Friday paused, then gestured to the left with two fingers. Eron nodded in acknowledgement of her signal and the two made their way cautiously in that direction. Eron had a long appreciation of Friday's ability to sense the presence of vampires.
Shortly the two vampires came into view.
"Here slayer, slayer," said one. "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
Friday rolled her eyes.
"Is that the best you can come up with?" she sneered.
"I prefer to share my witty repartee with people who can appreciate it."
"Ahh, well, I'm sorry we don't have more apes here to admire your crap throwing."
"Hey," snickered the second vampire. "Check out the human with a sword. Ooh scary."
Friday and Eron looked at each other. Eron shrugged and smiled, lifted his sword and swung it across the second vampire's neck. His paladin strength allowing it to neatly decapitate the vampire without getting stuck on annoying things like bones.
"How -" the first vampire began but didn't get out another word as Friday stabbed him with her sai-stake.
"Nice work," Eron said.
"You didn't do to badly yourself," Friday replied.
And the couple set off to complete their patrolling for the night.