel," Sam teased.
"What?" Dean scorned as Sam laughed.
"It'd never happen. I have Faith. But seeing as it's 'what if?'... I don't know. Kill myself or both of us I guess."
Faith
"Hey," Faith protested, laughing. "He's my vampire. Get your own."
Sam
"You asked!" Sam insisted.
"So Faith. What if I became impotent suddenly?"
Faith
"I'd leave you. For Dean."
Faith tried to keep a straight face, but failed, and started laughing.
"Well, you'd still have your hands. And mouth."
Dean & Sam
"Ewww," both boys cringed in unison.
"I'd take that though," Dean assured.
"I'm sure you would," Sam wasn't as happy.
Faith
Faith leaned forward again and kissed Sam's cheek.
"It's ok," she said. "I don't just love you for your penis. Anyway... Dean, what if you only had time to save one of us. Spike or me?"
Dean
"You, out of obligation," Dean smirked.
Faith
Faith grinned.
"It's nice to know you'd only save me to stop Sam from whooping your ass. Which he could, by the way."
Dean & Sam
"Let's not go there," Dean glanced at Sam, knowing how that fight turned out last time it was brought up.
"Faith. What if Sam suddenly got a pet... dog or cat or something, and wanted it to sleep in the bed with you day, night, whatever?"
Faith
Faith shrugged.
"I don't see why not. Although, maybe not a cat. Cats hate me. Besides, I made him move over for Gizmo."
Sam & Dean
"True," Sam nodded.
"That thing was freaky," Dean shuddered.
Faith
"He was awesome," Faith replied.
"Dean, what if you could only have sex with one person for the rest of your life, who would it be?"
Dean & Sam
"Lisa Braeden," Dean nodded.
"I thought you were over her," Sam looked surprised.
"I am. But she's still awesome in bed," Dean pointed out.
"Faith. Excluding Sam, same question."
Faith
Faith made a face.
"I don't know, there's no one that's coming to mind."
Dean & Sam
"Oh come on," Dean smirked as Sam grinned.
"Maybe she's just never had better," Sam shrugged.
"I bet Logan's better than you are," Dean scoffed.
Faith
"Nah," Faith said, waving her hand dismissively. "You get tired of the blood play after awhile. Plus, with him, having sex with me more than once meant he owned me. And that wasn't fun. So I wouldn't want that for the rest of my life."
She sighed.
"I suppose if I had to, it'd be you, Dean. But that way, I could sneak quickies with Sam on the side."
Dean & Sam
"Well, Sam was excluded from the equation, so technically the answer would be me," Dean smiled triumphantly.
"You so worked that to your advantage."
"Hey," Dean shrugged, "it's nice to hear once in a while."
Faith
"Yeah, you were pretty awesome."
Faith shrugged.
Dean
"I was," Dean nodded.
"Your turn."
Faith
"Faith's turn is turning into sleep time," Faith said, stifling a yawn.
"Sorry."
Dean & Sam
"Typical, just when it started getting fun," Dean rolled his eyes.
"You didn't want to play in the first place," Sam scorned.
"So?"