14 September 2005

Online Meeting of the IGP2ZH Club

Written by Michelle and Joy

IM - Julie, Annika, Shannon, Sari-Lyka, Friday and Rachel

Joolerox:

Hi everyone!

Joolerox:

Welcome to the first meeting of the IGP2ZH Club

BalanceBeamKittie:

Hi!

BalanceBeamKittie:

*waves*

StarWarsSucks:

This club has only been founded for how long and we're only just having a meeting?

Thirteen:

Hi!

Shannon:

Hello

Sari-Lyka:

Greetings

BalanceBeamKittie:

I don't think we've ever all talked

BalanceBeamKittie:

Hey Shannon, how's it hanging?

BalanceBeamKittie:

*hugs Day* Yo.

Joolerox:

See? It's about time we actually used this chatroom for a fullblown chat!

Shannon:

Things are good

Thirteen:

Yo yo *hugs back*

BalanceBeamKittie:

True

Sari-Lyka:

It is very nice to be able to talk to all of you

BalanceBeamKittie:

Hey, Julie, why is Faith not a member?

Joolerox:

Umm because I haven't been able to contact her

Thirteen:

What? You shoulda told me. I've only been sparring with ehr over the summer hols

Thirteen:

Annnd she did a short course at the school before that

Joolerox:

Oh, well, there you go

Thirteen:

I'll ask her next time I see her

Joolerox:

Okay

BalanceBeamKittie:

brb-- kids being fussy

StarWarsSucks:

Who else is there?

Thirteen:

Joolerox:

Umm, there's Desiree - Dee Dee's

Joolerox:

Nyx, who's kinda dead

Joolerox:

Whoever Heaven's mother is

Joolerox:

And Kylie, who's psycho and we don't want anything to do with her

Shannon:

Heaven?

StarWarsSucks:

She got left on Zac's doorstep a few months ago

StarWarsSucks:

Not telling us who the mother is

Joolerox:

Zac is stubbornly refusing to tell me who, even though I know he knows

Thirteen:

Maybe we can trick him into telling us?

Joolerox:

I think it's someone I know, and it's like, scandalous or something

Joolerox:

Maybe she had an affair or something?

Joolerox:

Except I can't figure out who

StarWarsSucks:

It's driving her batty

BalanceBeamKittie:

back

Joolerox:

Yay

BalanceBeamKittie:

So, Annie's been learning more words than just "buh"

BalanceBeamKittie:

and it's driving me crazy

StarWarsSucks:

What's she saying?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Mac though it would be funny to teach the kids the words to MMMBop

BalanceBeamKittie:

and now they sing it ALL THE TIME

Joolerox:

Ahahahahahahahaha

Joolerox:

I think Tom's been listening to MMMBop

Joolerox:

He's been putting MMM in front of everything

BalanceBeamKittie:

she keeps saying "Daddy pretty sing"

Joolerox:

MMMcake MMMtoy

BalanceBeamKittie:

lol

StarWarsSucks:

I think it's hilarious myself

Thirteen:

You guys are lucky

Thirteen:

Zac has my Elektra, so I don't know what she's been saying

Thirteen:

She has some teeth now though

BalanceBeamKittie:

well, since she's so little, she's probably not saying much of anything

Joolerox:

well, actually, she'd be what? 1 now?

BalanceBeamKittie:

she's not even a year old yet. Or is she, since she was a little older at Christmas

BalanceBeamKittie:

Joolerox:

Because it was last Dec that we went and came back from the alt universe

BalanceBeamKittie:

so she's probably got a few words

Joolerox:

And she was three months old when we came back, so that would make her one year now

Joolerox:

I know Cindy and Dax have been saying 'Mama' and 'Da'

Shannon:

That is good

Shannon:

Briar was one last month

BalanceBeamKittie:

I'm about 4 months in now, I'm starting to show

BalanceBeamKittie:

just a little bit

Thirteen:

I can't believe you're pregnant again

Thirteen:

You're as bad as Julie

Sari-Lyka:

What is wrong with that?"

Joolerox:

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Thirteen:

Trust you to side with her, Sari-Lyka

Thirteen:

You got husband #2 yet?

BalanceBeamKittie:

It's not like I've gotten pregnant on purpose

StarWarsSucks:

We know, we're just teasing, huh, Day?

BalanceBeamKittie:

I'm being careful. I mean, with Zac 7 Clint, it was because they're Dathrians, but Mac's a mutant

Thirteen:

Yes *looks about suspiciously* teasing...

