16 March 2004 - Peanut butter jelly time

Rebekah, Levi and Bobby

Rebekah squeezed Jono's hand as they walked into the Bronze.

Levi swished past, and tapped Rebekah on the shoulder.

"The others are here."

"Oh!" Rebekah kissed Jono's cheek and smiled.

"Come on, let's go!"

Bobby went sideways through the door.

He was Bobby! The ROBOT!

The Displaced & Demetria.

"If I'd known that was the costume..."

Jonothon looked at Bek.

"Oh, I'm so going to have to punch Bobby some time tonight. He will just be asking for it."

Octavian let Demetria finish doing his make up, and glared at her.

"I hate you both. HATING!"

"Oh, shush."

Demetria finished his eyeliner and then smoothed down the pleats of her sailor skirt.

Sergei looked at himself in the mirror, and just shook his head. Bek was...really twisted. He adjusted the collar around his neck and went out.

Rebekah and Levi

"Oh it's alright."

Rebekah kissed him softly, then moved over to see Levi standing with the other idol people.

Millsy swept Rebekah up and twirled her around.

"You didn't come visit," he pouted.

"You are hurting my ribs."

"Sorry."

Millsy put her down and kissed her cheek.

"Happy birthday, smelly."

"Thanks... I think."

The Displaced, Demetria, Spike & Vortigern.

Jonothon sent a death glare at Millsy.

Demetria pulled Octavian into the room, him arguing every step of the way.

"I hate you both. You're both horrid heinous hell worthy bitches, and I hate you. A lot. You're evil. HATING!"

"I rule hell. Stop being an annoyance. And fix your skirt."

Octavian glared at her.

"Happy birthday, Bek! See. I made him. All dressed up and pretty. Pretty little girl."

"I hate you."

Spike and Vortigern walked in, as usual, Spike's hand firmly attached to Vortigern's ass. Both looking spunky, also as usual. Spike in full punk gear, black nailpolish, black eyeliner and safety pinned clothing and Vortigern looking refined and elegant like a Victorian era noble.

Rebekah, Levi and Faith

Rebekah one by one hugged all of the idols and then started to introduce them.

"Guy, our young winner, Paulini, Cosima, Matt, Millswah, Lauren, Cle, Peter, Shannon and Kelly."

All the idols saluted or made some other gesture.

Levi and Millsy were busy checking out the new arrival.

Faith walked through the door, looking sheike in see through pants and a tiny top, that left little to the imagination.

Logan & Demetria.

Logan walked in after her, and glared.

"Evil deathstare, much?" Demetria commented, then eeped.

"Bek, hide me! Japanese school girls should not have to deal with evil death glares from hairy men!"

Rebekah and Faith

Dicko coughed slightly and Rebekah turned around.

"Ian!"

Dicko grinned and hugged her gently.

"How are you, young Rebekah?" he asked, in his gentle British accent.

"Pretty good, old Ian."

Millsy, meanwhile, had headed over to harass Faith.

"So, what's your name?"

"Faith."

"That's it? Just one name?"

"That's one more than you."

"Millsy."

Faith grinned, and started to follow Millsy.

Logan, Octavian & Demetria.

Logan's eyes narrowed.

Why was he feeling like this? No attachments. He'd been burnt once already.

Octavian and Demetria walked up to Bobby.

"Well, a box. That's no fun," Octavian observed.

Rebekah, Bobby and Faith

"So, why the no visits?" Matt said.

"Levi and Loz came to visit me, and yet... no Rebekah! I'm hurt."

"Awww, diddums."

Rebekah and Matt playfully punched each other.

"Question, Bek?" Shannon asked.

"Shoot."

"How is your shirt staying on?"

"Perky breasts."

"I did not need to know that."

Bobby's eyes were slightly glazed over.

"I'm in a box!" he exclaimed.

"I'm Bobby... the ROBOT!"

Millsy took Faith's hand and led her to the dance floor, one hand resting on her ass.

Logan, Octavian, Demetria & Jonothon.

Logan's deathglare reached new realms of lethality.

"Yes, I see," Octavian said.

"But, we can't reach you, if you're in a box," Demetria said.

Jonothon sort of glared, then shrugged.

"Loony. Yeah, I know. Yer lovely. Rebekah lovely."

Devon walked in, and did a doubletake when he saw Octavian.

"OZ! Look! So hot."

Rebekah, Faith, Bobby and Oz

Rebekah stuck her tongue out at Jono.

"Ner, lovely."

"May I borrow the lovely Rebekah for a dance?" Peter asked Jono.

Faith and Millsy started to dance.

"Who's that hairy guy staring at us, who looks like he wants to kill me?"

"That's Logan. He's just... like that."

Bobby looked panicked.

"Where am I?"

He looked around then down at himself.

"ARGH! I'M IN A BOX!"

