14 August 2004

Rachel and Julie chat online

Written by Joy and Michelle

IM - Rachel and Julie

BalanceBeamKittie says:

Oh God.

BalanceBeamKittie says:

Oh God oh God oh God

AngelicOne says:

I prefer goddess

AngelicOne says:

hehe

BalanceBeamKittie says:

I'm pregnant.

AngelicOne says:

yeah?

AngelicOne says:

so am I

AngelicOne says:

wait...

AngelicOne says:

Rach?

BalanceBeamKittie says:

yeah.

AngelicOne says:

oooooooooooooooohhh

AngelicOne says:

it's not Zac again is it *wink*

BalanceBeamKittie says:

no

AngelicOne says:

hehe

BalanceBeamKittie says:

I'm 97% sure it's Clint Moffatt

AngelicOne says:

Clint Moffatt?????????

AngelicOne says:

!!!!!!!!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

i think my womb enjoys rockstar semen

AngelicOne says:

hehe

AngelicOne says:

could do

BalanceBeamKittie says:

it could also be this other guy, but considering I'm on the Pill and
I always use condoms

BalanceBeamKittie says:

it's much more likely to be a Dathrian

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

crap

BalanceBeamKittie says:

what is my dad gonna say?

BalanceBeamKittie says:

What is Clint gonna say?

AngelicOne says:

me on the other hand have about five or six options as to who the
father could be

AngelicOne says:

well

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

I told my Dad, and he went ballistic

AngelicOne says:

even moreson when he found out it was an alien

AngelicOne says:

and disowned me the biogetted coward!!!!

AngelicOne says:

and now I have a much cooler lastname

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

soryy..

BalanceBeamKittie says:

my dad's okay with the fact that Zac is an alien

AngelicOne says:

when he found out this pregnancy is a mutant one

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

but I dunno if he wants 2 alien grandkids

AngelicOne says:

I was getting mixed up for a second there, lol

AngelicOne says:

it's a tad late for that now, isn't it? hehe

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol, yeah, I know

BalanceBeamKittie says:

heh. WEll, I'll know for sure who the daddy is in 9 months

AngelicOne says:

actually *thinks some more* I believe Sergei is half alien...

BalanceBeamKittie says:

considering the other guy is, as far as I know, completely human

AngelicOne says:

soooo there is a chance that these twins could be a quarter alien
after all...

BalanceBeamKittie says:

do you think they both have the same Daddy?

AngelicOne says:

I'm being positive

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

you see, if they have the same dad, then there's a six in one chance
the father will be Dirk

AngelicOne says:

I mean a 1 in 6, lol

AngelicOne says:

and I don't want Dirk to be the father

BalanceBeamKittie says:

ooc: I'm wondering how many pregnancies it will be before Rachel
figures out that there's a definite pattern, lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

ic:

BalanceBeamKittie says:

*huggles Rach*

AngelicOne says:

so as long as I think that the father is one and the same, all is
good in the world, lol

AngelicOne says:

on the other hand...

BalanceBeamKittie says:

on the other hand, better to only have one kid fathered by Dirk than 2

AngelicOne says:

if they have different fathers... then there's only a 1 in 36 chance
that one of them will be Dirk's

BalanceBeamKittie says:

that is crazy logic

AngelicOne says:

wait... no, that both of them will be Dirk's

AngelicOne says:

oh I have no idea

AngelicOne says:

I'm hormonal

BalanceBeamKittie says:

eh, just think happy thought

AngelicOne says:

I can't get carried away with probability of who that father could be

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

right

BalanceBeamKittie says:

crap, I do not want to go through morning sickness again

BalanceBeamKittie says:

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

meh.

BalanceBeamKittie says:

The end result is worth it

AngelicOne says:

chances ar emuch more in my favour that the father with be Bobby's,
or Tav's, or Sergei's or ANgelo's or Lance's.