Sari-Lyka:

Yes, we are due to be wed next week

BalanceBeamKittie:

heh. It's weird. I shouldn't be extra fertile. Wo knows.

BalanceBeamKittie:

*Who

Sari-Lyka:

I am very excited about this because after we have had a child I will be able to marry Eelik-Razin

Joolerox:

Maybe Day did something weird with the sex changing?

Joolerox:

Or maybe you've been infected with Zac-disease

BalanceBeamKittie:

I certainly hope now

Thirteen:

Got your eye on someone special, do you?

Sari-Lyka:

Yes

Sari-Lyka:

Father doesn't approve though

Thirteen:

But after #2 it's your choice?

Sari-Lyka:

Yes

Joolerox:

Okay, so Rach's married, Sari-Lyka's got things all worked out, I'm married...

Joolerox:

What about the rest of you girls?

StarWarsSucks:

I'm a little busy running a business

Shannon:

No one at the moment

Thirteen:

I'm seeing Eron! *bounces*

Joolerox:

That's hot guy you were telling me about?

Thirteen:

Yep! Eron Hart XV

Thirteen:

Yay me!

StarWarsSucks:

aww grats

BalanceBeamKittie:

I thought he was all religious and wanting to be celibate or something

BalanceBeamKittie:

not that you're having sex with him or anything, but you know what I mean

Thirteen:

He wants to be a paladin of the inner circle

Thirteen:

They take three extra vows of celebacy, chastity and industry

Thirteen:

So, yeah, I guess if things were to y'know, go further than just dating he'd probably have to stick with being a paladin of the outer circle

BalanceBeamKittie:

cool

Joolerox:

Why do these things always have an inner circle?

Thirteen:

I don't know

Thirteen:

I aslked the same question

BalanceBeamKittie:

it's like a secret society, only not secret

Joolerox:

Ugh, why would anyone take a vow of chastity?

Joolerox:

I feel deprived already

StarWarsSucks:

You would

StarWarsSucks:

Seriously, everyone in our building must know it when you and Bobby are doing your thing

StarWarsSucks:

I only live next door and I can hear it

Joolerox:

Hehehe

Shannon:

Too Much Information

Sari-Lyka:

What thing?

Thirteen:

Confirming their marriage

Sari-Lyka:

OH!

BalanceBeamKittie:

Is Julie loud then?

Joolerox:

Hehehehehehehe

StarWarsSucks:

They both are I'm so tried of listening to them scream each others names

BalanceBeamKittie:

Actually, I remember that. You used to be able to here them & Tav from the other side of the mansion

Shannon:

Yes

Shannon:

None of them are very good at keeping quiet

Joolerox:

Why would we want to keep such a pleasurable thing quiet?

Joolerox:

and exciting

Joolerox:

and thrilling

Joolerox:

And orgasmic

Thirteen:

We get the idea

Joolerox:

hehehehe

BalanceBeamKittie:

omg, Julie, did you see the taloids this morning?

Joolerox:

BalanceBeamKittie:

Okay, so Mac had a couple friend over last night, Seth Green & Matt Lillard

BalanceBeamKittie:

and the paparazzi was taking pictures through our windows

Joolerox:

Lemme guess, strip poker?

BalanceBeamKittie:

and this morning the papers declared we were having an orgy.

Joolerox:

I love strip poker

BalanceBeamKittie:

yeah, me too

Thirteen:

That sucks

Joolerox:

*brings back fond memories*

BalanceBeamKittie:

Well we were playing strip poker, lol

StarWarsSucks:

Dude these paperazis will come up with anything

StarWarsSucks:

*sends sympathy*

StarWarsSucks:

Okay, that might have something to do with it

Joolerox:

I remember this one time playing strip poker

Thirteen:

Do we really want to know this, Julie?

Joolerox:

Possibly not

BalanceBeamKittie:

Mandy Moore & I were the only girls, lol

Thirteen:

Then, don't

Joolerox:

Hehehe

Joolerox:

Mandy Moore played strip poker with you?

BalanceBeamKittie:

yeah

Joolerox:

Hey, who lost, btw?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Seth

BalanceBeamKittie:

but I think he lost on purpose

Joolerox:

hahaha

Joolerox:

Yeah, I did that

Thirteen:

If one rauching story comes out of you

Joolerox:

I didn't say anything!

Thirteen:

Yeah but you were going to

Thirteen:

I could hear you typing

BalanceBeamKittie:

lol

Joolerox:

Ner

Joolerox:

Just because I did the whole school football team once

Thirteen:

Stop!

Joolerox:

Okay more than once!

