Julie and Rogue
Rogue looked up as Julie sat down at the table in the caf.
"How was your trip downtown?" asked Rogue.
"Was good," Julie grinned.
"What's with that silly grin on your face?"
"It's official."
"What's official?"
"My last name is now Rocks."
Rogue stared.
"Ah... Ah thought you were just jokin'."
"Nope. And it's B'E and Tom's last name now too."
"Ohhhh dear."
Julie chuckled.
"I think it's a great last name."
"Ah think you have issues."
"I do have issues. With my original last name," Julie replied decisively. "Julie Rocks. That's me. That's a much better name."
"If you say so."
"I do say so."
Rachel
Rachel walked over and sat next to Julie with Annie in her arms.'
"You changed your last name to Rocks? You're insane."
Julie and Rogue
"Yeah, well, I decided when my Dad disowned me when he found out the father of my twins," and Julie patted her stomach, "was a mutant that I would change my last name before the end of the year. If they don't want anything to do with me, then I don't want anything to do with them."
Silence.
"And if you're going to change your name you may as well change it to something you like, right?" Rogue smiled.
"Exactly. Rocks appeals to my sense of humour. It also ego trip potential and it means that when Scott calls the roll he has to say 'Julie Rocks' and I know that's the last thing he ever wants to say," Julie smirked. "It also means I get to have 'Julie Rocks' on my graduation certificate."
Rachel
"Very fun," Rachel said, waving to Kitty and Theresa who were walking by giggling about something. "Qhat's fun is that all of Zac's kids pretty much have different last names. What are you girls giggling about?"
"Clark in spandex," Tracy said. "ANd Scott's being a butt-head again. He's trying to figure out why none of us follow his curfew rules."
"It's because nobody wants to be in their room at 9pm," Kitty said. "Do you blame them?"
"Scott is such a tightass," Rachel mused. "So, Kitty, pick a college yet?"
"Columbia. Dad insisted on Ivy league, and since it's nearby, I can come here frequently. Scott's FINALLY letting me join the X-men."
"Groovy." Rachel opened her shirt so Annie could breast feed. "This doesn't gross anybody out, does it?"
Julie and Rogue
"Why should it?" asked Julie. "i've only been doing it ever since I got here. Well... up until after I got out of that coma... all dried up."
"What does that statement sound so wrong?" asked Rogue.
Julie snickered.
"Won't take long before I'm -"
"Ah don't want to hear you say it. Ah'm sure you're about to make it sound dirty."
"Who, me?" Julie fluttered her eyelids innocently.
Rachel
"So, Scott came up to me recently," Rachel said, grinning at Julie. "Apparently I've been spending too much time with you. He says that now that Annie's born he doesn't want me to exibit any "inappropriate behavior." He thinks I'm starting to act like you. I think that in Scott's polite manner he was calling me a slut." Kitty laughed out loud.
"You guys should have been here a few years ago. Scott's really loosened up since, well, about the time that Rogue and Mr. Logan showed up."
"Aye," Theresa said, nodding, "He used to be so much more uptight."
Julie and Rogue
"Aww," said Julie. "I have a mini-me. Well, except you just have one kids to Zac, and I had two. But then, I supposed that could be covered under the 'mini' part."
She smirked.
"Oh dear, Ah fear Ah am right," Rogue said.
"Oh?"
"You have lost your mind."
Kitty and Theresa
"Nah, Julie's cool. We have to keep some insane peoples around, or, like, we'd all go, like, even insaner." Kitty said.
"Even insaner?" Tracy said, raising her eyebrows. "Are you sure you got straight A+s?"
"That's me, little miss study-a-holic. But at least I have fun sometimes."
Rogue and Julie
"I am not cool," Julie said.
"Here it comes," Rogue commented.
"I rock. Rocks is my last name."
Rogue sighed.
"Ah knew it."
Julie grinned.
"And don't forget it."
"That's not what Ah meant."
"I know."
Rachel
"So," Kitty said, "You girls want to join us later? We're having a Mikey and Leo film festival later. It's always fun to watch movies when you know the actors, even if one of them IS a vampire," she said with a scowl. Terry grinned.
"But it's good to watch Mikey, 'cause when he comes over, we get to tease him mercilessly."