Oz sorta just nodded, no expression, as he squeezed Willow's hand.

"Hmm."

"Talk, you laconic wolf!" Willow said, grinning.

"Hmm."

Octavian, Demetria & Jonothon.

"Yes..."

Octavian stared at Bobby. Demetria giggled.

"He is high. Like a kite. And we're sexy like foxes."

"What?" Octavian asked.

"Sex-eh. Like a fox!"

Devon shook his head at Oz.

"Well, sucks to be you in a relationship. I'm going to go chat up Tav now. Skirt. Yes, that's hot. Easy access."

Jonothon nodded slightly, arms folded across his chest.

"Sure, mate. Wotever."

Rebekah, Faith, Bobby and Oz

"No jealous rage? I'm hurt!" Rebekah smiled and then she and Peter walked to the dance floor, pointing and giggling about Millsy and Faith.

Peter was a perfect gentlemen... and he was also married, so there were no inappropriate touches.

Millsy's hands were getting lower and lower and naughtier and naughtier as he danced with Faith.

Bobby breathed deeply.

"We must call the authorities."

He started to run away, or sway slightly in his box.

Oz kissed Willow's cheek.

"Come on Joan, let's go set up."

"Sure thing, God."

Octavian, Demetria & Jonothon.

Octavian snickered, and Demetria started to follow Bobby. To make sure he didn't hurt himself. Well, to be truthful, so she could laugh at him when he did.

Devon made a face at Oz, and his commitment, then walked over to Octavian. He put a hand on Octavian's ass and kissed his neck.

"Hey, Tav."

"Dev. Long time no shag."

"I know, it's shocking. And Oz is all, COMMITMENT! Willow! Yeah, but she's hot."

"I see."

Jonothon watched Bek, kind of being broody. Despite being Lestat, the Brat Prince.

Rebekah, Faith, Bobby and Anya

Rebekah and Peter came back, talking animatedly.

"Hey you," Rebekah said to Jono, before kissing him and pulling him away to some sort of couch.

Faith and Millsy broke apart, surprisingly, and she headed over to the bar, and slid onto the stool next to Logan.

"Vodka and orange juice," Faith said to Anya, who sort of glared, and then went to make the drink.

"Hate her," Anya said to Andrew.

Bobby was zooming around in his box, then tripped and lay flat on the floor, and started to giggle.

"I'm IN A BOX! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Jonothon, Logan, Andrew & Demetria.

"Hey.

Jonothon leant up and kissed her gently as they sat down.

Logan looked up at her, then resumed drinking his beer.

Andrew awkwardly patted Anya's back.

"Yes, I know."

Demetria knelt next to Bobby and patted his head.

"Yes, we know. You're in a box."

Rebekah, Faith, Anya and Bobby

Rebekah sat on Jono's lap and watched everyone, then laughed at Bobby, who was flat on his face on the ground.

"So, you don't particularly like them, do you?" Rebekah said, gesturing to the idols.

"Or is it you just don't like being out of your room, you bitter, cynical British man?"

Faith turned and looked at Logan, looking extremely f*ckable.

"So, we're back to the no talking."

She rested a hand on his thigh.

Anya glared and then pinched Andrew's cheeks.

"You're so cute, Jedi!"

Bobby looked at Demetria with watering eyes.

"Do you like my box? I painted it!"

Jonothon, Logan, Andrew & Demetria.

"Mostly the second, flavour of the first," Jonothon said.

Logan sort of hmm'd.

"Um, ok," Andrew said.

"When are the band starting? Actually, where's Devon?"

"Yes, I like your box, Bobby," Demetria said.

"I want to push your buttons."

Rebekah, Faith, Anya and Bobby

Rebekah laughed and kissed Jono again.

"Well, suck it up, I like them, and none of them want to whisk me away to have babies... well, possibly Millsy, but he wants anyone with a pulse."

Faith's hand slid over Logan's crotch.

"Hmmm, yes, not talking is good."

Anya patted Andrew's head.

"He's having sex in our bathroom, go stop it, ok, monkey?"

Bobby laughed.

"Push them Dem! Push my buttons!"

Jonothon, Logan, Andrew & Demetria.

Jonothon shook his head.

"Not another one of them."

Logan looked at her, and then finished his beer.

"So, not talking is good?"

"NO!" Andrew yelped.

"Walking in on people having sex is bad!"

Demetria giggled and pushed one of the buttons she could see.

"There."

Rebekah, Faith, Anya and Bobby

"Well, I think he has his eye on Faith, who... oh God, is going to have sex with Logan again."

Rebekah shook her head.

Faith nodded.

"Not a talker, me, I'm more of a doer."

Anya rolled her eyes.

"Fine."

Bobby giggled.

"Robot!"

Jonothon, Logan, Andrew, Demetria & Octavian.

"Oh Christ."

