19 March 2004 - IM between Logan, Bobby, Zac and Faith

IM - Logan, Bobby, Zac and Faith

Claws says:
IC:

Kiss my ass, please? says:
*savaour the 2 last jaffas*

IceMan says:
IC:

Kiss my ass, please? says:
IC:

IceMan says:
eepp! its logan!

Claws says:
yeah, icecube

Claws says:
your point?

IceMan says:
no point

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Hi Bobby

IceMan says:
just eep

IceMan says:
hi zac

Claws says:
eep?

IceMan says:
you're scary

IceMan says:
with the growling

Claws says:
i should feel proud

IceMan says:
and the claws

IceMan says:
and the wanting to kill me

Claws says:
not at the moment

IceMan says:
phew

IceMan says:
coz i didnt do antyhing

Claws says:
yeah

IceMan says:
anything you hear is a LIE

Kiss my ass, please? says:
lol

Claws says:
oh yeah, i know that

Claws says:
just like blondie

IceMan says:
all lies

IceMan says:
i was with julie

IceMan says:
as her

IceMan says:
ask

IceMan says:
she'll vouch for me

IceMan says:
i hope

Kiss my ass, please? says:
haha

Claws says:
haha

Kiss my ass, please? says:
sure she will

IceMan says:
she will

Kiss my ass, please? says:
she likes you

IceMan says:
she loves me

IceMan says:
so ha!

Kiss my ass, please? says:
yeah

Claws says:
you're nuts, icey

Kiss my ass, please? says:
but...

Kiss my ass, please? says:
what if Julie was in on it too?

Claws says:
and you skipped a danger room session

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Maybe there was a conspiracy!

Claws says:
that's just trouble

IceMan says:
i didnt!

IceMan says:
i was sore

IceMan says:
my hip is still sore

Claws says:
right

IceMan says:
and i didnt want to fight faith

Claws says:
blue put you on light training

Kiss my ass, please? says:
too many hot nights with Julie?

IceMan says:
i dont wanna be beaten up by a girl

Claws says:
ah, but she's a slayer

Claws says:
different

IceMan says:
i dont care

IceMan says:
the only girl allowed to hit me is julie

Claws says:
i've seen dem hit you

Kiss my ass, please? says:
and she'll hit you with much delight, I'm sure

IceMan says:
yes julie does

Kiss my ass, please? says:
hehe

Claws says:
you kids...

Kiss my ass, please? says:
don't you 'you kids...' me

IceMan says:
oh like you're any better

Claws says:
what?

IceMan says:
yeah thats right

IceMan says:
tav, julie and i are nowhere near as loud as you guys

Claws says:
you're not that far awayi can't come find you

IceMan says:
eeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Claws says:
*grins*

Kiss my ass, please? says:
yeah you should be acrefuly Bobby

Kiss my ass, please? says:
he might try to steal Julie from you

Claws says:
i'd break her

IceMan says:
no my julie!

Claws says:
she's only human

IceMan says:
MY JULIE!

Claws says:
right

Claws says:
which is why you're letting blondie stay around

IceMan says:
hes mine too

Claws says:
hmm

Claws says:
possession issues

Claws says:
didn't figure you for them, icey

IceMan says:
haha

IceMan says:
again like you're one to talk

Claws says:
ah, but that's just the wolverine

Claws says:
and i'm big and mean enough everyone keeps their nose out of my business

IceMan says:
eeeeeep

Claws says:
what faith and i do is not up for discussion

Claws says:
so shut it, icey

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Oh?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
and WHY isn't it up for discussion?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
HMMMM?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
As I recall

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Faith is MY WIFE

Claws says:
not wearing your ring

Claws says:
is wearing my bitemarks

IceMan says:
lalala im bobby

IceMan says:
i have a cute ass

IceMan says:
lalalala

Kiss my ass, please? says:
You don't think I realise that?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I have the freaking video to freaking prove it

Claws says:
what video?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
The one that Spike sent me

Claws says:
i think i'm going to have to kill someone

Kiss my ass, please? says:
SO HA!

Claws says:
dead

Claws says:
dusted

Claws says:
*snarls*

Kiss my ass, please? says:
why?

Claws says:
my bedroom, isn't it?