"That's always fun," Rachel decided. "WHich movies?"
"Finding Forrester, with that girl who looks like Rogue, Bully, Murder by Numbers, and the Man in the Iron Mask," Kitty declared. "ANd depending on how late we're going to stay up, we might watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch."
Julie and Rogue
"Argh, I am so over Leo," Julie said. "You kinda lose your taste for actors when they become vampires... especially when you know two vampire slayers. Besides, Victor Webster is soooo much hotter."
"Victor Webster? And he is?" Rogue asked.
"You know. He's Brennan off Mutant X," and Julie started fanning herself. "Hoooootttt..."
Rogue laughed.
Rachel
Rachel glared at Julie "You got me addicted to that show, you know, and Dark Angel as well. It's all your fault. But God, Brennan is SO gorgeous. I love Krit from Dark Angel, though. Granted he was only in one episode, but he's freaking adorable! I'd so do him in an instant." Terry looked over Rachel.
"Julie, you definately have rubbed off on her."
Julie and Rogue
"Krit?" Julie repeated. "He had, what? Three lines or something? Zack is so much hotter. Zack, and Alec. Or Ben, because, y'know Ben and Alec were twins, but that's not the point. Although, Alec has that whole smartalec thing going for him and Ben's just a psycho serial killer. So of the two I'd probably pick Alec."
"Gee, I wonder why," Rogue asked blandly.
"Although... I'd probably still be safe with Ben, 'cause y'know, he only murdered guys that looked like him."
Rachel
"No way," Rachel said. "Krit is absolutely the hottest. And also that guy, Biggs, I think his name was, who was killed at the end of the second season. And the nameless X5 that Max saved in that tank of water from the virus that specifically targeted transgenics. He was cute. But Zack and Krit are the best. Alec and Ben were cute though, because Jensen Ackles wears too much eyeliner."
"You guys are, like, completely insane," Kitty said, rolling her eyes.
"I think I watched that show once," Theresa said, "It was. . . interesting."
Julie and Rogue
"Nope, you're wrong," Julie replied. "Krit has nothing on Alec."
"Ah can't believe you're having this discussion," Rogue said. "Actually... Ah can."
"Well, he doesn't. Rach, you don't know what you're talking about. Besides, Brennan beats all of them, hands down."
Rachel
"No way. Jesse is so way better than Brennan. Dude, I just wish Fox would show it every week instead of at random intervals. The third season is pissing me off majorly. Jesse is the hottest guy on the planet."
"I agree," Kitty said quickly.
"Kitty, you just like Jesse because he can phase," Tracy pointed out.
"True."
"I agree with Julie, Brennan's hotter," Tracy said.
Julie and Rogue
"Jesse's hot," Julie consented, "But nothing beats the tall, dark and handsome cliche."
"Coming from someone who's dating a dirty-blonde," Rogue pointed out.
"Point taken..."
Rachel
"Also, you've both been impregnated by a blonde guy who used to look like a girl," Kitty pointed out.
"Hey, Zac's not responsible for what he looked like when he was eleven. He's now." Rachel said, nodded her head, and buttoning up her blouse as Annie yawned. "Plus, he's a titan in the sack."
"TMI!" Kitty and Tracy said at the same time.
Julie and Rogue
"Yeah... you have to say one thing for Zac - very, very good in bed," Julie nodded.
She looked off in the distance thoughtfully.
"Julie?" Rogue asked.
"Huh? Oh sorry..."
Theresa and Kitty
Tracy sighed. "You know what? Sometimes Scott's just mean. I never wanted to take the auto classes in the first place, but now I have to write a paper on how an internal combustion engine works."
*Yeah, he can be like that sometimes." Kitty sighed. "The last few years would have gone a lot faster if you all had come sooner," Kitty mused, looking at Rachel, Rogue & Julie. "It was us and Jubes for so long. I'm glad our class gre this year."
Julie and Rogue
"Hey, Ah was here last year," Rogue objected. "What? Am Ah invisible or something?"
"No, you're just really boring," Julie joked.
"Thanks a lot."
Kitty
'Yeah, but you're still relitively new. I've been here since I was, like, not even 14, and Trace was here when she was 12. Plus, you kinda didn't talk to anyone for a while when you got here," Kitty pointed out. "But now you're a great friend. It's gonna suck graduating and going away." she said, sighing.