Jonothon shook his head.

Logan smiled slightly, then got up from his seat.

"So...coming?"

Andrew looked relieved.

"Good, because once was enough."

Demetria giggled with him.

"Bobby...what have you been taking? And can I have some?"

Octavian smiled at Devon, and kissed the other man softly, before he started to fix his makeup. Devon zipped his pants and smacked Octavian's ass before he left, looking all fulfilled and happy.

Rebekah, Faith and Bobby

Rebekah snuggled into Jono's lap and her fingers played with the beads on her `top'.

"Mmmmhmmmm. I have beads glued to my body. This is a new feeling. I feel cold and yet... not nipply."

Faith followed Logan to the toilets, where they saw Octavian.

"Out," Faith ordered sweetly.

Bobby laughed again.

"I don't know, it's all hazy after the third tequila."

Jonothon, Logan, Octavian & Demetria.

"Hmm."

Jonothon shook his head slightly.

Logan growled at Octavian, who quickly left. Walking slightly oddly.

"Pfft."

Logan turned to Faith and kissed her hard.

"Do you want some help getting off...the floor?" Demetria said.

Rebekah, Faith and Bobby

Rebekah kissed Jono's nose, then hopped off his lap as Lauren called her over.

"Be back in a sec."

She and Lauren giggled, then disappeared somewhere.

Faith kissed Logan back and slid her hand down his pants.

"Mmm, Wolverine."

Bobby nodded.

"Please, my box is all squishy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M IN A BOX!"

Jonothon, Logan, Demetria & Octavian.

Jonothon looked slightly worried.

That sort of giggling between two women never boded well for any males in the vicinity.

Logan growled and pushed her against one of the walls, hands going to push down her pants.

"Yes, we know," Demetria said.

"Tavvie, can you help him get up?"

"Yes, I like doing that," Octavian said.

"Filthy minded boy."

"All the time and as often as possible. Come on, Bobby."

Octavian helped Bobby to his feet.

Devon came back up to the stage and jumped up onto it, looking pleased with himself.

Rebekah, Faith, Bobby and Oz

Rebekah and Lauren ran behind Millsy and gave him a wedgie, then darted off, laughing.

"Oi!" Millsy yelled.

"That freaking hurt!"

He fixed his pants, then charged after them, red dressing gown flapping out behind him.

"Don't touch me, you dirty Hilton lover!" Rebekah yelled.

"Yeah, I hear Paris is nice this time of year!" Lauren shot at him.

"Ah!" Millsy tackled Rebekah and she kicked him off her, then ran to hide behind Jono.

"Can't get me, my boyfriend will kick your skeezy ass!"

"Damn you."

"I WIN!"

Faith laughed slightly.

"So animalistic."

She kissed him again roughly.

Bobby got to his feet and wobbled slightly.

"Thank you!"

Oz kissed Willow's forehead and lifted up his guitar.

"Hmm."

Jonothon, Logan, Demetria, Octavian, Spike & Vortigern.

Jonothon lifted an eyebrow at Millsy.

"Got a problem, mate?"

Logan chuckled softly, biting at her neck.

"You don't seem to have a problem with it."

"Buttons! Shiny things!" Demetria said.

She poked one of the buttons.

"Yes, Dem, shiny things," Octavian said.

"Shut up!"

Spike shook his head, then looked at the bathroom.

"FAITH, YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE!"

Vortigern shook his head slightly.

Rebekah, Faith and Bobby

Rebekah blew a raspberry at Millsy.

"Hate you Bek," Millsy said, saluting.

"No problem here, man. Just wanting to shoot your girlfriend. Catch ya."

Millsy sauntered off, before Lauren zoomed past and dacked him, then darted away again.

"LAUREN!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Faith moaned.

"Well, no, I quite like it when you get growly. Although, didn't understand the growling earlier tonight."

Bobby giggled and wobbled away, then did a sort of wobble dance in front of Rebekah and Jono.

Jonothon, the Mavericks, Logan, Spike & Andrew.

Jonothon made a face.

"That wasn't needed. Gah."

Demetria and Octavian giggled at Bobby, following him around like two little schoolgirls. Which they were dressed as.

Logan just growled.

"FAITH, YOU SKANKING WHORE! YOU'RE WORSE THEN F*CKING WOLF AND SPARKS!"

Vortigern covered his eyes as Spike just yelled obscenities at the door to the bathroom.

"Anya...what is wrong with Spike?" Andrew said, staring.

Rebekah, Faith, Bobby and Anya

Rebekah raised an eyebrow at the dancing Bobby, who was trying to do the robot.

"Um..."

Faith grinned.

"All growly at Millsy. Threatened? I thought I wasn't yours, whelp."

Bobby continued dancing.

"I love you Jono!"

Anya shrugged and patted Andrew's back.