Thirteen:

You are such a slut

Joolerox:

WAS a slut

Sari-Lyka:

What is a football team?

BalanceBeamKittie:

omg, Julie, did you really? Not all at the same time?

StarWarsSucks:

Football is a game

StarWarsSucks:

A stupid game

Thirteen:

There's a quite a few people on a football team

Thirteen:

Hey Sari-Lyka, you should be impressed at the number of husbands Julie probably has by your laws

Joolerox:

Yep

Joolerox:

I usually popped down after they won a game

Joolerox:

They made a point of winning games after I started offering myself

Joolerox:

It was fun

Thirteen:

It's a wonder you never contracted anything

Joolerox:

I'm special

Shannon:

Maybe you really are a mutant and your power is a resistance to STDs?

Joolerox:

Now THERE'S a fun idea

BalanceBeamKittie:

actually, I've been wondering if I have the mutant gene

Shannon:

Because Jake has it?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Yeah

BalanceBeamKittie:

I mean, it could be recessive

BalanceBeamKittie:

but my little sister Jordan apparently has it

BalanceBeamKittie:

Mom is fine with it, surprisingly

BalanceBeamKittie:

as long as she doesn't take after me

BalanceBeamKittie:

She's telekinetic, apparently

Shannon:

If she wants to, she can come to school here

Joolerox:

*innocently* why wouldn't she want her to take after you?

Thirteen:

Persoanlly, I'm worried about B'E and Tom

Thirteen:

You for their mother, and Zac for their father

Thirteen:

Doomed

Joolerox:

MWAHAHAHA

Joolerox:

*cough* ahem

BalanceBeamKittie:

I think she's going there soon

BalanceBeamKittie:

no word as to whethere or not Sara has the gene

Shannon:

I will make a point of welcoming your sister

Shannon:

It may be a little early to tell with Sara

StarWarsSucks:

I wonder what power you would have if you have the gene?

StarWarsSucks:

You'd think it would have shown up by now

StarWarsSucks:

Maybe it's something subtle?

Joolerox:

Fertility!

Joolerox:

*giggles*

BalanceBeamKittie:

oh dear. . . .

Thirteen:

Don't mind Julie, her mind is permanently in the gutter

Joolerox:

It is not! It's usually in bed

Joolerox:

With a hot, sexy man

Joolerox:

Sometimes a couple of hotsexy men...

Thirteen:

I rest my case

StarWarsSucks:

Okay so moving right along...

Thirteen:

Thank you!

StarWarsSucks:

What dastardly evil thing do you think we should do to Zac?

Thirteen:

ooh fun!

Joolerox:

Mwahaha!

Sari-Lyka:

Dastardly evil thing?

Shannon:

They just want to pick on Zac

Sari-Lyka:

Why?

Thirteen:

Beaucse it's fun!

Joolerox:

Also, he deserves it for not keeping his excessive ferility under control

Shannon:

Friday's response is the honest one

Shannon:

Julie's is just an excuse

Sari-Lyka:

Oh, I see

BalanceBeamKittie:

We should pick on zac

BalanceBeamKittie:

it's fun

Thirteen:

Yeah, lotsa fun!

StarWarsSucks:

Any ideas?

Joolerox:

Y'know... his 20th b'day is coming up, 21st if you count time time we spent in the alt uni

Joolerox:

Let's send him some strippers!

BalanceBeamKittie:

hmmmmm

BalanceBeamKittie:

*giggles*

Thirteen:

He's on tour

Joolerox:

Darn

BalanceBeamKittie:

Well, we figure out where ihe is, and send him strippers there

StarWarsSucks:

There are the amps... as long as there's one in the country that they're going to be in

BalanceBeamKittie:

it's much simpler than that

BalanceBeamKittie:

we figure out what city he's in, and contract w/ local strippers

StarWarsSucks:

Of course

BalanceBeamKittie:

we can order them over the uinternet

Joolerox:

How much do you suppose foreign strippers cost?

Joolerox:

Also, where do they attack him?

BalanceBeamKittie:

probably the same as american ones

Joolerox:

Clearly there will be security and stuff

Thirteen:

Oooh!

Thirteen:

He might mistake them for rabid fans

Thirteen:

AHAHAHAHAHA

Joolerox:

Fun!

StarWarsSucks:

I wonder if we can get Ike or Tay in on it?