Julie and Rogue
"I'm looking forward to it," Julie said gleefully.
"Well, that's because you're movin' in with Bobby," Rogue pointed out. "Ah'm not even going to considah what you two are gonna get up to."
"Better images that way."
"Something like that."
Rachel
"So, who;s going where?" Rachel asked. "I'm probably moving back in with my dad, and finishing school by correspondence."
"Columbia," Kitty said.
"I've got another year here," Theresa said.
Rogue and Julie
"Mmm, Ah'm going to have a year off to figuah out what exactly Ah'm going to do. Ah might end up joining the X-men, Ah don't know," Rogue replied. "Ah did want to help othah mutants learn to control their powers, but Ah haven't done much of a good job of that without the use of this."
And Rogue touched her choker.
"How can Ah expect to teach it if Ah can't do it muhself?"
"I have decided..." Julie began, then paused. "I have decided not to tell you what my evil plan is. All I'm gonna say is though, spending all my time looking after the kids - as much as I love them - and bludging off the government to do so is not my idea of a rewarding career."
"So, what are you going to do then? Bludge off Bobby?" Rogue teased. "Ah mean, Ah know a good accountant can make a mint, but -"
"Noooo," Julie replied. "Lets just say I plan on getting into the computer industry."
"Ah can see you doing that."
Kurt
"Guten tag, frauliens!" Kurt said cheerfully, eyes glancing quickly at Kitty.
She'd screamed at him before.
"And how ist all of you on this fine day?"
Rachel
Tracy grinned. "'Allo Kurt. 'M good."
"Ditto," Kitty said, digging into her ice cream and scooping it into her latte.
"Oh, great, Kitty on a sugar AND caffeine rush. Everybody hide," Rachel warned. Kitty grinned maniacally.
"You should 'a seen her yesterday," Tracy said. "She got into my fairy floss and managed to get it everywhere. People think we call her Kitty because it's short for Kathryn, but really it's because she's like a hyper little kitten." Kitty poked out her tongue at her friends.
Kurt
Kurt nodded slightly.
"Jawohl. Vhen I vas in the circus, there was a lot of very sugary things to eat. Mein scheswter, Amanda, when she was little once, she got locked in the trailer of where Herr Rosefarben had his fairyfloss sugar."
He grinned.
"She ate a whole sack by herself. Und she was all over the place before the stomachache hit."
Julie and Rogue
"And Ah bet it was some stomachache," Rogue nodded.
"Be careful, Kitty, or you'll be merely a shadow of the cat you used to be," Julie joked.
Kurt
"Ich, poor Katzchen," Kurt said teasingly, before looking almost afraid at his own presumption.
"Ich bin traurig, das war unhöflich von mir." (I am sorry, that was rude of me)
He backed away slightly with his odd gait. Digigrade legs work strangely.
"Meine Entschuldigungen, Kitty." (My apologies)
Rachel
"To quote the Hansons: "bam bam!"" Kitty said, miming hitting Julie across the sides of her face. She didn't know what to say to Kurt. He was a nice guy, he just made her kind of uneasy. "It's all right." She knew she had to get over it eventually, she just didn't know how.
"Cotton candy = yummy!" she said, bouncing around while drinking her ice-cream-filled sugary latte. "Mmmm, so is this! Coffee and ice cream are a good match. College is going to be fun, all those all-nighters and the studying, I just hope Scott doesn't work me too hard in the Danger Room because he has a tendency to go insane and I don't know if I can take too much plus being a full-time student but it's going to be a lot of fun living in a dorm I just hope my roommate isn't anti-mutant, because then I'd have to hide everything and maybe get a room transfer and-" Kitty was talking a mile a minute until Theresa put her hands on her friend's shoulders and held her still.
"Dude. Chill," Tracy directed.
"It is so funny to hear you say Americanisms in an Irish accent," Rachel commented.
"Well, I've lived here since I was, like, 12."
Julie and Rogue
"Don't bam bam me," Julie replied. "I'm not a Flinstone."
"Where are these lame jokes coming all of a sudden, Julie?" Rogue asked.
Julie shrugged.