"Why don't you find out?"

Jonothon, Demetria, Octavian, Logan & Andrew.

Jonothon stared.

"Go away."

"But look, he's a robot!" Demetria said.

"In A BOX!" Octavian said.

"I'm dead, and in hell, aren't I?"

Logan rubbed over her roughly with his fingers.

"Maybe I changed my mind."

"Do I look suicidal to you?" Andrew said.

"Spike's scary."

Rebekah, Faith, Bobby and Anya

Rebekah laughed.

"Jono, kiss me!" Bobby yelled, wiggling in his box.

"I love youuuuu!"

Faith bit Logan's neck.

"Really? Well then..."

Anya rolled her eyes and walked up to Spike.

"OI! You're scaring the small penised monkey boy!"

Zac

Zac arrived at the Bronze after visiting Julie, B'Elanna and Tom at the mansion. He had gone there first thinking he would find Faith there, only to be corrected by Julie, who had been getting ready for the costume party.

Upon arrival, Zac looked around, but couldn't see his beloved anywhere, so he decided to take a moment to relieve his bladder before continuing his search.

He opened the door.

Jonothon, Logan, Andrew & Spike.

"Oh, go away and sober up," Jonothon said.

Logan bit Faith's shoulder, holding her against the wall as they f*cked.

"Hey!" Andrew said in objection to the small penis comment.

"So, Anya, he's not keeping you satisfied then?" Spike said.

"After the `Viking', however hard I find it to believe the Zeppo was good at anything, you have `monkey boy'. Your standards are slipping."

Rebekah, Bobby, Faith and Anya

Rebekah shook her head slightly.

"I want candy! I want Ca-andy!" Bobby sang.

Faith growled slightly, nails scratching at Logan's back. But healing quickly.

Anya rolled her eyes.

"Eat me, Spike."

Zac

Zac stepped inside the toilets. His eyes nearly boggled out of their sockets as he saw... he saw... he saw those videos come to life.

"F-Faith..." he whispered.

Logan, Spike & Vortigern.

Logan growled, then kissed her hard.

Spike laughed as he saw Zac just stop at the toilet door.

"FAITH, YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE! SLAYERS WALK BOWLEGGED COS THEY'RE SUCH F*CKING WHORES!"

He snickered harder as any slayers in the bar shot deadly glares at him. Vortigern hit him and Spike leered at Vortigern.

"Wot, yer trying to get me all excited? We'd have to go out in the alley, Wolvie and Slutty the Second are in the bathroom."

He then wiggled an eyebrow at Anya.

"What, a second go round for old times sake?"

Faith and Anya

Faith looked up and laughed slightly.

"Whoops."

She bit her lip.

"SHUT THE F*CK UP SPIKE, YOU F*CKING PANSY!"

Anya wrinkled her nose.

"While that would be full of orgasms, I have a business to run."

Zac, Julie and Shannon

Zac gulped, opened his mouth as if to say something, then closed it, turned on his heel and ran for the exit.

"Zac?" Julie asked curiously as he ran past.

There was no response, and Julie and Shannon's eyes met curiously.

Logan, the Displaced, Spike & Vortigern.

Logan slid a hand down to rub her roughly, kissing her neck and tasting the blood from the bitemarks.

Jonothon eyed Zac curiously, then almost fainted with the extreme violence of the thoughts he was throwing out. He slammed up his shields and sort of hid behind them until he got himself under control.

"Well, he's upset."

Octavian was doing his groove thing out on the dancefloor as the Dingoes played. Devon grinned slightly as he sang, watching Octavian's ass in the short skirt. Like he does, because he's a SLUT.

Spike laughed, loving what his evilness had done. Vortigern hit him, hard this time.

"Spike, what did you do?!"

"Sent Faithy's significant other tapes of her and the Wolverine f*cking like animals. Lots of blood, and biting."

Spike nodded, looking semi-serious.

Sergei shrugged his bare shoulders slightly. If he hadn't been Russian, he would have been cold. Wearing hiphugging bloodred leather pants and no top. With fake bitemarks, a collar and thick red leather bands around his wrist as jewellery of a sort.

"Faith, Logan, no more to be said. Didn't you hear the screaming match between Spike and Faith the other night?"

Faith, Rebekah and Bobby

Faith ignored the interruption and went back to the hardcore screwing of Logan.

Rebekah winced and blocked it out.

"Hmm, zat didn't go down well."

Bobby let out a squeal and ran over to Julie.

"I'M IN A BOX!"

Julie and Shannon

"So I noticed," Julie said dryly. "I'm a nun. Apparently."

Shannon snickered.

"Shannon! Did you just snicker at me?"

"Yes," Shannon smiled.

Sergei, Octavian, Spike & Vortigern.

"AH! It's like Jono and BEK! Nasty Russian depressive state rubbing off on Shannon, so she's no longer cute and innocent!" Octavian yelled in shock.

