AngelicOne:
I hereby open this second meeting of the IGP2ZH Club
BalanceBeamKittie:
Here here!
AngelicOne:
We have a new member!
BalanceBeamKittie:
but are we here?
Byte Me:
haha
BalanceBeamKittie:
oooh, who?
Byte Me:
I'm here
AngelicOne:
Alexa
Alexa:
Hi
AngelicOne:
Whether this is good or bad is up to debate... hahaha
BalanceBeamKittie:
Hi Alexa!
Byte Me:
Hi!
Shannon:
Hello
Star Wars Sucks:
Yo
BalanceBeamKittie:
has anybody considered giving that boy a vasectomy?
Byte Me:
Hahahahaha
Star Wars Sucks:
You'd think he would have learnt after giving birth to his own child
BalanceBeamKittie:
taking the bullets out of the gun
Sari-Lyka:
When are you due?
Alexa:
Oh, I already had them two years ago
Star Wars Sucks:
Ha! I bet Zac was THRILLED to hear that
Alexa:
He took it a lot better than I expected
Shannon:
Them?
Byte Me:
Alexa had sextuplets
AngelicOne:
I repeat, for the record: OWWWWWW
BalanceBeamKittie:
OW!
Byte Me:
Medea turned her into a werequeen, but she's all transformed back now
Alexa:
I was stpid
Alexa:
Never EVER make a deal with a witch
Alexa:
My advice to you
Byte Me:
If you think that's bad, what do you say to the fact that Alexa actually had TWO sets of sextuplets
AngelicOne:
DOUBLE OWWWWW
Alexa:
You're planning on telling everyone my life story, Day?
Byte Me:
Well, you're being too shy to tellit yourself
Byte Me:
Besides I figure you've already repeated it that many times....
Alexa:
Uh huh, so you're trying to be considerate?
Byte Me:
Yep!
AngelicOne:
That's Day for you - you'll get used to it
Alexa:
Uh huh
Sari-Lyka:
Sextuplets... that's six children?
BalanceBeamKittie:
I'm due any day npw
Alexa:
Yes
Sari-Lyka:
That is very impressive!
Sari-Lyka:
So that's 12 altogether?
BalanceBeamKittie:
.
Byte Me:
Oh... Alexa? Sari-Lyka's an adigean.... have we told you about those?
Alexa:
Uhh no
Byte Me:
Alexa's new to the whole alien thing
Byte Me:
Suffice to say that Adigens are very big on the having lots of kids thing
Sari-Lyka:
It's a little more complicated than that
BalanceBeamKittie:
Day, did I tell you? I'm having triplets. *groans*
Byte Me:
I know... but too much information may just blow out alexa's mind
Byte Me:
Triplets!
AngelicOne:
Okay that's not as big an OWW as sextuplets
AngelicOne:
But still... twins are bad enough
Shannon:
Congratulations
Star Wars Sucks:
You're really going to have your hands fun, huh?
BalanceBeamKittie:
how the heck am I gonna chase after 6 kids?
AngelicOne:
Hire a nanny
AngelicOne:
I can give you Olivia's number
AngelicOne:
Shapeshifting nannies are awesome
AngelicOne:
Plus now that I'm in Tulsa she's not working for me now
Shannon:
You're in Tulsa?
AngelicOne:
Bobby and I.... never min
AngelicOne:
Suffice to say I've moved in with Zaac
Byte Me:
You realise this mean we now have an insider in the world of Zac
Byte Me:
We expect all the juciy details
AngelicOne:
Of course!
BalanceBeamKittie:
yeah, we're in Tulsa
AngelicOne:
Oh are you? Then there's no point in my giving you Olivia's number then
AngelicOne:
She doesn't want to move out of NY
AngelicOne:
Which I can kinda understand
AngelicOne:
Hey! This means we can hook up!