Kurt
"Scott ein guter Mann, aber ich denken he needs to, vhat is it you say? Loosen up, ja?" Kurt said. (a good man, but I think)
"Und as always, Katzchen, Ich weiß you vill be making friends quickly at the Universität, ja? But there are as always, problems. Did you see the news? Magneto ist back." (I know, university)
His tail flipped and curled around his feet uneasily, yellow eyes showing a deep worry.
"We say 'Nie wieder', but I think it vill. When one group hates another so much...Ich bedauere sie, denn sie haben solchen Zorn und solchen Haß. I think you vill be fine, Katzchen." (I pity them, for they have such anger, and such hate.)
Rachel
"Julie's just giddy because she can now honestly say that she rocks," Rachel said. "And Kitty's just being weird now." Rachel pointed to the mutant who was waving her arms around her head doing some awkward musicless dance while seated.
Kitty nodded, "Yeah," she said softly, momentarily calming down. For a brief moment, she felt a kindred with Kurt. He still scared her a little, but she could tell he cared. Unconsciously, she fingered the Star of David pendant around her neck.
"Hate is never good," Tracy said. "I remember when me da' sent me away to come here, I didn't know why, because America is, like, the most anti-mutant nation. BUt he wanted to get me out of Belfast," she sighed. "But if Magneto's back? That's never good. Though, he did help stop Stryker."
"But then he tried to kill all the humans and the professor," Kitty reminded her.
"Oh yeah."
"Julie, I'm sure you remember that. We were at school together, back in Tulsa, remember? And, like, we all passed out." Rachel said.
Kurt
"I vas there," Kurt said softly.
"Gedächtnisse können die schmerzlichsten Sachen in der Welt sein. Entschuldigen Sie mich." (Memories can be the most painful things in the world. Excuse me.)
He swept a deep, elegant bow, tail flipping up over the arm he held out.
"Haben Sie einen guten Tag, Damen." (Have a good day, ladies.)
He glanced at Kitty slightly before he walked off.
Julie and Rogue
"Actually, as I recall, I wasn't in class at the time," Julie replied. "In fact... Janitors closet... with Brad."
"How come Ah am not surprised?" Rogue asked.
"In hindsight, I think he was a mutant..." Julie continued. "Because he went all wracked with pain before I did. I remember looking at him going, what the heck is your problem? You finally get me in here and you start spazzing out? And then of course, we switch roles. Rather funny when you think about it."
Rachel
"I remember freaking out," Rachel said, "Because some dude in my class just randomly starts to turn purple and he's, like, totally lying on the grown in pain, and the teacher doesn't know what to do. And then, a few minutes later, everybody else starts screaming and stuff, and I just started morphing, randomly. I was so terrified that somebody would see, but nobody was paying attention, thank goodness. But, Brad?" Rachel asked with a look
"What were you thinking, Julie? I mean. . Brad? Ew."
Julie and Rogue
"Welllll..." Julie replied. "I was feeling adventurous."
"Ah don't want to know about any more of your adventures," Rogue said determindly.
Jay & Silent Bob
"Adventures? Sounds like my kind of conversation," Jay butted in as he and Silent Bob entered the room.
"F*cking A, hey, lunchbox? Yeah, you know what I mean..."
The blonde nodded, grinning as he slouched, one thumb hooked into the top of his pants and hand framing his crotch. Silent Bob rolled his eyes slightly and cupped a hand before his face as he flicked the wheel of his lighter in the other and lit his cigarette.
"So, what's up today, bitches and hos? Anyone looking to buy something to get them high, or maybe just for some fiiiine loving from the Jay-man?"
Silent Bob almost chuckled at his friend's antics, waving one hand slightly in greeting and also in a dismissing way at Jay's behaviour. A faint raise of one shoulder indicated his inability to change what Jay said, or effect him in anyway.
Rachel, Rosalind and Becky
Kitty, Theresa and Rachel rolled their eyes.
"You know, Jay," Rachel said, "You do have that cute kinda oafish thing going on for you. But believe it or not, most girls do not like being called bitches or hos." Annie started fussing, so Rachel unbuttoned her blouse again. "Again sweetie? man, this girl is always hungry," Rachel said, grinning.