Sergei snickered.

"Da, got a problem, tovarisch?"

"YES! Yes, I do!"

Spike got onto the dancefloor with Vortigern. Well, it could be called dancing, but most people would call it sex with your clothes on. In public, no less. Bad sex-obssesed vampire.

Rebekah and Bobby

"I'm very sweet, so shut up," Rebekah called to Octavian.

Bobby grinned and kissed Julie awkwardly around the box.

"You're hot."

Julie and Shannon

"Mmm, yes I know," Julie replied.

"You tell her regularily," Shannon smiled.

Then she started giggling.

"It would be funny if you tried to carry her around over your shoulder now, Bobby."

Octavian & Jonothon.

"AHHHH! Snarky Bek! Run! Run!" Octavian shouted.

"Shut yer gob, yer daftie," Jonothon said.

Rebekah and Bobby

"Yeah, or my boyfriend will beat you up, pansy," Rebekah said, kissing Jono's cheek.

Bobby held Julie's hand and grinned.

"Box," he said knowingly.

Julie and Shannon

"You know what being a robot means?" Julie said. "You really are a sex machine."

Shannon decided this was a good time to back away.

Sergei & Octavian.

Sergei touched Shannon's hair briefly.

"Want to dance?"

"Yes, Bobby the sex machine!" Octavian chuckled.

"You scare me," the Russian told him.

"No, you love me! Love!"

Rebekah and Bobby

"Pfft," Rebekah said, then got up and went to talk to Paulini.

"You suck, Octavian," she remarked as she went past.

Bobby nodded.

"I'm sexy even in a box. Hahahaha! Look, I have a slot, you guys can insert things! I'm so dirty! Whoooo!"

Julie and Shannon

"Yes you are dirty. I'd offer to give you a wash but all that water will make you soggy," Julie grinned.

Shannon smiled at Sergei.

"Sure," she said.

The Displaced.

"Yes, you can ask Bobby how well I can suck," Octavian called back after Bek.

Sergei raised her hand to his lips and kissed her fingers briefly as he led her to the dancefloor.

"So much infomation I didn't need," Jonothon said.

"Or anyone else here."

Rebekah, Faith and Bobby

"Ugh, bite me, Octavian," Rebekah said, then thought for a moment.

"No, that wasn't an invitation."

Faith grinned and adjusted her pants, then left the bathroom, walking strangely.

Bobby nodded and whined slightly.

"I'm in a box and I can't have sex with you. And you're a nun!"

Rebekah looked up.

"That reminds me..."

A click of her fingers and Julie's arousal was switched off.

"Now she's more nun like."

Julie and Shannon

Julie stared at Rebekah.

"I'm not sure whether I should be mad or glad," she said thoughtfully. "Actually, it should be an interesting experiment... see how long my increasing hormone level takes before it overides your stupid little command and I get aroused again. Because y'know. Pregnancy. Very hormonal stage of a woman's life. Shannon knows what I'm talking about, don'tcha?"

Shannon declined to answer. She was much more interested in dancing with Sergei.

Logan, Spike & the Displaced.

Logan splashed water over his face, and then walked out of the bathroom.

"FAITH, YOU WHORE!" Spike yelled.

"Look at you, you SLUT! Adjust your panties, ducks."

"You're disturbed."

Jonothon stared at Julie for a moment, then kissed Bek's neck softly.

"Awww, I feel so unloved," Octavian said, pouting.

"Only noticing Julie. So unloved."

Faith, Bobby and Rebekah

Faith flipped Spike off, then headed onto the dance floor, where she was intercepted by Millsy again.

Bobby chuckled.

"I love you too, Tavvie. You helped me when I'd fallen in my box."

He looked at Julie and pouted.

"I fell over."

Rebekah smiled and turned her head to kiss Jono properly.

Julie

"Awwie, poor baby," Julie said sympathetically.

Then she patted Octavian.

"Like any nun should you can rest assured that I love you," she nodded.

Logan, Spike, the Displaced & Demetria.

Logan snarled at Millsy, looking scary.

"AHHH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE WOLVERINE!" Spike yelled.

Logan shot him a dirty look, and Spike cheerfully flipped him off with two fingers. The vampire went up to the bar and grinned at the slayer on the bar.

"Shot of JD, pet."

"Would you like it with a holy water chaser?" she inquired sweetly, sweet like cyanide in sugar.

"ANYA! YOUR SLAYERS ARE REVOLTING! No, thanks pet, just straight JD in a shot glass. No holy water required."

"Oh yes," Octavian said, putting his hands together in a prayerful position.

"And like any good Catholic schoolgirl, I'll always do as the sisters say."

Sergei kissed Shannon's cheek gently as they danced together.