IceMan says:
another video?

IceMan says:
im intrigued

Kiss my ass, please? says:
haha

Claws says:
you ever see that video, or i find you had anything to do with it

Claws says:
and you'll be eating adamantium

Kiss my ass, please? says:
oh I'm sorry?

Claws says:
i was talking to icey

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Doesn't the little wolf man like his deep dark secrets to be spread?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Maybe I should just show EVERYONE

Claws says:
you do, and i will kill you

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Go ahead

Kiss my ass, please? says:
without Faith I've nothing

Kiss my ass, please? says:
NOTHING!

IceMan says:
i need to go wee wee

Claws says:
so, you'll humilate her instead

IceMan says:
faiths hot

IceMan says:
she has nice breasts

Kiss my ass, please? says:
And I'll humilate you

Kiss my ass, please? says:
and I'll humiliate myself

Kiss my ass, please? says:
and I DON'T CARE!

IceMan says:
im going wee wee

IceMan says:
dont kill each other while im gone

Claws says:
you're so immature, drake

Claws says:
actually, so are you

Kiss my ass, please? says:
oh yeah?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Well you go on thinking that

Kiss my ass, please? says:
At least I never slept with another man's wife!

IceMan says:
i dont think they do much sleeping

Claws says:
slept with a lot of other women though

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Maybe she's not wearing my ring

Kiss my ass, please? says:
But she is my wife

Kiss my ass, please? says:
and I still love her

Kiss my ass, please? says:
and maybe I did cheat, but I DIDN'T cheat when we were engaged

IceMan says:
OOC: oh man, this would be the perfect time for faith to come in

IceMan says:
IC:

Kiss my ass, please? says:
EVEN when she was in HELL I didn't cheat

Claws says:
maybe she doesn't love you anymore, think about that?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Would it have hurt her to TELL me that BEFORE we got married?

Claws says:
or maybe she just needs time to clear her head

Claws says:
but at the moment, she's *mine*

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Or maybe you should know better than to slept with her

IceMan says:
hmmm

IceMan says:
well, this is tense

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I mean

Kiss my ass, please? says:
you obviously have no standards

Kiss my ass, please? says:
none at all

IceMan says:
ok so faith and zac are married, but faiths here with logan

IceMan says:
whats going on?

Claws says:
why don't you ask faith?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I'd liek to see how YOU'D like it if someone slept with YOUR wife

IceMan says:
wait, i get to ask faith?

IceMan says:
is she naked?

Claws says:
no

IceMan says:
damn

Claws says:
reminds me, keep an eye on blondie

Claws says:
too much trouble last night and he got caught up in it

IceMan says:
oh yeah i heard noises

Claws says:
idiot vampires

IceMan says:
i figured you and faith were... you know

IceMan says:
doing what you do

Claws says:
no, that was angelus trying to kidnap faith

IceMan says:
ah
 
Firecracker has been added to the conversation.
 

IceMan says:
for sex?

Claws says:
faith

Firecracker says:
hello

Kiss my ass, please? says:
hey

Claws says:
well, next time i'll just cut it off

Claws says:
make sure

Claws says:
i hate vampires

Firecracker says:
cut what off?

Claws says:
amgelus's dick

Firecracker says:
ow

IceMan says:
eeeeep!

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I think you should cut off your own

Claws says:
sht up

Firecracker says:
wouldnt it just grow back?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
no

Claws says:
go fondle yourself

Kiss my ass, please? says:
who knows?

Claws says:
ask spike

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I think we should experiment

IceMan says:
ooh fondling

Claws says:
shut up ice

IceMan says:
sorry logan

IceMan says:
i'll be good

IceMan says:
dont hit me

Firecracker says:
haha

Firecracker says:
hes scared

Firecracker says:
how cute

Kiss my ass, please? says:
if it doesn't grow back, at least I know logan can't sleep with my wife anymore

Kiss my ass, please? says:
*glares*

Firecracker says:
ooooo....k

Claws says:
apparently, spike sent him a video

Firecracker says:
i'll kill him

Claws says:
i think fang needs a lesson in manners

Firecracker says:
rip that damn ring off his finger

Kiss my ass, please? says:
why?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
for having the guts to tell me what was going on?