AngelicOne:
Not like that
Byte Me:
We didn't say anything
AngelicOne:
But you were thinking it
Byte Me:
No... only YOU were thinking it
BalanceBeamKittie:
Mac's doing a job for Frankie at the moment, and I like being closer to my family
BalanceBeamKittie:
Tulsa seems to be becomimg the mutant/alien LA
AngelicOne:
The same thought has occured to me
BalanceBeamKittie:
with Frankie & Hanson setting up shop there
Star Wars Sucks:
Anything new and cool to tell us about?
AngelicOne:
I met Cliff and Binar and Corinne in person the other day
Star Wars Sucks:
Yeah? What were they like?
AngelicOne:
Just like how they sound over the phone
Star Wars Sucks:
That exciting?
AngelicOne:
Cliff and Binar are really, really obsessed with computer games
Star Wars Sucks:
I think I've noticed that myself
Byte Me:
Zac brought Elektra up last week when Saku returned to school
Byte Me:
I GOT TO HOLD HER!
Byte Me:
Yay
BalanceBeamKittie:
awwwww
Byte Me:
And Eron thinks she's beautiful
BalanceBeamKittie:
okay, Bed rest sucks
AngelicOne:
This is true
BalanceBeamKittie:
laptops are good though
AngelicOne:
They are our friends
AngelicOne:
Plus y'know, if you missed this meeting I owuld have to come over there and kick your bitt
AngelicOne:
*nods*
BalanceBeamKittie:
I will be very happy when these babies decide to leave my body
AngelicOne:
I know that feeling
Alexa:
Same
Byte Me:
I dont'!
AngelicOne:
Bragger
BalanceBeamKittie:
you will eventually, Day
Byte Me:
Perhaps
Byte Me:
I'm just glad that I've had one child
Byte Me:
I knwo that everyone reckons slayers will ave longer life spans and stuff nwo because we can patrol in teams and all that jazz, but yeah
BalanceBeamKittie:
well, Faith's had a whole bunch of kids
AngelicOne:
Ths is true
Byte Me:
Yes, but Faith has been slaying for years and has spent time in alternate dimensions and her kids are all effectively teenagers
BalanceBeamKittie:
which is very confusing
Alexa:
Is this kids that age quickly thing a regular occurence or something?
Byte Me:
There do seem to be more out there than people expect
Byte Me:
Alexa's kids are aging at 4 times the normal rate
Star Wars Sucks:
Like Jack? The movie with Robin Williams?
Alexa:
I don't think so, exactly.
Alexa:
Sextus's mind seems to be growing with his body, so it's not going to be a ten year old in a 40 year old body thing
Shannon:
Sextus?????
Alexa:
Umm, yeah, that's what Medea named him
Shannon:
And you kept it?
Alexa:
It's a good reminder not to be so stupid
AngelicOne:
So, anyone else have a pregnancy they want to admit to?
AngelicOne:
Anyone? No one?
AngelicOne:
Okay then... next topic of conversation
Star Wars Sucks:
Which is?
AngelicOne:
Oh! You gals might remember that last time we chatted, we plotted to send Zac foreign stippers to sing him happy birthday
AngelicOne:
I would like to take this moment to say that it went off perfectly - no double meaning intended
BalanceBeamKittie:
I think we should send Zac theme strippers
BalanceBeamKittie:
in the future
AngelicOne:
I got a scathing phone call from Zac in the middle of the night my time in which the words "what the hell?" "conspirary" and "turd-face" were used
BalanceBeamKittie:
as I am lying here completely bored,
AngelicOne:
And those were just on my side of the conversation
Byte Me:
How tdo you Zac-theme a stripper?
AngelicOne:
I don't think that's what Rach meant, Day
Byte Me:
Huh? Oh
Byte Me:
Brain explosion
BalanceBeamKittie:
I think we should sent Zac wench strippers for TLaPT
AngelicOne:
haha
Star Wars Sucks:
lol
BalanceBeamKittie:
*TLaPD
AngelicOne:
Ha! Funny
AngelicOne:
Now, we just have to remember to do that next September...
BalanceBeamKittie:
I'm becoming a professional pirate
AngelicOne:
Why is it 8 months away?
