Frankie needed a major break from his sister. So, per Oz's suggestion, he travelled to NY. He went to the mansion, and knocked on the front door.
"Hey, I'm looking for Oz?" he said. Bonnie shreaked.
"Oh my God, you're Frankie Muniz! ! !" Frankie winced.
"YEs, yes, that's me Do you know if the Dingoes are around?" Bonnie couldn't stop screaming long enough to answer.
Oz and Devon
Oz just shook his head as he walked with Devon, hearing the screaming and smelling the new arrival.
"Man, we need fans who do that," Devon commented.
"Then we need to learn how to play more than one chord," the ex- werewolf replied, in a rare sentence.
"Frankie!" Devon exclaimed.
"How you doing little buddy?"
Frankie
"Pretty good," Frankies said. "I just wish I knew how to get away from that," he said, pointing to the small group of teenaged girls that had seemed to come out of the woodwork. "Oy. It's insane. How are you handling all the jailbait, Dev?"
Oz and Devon
Devon snorted.
"Some of these chicks are too uptight anyway. I'd rather have another crack at Faith. But Logan would kill me."
Oz nodded.
"And he literally would."
Frankie and Michael
"Yes, I can think that Logan would. Where is Faith, anyway? I wouldn't like staring at her ass any day."
"Don't you have better things to do than stare at women's asses all day?" a voice said behind.
"Mike? What up, man?"
"Just hanging out," MIchael Pitt replied. "'The Village' comes out soon, and I came to invite people to the NY premiere. July 30th if anybody's interested."
"Groovy, I'll have to go. People have been bugging me about not making more appearancs lately," Frankie replied.
Oz, Devon and Faith
Oz shrugged.
"I'll go, I wouldn't mind chopping with some hot chicks," Devon said, nodding.
"Or hot males. You're not particularly fussed, as long as they have a pulse, right?" Faith asked, coming around the corner.
Frankie
"Faith!" Frankie said, hugging the hot slayer. "I was hoping I'd bump into you. Village premiere, July 30th, want to be my date for the cameras?" Frankie asked, waggling his eyebrows.
Faith
"Frankie, darling, I'm considerably older than you, and while I know being seen with me would raise your status... among other things... I'll most likely have to talk about it with Logan."
Faith hugged the young mutant back.
Frankie
"Eh, I gotta find somebody to show up with. Hey, maybe I'll ask Lindsay, just to piss off Hilary. Hil's great and all, but she's taking this feud with Lindsay WAY too seriously, in my opinion." Frankie said.
"Anyways, I think you mentioned something about mind-altering substances?" Frankie asked Oz.
Faith, Devon and Oz
"Go with Ashley Olsen," Faith replied.
"Lindsey Lohan freaks my shit out."
"Not literally, right? Coz I might have to bail," Devon commented.
"Shut up or I'll hit you," Faith said.
"Yeah, we're out of pot coz Dev smoked it all. But alcohol," Oz offered.
Frankie and Mikey
"Ooh, yay, alcohol, you can watch me get completely smashed off one sip." Frankie said, making a silly face.
"Oooh, alcohol, what ya got?" Mikey asked. "I will insist that absinthe is the greatest."
Faith, Oz and Devon
"While I'd love to see this, I'm gonna go see if Logan's... up... for company."
Faith waved and left, heading for Logan's room.
Devon chuckled and led the other's too his and Oz's room.
Mikey and Frankie
"So, Semirellian-ness. I always wondered how that worked," Mikey asked.
"Our systems are different from hma, Dathrian, or mutant. Chemicals dissolve slower in our bloodstreams, so anything that causes a mood-altering effect, like caffeine or alcohol, is magnified, like, ten times. So, like, if I drink a cup of coffee, that's all I need for, like 36 hours. A couple sips of strong alcohol gets me hammered, like wiskey or scotch, or vodka. And I can drink about a half of a beer, depending on how much alcohol is in it I can drink two beers at a baseball game, because they put so little alcohol in it. One or two hits of a joint will have me stoned for hours, and the one time I tried a hit of acid, they had to call a healer or I would have died. However, we can also share a few of the Dathrian effects. Kerose gets us drunk, though not as drunk as a Dath, and too much of it make you puke, like, majorly. It's not pretty. BUt antifreeze is an all-purpose high along with petroleum, or gasoline."
"Very interesting," Mikey said. "So, Dev, man, what you got?"
Devon
"Vodka. Beam. JD. Tequila. What takes your fancy?"
Devon whipped out a bunch of bottles and shot glasses.
Mikey and Frankie
"I shall go with Mr. Jim Beam," MIkey decided, grabbing the bottle and tipping it back.
"Eh, just give me a shot of tequila and I'll be a raving lunatic," Frankie declared, taking the shot and downing it. He gave it a minute, and then grinned.
Devon and Oz
"I think we should get some more pot soon," Devon decided.
"Later. We're gigging tonight," Oz reminded him.
Frankie and Mikey
Frankie giggled like a schoolgirl, while Mikey laughed at him, and slugged back the Beam.
Oz and Devon
And so they all proceeded to get drunk until Devon and Oz had to go play at a club.