Thirteen:

Go with Ike

Thirteen:

Zac was telling us he's been having a rabid fan problem alllllll tour

Joolerox:

*giggles* yeah there's like, four of them who have been following him around

Joolerox:

trying to get him to kiss them, autograph their boobs, otherwise sleep with him

Joolerox:

So funny

Joolerox:

If I weren't with Bobby I'd be so tempted to go after Ike

Joolerox:

He stinks of 'challenge'

Thirteen:

You would

Joolerox:

yes, yes I would

BalanceBeamKittie:

heheheehe

StarWarsSucks:

okay, so we should ask Ike to help us then

BalanceBeamKittie:

they all wear big neon flashy signs

BalanceBeamKittie:

that say "pick on me"

Thirteen:

Yes, yes they do

Thirteen:

Also Tay has one that says "I'm a girl"

Shannon:

I think that Natalie is proof that he is not

Thirteen:

Either that, or Natalie is really a boy

Joolerox:

Well, you're the sex change expert, you should know

Thirteen:

... shush

BalanceBeamKittie:

hehe

BalanceBeamKittie:

Hmmmm

BalanceBeamKittie:

So Julie, are you pregnant again yet?

Joolerox:

Nope

Joolerox:

I'm being really careful

Joolerox:

Also, Bobby and I are going to be going on a world tour next year and I don't want to be hindered by either pregnancy or newborns

BalanceBeamKittie:

that's good

BalanceBeamKittie:

Thirteen:

so yeah

Thirteen:

Next topic of conversation?

StarWarsSucks:

I think stuff is good

BalanceBeamKittie:

Lora says everything's going well with the baby, but I'm not allowed to use the gymnastics equipment

BalanceBeamKittie:

*pouts*

Joolerox:

Oh, I agree, stuff is very good

Thirteen:

Aww *hugs*

BalanceBeamKittie:

I can do stretches & mild workouts, and aerobics

BalanceBeamKittie:

but no flying through the air & falling down

Thirteen:

I think that's the best thing about Zac having our baby, I didn't have to worry about being attacked by vampires

Joolerox:

Plus he needed to know what it felt like

Joolerox:

I almost feel sorry for him having such a long labour

BalanceBeamKittie:

okay, so, I think everyone knows this already, but Dawn & Clark eloped

Joolerox:

Yeah

StarWarsSucks:

They did?

StarWarsSucks:

cool

BalanceBeamKittie:

Yeah, something about wanting to be married before they started uni

Shannon:

I was wondering what had happened to them

Thirteen:

So sweet

BalanceBeamKittie:

oh they're out by Day now

BalanceBeamKittie:

So, Frankie's been trying tro come up with ways to keep me from running all over the place and being too active

BalanceBeamKittie:

so he's been buying me all sorts of computer games

Joolerox:

Cool

BalanceBeamKittie:

I've already been playing your game a lot, Julie

Joolerox:

YAY!

Joolerox:

All of them? Some of them? Just Joolesgaim?

BalanceBeamKittie:

but now I've got the Sims 2 and Age of Mythology, and the entire Command & Conquer series

BalanceBeamKittie:

All of them, but I like Progeny the best right now

Joolerox:

Genetic battles rock

Joolerox:

I thinking of creating an EP that has more species

Thirteen:

I though that Home Sweet Home was rather clever

Thirteen:

I mean, no one usually thinks about the civilians in these war games, hehe

Joolerox:

Exactly!

Joolerox:

The number of times they have to rebuilt their houses only for another monster to spawn and destory it again

Joolerox:

And of course, the heroes can be just as destructive trying to destory the monster...

Joolerox:

Hehe

BalanceBeamKittie:

If I take a long time to answer, it's 'cause I have 3 kids begging for attention

BalanceBeamKittie:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie:

brb

Joolerox:

I understand your apin

Joolerox:

This is why I now have a nanny to help out

Joolerox:

Olivia is my new best friend

Thirteen:

Making enough to afford one now, are you?

Joolerox:

Yeah

Joolerox:

The subscriptions were the best idea ever

BalanceBeamKittie:

well, I haven'thired a nanny yet

Joolerox:

They've been way more popular than I expected

BalanceBeamKittie:

but Mac has a million bros & sisters who keep popping in

StarWarsSucks:

That helps

Thirteen:

Cool

BalanceBeamKittie:

after this one comes along, I'm gonna hire one, because I am NOT having kids for a long while after

BalanceBeamKittie:

maybe ever. 4 is my limit.

BalanceBeamKittie:

at least until they're in kindergarten

Thirteen:

Hahaha

Thirteen:

Some people don't have a limit

Joolerox:

Yeah like Zac

BalanceBeamKittie:

I don't know how Diana's managed 7

Thirteen:

*pokes Julie*

Joolerox:

Me?

