30 December 2006

Awkward Questions

Written by Nessa

Faith

Faith watched the snow falling on the windscreen through half lidded eyes as she leaned back against the seat. She glanced at the time absently.

"We're a lively bunch, aren't we?"


Dean & Sam

"I swear, if I crash this car just because you couldn't wait to burn this ice bitch..." Dean left the threat hanging.

"We've heard it already, just get us there," Sam rolled his eyes, "and why, you don't trust your own driving all of a sudden?"

"Not in a freaking blizzard I don't," Dean leant forward a little, trying to find the road.


Faith

"Get us there in one piece and I'll walk around the motel in underwear for a few hours," Faith joked.

She rested her head against Sam's shoulder.


Dean & Sam

"Yes ma'am," Dean sat up straighter.

Sam just rolled his eyes again.


Faith

Faith laughed and rubbed her eye slightly.

"So..." she started, before snickering. "Remember that extremely awkward game of truth we played?"


Sam & Dean

"What about it?" Sam looked across at her.

Dean just chuckled under his breath.


Faith

"Nothing," Faith laughed.

"Was just thinking about it, is all."


Dean & Sam

"I think you two should play, and I should laugh," Dean grinned, "but not too much, in case... you know, crash."

"I don't think so," Sam shook his head with a smirk.


Faith

Faith laughed.

"You really want to see Sam squirm?"


Dean & Sam

"He's my brother, when don't I want to see him squirm?" Dean teased.

"I'm not answering any questions," Sam insisted.


Faith

"But I have a really good one."

Faith giggled.


Dean & Sam

"So ask it," Dean insisted.

"So don't," Sam reiterated.


Faith

"Well, I'd ask Dean, but I'm pretty sure I know his answer."

Faith looked over at Sam with a cheeky grin.

"I was just curious as to when you first flew solo."


Dean & Sam

"Easy. Sixteen," Dean snapped his fingers.

"What?!" Sam exclaimed, high pitched.

"I showed you how to do it, remember?" Dean raised an eyebrow.

"Dean you'r enot supposed to answer for me."

"You weren't gonna answer," Dean shrugged.


Faith

Faith's hand flew to her mouth and her shoulders shook from laughter.

"Seriously?"


Dean & Sam

"Seriously," Dean nodded, "seedy hotel room with porn videos and all. Ok, so they were mine, but still."

"Dean?"

"Hmm?"

"Shut up!"


Faith

Faith was struggling to stop laughing.

"You showed him?"


Dean & Sam

"I gave him a few pointers," Dean grinned.

"Dean! Stop!"

"What? Not feeling sharp today Sammy?" Dean teased.

Sam turned to look out the window indignantly.


Faith

"But isn't it kind of... self explanatory?" Faith asked.

"Like... you know. Grasp, slide, maybe a slight hand twist."


Dean & Sam

"Oh no it is not," Dean tsked.

"It's become somewhat of an art form."

"Apparently," Sam mumbled.


Faith

"And my technique? How would you rate that?" Faith said teasingly, looking at Sam.

"Although, to be fair, I also use my mouth."


Sam & Dean

"I'd really rather not talk about it," Sam insisted.

"Come on man, we're all adults," Dean reasoned, "and it's not like we haven't all done it. With the exception of Sam and me, with each other even."


Faith

Faith snickered.

"It is a natural thing. Beautiful, even."


Sam & Dean

"Oh God," Sam covered his eyes.

"What?" Dean looked across at him.

"Nothing. Bad reminder."


Faith

Faith glanced across at Sam and chuckled.

"You walked in on him, huh?"


Sam & Dean

"With twins," Sam grumbled.

"Oh that was fun," Dean swooned over the memory.


Faith

"Poor Sam."

Faith leaned over and kissed his cheek.


Sam & Dean

"Yeah, poor Sam," Sam said pointedly in Dean's direction.

Dean chuckled.

"You were jealous."

"No, I wasn't," Sam insisted.


Faith

"You've never walked in on him?" Faith asked Dean.

She snickered slightly.


Sam & Dean

"No," Sam answered for him.

"I have more respect for the moment," Dean joked.


Faith

"Oh good, so Faith and Sam time isn't going to be ruined by Dean popping in?"

Faith made a face.

"In a non dirty way."


Dean & Sam

"Oooh..." Dean mused, the same time Sam responded with "ewww."

"That's nasty," Dean shook his head.

"I'll say. Just don't ever do it," Sam agreed.


Faith

Faith smirked.

"Ah, Wincest."


Dean & Sam

"What?" Dean screwed up his face.

"Winchester... don't ask," Sam waved him off.


Faith

Faith laughed.

"So, on average, Sam, how often do you fly solo?"


Dean & Sam

"Once a decade," Dean smirked.

"Dean!"

"Seriously bro, we have no secrets."

Sam rolled his eyes again, exasperated.


Faith

Faith paused, thinking something over.

"So... do you still need to now? You know, now that I'm of service?"


Sam & Dean

"Faith, I don't," Sam scoffed.

"It's true. Besides, he broke his hand."

"Damn zombie broke my hand, I didn't do it."


Faith

"Ok, ok," Faith said, shrugging.

"If you want, you can ask me something designed to put me on the spot. Not you, Dean."


Sam & Dean

"I can't think of those types of questions," Sam shook his head.

"Not one of his talents," Dean mused, "geek, remember."


Faith

"There's nothing you're curious to know?" Faith asked, raising her eyebrow.

"Am I going to have to let Dean have a swing?"


Sam & Dean

"Oh God no," Sam covered his eyes, leaning his head against the car window.

I think I already know all I need to. Although..." Dean considered thoughtfully.


Faith

"I'm almost afraid... although?"

Faith looked over at Dean.


Dean

"I'd liketo know more about your exploits involving law enforcement," Dean grinned.


Faith

Faith snickered.

"Oh, my being arrested for indecent exposure?"


Dean

"Only if there's sex involved," Dean insisted.


Faith

"Nah, that one was actually because of vampires, believe it or not."

Faith shrugged.


Dean

"I was thinking handcuffs, batons, low cut police woman uniforms, work with me here!" Dean encouraged.


Faith

Faith laughed.

"Well... there was this one time..."

She went on to tell the story such graphic detail that would make a grown man blush.


Sam & Dean

By the time she was done, Sam was blushing furiously.

Dean on the other hand, was grinning like a cheshire cat.

"Oh that brings back memories..." he sighed happily.


Faith

Faith grinned, looking over at Sam.

"Yeah, didn't we use a baton once?"


Dean & Sam

"The baton was my penis," Dean faked confusion.

"I'm so not listening to this," Sam shook his head, looking through the glove compartment for his ipod.


Faith

Faith smiled and reached for Sam's hand.

"Ok, ok, we'll stop."


Dean & Sam

"Pussy," Dean grunted, rolling his eyes.

Sam looked across at him, unsure if it was an insult or just Dean saying a dirty word.


Faith

Faith snuggled into Sam's side, sliding a hand over his knee.

"Besides," she said in his ear. "I have more fun with you anyway."


Dean & Sam

Dean scoffed.

Sam just smiled contentedly, moving to put his arm around her.

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