IceMan says:
why dont we all give the video to me

Claws says:
ice, i told you what i would do if you ever watched that video

IceMan says:
im good

IceMan says:
sorry

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I think we're hitting a sore spot here

Claws says:
yeah, now

Kiss my ass, please? says:
maybe I should sent it to everyone

Firecracker says:
wait

Firecracker says:
how did spike get a video?

Claws says:
i don't know

Claws says:
that's the next question

Firecracker says:
well, im unnerved

IceMan says:
be undressed

Claws says:
probably the same person who put a video in bek and chamber's room

IceMan says:
hahah that was good viewing

Claws says:
and then put a streaming video on the school computers

Firecracker says:
but you're perverted

IceMan says:
this is true

Claws says:
house stinks like sex

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Gee I wonderwhy

IceMan says:
who's fault is that?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
y'know Logan

Claws says:
yours

IceMan says:
and dont say mine

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I don't think you're being a very good example for the students

Claws says:
and blondie, and julie, and the damn vampire

Claws says:
bek, jono, and then there's everyone who isnt getting any, jerking
off

Firecracker says:
im not

IceMan says:
neither am i

Firecracker says:
shut up

IceMan says:
noooooooooooooooo!

Claws says:
*growls at ice*

IceMan says:
eeeep!

Claws says:
yeah, shut you up

Firecracker says:
pushy son of a bitch

Claws says:
yeah, but you like me that way

Claws says:
didn't we discuss this last night?

IceMan says:
very sure of yourself

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Hey you know what would be a fun experiment?

Firecracker says:
i think so

Firecracker says:
?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Finding out how well Logan's healing factor works if his blood is
boiling

Firecracker says:
whoa whoa whoa

Firecracker says:
lets all calm down

Claws says:
how fast can you run?

IceMan says:
think about faith naked

Claws says:
because i bet i could kill you before i died

IceMan says:
although that would cause excitement

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Unlikely tootifruiti

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I have temperature maniuplation

Claws says:
you can't run faster then a vampire

Kiss my ass, please? says:
wouldn't have to

Claws says:
i think i could

Kiss my ass, please? says:
the right combinations of temperature changes

Kiss my ass, please? says:
and boom!

Kiss my ass, please? says:
shattered vampire

Firecracker says:
guys, enough with the testosterone

Kiss my ass, please? says:
shattered logan too

Firecracker says:
although it is kinda hot

Claws says:
doubt it, bub

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Yeah?

Claws says:
i have enough problems then to worry bout some kid

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I'll have you know I've gone patrolling with Faithy

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I've DONE it

Claws says:
so, shove off and don't waste my time

Firecracker says:
so bobby, you didnt come to the danger room session

IceMan says:
oh i came

Claws says:
security system's back online

IceMan says:
just not there

Claws says:
stupid damn vampires...

Kiss my ass, please? says:
right after yo develope some ethics and stop sleeping with my wife

Firecracker says:
oook

Claws says:
i have my own honour

Firecracker says:
lets just calm

Claws says:
but it's faith's choice who she sleeps with

Claws says:
at the moment, it's me

IceMan says:
hmmm

Claws says:
so deal

Kiss my ass, please? says:
which seems to involve sneaking around

IceMan says:
i have storms class soon

IceMan says:
she has nice breasts

Firecracker says:
i didnt sneak

Kiss my ass, please? says:
is all you can think about is breasts, Bobby?

IceMan says:
yes

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I thought so

IceMan says:
julie called me a sex machine, so ner

IceMan says:
but that could be because i was in a box...

Kiss my ass, please? says:
lol

Firecracker says:
i wont go into how kinky that sentence could actually be

IceMan says:
i often dress up in boxes for julies pleasure

Kiss my ass, please? says:
lol

IceMan says:
did she make you wear boxes too, zac?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
no

IceMan says:
oh its fun

IceMan says:
you get to run around

IceMan says:
screaming you're in a box

Claws says:
idiot

IceMan says:
no im not

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I agree

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Bobby's not an idiot

IceMan says:
thank you zac

IceMan says:
you sure you still wanna be straight?