"I'll be very surprised if any of yer friends ever want to come back," Jonothon commented to Bek.

"If they do, then they're stronger then I think they are. Spike and Logan could scare most people off."

Faith and Rebekah

Faith grinned and petted Millsy's head as he eeped.

"Sorry, Logan's just decided I'm furniture."

She walked over to Logan and licked his neck.

Rebekah shook her head slightly.

"What is Logan growling at?"

Logan, Spike & Jonothon.

Logan growled softly, then kissed her possessively.

"Oh, the Wolverine is staking his claim! FAITH, YOU WHORE!"

Spike chuckled slightly, then drank his drink.

"Shoddy service round here. Another one, ta, pet."

"Well, there yer are. Logan's growling at yer friend for dancing with Faith," Jonothon said.

Faith and Rebekah

Faith grinned and kissed Logan back, as Dingoes started to play a new song.

Rebekah raised an eyebrow.

"Well, zere you go."

Spike, Andrew & Jonothon.

Spike's general harrassment of the slayer serving him made her yell for Andrew. Though what she expected Andrew to do, is debatable.

"'Lo, geekboy," Spike said.

"So, Jedi is it? Got yer lightsabre all ready?"

"Spike..." Andrew sighed.

"Don't harass the staff."

"Wot? She's a Slayer. Me natural enemy. Like FAITH THE WHORE!"

"Feel sorry fer the ovver bloke though," Jonothon said.

Rebekah and Faith

"Hmmm, he's so teeny tiny," Rebekah said, giggling.

She watched the scene with interest.

Faith broke away from Logan.

"F*ck off, asshole!" she yelled to Spike.

Spike & Andrew.

"F*CKING MAKE ME, YOU SKANKING BITCH!" Spike yelled.

"BUT YOU PROBABLY HAVE RABIES FROM HIM, SO KEEP AWAY FROM ME!"

Andrew choked slightly. A fight between Spike and Faith...could seriously wreck the club.

Anya and Faith

"If either of you destroy my club, I swear to God, Spike, your parts will fall off, and you, Faith, I will feed you to Angelus myself!" Anya shouted.

Faith grinned, kissed Logan again, then headed outside.

"Come on baby vamp, let's do this."

Spike, Vortigern & Logan.

Spike glared at her, slamming his glass down on the bar.

"Baby vamp? *Baby* vamp? Oh, you've gone too far this time, Slutty the Second. Be right back, pet!" he called out to Vortigern.

"Spike! I won't bail you out this time if the cops come!" Vortigern said.

"Why bother? I'll just kill them."

Spike started towards the door, strutting confidently.

"She's Faith the whore, she is, she is, she's servicing all of the X-men..." (To the tune of Henry 8th)

Logan growled.

Faith and Anya

Faith headed outside and grinned at Spike.

"Really like pushing your luck, don't you?"

Anya ground her teeth.

They were not going to fight in or around her club.

Spike

"Pushing me luck? There is no luck to push! I'm going to win, yer Slutty-wannabe," Spike said.

He threw the first punch, already moving away out of her range once it landed.

Faith

Faith kicked his legs out from under him and flipped back.

"You hit like B, and that ain't much, sweets."

Spike

Spike growled, catching himself on one hand and spinning up to kick her in the groin.

"Yeah, she still managed to put you in a hospital. How'd it feel to be gutted with yer own knife?"

He regained his feet and slid into gameface.

Faith

"Wicked cool, thanks."

Faith kicked him in the stomach, sending him flying back.

"How'd it feel nailing Angel's leftovers?"

Spike

"Let's get one thing straight...neither the whackjob or the soul are the Angelus I knew," Spike said.

He put all his weight behind a punch to her face, snapping her jaw back, then sinking his other fist to her stomach.

"And Dru ain't my concern no more. Slutty bitch. Actually, you remind me of her. Just as loose, from what I remember."

Anya and Faith

Anya came stalking out, a scary expression on her face.

"If you don't stop, either of you, you're going to find yourself suffering from a severe case of leprosy!"

Faith snickered.

"I mean it!"

Spike

"Demongirl this ain't really your concern," Spike said.

"Just a spar. With FAITH THE WHORE! Who, if I recall correctly, was f*cking the Zeppo not that long ago. SLUT! SLAYER SLUT!"

Anya and Faith

"Spike, I don't care! You're scaring potential customers away, which means less money! Which means a VENGEFUL ANYA!"

Anya crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes.

"So I suggest you both go inside and calm down before I remove your testicles, Spike. And Faith, I'll have you back in jail before you can blink twice!"

Faith raised an eyebrow.

"What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not make rash decisions."

Spike

"Vampire, ducks," Spike said.

"They'll grow back. Eventually. Sides, Faith the whore probably made a lot of money in prison. Were you someone's bitch, Faithy? Or did you make someone else do the slut work? C*nting whore."