StarWarsSucks:

I know

StarWarsSucks:

My mother has had difficulty managing myself and my siblings, we usually ended up looking after each other

BalanceBeamKittie:

Well, I mean, Julie accidentally had 3 sets of twins. Zac's gotten a bunch of different girls pregnant, but Diana has 7 seperate kids in a row, and then homeschooled them all

BalanceBeamKittie:

that woman is a SAINT

Shannon:

Whip has been doing well at school

Thirteen:

Totally

Joolerox:

I don't think I could homeschool

BalanceBeamKittie:

we need to give Diana a grandmother of the year award

Thirteen:

Zac's homeschooling

BalanceBeamKittie:

ooh, idea

StarWarsSucks:

Absolutely

BalanceBeamKittie:

seriously, we should have a Diana appreciation party

Joolerox:

Yeah lets

BalanceBeamKittie:

When I showed up after I got pregnant, she totally started mothering me, especially when she found out how evil my mom was being

Thirteen:

It's not often you have a mother worthy of the title

BalanceBeamKittie:

and she's, like, the best grandma ever

StarWarsSucks:

Agreed

Joolerox:

I think we've all had problems with our Moms, huh?

Joolerox:

Mine kicked me out

BalanceBeamKittie:

mine too

Joolerox:

Well, she was a party to it anyway

Thirteen:

Mine shipped me off the other otherside of the country

Joolerox:

And Shannon's disowned her

Joolerox:

What about you, Sari-Lyka?

Sari-Lyka:

I get along with my mother, although I do not see her as often these days

Joolerox:

Well, at least someone around here isn't estranged

Shannon:

Mothers are very important

Shannon:

They should be honoured

StarWarsSucks:

So, it's agreed?

StarWarsSucks:

Appreciation party for Diana?

Thirteen:

Yes

Joolerox:

Yeppers

Shannon:

Sure

BalanceBeamKittie:

Okay, so Diana's b-day was in June, Mother's Day was in May,. of, I've got it!

BalanceBeamKittie:

over the Thanksgiving holidays, DIana's hosting Thanksgiving for all family (excpet the boys who will be on tour), including all her grandkids.

BalanceBeamKittie:

Thanksgiving is a Thursday, so why don't we make Friday Diana Appreciation Day?

BalanceBeamKittie:

or Sat

Joolerox:

Sounds like a plan to me

BalanceBeamKittie:

I'll get Jessie in on it, too

BalanceBeamKittie:

since it's her mom & all

Thirteen:

This is so holiday season for you guys

BalanceBeamKittie:

Day, you realize we've slowly been Americanizing you, right?

Thirteen:

Over my dead body

BalanceBeamKittie:

hmm, sounded like you had less of an accent at Frankie's party. . .

BalanceBeamKittie:

;-D

Thirteen:

LIAR!

BalanceBeamKittie:

Julie, what do you say on the subject?

Thirteen:

I've only been here a year there is no possible way

Joolerox:

I have been doing my utmost to include American jargon into her vocabulary

BalanceBeamKittie:

hehe

BalanceBeamKittie:

Anyone else thing Day's turning American on us?

Shannon:

I have not spoken verbally with her for a while, I would not know

StarWarsSucks:

Neither

Thirteen:

Ha!

BalanceBeamKittie:

Day, you know I'm just teasing, right?

BalanceBeamKittie:

oh! So, Mac threw a fit yesterday

BalanceBeamKittie:

like a toddler

BalanceBeamKittie:

Because he came home, and found me & the tots watching Home Alone.

BalanceBeamKittie:

So I've decided I'm going to torture him even further.

BalanceBeamKittie:

I've gone to the store this morning, and bought "The Pagemaster" and "Richie Rich"

BalanceBeamKittie:

which is how I saw the tabloids, that brings us in a circle back to what I was talking about earlier.

Joolerox:

Fun

StarWarsSucks:

Yeah

Joolerox:

Tabloid

Joolerox:

MWahaha

Thirteen:

You're coming back to the strip poker thing again, aren't you?

Joolerox:

Who? Me?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Julie, I had an evil thought

Joolerox:

Do tell

BalanceBeamKittie:

since they seem to be after us for things we haven't done, we should deliberately do tabloid-worthy things, or pretend tabloid-worthy things to poke fun at the papperazzi

BalanceBeamKittie:

Wanna help?

Joolerox:

Sure

Thirteen:

*groan*

Joolerox:

You're so boring Friday

Thirteen:

No, I'm not

Thirteen:

You just have a hormone overdose in your system

Joolerox:

Ner!