Claws says:
he's a kid

IceMan says:
*winks*

Claws says:
go screw tav

IceMan says:
i cant

Claws says:
like you seem to do

IceMan says:
i have a class soon

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Yes I'm most assuredly stright

IceMan says:
i could change that

Kiss my ass, please? says:
unlikely

IceMan says:
wanna try?

IceMan says:
come to ny

Claws says:
got an idea for you, bobby

Claws says:
throw dem at him

Kiss my ass, please? says:
although... guys can't get guys pregnant...

Firecracker says:
i dont think we should just throw students around

Claws says:
no, probably not

Firecracker says:
and we should stop throwing slayers around too

Kiss my ass, please? says:
nope

Claws says:
though blondie would land on his feet

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I like kids

Kiss my ass, please? says:
not like that tho

Kiss my ass, please? says:
lol

Claws says:
ah, but you like to be thrown

IceMan says:
hahahaha

Kiss my ass, please? says:
it's a good thing cos I have so many kids

Firecracker says:
exactly my point

Kiss my ass, please? says:
maybe that's why Faith left...

Firecracker says:
the mass amount of offspring

Firecracker says:
none of them mine

Claws says:
kanny wants to know how saku is

Claws says:
brat

IceMan says:
kannys cute

IceMan says:
someone sat on her the other day...

Claws says:
no, she's being annoying latelt

Claws says:
have you met drop dead fred yet?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
we did get a nanny

Firecracker says:
oh god

Claws says:
new invisible friend

Firecracker says:
yes i have

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Saku's good

Claws says:
driving me nuts

Kiss my ass, please? says:
he likes his giant scratching post

Kiss my ass, please? says:
hehe

Claws says:
ha, idea

Kiss my ass, please? says:
I'm gonna have to replace the acrpet on it soon

Claws says:
we make bobby babysit

IceMan says:
nooo

IceMan says:
im too hot for that job

IceMan says:
faith would try to jump me

Claws says:
ah, but i'll kanny put at you

Firecracker says:
i see

Kiss my ass, please? says:
you have nannys at the mansion

Claws says:
*pout

Claws says:
yes

Claws says:
but it's fun to watch ice squirm

Kiss my ass, please? says:
duh

IceMan says:
but you wouldnt want kanny to see me and julie and tav having sex

Kiss my ass, please? says:
that's a point logan

Claws says:
think for a sec about who her mother is

Kiss my ass, please? says:
cos you know he would invole Julie and tav over

Firecracker says:
logan often has a point

Claws says:
you wonder why she's bouncing around on a high?

Kiss my ass, please? says:
logan has a few points

Claws says:
she's getting hyped on the sex

Kiss my ass, please? says:
that's the problem

Claws says:
strange, but true

Firecracker says:
maybe we should all stop having it

Claws says:
ah, no

IceMan says:
hahahaha

Kiss my ass, please? says:
see?

IceMan says:
i dont think so

Claws says:
i can cope with a hyperactive daughter

Kiss my ass, please? says:
we're coming back to the bad example thing!

Kiss my ass, please? says:
HA!

Claws says:
it's fred i'm disturbed about

Kiss my ass, please? says:
DON'T complain about ppl having sex at the school

Firecracker says:
yeah

Firecracker says:
freds a bit ... off putting

Kiss my ass, please? says:
if YOU can't follow your own rules

Kiss my ass, please? says:
Fred?

Firecracker says:
apparently he likes me, coz i cause trouble

Claws says:
ah

IceMan says:
i like faith

IceMan says:
because of her breasts

IceMan says:
but shutting up

Claws says:
go stare at storm's

Claws says:
or julie's

IceMan says:
julie has luscious ones

Kiss my ass, please? says:
yeah and she's pregnant again

IceMan says:
i like to lick them

Kiss my ass, please? says:
so they're gonna get bigger over the next few months

Firecracker says:
well thats an overshare

IceMan says:
yay!

IceMan says:
MORE BREASTS!

Kiss my ass, please? says:
cos of the milk that her body produces for the kids

Claws says:
ah, but you won't be able to have sex with her once she gets bigger

IceMan says:
yeah i drank that last time...

Kiss my ass, please? says:
haha

Kiss my ass, please? says:
how come I'm not surprised?