Byte Me:
Fun
BalanceBeamKittie:
when I'm no longer pregnant
BalanceBeamKittie:
like, dressing up & doing eventsa
Byte Me:
Cool so you're going to bury treasure and guard it with the skeltons of your former shipmates and make a map?
Star Wars Sucks:
Haha
BalanceBeamKittie:
LoL, no, more like going to faires & convensions & stuff & lletting people take my picture
Byte Me:
*isn't sure which one would be more fun*
AngelicOne:
lol
Byte Me:
I should go to a comic convention dressed as Elektra
Byte Me:
I just need to grow my hair out
AngelicOne:
Ha! And you could take your sais with you and no one would think anything of it
Byte Me:
Lol
Byte Me:
This is true
Star Wars Sucks:
Don't you think you're just a little bit obsessed with Elektra?
Byte Me:
Why? Just because I use sais just like my fave comic book char and named my daughter after her?
Star Wars Sucks:
That may have something to do with it
Byte Me:
*points to Julie* she's naming her kids after Star Trek and Dark Angel and Mutant X and stuff
BalanceBeamKittie:
weapons have to be made of wood at conventions, so, you could
Byte Me:
I could stake vampires in an Elektra costume!
AngelicOne:
Haha
AngelicOne:
And just think of all the boys who would be checking you out
AngelicOne:
Comic books artist aren't exactly known for drawing modestly dressed women
Byte Me:
Yeah, but I work out, so I could so totally pull it off
BalanceBeamKittie:
when I'm in shape, the boys love me in my bodice
AngelicOne:
Hehehe
AngelicOne:
Sadly I am currently a shapeless blob
AngelicOne:
This si what happens when you have six kids in three years and work a desk job
Alexa:
I look surprisingly good for someone how had twleve kids in two
AngelicOne:
Bragger
Byte Me:
HA! I look AWESOME for someone who only had one kid ever
AngelicOne:
Yes but you fathered Elektra, not mothers so it doesn't count
Byte Me:
Psh, details, details hehehehehehehe
BalanceBeamKittie:
Day, you NEVER GAVE BIRTH!
Byte Me:
Mwahahaha
Star Wars Sucks:
Y'know, I thinkZac might have actually learnt from that experience
Star Wars Sucks:
We haven't come across any other new pregnancies of Zac's
AngelicOne:
This is true
Alexa:
so apparently Zac has 18 kids? I have six of those...
AngelicOne:
I have 2, B'E and Tom
Star Wars Sucks:
Brett
Shannon:
Briar
Sari-Lyka:
Tarron-Zirran
Byte Me:
and of course, you've met Elektra
BalanceBeamKittie:
I have 1, Annie
Alexa:
so that's 13...
Alexa:
Saku is 14
Alexa:
Whos' his mother?
AngelicOne:
Cat goddess, Nyx
Alexa:
Oooookay
Byte Me:
There's also Faith's daughter, Tru
AngelicOne:
And Dee Dee - mother a mutant named Desiree
AngelicOne:
Brock - his mother was a real psycho job and is now in a mental institution
Alexa:
I see
AngelicOne:
Kylie tried to kill Dee Dee, Saku and Elektra
Alexa:
Oh!
AngelicOne:
and lastly Heaven, who's mother is remaining mysteriously anonymous
Star Wars Sucks:
I hope you intend on using your position as Zac insider to find this most intriguing information
AngelicOne:
I'm dying to know who it is
BalanceBeamKittie:
interesting
BalanceBeamKittie:
Yay, now is the time I get to go to the bathroom!
AngelicOne:
Have fun
BalanceBeamKittie:
bed rest sucks.
Shannon:
I am afraid I need to et going
Shannon:
Bye!
Byte Me:
Bye bye!
BalanceBeamKittie:
bye!
Star Wars Sucks:
What timing! A courier just arrived
Star Wars Sucks:
I should go too
AngelicOne:
Yay more merch!
Star Wars Sucks:
Haha
Star Wars Sucks:
Cyas
Byte Me:
We're dropping like flies
Alexa:
Haha
AngelicOne:
I think I should call this second meeting of the IGP2ZH to an end then
AngelicOne:
End
Byte Me:
lol