25 April 2004 - Do the words "Crack Hoe" mean anything to you?

Written by Nessa and Tegan

Britney

Britney Jones gazed up at Xavier's with a look of slight disdain on her face.

Mutant school.

Ok, she was going to say this once and once only.

She was not here by choice, but rather forced into it.

And if she didn't get pot or some other substance that would get her smashed off her face, she wasn't going to enjoy herself.

Oh yeah, she wanted sex.

Shouldn't be too hard to find.

This was a high school.

Britney tossed her blonde hair over her shoulder and walked up the stairs.

Ok, someone with sex on the brain, come find her.

She sent out her power, of sex appeal and hoped that whoever found her first could get her off.


Octavian & Nikolai

"Sie können nicht es an allen steuern?" Octavian asked Nikolai. (You can't control it at all?)

The Romanian shook his head.

"Nein."

"Haben Sie ein, versucht wirklich einzuladen, um zu verkünden? Wie ein Mittel?" (Have you tried actually inviting one to manifest? Like a medium does?)

Nikolai snorted and shook his head.

"Was ich wünsche, ist für sie... gehen..." he said slowly, turning his head to look at Brittany. (What I want is for them...to go...)

Octavian stopped when Nikolai did, and waved a hand in front of his face.

"Hallo, Nicu!"


Britney

Britney's pose was clearly a 'come f*ck me' one and she grinned at Nikolai and Octavian.

"Well hey, y'all. Ah'm new, and Ah'm wonderin if any of you could show me to my room? Or even your room, Ah wouldn't mind."


Nikolai & Octavian

Nikolai grinned, her attitude being one he understood.

"Übersetzen Sie, Octavian!" (Translate, Octavian!)

"Sie ist neu und das Suchen nach ihrem Raum... zwar anscheinend einem von unseren würde tun," Octavian chuckled. (She's new and looking for her room...though apparently one of ours would do)

He stepped forward and lifted Brittany's hand, pressing it to his lips gently.

"Enchante, mademoiselle. My name is Octavian, and this is my friend, Nikolai. He's Romanian, and doesn't speak much English yet."

"Guter Tag, hübsches Mädchen," Nikolai said, smiling. (Good day, pretty girl)


Britney

Britney grinned and nodded.

"Well, ain't ya both just so cute. And Ah don't think him not being able to speak much English will be a problem."

She gestured inside.

"So, a room?"


Octavian & Nikolai

"Well, for one thing, that's Logan's room," Octavian said.

"Learn its place and then after that, avoid it at all costs. Logan's one of the teachers and he's just that bit..."

Nikolai made a snarl noise and then grinned again.

"Quite," Octavian said.

He took Brittany's hand.

"Come on then."

"Ja!" Nikolai agreed.


Britney

Britney threw out her power a little more, then wondered if she could get hooked up with pot too.

"Cool."


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian led her to his room, Nikolai following with interest in his eyes. They entered and Nikolai closed the door behind them, tilting his head to the side slightly.

"Nervöses, kleines Pferd?" Octavian said, cupping Nikolai's face in one hand. (Nervous, little horse?)

"Wenig," Nikolau murmured. (A little)

Octavian chuckled slightly and kissed him sweetly. Nikolai moaned softly, hand coming up to play with Octavian's blond hair.


Britney

Britney looked around, nodding in appreciation.

Sex.

Now just needed pot.

Which she could actually smell in this mansion.


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian broke off the kiss, then pushed Nikolai towards Britney.

"Küssen Sie sie." (Kiss her.)

Nikolai looked at her almost for permission, before he did. A little inexpertly, but deeply.


Britney

Britney kissed him back, wrapping her arms around his neck and dropping her bags.

Hell, sex was sex.


Nikolai & Octavian

Nikolai pulled her down onto the bed, still kissing her and moaning softly.

Octavian smiled and took Britney's bags, stacking them more neatly before he joined the group on the bed, taking his shoes off. He unlaced Britney's sandals and kissed the bottom of her foot before taking off Nikolai's boots. Nikolai started to undo her top with slightly shaky fingers.


Britney

Britney slid a hand down Nikolai's pants, while spreading her own legs a little further apart.

She kissed him softly, gently tugging on his bottom lip.


Nikolai & Octavian

Nikolai whimpered slightly, hips thrusting into her hand as he undid her top. He kissed her back, sliding his hands over her upper body almost reverently.

Octavian sat back to admire for a few moments, before continuing getting naked.


Britney

Britney licked at Nikolai's neck.


