Britney
Britney finished the last of her joint and began the hunt for the rest of her pot.
All she came up with was an empty bag.
Damn.
She sat up and tapped an acrylic fingernail against her cheek, contemplating what to do.
Ah, Jay and Silent Bob.
Britney grabbed a short denim skirt and threw on a tight white t- shirt, not bothering with a bra. The benefit of fake breasts was that they were always perky. And huge. But perky.
She grabbed some cash and slipped it into the side of her g- string and left her room, sauntering down to Jay and Bob's, and knocking on their door.
Silent Bob
Silent Bob got off his bed and went to open the door. As it swung back, he stepped out of the way and looked around the edge.
Huh.
He smiled slightly and opened the door wider to let her in.
Britney
"Hey shuga. Ah'm running low on supplies, wondered if you could help me out."
Britney smiled and flicked some blonde hair off her shoulder.
"And there's a wicked party going down tonayght at an old warehouse. You up for it?"
Silent BOb & Jay
Silent Bob let her in and then closed the door behind her.
"Hey, ho," Jay said.
"What's your pleasure?"
"She wants some weed and we're invited to a party," Silent BOb said in one of his rare annoucements.
Jay raised an eyebrow.
"Sounds bootalicious, babe. We'll be there."
Britney
Britney smiled sweetly.
"Why thank ya."
She pulled the waistband of her skirt down a little and pulled the money out of the side of her underwear.
"Ok, so another month's worth. Oh and throw in some pills if ya have any."
Jay
Jay started to get some bags together.
"Got some high class E. Not much else, at the moment. Market's not selling. Lotta dopers going the cold turkey. The streets are crazy, man, crazy!"
Britney
"That is crazy."
Britney shrugged.
"It gets so boring here unless ya stoned."
Jay
"True dat, bitch," Jay said, nodding.
"They're all so clean and pure here...it's like living in Stepford or somethin'."
Britney
Britney wrinkled her nose.
"Ewww. Well, they ain't turning me into one of them. Ah'm gonna do things the way Ah always have. So, are ya'll up for tonight?"
Jay
"Sure we are, ho," Jay said.
"Wouldn't miss it for the world. You planning on getting down and dirty? Because I'm always happy to oblige."
Britney
"Mmm, you know me, Ah'm always ready for that."
Britney grinned.
"Anyway, Ah'm gonna go get ready, Ah'll meet you there. Here's the address."
Jay & Silent Bob
Jay handed her the drugs she wanted, and took the piece of paper she handed him along with the money.
"We'll see you there. Hey, if everything goes right, maybe even that tubby bitch will get some action for once."
Silent Bob rolled his eyes in forbearance and calmly continued to smoke his cigarette.
Britney
Hours later, Britney was at the party, in the old warehouse, dancing and just generally behaving like a slut who was high.
She wore knee high boots, a short black leather skirt with a black and white leather corset.
Jay, Silent Bob and Loki
The three walked into the party and Jay high fived Bob.
"This is excellent! Now, where's Britney?"
Loki rolled his eyes and put his hands deep in the pockets of his coat. Now, he'd have to fight off both intoxicated women and men all night; none of whom he could actually hurt. Damn his orders.
Silent Bob looked around, then pointed.
Jay grinned and made his way over to Britney, sliding in behind her and putting one hand on her waist.
"Hey, Britney. Miss me?"
Britney
Britney turned to face him and grinned, her eyes a little wider and pupils a little more dilated.
"Hey Jay! Bob! You guys made it!"
Her hips swayed seductively as she wrapped one arm around Jay's neck, her other hand holding a smoke.