StarWarsSucks:

I think she's right, actually

Joolerox:

That be right, gang up on me

Thirteen:

We will

BalanceBeamKittie:

c'mon Friday, you know you want to help us inperazzi-baiting

StarWarsSucks:

and loving it

BalanceBeamKittie:

*popperazzi-baiting

BalanceBeamKittie:

meh, my insert key got pressed

Thirteen:

Yeah, but her idea of papperazzi baiting involves naughty things

Joolerox:

Yes

Joolerox:

Like stripteases and orgies and all sorts of cool fun stuff like that

Thirteen:

See?

BalanceBeamKittie:

well, I plan on starting out innocently

BalanceBeamKittie:

*nods*

Thirteen:

If she started regaling stories of her exploits AGAIN I will kill you

Joolerox:

But I love telling stories of my exploits

BalanceBeamKittie:

but if Julie's getting involved. . .

StarWarsSucks:

That's asking for trouble

Joolerox:

Lots and lots of trouble

BalanceBeamKittie:

I could tell you stories of my exploits, but there's only been a few

Joolerox:

The fund kind of trouble

Joolerox:

*fun

Joolerox:

I have lots of stories!

Joolerox:

Like the time that the coach walked in on me doing the football team

Thirteen:

DON'T YOU DARE!!!

BalanceBeamKittie:

Let's see, as far as guys go, there's only been Tobias, Zac, Clint, that one guy at that party, and Mac

Thirteen:

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

Joolerox:

Hehehe

BalanceBeamKittie:

God, Julie, please tell me you didn't shag the coach

Joolerox:

Uh huh!

BalanceBeamKittie:

oh dear

Joolerox:

He resisted

BalanceBeamKittie:

that's statutory rape!

Joolerox:

But I eventually wore him down

Joolerox:

I'm evil

Joolerox:

Pah, that might be what it is TECHNICALLY

Joolerox:

But seriously

BalanceBeamKittie:

I have a headache. Stupid pregnancy not letting me have coffee. *pouts*

Joolerox:

He wouldn't have if I wasn't so persistant

BalanceBeamKittie:

Lol.

Joolerox:

Not to mention sexy and orgasmic

Thirteen:

Aww poor Rachy

Thirteen:

And I feel sorry for your coach, having to put up with you

BalanceBeamKittie:

I have stories, but they don't involve sex.

Joolerox:

*bounces* My deputy principal wasn't nearly so resistant

Thirteen:

STOP IT WITH THE STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shannon:

I really do not want to know either, Julie

Joolerox:

Hehehehehehehe

BalanceBeamKittie:

they involve alien slugs & 7-foot-alien-centipede things

StarWarsSucks:

I think I'd rather hear your stories

Joolerox:

Aww

Thirteen:

Julie we just don't want to know who you did, how many times you did them, why you did them and how many you did at once

BalanceBeamKittie:

Well, there was this one time we found out that Yeerks are allergic to maple-flavoured oatmeal

Thirteen:

What's oatmeal?

Joolerox:

It's porriage

Thirteen:

Okay

StarWarsSucks:

They were allergic to that?

StarWarsSucks:

that's insane

BalanceBeamKittie:

yep. Forced them out of heads.

Joolerox:

Cool

BalanceBeamKittie:

I think the Taxxons were actually worse than the Yeerks though

BalanceBeamKittie:

because they volunteered to be yeerked. They were so evil

BalanceBeamKittie:

They're, like, 7-feet tall bit red gushy centipede-like things

Sari-Lyka:

And they're cannabalistic too

BalanceBeamKittie:

*big

Shannon:

You know about them?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Oh, you've met them, too?

Sari-Lyka:

Our people have been in space for many years now

Sari-Lyka:

Generations

BalanceBeamKittie:

oh yeah, forgot about that,

BalanceBeamKittie:

So you've probably encountered them before.

Sari-Lyka:

Yes

BalanceBeamKittie:

they're horrible

BalanceBeamKittie:

and not all of the Yeerks are horrible

BalanceBeamKittie:

but most of them are.

Sari-Lyka:

Fortunately our ears are too small for the yeerks to enter

Sari-Lyka:

Unfortunately, that tended to make us target practice instead

Thirteen:

That sucks

Sari-Lyka:

We survived

Joolerox:

I kinda wish I could turn into an Adige

Joolerox:

I think I'd like to experience sex as another species

Thirteen:

You're incorrigable

Joolerox:

*grin*

BalanceBeamKittie:

actually. . . . .