"I need more sugar," Kitty said, and before Theresa could stop her, she ran off to get a slice of that sugary coconut cream pie Becky had made that day.
"Great," Tracy said, "She's going to be up all night, bouncing off the walls."
"Or flying through them," Rosalind said as she and Becky joined the group. Becky was still a little uncomfortable about PDA, but Roz unabashedly pulled her girlfriend into her lap.
"What's this afternon's topic of discussion?"
"Um, Julie changed her last name to Rocks, and Kitty ingests too much sugar," Rachel said.
Julie and Rogue
"That's right," Julie nodded. "Julie Rocks."
"You should have changed it to 'Egotrip'," Rogue said dryly.
"You're just jealous you didn't think of it first."
Jay & Silent Bob
"Hey, just calling it like it is. Either chicks put out or they don't. If they don't, they're a prick tease. If they do, they're a slut," Jay explained.
Silent Bob hit him lightly on the shoulder.
"F*cking what, you tubby bitch?"
Silent Bob shook his head.
"Just telling it like it is, man, telling it like it is."
Rachel, Rosalind and Becky
Theresa looked wistful as Becky and Roz were being all cutesy and feeding each other pie and giggling.
"Maybe it's just spring fever, but everybody's totally pairing up. Meh." she said, stealing a bite of Kitty's pie. "Me, I think I'm just about ready to give up on guys."
"Worked for us," Roz said.
"Um, no thank you, not exactly me cup o' tea," Tracy said, pulling a face.
"Boys are good," Kitty declared.
"Yes, yes they are," Rachel agreed. "Although, I would not suggest sleeping with Dathrian boys unless you're ready to be a mom. Right Julie?"
Julie and Rogue
"Or at least not Zac," Julie replied. "I wouldn't mind trying out a few more Daths. Find out if Daths as a race are good in bed or not."
"Okay, Julie? Two things. Numbah one, you're dating Bobby. Okay, Ah know faithfulness is not exactly high on your list of priorities, but that's not the point," Rogue said. "Numbah two, too much information. Ah don't wanna know."
Jay & Silent Bob
"Jesus F*CK, I can't believe this shit. Can you believe this shit, lunchbox?"
Jay turned to Silent Bob.
"No wonder the motherf*ck we can't get any snatch. There's f*cking little green men who are taking all the fine T&A right away from us. The f*ck that's fair."
Jay's mouth twitched, before he turned back to Julie.
"So, you f*ck aliens? Ever been anal probed?"
Silent Bob covered his eyes with one hand.
"If you get slapped, I'm not hitting her," he told his friend in a quietly deep voice.
Rachel, Rosalind and Becky
"Well," Rachel said, with an evil grin. "Tobias was half Andalite, but in human form, and he was a tiger in the sack. But Zac, Zac is the King of Copulation. And he has the kids to prove it." Becky turned as red as a tomato. Despite her chosen lifestyle, she was raised Amsih, and you just don't discuss such things. Roz laughed quietly, while Kitty and Theresa made faces.
"Rach, ew TMI, TMI, TMI." Kitty said. Kitty looked at Jay. "Don't encourage them," she said, gesturing to Rachel and Julie.
Julie and Rogue
"See, this is why I will never sleep with you Jay," Julie said decisively. "I mean, lets face it, you're disgusting. I may be a slut, but I am a slut with standards."
"Zac obviously doesn't understand the meaning of the words 'birth control', Rogue said.
"Actually, he does. I mean, in his favour, he was one of the most careful guys I know, so I guess he's either gotten careless, or he's so fertlie it..." and here Julie couldn't help but smirk, "overflows."
"Oh ewwwwww," Rogue shuddered. "Bad mental. Bad, bad, bad mental. Why the heck am Ah friends with you?"
Jay, Silent Bob, Nikolai & Kurt
"I am not disgusting," Jay said.
"You're the one that's taking it up the f*cking ass. I can't believe you do that shit. Nasty."
Silent Bob shook his head again, content to just quietly smoke his cigarette.
"Du Arschloch, Kurt! Warum das Bumsen schrieben Sie sie und erklärten ihnen über mich? Ich kann nicht glauben, daß Sie das taten! Ich hasse Sie!" Nikolai screamed at Kurt in a hysterical voice. (F*ck you, Kurt! Why the f*ck did you write them and tell them about me? I can not believe you did that! I hate you!)
