But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
GUESS WHAT!!!
Byte Me:
You're Elvis Presley incarnate?
Byte Me:
hehe
AngelicOne:
You've discovered the true source of your fertility: you really have four testicles, they just look like two because they're conjoined?
Byte Me:
lol!
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Noooooooo
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Although, I should look into that possibility…
Byte Me:
Idiot
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
I'm a father!!
AngelicOne:
Really? I never would have had any idea if you hadn't have told me
Byte Me:
How can you be a father if you're a woman, Zac?
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
*hits Friday*
AngelicOne:
Girl basher
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Maybe Day's a boy at the moment, HA!
Byte Me:
I'm not
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
I can't see you, we only have your word for that
Byte Me:
At least I can be a boy… which is more than you'll ever be
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
What ever happened to conceding I was male?
Byte Me:
I got myself a copy of Middle of Nowhere the other day
Byte Me:
and boy, do you sound like a girl
AngelicOne:
Besides, you need to get used to being referred to as a girl, Zac, for when Day turns you into one and impregnates you like you deserve
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Why are you all conspiring against me?
AngelicOne:
Because you're Zac
Byte Me:
Because you can't keep it in your pants
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Gee, all I wanted to do was say that Shannon had the baby yesterday
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
and her name is Briar Ture
AngelicOne:
I heard
Byte Me:
Ooooh pretty name
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
the u in Ture is actually accented
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
It's Elvish for Victoria
Byte Me:
Cool
AngelicOne:
I like names with apostrophes in them better
AngelicOne:
Much easier to type on the computer
Byte Me:
Lol
Byte Me:
Like B'Elanna
AngelicOne:
Yes
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Any more of your kids gonna have ` in them?
AngelicOne:
Dunno
Byte Me:
Picked named for these two yet?
AngelicOne:
Welllllll I'm think about Ziyal
Byte Me:
Ziyal?
AngelicOne:
She was a char in DS9 who I loved and she died
AngelicOne:
They killed her! That was so not fair
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Aww, poor diddums
AngelicOne:
And they're a char in Dark Angel named Tinga
Byte Me:
You are such a moron, Zac
AngelicOne:
And I loved Tinga too and they killed her off as well!
Byte Me:
Awwww *huggles*
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
And the point it?
AngelicOne:
If they're girls, I think I will name them Tinga and Ziyal
AngelicOne:
In memory of these people I loved, who died before their time
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
Lol
Byte Me:
You realise that these are fiction people, right?
AngelicOne:
Yes
AngelicOne:
Lol
Byte Me:
Lol
AngelicOne:
Maybe Tinga Seven and Ziyal Cindy
Byte Me:
And what is they're boys?
AngelicOne:
Weeeeelll I dunnooooooo
AngelicOne:
Maybe Alec Garak and Joshua Worf
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
You wouldn't
AngelicOne:
I would
Byte Me:
Why do you care? They're not your kids.
Byte Me:
Or are they?
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
No, they're not
AngelicOne:
I have no idea who's kids they are, heh
Byte Me:
Maybe Zac teleported to Australia while you were on the camp
AngelicOne:
Except how could he do it without my knowing?
Byte Me:
*gasp* you mean he did it without your permission?
AngelicOne:
Could be
Byte Me:
You… you rapist Zac!
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
I would NEVER do any such thing EVER
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
I've never raped someone, I haven't even coerced anyone
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun!:
And that was even before I was freaking raped myself by a stalker who was all so nice enough to only keep me sedated enough to prevent me from using my powers
But Daddy! Shooting insects with fireballs is fun! has left the chat
Byte Me:
I think I upset him
AngelicOne:
Just slightly, yes
Byte Me:
Umm oops?
AngelicOne:
Naw, he deserves it
AngelicOne:
hehe
Byte Me:
hehe
Byte Me:
oh have I told you I'm gonna be moving to the states?
AngelicOne:
yes
AngelicOne:
I'm guessing you're excited
Byte Me:
Lol, well, it should bee good to be able to pit my skills against other people who are just as skilled as I am, who aren't vampires trying to kill me
AngelicOne:
good point
Byte Me:
Even if their baloney about me possibly being the most powerful slayer is true, the other slayers should pose a decent challenge
Byte Me:
And as much as I hate to admit it, I can't really fault them for wanting to improve my skills so that I have a better chance of living
AngelicOne:
Yeah
AngelicOne:
I'd miss you!
AngelicOne:
Hey, maybe I should name my next daughter after you…
Byte Me:
*giggles*
Byte Me:
I've decided that my first daughter is going to be Elektra
AngelicOne:
You are so obsessed with that comic
Byte Me:
Well, Elektra is cool
Byte Me:
And you name your kids after TV shows!
AngelicOne:
Point, lol
Byte Me:
I'm so excited tho… see I was sad because they canned the Elektra series
Byte Me:
But now they're introducing "Ultimate Elektra"
Byte Me:
So yay!
AngelicOne:
hehe
AngelicOne:
Oh hey, I have to go
AngelicOne:
The twins are demanding my attention
Byte Me:
Okay
Byte Me:
Later gator!
AngelicOne:
Bye!