BalanceBeamKittie:

*blushes*

Joolerox:

You didn't!

BalanceBeamKittie:

Tobias and I both had cat morphs. . .

Joolerox:

You go girl!

BalanceBeamKittie:

definitely better as a person, though

Thirteen:

You two are cleraly kindred spirits

BalanceBeamKittie:

it was just once

Joolerox:

It only needs to be once

Joolerox:

Hehehe

StarWarsSucks:

brb

Shannon:

BalanceBeamKittie:

I do hope Tobias comes back to visit sometime

BalanceBeamKittie:

I miss him

Sari-Lyka:

where did he go?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Andalite home world

Sari-Lyka:

Oh!

Sari-Lyka:

I have never been there, but I am told that is it quite beautiful

Joolerox:

I wanna space travel

Thirteen:

Ah ha!

Thirteen:

You're like the female capatin kirk, aren't you Julie?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Julie, I'm sure we can arrange it someday

Thirteen:

Except your after all the alien men instead of alien women

Joolerox:

Yes

Joolerox:

yes I am

Joolerox:

But I am also happily married to Bobby, so despite all my wistful talk, I wouldn't actually cheat on him

Joolerox:

I love him too much

Thirteen:

But you don't love me enough to stop regaling me with your stupid exploit stories

StarWarsSucks:

Okay I have to go, more merc arrived for me to sort out

Joolerox:

Nope

Joolerox:

OKay cool

Joolerox:

What's arrived? More shirts?

BalanceBeamKittie:

awesome

StarWarsSucks:

Yeah, the usual

BalanceBeamKittie:

Julie, have you gone up on the station yet?

StarWarsSucks:

Time to unpack, sort, put together order, blah blah

StarWarsSucks:

ttyl

Thirteen:

Okay, bye

Joolerox:

Yeah once or twice

BalanceBeamKittie:

oh, I just saw this thing on tv

Thirteen:

Yeah?

BalanceBeamKittie:

it's basically a series of cribs set into the wall

BalanceBeamKittie:

but it looks like wooden baby cages.

BalanceBeamKittie:

which is basically what it is

BalanceBeamKittie:

but it works.

Shannon:

I should go also

Shannon:

I have some work to do

Thirteen:

Okay bye

Joolerox:

cya

Shannon:

bye

BalanceBeamKittie:

stackable cribs, built into the wall. Seems interestings

BalanceBeamKittie:

Julie, you staying?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Day?

Joolerox:

Yeah

Joolerox:

Just saying bye to Shannon

Thirteen:

Same

BalanceBeamKittie:

Sari-Lyka, how's life on the station?

Sari-Lyka:

It is good

Sari-Lyka:

I am told that the air quality on the station is now as good as that on earth

Sari-Lyka:

Better than some of the more poluted cities in fact

Joolerox:

Cool

Thirteen:

Ha! I remember taking the plane through LA, that was insane

Thirteen:

The wings of the plane were cutting through the smog and they said it was a clear day

Thirteen:

*cracks up laughing*

BalanceBeamKittie:

hehe

Joolerox:

I've never been to LA

Thirteen:

The only good thing about LA is Universal Studios

Thirteen:

I have NEVER seen so many highways

Thirteen:

The highway system is so insane

Thirteen:

Seriously, four storey highways?

Thirteen:

That's just nuts

Sari-Lyka:

What is a highway?

BalanceBeamKittie:

I've been there a few times to visit Jess & Iz, and Frankie

Joolerox:

It's a big road that ground vehicles drive on

Sari-Lyka:

Thank you

Joolerox:

Oli should be able to show you a picture

Sari-Lyka:

Okay

BalanceBeamKittie:

actually, just google it

BalanceBeamKittie:

since you're on the computer now

Sari-Lyka:

google?

Joolerox:

You mean no one's introduced you to google yet?

BalanceBeamKittie:

www.google.com

Sari-Lyka:

No...

Sari-Lyka:

Thank you

BalanceBeamKittie:

it's an internet search engine

BalanceBeamKittie:

type it in and his search

Sari-Lyka:

Okay, thank you

Sari-Lyka:

You probably all think I am terribly ignorant

Thirteen:

Eh, it's cool

Thirteen:

You come from a different culture

BalanceBeamKittie:

we don't think you're ignorant at all

BalanceBeamKittie:

just new to this world

BalanceBeamKittie:

or this world's orbit.

BalanceBeamKittie:

We're all gonna have to go up to the station some time, since Sari-Lyka can't come down here. We can have a party.

Joolerox:

Yeah!