BalanceBeamKittie says:

interesting

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

*whistles*

BalanceBeamKittie says:

two sets of twins in 2 years

AngelicOne says:

haha

AngelicOne says:

yeah

BalanceBeamKittie says:

are you trying really hard to beat Zac?

AngelicOne says:

lucky me

AngelicOne says:

...yes?

AngelicOne says:

hehehe

BalanceBeamKittie says:

ooc: Rachel is gonna have 15 kids in 5 years or less *giggles madly*

BalanceBeamKittie says:

IC:

BalanceBeamKittie says:

here's a thought

BalanceBeamKittie says:

yopu know how some girls get their periods throughout their pregnancy?

AngelicOne says:

hopefully they'll have less stressful powers than B'E and Tom

AngelicOne says:

yeah?

BalanceBeamKittie says:

well, that means that they're releasing an extra egg each month

BalanceBeamKittie says:

so, that means it's possible for them to get pregnant while they're
pregnant!

AngelicOne says:

yeah

AngelicOne says:

I actually read about a woman who claimed to have gotten preg while
she was preg

BalanceBeamKittie says:

oh god, I hope that doesn't happen to me

AngelicOne says:

of course, i turns out that it was all a lie because she was insecure
about being infirtile or something

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

but everyone was talking about how it's theoretically possible to
happen

BalanceBeamKittie says:

some women are prego for 10 or 11 months

BalanceBeamKittie says:

how psycho is that?!

AngelicOne says:

They have my sympathy

AngelicOne says:

actually, I htink they reckon that elephants are prego for 2 years or
somehting equally insanely long

BalanceBeamKittie says:

Elephants are preggers for 2 years

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

I'm working on my website

BalanceBeamKittie says:

oooooo

BalanceBeamKittie says:

for your game?

AngelicOne says:

I'm loading my game onto the webserver

AngelicOne says:

*beams*

BalanceBeamKittie says:

i wanna play it again!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

that game is addictive, Julie

AngelicOne says:

I CAN'T WAIT for it to be all ready for public use

AngelicOne says:

*bounces around excitedly because cyberspace is the only place she
can these days*

BalanceBeamKittie says:

ugh. I'm gonna get fat again, aren't I *sighs* ANd I had just
gotten my figure back too!

AngelicOne says:

I understand your pain

AngelicOne says:

I went to a great deal of trouble to keep myself fit

AngelicOne says:

and it feels like it was all for naught

BalanceBeamKittie says:

yeah

AngelicOne says:

it's worse when you're pregnant because no matter how much excercuse
you do (within reason, of course) you still put on wieght

BalanceBeamKittie says:

well, and least I can do my gymnastics for a couple more months, and
long as I don't fall down

BalanceBeamKittie says:

and I can swim, and go for walks and stuff. Actually, they reckkon
prego women should do aerobics

AngelicOne says:

yeah

BalanceBeamKittie says:

*giggles* Did you ever see Father of the Bride II

BalanceBeamKittie says:

?

AngelicOne says:

yes

AngelicOne says:

it's a very cool movie

BalanceBeamKittie says:

yes

AngelicOne says:

plus it was funny how there was only like, five minutes between them

BalanceBeamKittie says:

stupid over-fertile Dathrians

BalanceBeamKittie says:

meh. I'll cheer up soon enough

BalanceBeamKittie says:

yeah, that made me laugh

AngelicOne says:

aww

BalanceBeamKittie says:

and Franck is cool

BalanceBeamKittie says:

hehe

AngelicOne says:

I think I am so going to create an update for my game later on with
some kind of Zac-monster

BalanceBeamKittie says:

*giggles* Does he randomly impregnate all the female chars?

AngelicOne says:

noo... I don't think I could program it to do that........

BalanceBeamKittie says:

awww

AngelicOne says:

but maybe I could make it that he reguarily kidnaps young maidens
(aka, NPCs)

AngelicOne says:

mwahahahaha

BalanceBeamKittie says:

npcs?