The younger Romanian boy went running past the door, face twisted with the expression of someone who refuses to cry. Kurt ran after him, awkwardly on two legs rather then four. "Nicu! Bitte, Nicu! Kommen Sie her und sprechen Sie mit mir!" (Come here and talk to me)
"Lovers tiff?" Jay suggested raising an eyebrow.
"Sie hatten kein Recht, kein Recht, kein fucking Recht, Sie bastard..., das ich zu ihnen tot bin. Ich wünsche sie nicht wissen, daß ich lebe!" (You had no right, no right, no fucking right, you bastard...I am dead to them. I do not want them to know I live.)
"Bitte Nicu, lieben sie Sie..." (Please, Nicu, they love you)
Nikolai up in Kurt's face, grabbing handfuls of blue fur and twisting in a way that was obviously painful. Kurt shrinking back as Nikolai bared his teeth, yellow eyes almost fearful of his fostered relative.
"Niemand liebt wirklich eine Dirne, Kurt." (Nobody really loves a whore)
"Nicu, sie wirklich- ahhh!" (They really-)
Kurt's hands flew to his nose as Nikolai headbutted him. Blood matted the kitteny soft fur of his face as Nikolai stalked away, hand wiping over his forehead to remove the trace of blood. Kurt just looked stunned.
Rachel, Rosalind and Becky
"In my case," Rachel said, "It broke. Split in half. I never had achance," Rachel said with a grin. "But I wouldn't change it for a world. I've always wanted to be a mom, but I never thought I could. Especially after my hysterectomy."
"Wait," Roz said. "I know Dathrians are fertile, but nobody's THAT fertile. How's you get your womb back?"
"Friday Black fixed it. HEr power is sex change, and she can turn a desexed male into a female, and then back into a full male. So she turned me into a boy, and then back into a full woman."
"Does anybody else feel uncomfortable about the turn this conversation has taken?" Terry asked. Kitty and Becky raised their hands.
Julie and Rogue
Rogue watched Kurt and Nikolai in concern.
"Jay, you're feral and you're putting words in my mouth," Julie glowered at him.
"You okay? Rogue asked Kurt softly.
"And what's more... Day is the coolest person on the planet," Julie went on. "Not only is she a slayer but she the reason why B'E and Tom are boy/girl twins instead of same sex twins. Y'know, because they're identical, and the only way boy/girl twins can be identical is if the girl has Turners syndrome. Or if a human/Dathrian hybrid powered with sex change accidently changes one in the womb."
Julie giggled.
Theresa and Kitty
"Kitty, what are they saying? Ye know some German." Theresa asked.
"Um, yeah, but, like, it's none of our business," she said, a brief look of pity flashing across her face. "They'll work it out, I think, in time."
"So, Becky, this is REALLY good pie. I like sugar," Kitty said, getting back to bouncing in her seat. Everybody laughed at her.
"Oh! Guess what! Me Da is coming fer a visit soon," Tracy said happily.
"He's a former X-man," Kitty told the others "Now he does black ops for some international agency, right?"
"Yeah," Tracy said, a big grin on her face.
Rachel and Rosalind
"Day rocks," Rachel agreed. "She's the only Slayer strong enough to kill alien vampires. I heard she took on Leo, Scott, Adam and Estrella and Claudia, and actually survived. Not only that, but she managed to kill Adam."
"It's so weird to think that they're vampires," Kitty said "I mean, they used to be our friends, and then they tried to kill us, and other of our friends. It's crazy. I mean, we went to school with some of them, and now they're demons," she said sadly.
"I know," Rosalind said "But that's how it goes, unfortunately."
Kurt, Jay & Silent Bob
"Verdamnt."
Kurt looked tired, wiping the blood off from under his nose.
"Bitte, Nicu, seien Sie nicht so..." he called out after the retreating back. (Please, Nicu, do not be like this)
"Ach. Immer so störrisch, Nicu." (Always so stubborn)
The blue fuzzy elf walked after his cousin, tail twitching uneasily.
"I could put something else in your mouth," Jay said, mouth curved up in a leering smirk as he looked at Julie.