Thirteen:

Sounds good to me

Sari-Lyka:

I would like that

Sari-Lyka:

I am very glad that Tranno-Zirran is a shapeshifter, as this will allow him to visit Earth whenever he wants

Sari-Lyka:

Even if I can't

Thirteen:

There are definite advantages to being a shape shifter

Joolerox:

I just had a dirty thought

Joolerox:

Day'll probably kill me if a share it though

Thirteen:

*pulls out sais threateningly*

Joolerox:

See?

Thirteen:

hehe

Joolerox:

Y'know what?

BalanceBeamKittie:

Day, do you change, then, when you go up?

Joolerox:

I think I know why you don't want to know about these things

Thirteen:

Nah, my human DNA keeps me human

Thirteen:

What?

Joolerox:

I think it's because you weren't getting any

Joolerox:

And you're dating a guy who doesn't vbelieve in premartital sex

Joolerox:

So, other than Zac, you haven't gotten any, and you were a guy at the time

Thirteen:

I don't believe that you can go a whole conversation without bring up sex

BalanceBeamKittie:

Julie, sex isn't everything

Joolerox:

that's a lie

Joolerox:

It is too everything

Joolerox:

I don't really bring it up all the time, do I?

Thirteen:

No, you do

BalanceBeamKittie:

really, sex is more important thatn your kids?

Thirteen:

Your mind is firmly planted in the gutter

Joolerox:

Aww, I'm sorry

BalanceBeamKittie:

yeah, you do, but that's why we love you.

Joolerox:

Oooh, I got me a funny shirt that says "Sex: Do it for the kids"

Joolerox:

I should get one for Zac too

Joolerox:

Hehe

Thirteen:

You would

Joolerox:

Okay, I'll try to keep a clamp on the dirtiness

Thirteen:

Thank you

BalanceBeamKittie:

I think, to a point, Julie's smuttiness is endearing

Joolerox:

Yay! I'm endearing!

BalanceBeamKittie:

I said to a point, lol

Joolerox:

Darn

BalanceBeamKittie:

I want chocolate.

BalanceBeamKittie:

*craves*

Thirteen:

Mmmm chocolate

Thirteen:

*loves chocolate*

BalanceBeamKittie:

I've been craving chocolate mousse, croissants, and cream puffs. I'm gonna get so fat.

Thirteen:

Yeah, but in five months you'll be losing a fair bit of that 'fat' hehe

BalanceBeamKittie:

yeah, but not the part that sticks behind

Thirteen:

true

Joolerox:

Yeah, that's the only problem with having kids

Joolerox:

The leftover weight

Joolerox:

I may never get my girlish figure back *cries*

Thirteen:

I didn't have that problem with Elektra, hehe

Joolerox:

Bragger

Thirteen:

Mwahaha

Thirteen:

Although, even if I did, with all this patrolling I do, it wouldn't have lasted very long

Joolerox:

I think I would prefer to do excesize that isn't life threatening, myself

BalanceBeamKittie:

I got my figure back after the twins

Joolerox:

Lucky

BalanceBeamKittie:

and then I get pregnant again!

Joolerox:

I understand your paint

Joolerox:

*pain

BalanceBeamKittie:

Julie, I can always teach you gymnastics

Joolerox:

If we can find the time, sure

BalanceBeamKittie:

Okay, I've got to try and put the kids down for a nap. They're running all over the place

Thirteen:

Yeah, I have to go out on patrol

Thirteen:

Tiffany again

Thirteen:

Ugh

Joolerox:

Ditz girl?

BalanceBeamKittie:

heh

Thirteen:

Yeah

BalanceBeamKittie:

is she that horrid?

Thirteen:

*rolls eyes*

Thirteen:

I have never met anyone so obsessed with there clothes and make up before

BalanceBeamKittie:

Sari-Lyka, you still there?

Thirteen:

A vampire is about to bite her and she does nothing until he gets blood on her clothes, and that's when she defends yerself

BalanceBeamKittie:

It was nice meeting you.

Sari-Lyka:

yes

Sari-Lyka:

It was nice meeting you also

BalanceBeamKittie:

like to do it in person some time.

Sari-Lyka:

That would be good

BalanceBeamKittie:

Anyways, I've got to go

Joolerox:

Okay

BalanceBeamKittie:

bye!

Joolerox:

Bye!

Thirteen:

Cya!

Sari-Lyka:

Good bye

Sari-Lyka:

Thank you for inviting me

Joolerox:

You're wlecome

Joolerox:

I now call this meeting of the IGP2ZH Club to a close

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