Faith and Anya

"Oh eat me Spike," Faith said. She ignored him and headed back inside, slutting it up on the dance floor. As she does.

Anya gave Spike a withering look.

"If I don't make as much money tonight, you better watch out."

She went inside, muttering something about Andrew needing to grow a pair and sort these things out.

Spike & Vortigern

Spike grinned slightly, and then went back inside.

He slid up beside Vortigern, groping him casually, open handed palm to his lover's groin. Vortigern leaned up and kissed him softly.

"Sorted?"

"If the Demon Vengeance Whore hadn't interuppted, I would have won. Yes, because ANYA IS A WHORE! ORGASM SLUT! Yeah, it's all good."

Anya and Faith

"Oh shut up, Spike," Anya snapped. She turned to Andrew.

"And you, grow a pair."

Faith grinned, and grabbed Spike and pulled him onto the dancefloor.

"You up for a late night annoyance at Anya's and the kids?"

Spike

"Yeah, sounds fine to me, slut," Spike said.

He started dancing with her.

"ANYA THE DEMON WHORE! Annoying her is fun. SHE SLEPT WITH DRACULA, AND THEN HARRIS! SUCH LACK OF F*CKING TASTE!"

Faith and Rebekah

Faith and Spike were dancing in a way that is uncommon among... people who aren't sleeping together.

"I say, the Slayer wannabes need to be on edge. And we should help that situation out a bit. Plus Andrew might pee his pants."

Rebekah looked confused.

"Ugh, I give up."

Spike, Logan, Vortigern & Demetria.

Spike grinned, placing a hand firmly on Faith's ass.

"That would be funny. He annoys me. He's cute, but annoying, like that younger brother I thankfully never had."

Logan just growled, watching them on the dancefloor.

Vortigern chatted with one of the idols, Demetria coming up behind him.

"Not concerned?"

"No, Spike loves me. This is just to mess with people's heads. Which he adores doing."

Faith

Faith grinned as she saw Logan's expression.

"Don't think he's all that happy."

Matt sort of just watched Faith and Spike, looking more than impressed at the see throughness of Faith's pants, then turned his attention to Dem.

Hotness.

Spike, Demetria & Vortigern.

"No, and that's the point, innit?" Spike said.

"Come on, you love the attention, slut."

"Hi, I'm Dem," Demetria said, letting her eyes flick over him.

"I don't think we've actually been introduced besides the general round..."

"I'm going to go talk to Tav, alright?" Vortigern said.

"Yes, go talk to him. Go talk with Bobby, that's funny. He's so drunk."

Faith and Rebekah

"I do indeed. Hmmm, maybe if I piss Logan off something fierce, I'll get roughed up a bit more," Faith said, grinning.

"Matt Chadwick, and you..." Matt smiled at her, blue eyes crinkling slightly.

Rebekah looked up as Millswah sauntered over.

"Come on smell, let's dance."

Bek nodded and kissed Jono's cheek.

"Be back in a sec."

She took Millsy's hand and let herself be led to the dance floor.

Spike, Deemtria & Jonothon

"Ah, dominance games," Spike said, nodding.

"So, who's wearing the pants?"

"What, you want the long version?" Demetria said, smiling.

"Demetria Juno Edgerton-Smythe."

Jonothon nodded slightly, then started to talk with Dicko.

Faith and Rebekah

"I think it's fairly even. Although, seriously dude, if he rips another pair of my leather pants, he's gonna get it," Faith said.

"Two already."

Millsy waltzed Rebekah around the dancefloor, making them look insane.

Dicko nodded at Rebekah.

"Do I need to warn you about hurting her?" he asked Jono.

Spike & Jonothon.

"Awwww, diddums," Spike mocked.

"Losing your street corner clothes. How sad. Especially since you only make five bucks an hour."

"Not planning on do that," Jonothon said.

Faith

"Well, if someone shredded your duster, I highly doubt you'd be impressed," Faith commented.

Dicko nodded.

"Good. Sorry, I just got all fatherly, but Rebekah means a lot to all of us."

Spike & Jonothon.

"No, I wouldn't be," Spike said.

"Got a lot of sentiment. I shag Vort in this coat all the time. Killed a lot of things in it too."

"She does that to yer," Jonothon said.

"Even Logan likes her, and he likes *no one*. I can count the number of people on one hand. Bek, Jubes, Rouge. I think that's it."

Faith and Rebekah

"Exactly. I like my pants. Except for when Buffy tried to imitate me and wear them... which was just unpleasant for all concerned," Faith said, shuddering.

Her shirt slipped down slightly, revealing a large bite mark.

Levi stepped over and Millsy relinquished hold on Rebekah.

Dicko smiled slightly.

"Look, don't tell her, but she's headed up for a record deal."

Spike & Jonothon.