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian slid off Nikolai's pants, then did the same to Britney's. He bit gently at her hip as he took her panties off.

"Nice," he noted, putting their clothes on the floor, before reaching over to look in his bedside table for condoms.

Nikolai moaned, kissing her gently.


Britney

Britney grinned, nipped at Nikolai's lips, then pulled away, flipping around and taking his length in her mouth.


Nikolai & Octavian

"Futere!" Nikolai exclaimed, back arching. (F*ck!)

He hesitantly leaned up, moaning then licked over her lightly.

"Lecken Sie ihr ganz rüber," Octavian said, then leant over to lick at one of her breasts, nipping slightly at her nipple. (Lick her all over)

Nikolai slowly slid his tongue inside her, hands on her hips.


Britney

Britney squirmed and threw her head back against the bed.

"Ah, God!"


Nikolai & Octavian

Nikolai, encouraged, continued to do more of the same. Octavian leant over to capture her lips for a kiss.


Britney

Britney kissed Octavian back eagerly, moaning into his mouth, while one hand slid down and grasped Tav's length.


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian moaned into her mouth softly, hips moving faintly.

"Mmm, yesss, pet..."

Nikolai flicked his tongue over her lightly.


Britney

Britney moaned and hissed almost as she came, hips bucking up.


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian bit at her lips gently as Nikolai wiped his fingers over his face, then licked them slowly, looking at Britney.

"Cute, isn't he?" Octavian said softly.


Britney

"He is."

Britney kissed Octavian again.

"But so are you."


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian kissed her back, then chuckled softly.

"So, what is my lady's pleasure?"

Nikolai leaned up on his elbow, brown eyes curious as he struggled to follow the English.


Britney

"Ah'm up for anything you wanna do, shuga."

Britney winked.


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian chuckled slightly and leant forward to kiss her again.

"I want you to f*ck him. He's never actually been with a girl, you see."

"WAs ist?" Nikolai asked softly.

"Ich Willensdu Arschloch, während Sie sie bumsen," Octavian said. (I'll fuck you while you fuck her)


Britney

"Well alright then."

Britney rolled over and sat up, rolling a condom over Nikolai's length with her mouth.

She positioned herself, then sank down over him.


Nikolai & Octavian

"Futai!" Nikolai exclaimed, mouth open in shocked pleasure.

Octavian smiled and leant over to kiss him.


Britney

Britney rocked slowly, increasing as moments passed.


Nikolai & Octavian

Nikolai whimpered slightly into Octavian's mouth, hips bucking up. Octavian slid his fingers over Britney firmly.


Britney

Britney moaned and her hips bucked, causing her to tighten around Nikolai.


Nikolai

"Ah, mein Gott!" Nikolai gasped, eyes rolling back in his head.

Octavian slid a finger into the other teen and hit his prostate. Nikolai moaned, bucked and came, sinking back onto the bed.


Britney

Britney gasped slightly as she came, then moved off Nikolai, breathing heavily.


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian kissed Nikolai on the lips softly.

"War es gut?" Octavian murmured.

"Ja, sehr gut," Nikolai said softly. (Yes, very good.)

"Gutt."

Octavian kissed Britney, pushing her onto her back gently.


Britney

Britney kissed him back, reaching down and sliding her hand over his length.


Octavian

Octavian hissed before he entered her slowly. He nipped at her lips as he started to move.


Britney

Britney moaned and her hips bucked up.

She kissed him gently.


Octavian

Octavian kissed her back as he thrust into her slowly.


Britney

Britney tightened around him, moaning.


Octavian

Octavian slid a hand down to rub her gently as he continued to move.


Britney

Britney wrapped her legs around his back, maoning as her hips bucked up.


Octavian

Octavian came, moaning softly. He slid his fingers over her quickly.


Britney

Britney came, biting at his lips.


Octavian & Nikolai

Octavian slid out of her and rolled onto his side. He reached down and stroked through Nikolai's dark hair like he was petting a cat and the Romanaian sighed, tilting his head slightly as his eyes slid closed in enjoyment.


Britney

Britney rolled on her side and looked at Octavian consideringly.

"Well, now, that was fun, but Ah really should go find mah own room, now, hadn't Ah?"


Octavian

"One would suppose you could do that," Octavian agreed.

"You'd have to see one of the teachers about that."


Britney

"Ah suppose Ah would. Just a question, who would Ah see about getting pot?"

Britney smiled slightly.


Octavian

"Jay and Silent Bob," Octavian said with distaste.

"Jay is a complete and utter prat. Bob wouldn't be so bad, but he doesn't go anywhere without Jay. Honestly, the two of them might as well be shagging."


