19 July 2006

Friday and Zac chat online

Written by Michelle

IM - Friday and Zac

Byte Me:

Hey Zac

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Hey Day

But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:

Ha I rhymed!

Byte Me:

Oh yes so funny

Byte Me:

Like I haven't heard that a million times

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Hehe

Byte Me:

Okay so now that I'm finally online with you for the first time in weeks, I need to ask you something

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Cyber sex?

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You kinky girl, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing

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You there?

Byte Me:

Yep

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What? No comment to the cyber sex idea?

Byte Me:

There were so many possible responses I decided not to dignify your inane comment with one

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Aww

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But but but...

Byte Me:

Okay fine:

Byte Me:

#1 Eww gross as if you would

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Hehe

Byte Me:

#2 I'm MARRIED (and thank God not to you)

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aww

Byte Me:

#3 You can't get any real sex so you're reducing yourself to cyber?

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In the cyber world you can be as big as you want *nods*

Byte Me:

#4 How do you know you can't get cyber-pregnant with cyber-babies when you have cyber-sex?

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That's all I need

Byte Me:

#5 I've already had sex with you once and see no reason why I should repeat the experience

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Not even with your own husband?

Byte Me:

#6 Just because you cheat doesn't mean I will

Byte Me:

#7 You're a dirty, dirty boy

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I get the idea

Byte Me:

#8 Clearly you're incapable of having an intelligent conversation right now so I'm going to go

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How many more of these do you have?

Byte Me:

#9 You're talking to the wrong person if you want cyber

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I can also see I asked the wrong question when I asked about responses

Byte Me:

#10 Why would I want to cyber with you when I can have the real thing with Eron?

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Because I'm the MAN?

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You can shut up now, btw

Byte Me:

#11 ...

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Well that last one isn't even a real response

Byte Me:

#12 Sure Zac, just as soon as you beat me in an arm wrestle

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A real arm wrestle or a cyber one?

Byte Me:

#13 And now I'm just doing this to annoy Zac

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Because I could so beat you in a cyber one any day!

Byte Me:

#14 Because he asked for it

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Oh, how about insult arm wrestling? Like in Monkey Island?

Byte Me:

Oooh, I love Monkey Island!

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Yay! I got her to stop!

Byte Me:

Turd features

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But seriously, I might keep you to that arm wrestling for sex thing

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I think that it should be a cyber arm wrestle for cyber sex

Byte Me:

And insult arm wrestling for insult sex *nods*

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How would that work?

Byte Me:

I don't know

Byte Me:

YOU'RE the one with the dirty mind and the filfty habits

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Actually I've never cybered in my life

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Not interested either

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Just looking for a reaction

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And boy did I get one

Byte Me:

You didn't at first

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Still go one

Byte Me:

14 in fact

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The last two don't count

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And I don't think #11 should count either

Byte Me:

That's because you're a big baby

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Am not!

Byte Me:

Are too!

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Am not!

Byte Me:

Are too!

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Am not!

Byte Me:

Are too!

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Not

Byte Me:

Too

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Not

Byte Me:

Too

But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:

Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnot

Byte Me:

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Not

Byte Me:

Now, onto more important things

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Hehehe

Byte Me:

What's going on with Julie?

Byte Me:

She was spazzing out on me the other day

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Ahh

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Well she's got issues

Byte Me:

So I gathered

Byte Me:

She was attempting to insult me by calling me an idiot and stuff

Byte Me:

And really obsessing over Bobby

Byte Me:

And I mean REALLY obsessing

Byte Me:

And the way she talked about the kids... I dunno...

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Yeah

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She's been depressed every since they broke up

Byte Me:

I knew that

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and going down the whole nymphomania route

Byte Me:

Knew that too

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And ever since she had the beauty spell cast on her she's been really psycho

Byte Me:

Beauty spell???

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Irrational, insane mood swings like you've never seen

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Hot though

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Yeah

But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:

Shannon's sister Aranince's in Tulsa and they met up at one of these parties Julie's always going to

Byte Me:

Oh okay

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She keeps hitting on me actually

Byte Me:

Ahh so that's what triggered the cyber sex comment!

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Probably

But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:

I'm glad to be going on tour

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I mean, Julie isn't the slut queen for nothing, y'know

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She does know how to turn me on

Byte Me:

Zac, a NUN could turn you on

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That's a lie

Byte Me:

or is it?

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Anyway what turns me on isn't the point

Byte Me:

Hehe

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The point is that I'm beginning to think Julie's a little insane

Byte Me:

She sounded like it

Byte Me:

Either that or really bad PMS

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Haha

Byte Me:

So why don't you just call Ara and ask her to take the spell off then?

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I have no idea how to contact her

Byte Me:

Shannon then

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I never thought of that

Byte Me:

I mean, I doubt that getting rid of the beauty spell will remove the actual depression but yeah

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It's somewhere to start anyway

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And actually I asked Nat if she could work some of her power on her

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But she said something was blocking her and we think it might be the beauty spell

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Not sure

Byte Me:

Huh

Byte Me:

Glad I could help

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Yeah

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Sorry if she freaked you out

Byte Me:

Not your fault

Byte Me:

But... keep an eye on the kids okay?

Byte Me:

I don't know if she'll go all Kylie on us but I really don't like the fact that I'm even wondering that

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Don't worry, I am, and so are the nannies

Byte Me:

Okay good

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Plus Saku's put protection spells on them

Byte Me:

Ahh marvellous

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I thought so

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