"But besides that...why the f*ck would anyone get excited about their old man coming to see them? What the f*ck was that shit...the film Bethany made us watch?"
Silent Bob thought for a moment, then looked at Jay with an expression that clearly said 'which one?'
"The one about the crazy girls. And you just f*cking know there was some girl on girl action there, yeah...but back to topic, that f*cking girl who keeps the bones and stuff from the roast chickens her daddy brings her under her bed."
Silent Bob mildly debated whether moving Jay away would be a good idea.
"Because not only does her daddy f*ck her, but she likes it like that. You swing that way, Mick? Hey, the f*ck! Let me the f*ck go, you tubby bitch!"
Silent Bob firmly removed Jay from the room, then looked at Theresa.
"Sorry."
Rachel, Rosalind and Becky
Theresa looked like she was going to either cry, or cut Jay up into little pieces.
"I'm gonna go do me homework," she said, stomping off. As she passed Jay in the hallway, she emitted a small sonic pulse, by screaming in his face, and then walked into her and Kitty's room and locked the door.
"That Jerk," Kitty said "He needs to not open his mouth. Like, ever. I mean, he's worse than John ever was."
"WHy does he say such hurtful things?" Becky wondered.
"Some people try to make themselves feel better by tearing down others," Roz explained "BUt I don't know why Jay is so. . . Jay. It's just the way he is."
"I should castrate him. It would be fun," Rachel mused, making the other girls laugh.
Julie and Rogue
"Publically," Julie agreed.
"Okay, am Ah the only one who wants to change the subject away from sex?" Rogue asked.
"Yes," Julie told her.
Jay & Silent Bob
Jay yowled like a scalded cat, rubbing his ears frantically.
"You f*cking BITCH! Motherf*ck, my f*cking ears, you skanky assf*cked f*cking prick tease Irish whoring muff diving C*NT!"
Jay glared around while Silent Bob shook with approrpriately silent laughter.
"F*cking MANWHORE of a Mick! And some f*cking use you were, you motherf*cking tubby bitch."
Jay poked Silent Bob in the shoulder hard. The larger man just continued to laugh and made a gesture that said eloquently that Jay deserved all he got.
Rachel, Rosalind and Becky
"No," Becky said. "Things that happen in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom."
"Spoilsport," Roz said, kissing Becky's neck.
"I admit, the idea of publically castrating Jay is very tempting," Kitty said. "But the Professor might be miffed, and I'm SO close to graduation. Don't wanna get expelled this close to the wire."
"Awwww, spoil my fun," Rachel groused.
Julie and Rogue
"It's okay," Julie said. "We can do it after graduation."
"Ah think it's horrible of y'all to talk about castratin' someone," Rogue said firmly. "Okay, now maybe if Jay was a known rapist, Ah could understand it. But (as far as we know) he's not. He's just a digustin' little jerk with a worse perverted mind and habits than most of the sex-driven teenagers around here, and that's quite an accomplishment."
"So? What you think we should give him a medal?"
"No, Ah'm sayin' that Ah think y'all should change the subject."
Rachel
"Um, okay. Then, what should we talk about?" Rachel pondered. The other girls shrugged.
Julie and Rogue
"You're the one who wants to change the subject," Julie said to Rogue.
"And this just goes to show that y'all have one tracked minds," Rogue replied. "If you can't think of anythin' othah than sex to talk about."
"I don't see you coming up with any ideas."
"How about, is anyone as completely annoyed as Ah am that the fifth Obernewtyn Chronincles book hasn't come out yet?"
Rachel and Rosalind
"Never read them," Kitty replied, "But I'm waiting anxiously for the fifth Earth's Childrens book. You know, the Clan of the Cave Bear, and all of those. They're amazing, and she puts so much work into them."
"Those Jean M. Auel books you got me hooked on?" Rachel asked, and Kitty nodded. "Oh yeah, I want the next one to come out too."
"I want the next Obernewtyn book," Roz said. "Although right now I'm reading the Acorna books by Anne McCaffery, those are great."
Rogue and Julie
"Anne McCaffery rocks," Julie nodded. "Much like me."
"Egotist," Rogue accused, before continuing. "There's a new Acorna book coming out. Acorna's Triumph I think it is."
And so the girls continued chatting until they went their separate ways not much later.