Friday
Friday paused, then pulled out her stakes, which looked remarkably like wooden sais.
What could she say? She was a huge Elektra fan. But that was besides the point. She could sense a vampire.
An alien vampire.
"Hello pretty, pretty, pretty," came a mocking voice behind her. "You look good enough to eat."
Friday whirled around and came face to face with a vampire not one foot away from her.
"Hello ugly, ugly, ugly," Friday replied. "You look good enough to dust."
She swung at him with her stake, and he dodged.
"By the way, I've seen Batman and Robin too."
"What a coinicidence, and here I was thinking I was the only one."
The two began some kind of fighting dance. Each trying to strike, each moving away just in time. Friday got bored and changed him into a her.
"Nope, you're still ugly," she said. "Although feminity does become you."
"Ahh," replied the vampire, "so the rumours are true. So you can change people's sex."
"Yessire Bob," Friday replied. "Speaking of Bob..."
She changed herself into her male self, and the vampire decided to turn some table and kick him in the -
"Missed," Friday smiked. "But I didn't."
The stake had gone through her.
"Actually, you did," the vampire smirked.
Then Friday realised that the stake hadn't gone through, but that the vampire had used atom manipulation and dusted half of it just in time.
"Do you have any idea how much pestering I had to do to get a set of sai-lookalike stakes?" Friday demanded.
"Don't know, don't care. And for the record, you're seriously lacking in smart alec quips 101."
"Drop dead, fuzzbreath."
"Been there, done that."
"That's so old, the cobwebs are choking each other."
"That's so lame, it's beyond rehabilitation."
"And guess what?"
"What?"
Friday struck through the heart of the alien vampire with her second stake.
"So are you."