1 June 2004

Moving in

Written by Tegan and Nessa

Jocelyn & Hank

Jocelyn got up early, because today, she was moving into the mansion. She checked over her things again, then started to pack the last of her belongings after she got dressed.

She threw out the last of the things in the fridge, and then sat on a box to wait. Oh man...they weren't going to be here for forever! She decided to go get breakfast from the cafe down the road. She could even afford it now.

Hank woke up, and wondered vaguely why he felt so happy. Then he remembered.

"Ah ha! Jocelyn comes to the mansion today! Oh, frabjous day!"

He bounced out of bed, showered, dried off and then went to get dressed. Then he went up and knocked on BObby's door.

"Bobby, my friend, we are removing Jocelyn from her present domicile and reinstating her here today!"


Bobby

Bobby groaned and looked at his clock.

Why Hank insisted on this ungodly hour of 8am was beyond him.

"Unless you've got coffee and a Krispy Kreme donut, don't even think about coming in here! You're my best friend and all, but it's too early!"


Hank

"Bobby, my dearest friend!"

Hank knocked on the door again.

"Jocelyn is coming here, today! She's moving in! Becoming a permanent fixture! Oh, rapture!"


Bobby

"Hank! Coffee, donuts! Then I'll be your dearest friend!"

Bobby pulled the covers over his head.


Hank

"Bobby!"

Hank knocked again.

"If you come with me, I'll buy you doughnuts..."


Bobby

"Krispys?"

Bobby sat up slowly, rubbing his eyes.


Hank

"If you want."

Hank was getting impatient.


Bobby

"Ok, go get the car ready, I'll take a shower."

Bobby got out of bed and grabbed some jeans off the floor, and a shirt from his cupboard, then opened the door and headed off for the showers.

"I'll be ten minutes."


Hank

Hank hummed merrily as he went down to start the car. He, of course, stole Scott's car.

"Thank you, oh Fearless Leader for leaving your keys where anyone can find them..."


Bobby

Bobby got ready and trudged out to the car.

"Ok. Let's get donuts."

He slid into his seat and closed the door.


Hank

"And then we will retrieve Jocelyn and her belongings," Hank said happily.

"Oh, frabjous day!"

He started the car and pulled out of the garage.


Bobby

"Yes. And get coffee."

Bobby yawned.


Hank

Hank glanced over at Bobby.

"I am deeply contrite for disturbing your rest, Bobby...but I am quite excited, you see."


Bobby

"Mmmm, booty call and all that," Bobby said.

He flicked the radio on.


Hank

"It is not. I thought you knew me better then that, Bobby," Hank said.

He grinned, fangs showing prominently.

"Jocelyn is coming to reside at the mansion...today."


Bobby

"Do I need to make sure there are no midnight bed visits?" Bobby grinned.

He yawned again.


Hank

"Even though that is so extremely unlikely it is more likely I will find a way to convert lead into gold, we are both consenting adults who may engage in that type of activity ig we both so wish," Hank explained.

"She is very pretty, isn't she?"

He pulled into a carpark and got out. The scent of coffee and cooking pastries was quite evident to his sharp nose.


Bobby

Bobby shrugged.

"I didn't really notice either way."


Hank

Hank sniffed.

"You have such small appreciation for the subtle, my dearest friend. Now, for coffee and doughnuts. I must admit to feeling slightly famished myself..."


Bobby

Bobby pushed through the doors and breathed in the smell of doughnuts.

A man handed Bobby and Hank a freshly cooked, free Krispy glazed.

"Thank you, kind sir."

Bobby munched happily.


Hank

Hank ordered coffee and doughnuts for them both, retrieved them then deftly guided his friend to a table. He consumed one of the doughnuts in a few dainty bites, then sipped from his coffee.

"Coffee. Truly, the nectar of the gods."


Bobby

Bobby didn't mind not talking, he was trying to resist the urge to smash Scott's car, just because it would be really funny to see his face...

He indicated, then turned left and drove along, drumming his fingers and moving his head to the beat he was making up in his mind.


Hank & Jocelyn

Hank turned off hisimage inducer as they entered in the gates of the mansion with a relieved sigh. There. Jocelyn smiled at him.

"You know, you look much better like this," she noted.

"More natural-like...wow."

She stared at the mansion.

"I'm living here? *You* live here? Oh. My."

Hank chuckled slightly at the awestruck expression on her face.


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