AngelicOne says:

Non player characters

BalanceBeamKittie says:

aha

AngelicOne says:

*starts thinking too much about it*

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

Julie! concentrate on getting webserver, and susequently your website
& game up please!

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

updates come LATER

AngelicOne says:

hehe

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol Oh, I think I'm gonna go puke now

AngelicOne says:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

BalanceBeamKittie says:

I'll be right back

AngelicOne says:

okay

AngelicOne says:

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BalanceBeamKittie says:

wb

AngelicOne says:

*kicks msn*

AngelicOne says:

I will get it working properly yet

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

maybe I'll create my own IM...

AngelicOne says:

Julie! Stop thinking about future stuff!

AngelicOne says:

Get THIS done first!

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

yes, I shout at myself on a regular basis

BalanceBeamKittie says:

hehe

AngelicOne says:

if it's not me, it's the twins

BalanceBeamKittie says:

you amuse me

AngelicOne says:

haha

BalanceBeamKittie says:

God, this is all Marco's fault. He got me hooked on fanfiction

AngelicOne says:

Marco likes fanfic huh?

AngelicOne says:

what kind?

BalanceBeamKittie says:

I think he read the creepy graphic lesbian stuff, actually

BalanceBeamKittie says:

j/k

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

mainly he reads HIghlander fic, and he's gotten me hooked on it]

AngelicOne says:

heh

AngelicOne says:

oooh I think it's so great that Liz and Max are getting married!!!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

I know!

AngelicOne says:

okay I know they;ve been engaged for over 6months now but it's still
exciting

BalanceBeamKittie says:

hehe. And I think it's cool that we're both gonna be bridesmaids

AngelicOne says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

yep!!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

me too

BalanceBeamKittie says:

heehe

AngelicOne says:

I'm glad that the twins shall be born before the wedding

AngelicOne says:

it'll give me some time to get my figure back

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

hehe, just don't get preggers again right away!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol

AngelicOne says:

nooooooooooooo

AngelicOne says:

I plan on breastfeeding

AngelicOne says:

again

AngelicOne says:

and I don't have my period while breastfeeding

BalanceBeamKittie says:

I'm breastfeeding at the moment, but my periods didn't stop

AngelicOne says:

which is what got me into this mess a second time - I forgot to keep
my boobs excersised while on camp

AngelicOne says:

*sigh*

AngelicOne says:

well... they were 'excecsied'... just not in the way that would stop
my period from coming back at the wrong moment

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

I dunno, Clint seemed to enjoy the taste of breastmilk

AngelicOne says:

hehe

AngelicOne says:

It's funny doing it

BalanceBeamKittie says:

does Bobby like it?

AngelicOne says:

*that

BalanceBeamKittie says:

it's weird, it feels different when it's a baby that when it';s a
guy, you know?

AngelicOne says:

yeah...

AngelicOne says:

I suppose one way it's something you do naturally for a child

AngelicOne says:

and the other way it's for sexual pleasure

AngelicOne says:

so, y'know...

BalanceBeamKittie says:

yeaj

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

*yeah

BalanceBeamKittie says:

it's all good

BalanceBeamKittie says:

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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

AngelicOne says:

lol

BalanceBeamKittie says:

lol, ooops

BalanceBeamKittie says:

didn't mean to do that

BalanceBeamKittie says:

my keyboard had a freakout

AngelicOne says:

hehe

BalanceBeamKittie says:

ooc: I'm really tired. *looks at clock* holy crap, it's 2 am!

AngelicOne says:

OOC: lol!!!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

ooc: I've g2g to bed now

AngelicOne says:

okay

AngelicOne says:

IC:

BalanceBeamKittie says:

ic: oh, Annie's awake, and it sounds like she's hungry

AngelicOne says:

okay

BalanceBeamKittie says:

Ttyl?

AngelicOne says:

well, I'll ttyl then

AngelicOne says:

bye!!!

BalanceBeamKittie says:

groovy

BalanceBeamKittie says:

luff ya!

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