"What?" Callie asked, staring at Addison with wide eyes. "Why are you staring at me like that?"
Addison held her hands up. "Callie..."
"Uh huh?" Callie replied.
"Are you speaking the vagina monologues now?" Addison asked.
"Wha-at?!" Callie cried.
"I'm all for it okay? I think it's fantastic. Erica, I mean she seems great. I really do like her, actually, I do, and... are you?" Addison peered at Callie carefully.
"You want to know if Erica and I are a... a couple? Because I defended her with Yang?" Callie shrugged.
"Because you seem like a couple, a really happy couple," Addison teased.
Callie laughed, almost hysterically. "That's... that's.. that's just... that's insane is...is-is-is-is what it is.. I'm... I... I-I like penis. I'm a huge HUGE fan of penis."
~*~*~*~
"Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?" Callie asked, sometime later.
"No," Meredith said. "Because we screw boys like whores on tequila."
"And then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves," Cristina grinned.