Orion was sitting in front of the television, flipping throught channels, when he spotted a picture of Macauley Culkin on a tabloid tv show.
"Hey, Zac, Saku, you have to see this!" He called
The newcaster was talking.
"Entertainment Nightly has learned that while on a romantic weekend getaway with his new girlfriend former gymnast-turned stuntwoman Rachel Evans, former child star Macauley Culkin took a detour to a small chapel where the two eloped."
"Woah," Orion said, turning to Zac. "Can you believe that?"
Zac and Saku
"I didn't know that Rachel was going to get married," Saku blinked.
"Huh," mused Zac. "Well, I have a few things to say about that. Either the papparazi network is quick on it's feet and we don't know Rach as well as we think we do or this is a total fabrication."
Orion
"I don't know," Orion said, as they showed a picture of Rach and Mac in a small wedding chapel. "That picture looks real." a moment later, Zac's mobile rang.
Zac and Saku
"People can do talented things on computers these days," Saku observed as Zac picked up his phone.
"Hello?" Zac answered.
Rachel
"It's Rachel," she said.
Zac
"Oh hi Rach," Zac said cheerfully. "Hey, maybe you can clear up something for us? We just heard a newscast that you and Macauly got married. Did that actually happen, or should we be taping this for the lawsuit?"
Rachel
"Oh God, how did they find out so fast?" Rachelasked. "It's only been a few hours. There was alcohol involved, we haven't decided anything yet. I just wanted to know if you could keep Annie for a few more days."
Zac
"Hmm, it was very prompt of them," Zac mused. "Yeah, we can keep an eye on Annie until you come back. So, is it congratulations, or condolances?"
Rachel
"Well," Rachel said. "We've only been dating for a month, but 'Dharma & Greg' got married on their first date, and they made it work. We knew from our first date that we were made for each other, it's just, well, kind of fast. Oh God, you don't think Marco saw the news, do you?"
Zac
"So, now you're worried about Marco?" Zac asked, with raised eyebrows. "Look, Rach, I love ya, but whether Marco saw the newscast or not, he's going to have to find out sooner or later that you got married."