Britney and Storm

Britney nodded and dressed swiftly.

"Well, Ah'm gonna get settled into mah room, then Ah'll get some pot, and then Ah will stay far away from them."

She waved slightly as she headed out, running into Storm.

"You must be the new student..."

After formalities and a room was found, Britney followed her nose to find Jay and Silent Bob.


Jay, Silent Bob & Loki

"F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck," Jay cursed, shaking his fingers as the match burned them.

Then he lit another one. Silent Bob shook his head and knocked the burning match out of Jay's hand.

"F*cker," Jay said.

"Idiot," Loki sneered.

"Bite me, dickless," the blonde stoner shot back.

Loki snarled, hands clenching into fists for a moment. Silent Bob shook his head again, then leaned his head back against the wall, closing his eyes for a moment. Jay smirked.

"Booong...so, lunchbox. Get your Sixteen Candles fill this week?"

Silent Bob raised a middle finger at Jay, who just snickered.

"Jesus, you are such a little bitch sometimes it makes me f*cking sad for you."

The bigger man just shook his head, expression of tolerance on his face.


Britney

Britney knocked on Jay's door, lighting up a regular cigarette while she was waiting.


Jay, Silent Bob & Loki

Jay kicked out at Silent Bob's leg lazily.

"Yo, go answer the f*cking door, lunchbox."

Silent Bob got up and went to the door, opening it. He raised an eyebrow at Britney slightly.

"So, who the f*ck is it?" Jay demanded, fingers quickly at work in preparing weed to be smoked.

Loki rolled over on his bed and put his pillow over his head.


Britney

"Ah'm a customer, shuga."

Britney winked at Silent Bob, smiling flirtiously.


Silent Bob & Jay

Silent Bob raised an eyebrow at her and stood aside to let her in.

"So, come on in and sit your sweet ass down, bitch," Jay said.

He looked up, fingers pausing for a moment.

"What are you looking for to buy?"


Britney

Britney sat down on the bed and crossed her legs.

"Pot, and if ya have pills, Ah'll take some of those too."


Jay & Silent Bob

"Pot we have," Jay said.

Silent Bob closed the door and sat down on the floor, making a reefer slowly as he watched Britney.

"Pills we also have at the moment...got a few tabs of E, and a few uppers. I think we have some downers as well."


Britney

"Well how n-ace."

Britney reached down her shirt and pulled out some cash.

"Well, naw, Ah'd like maybe 2 tabs of E, and then enough pot to last me a month."


Jay, Loki & Silent Bob

"F*cking A," Jay said happily.

He got the stuff together and handed it to her, taking the money off her and counting it quickly.

"Now, get the f*ck out," Loki's muffled voice came from under the pillow.

"Ignore him, we do," Jay told Britney.

Silent Bob lifted a shoulder slightly in a shrug, then glanced at Jay.


Britney

"Ah might just do that."

Britney smiled slightly.

"Listen, Ah have some friends here in the city who are having a party tonight, lots of good shit gonna be there, pills, pot, booze... the usual. You wanna come along?"


Jay, Silent Bob & Loki

"Shit, why the f*ck not? Not like we're doing much anyway," Jay said.

"This place is f*cking dead. And everyone seems to die or get seriously f*cked up on a regular basis."

Silent Bob nodded and then he and Jay did a handshake thing with the closed fists and all.

"But not me and my compadre cos we're f*cking harsh."

Loki snorted.


Britney

"That's hella coo, then. Ah'll meet ya out the front in a few hours and we can go get seriously shitfaced."

Britney grinned.


Jay & Silent Bob

The two guys exchanged a glance, then Jay leant forward.

"So, do you f*ck or just give head?"


Britney

"Ah do both."

Britney leant over and licked Jay's cheek slowly.

"But you'll have to wait and see, naw won't ya?"


Jay & Silent Bob

Jay grinned.

"Sluuuuuut."

Silent Bob rolled his eyes slightly, then stood.


Britney

"Don't forget it."

Britney got to her feet.

"Anyway, Ah need to get settled and stoned, so Ah might get going."


Jay & Silent Bob

"See you later, bitch," Jay said, in what was friendly fashion for him, complete with leer.

Silent Bob raised a hand slightly in farewell.


Britney

Britney winked and walked out the door, tucking the weed and pills into her bag as she headed to her room.


Jay & Silent Bob

The night progressed much as you would expect it to. Drugs, sex and rock and roll.

Ok, I'm lying. No rock and roll.

But there was sex and drugs.

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