"Yeah, I can imagine," Spike said.

He bent his head and licked over the bite mark.

"Tasty."

They danced near Willow, and he wolfwhistled at the redhead.

"So, Red, how's the mongrel? Hear you two are knocking boots again. Oh, and I didn't get to meet your vampire double, AGAIN! What is this, the frustrate Spike dimension?"

Jonothon looked pleased.

"Well, that's good."

Faith, Levi and Rebekah

"He's heavily into the biting thing..."

Faith shrugged.

"Works for me."

Willow blushed slightly.

"My vampire double? She's... disturbing. Well, I guess you'd like that."

Dicko smiled and watched Levi and Rebekah.

"How's Levi doing over here?"

Spike & Jonothon.

"Yeah, but I bet yer were hot, Red," Spike said, leering at her in his way.

"In leather and all, with all those naughty thoughts."

"Fine, I think," Jonothon said.

"I'm not really much of a sociable person. This is just to make Bek happy. Quite 'appy shut up in me attic wif me guitar."

Faith, Levi and Rebekah

Faith grinned and moved away from Spike, heading over to Logan.

Willow blushed and darted away.

Levi and Rebekah came over, and Rebekah put an arm around Jono's waist.

"Are you harrassing my boyfriend?"

Dicko nodded.

"No, I was judging your dancing with Levi, and I'm disappointed, both of you."

Levi rolled his eyes.

"Do not pull a Holden."

"How dare you sugest such a thing!" Dicko said, looking mock offended.

"Touchdown!"

He grinned in his old man cheeky way.

Levi shook his head.

"You need help."

He left to talk to Cosima.

"Oh, I could never be Holden," Dicko grumbled.

Spike, Logan & Jonothon

Spike grinned, and decided to harass Willow further. He followed her easily.

"So, tell me, Red. How's life working out for you? Still doing the power Wiccan thing and making love spells?"

Logan grabbed Faith and kissed her deeply.

"You know I don't dance?"

Jonothon kissed Bek's cheek affectionately.

"He was doing a Dad thing, but I'm cool wif that."

Faith and Rebekah

"Yeah, I'm getting that."

Faith smiled and kissed him back.

"That's cool, I'm good with you doing other things."

Willow watched Oz intently.

"Life is great. Wicca is going well. And no, no love spells."

Rebekah blushed.

"Why? Why? Dicko is way too protective."

Spike, Logan & Jonothon

Spike grinned at Oz, sticking close to Willow.

"Oh well. Means no crazy vampires with broken bottles will be after ya. Ah, I hope Dru dies. Again. Won't help me with that?"

Logan smiled slightly.

"Want to go back and do some of those other things? I'm sure the kids will be fine."

"Ah, that's just cos yer so bleeding luvverly," Jonothon said, nodding slightly.

Faith, Oz and Rebekah

"Are you hinting something, Wolverine?" Faith teased.

"I'm getting the feeling you want us to be alone."

Oz smiled slightly at Willow.

"I try not to interfere too much," Willow replied.

Rebekah laughed.

"Yeah, I'm sure."

Paulini came over.

"Sorry, I have to steal her away for a photo."

"Huh?"

"An Australian magazine followed us over... I don't know how they found out. Come on, sooner this is done, sooner they go home."

Rebekah nodded and kissed Jono.

"Won't be long."

Spike, Logan, Jonothon & Octavian

"Aww, please?" Spike said.

"The cat's not around to stop you. Oh well, just have to find her meself and snap her second mortal thread."

Logan grinned slightly and bit at her neck gently.

"Mebbe."

"Ok, luv."

Jonothon watched her go, brown eyes strangely gentle.

"Whipped, you're whipped," Octavian said knowledgably.

"And yet yer the one in drag, mate."

"She said she'd turn off my arousal, FOREVER! I'll wear a skirt to make sure that disastrous event doesn't occur."

Faith and Rebekah

Willow shook her head.

Faith laughed and kissed Logan's neck.

"Hmmmm, yeah, why not?"

Rebekah took her place in between Matt and Guy. She put her arms around Paulini's neck, who was kneeling in front of her, and smiled.

Spike & Logan

"OH yeah, white hat, I'm forgetting," Spike said.

He looked at her, one eyebrow raised slightly.

"Of all the Scoobies, yer the only one I even sorta liked. Cos you made me cookies after that whole my will be done fiasco...and then I ruined that by putting the Buffy taste back in my mouth, *volountarily*. What was I *thinking*? Obviously, wasn't. Is Jojo the dogfaced boy treating you alright? Or do I have to get my railroad spikes out?"

Logan bared his fangs in amusement, then pulled her towards the door.

"C'mon."

Rebekah and Faith

Rebekah posed for a few pictures, then while all of the idols were there, Dicko announced the news that Rebekah had scored herself a record deal.

She looked like she was going to pass out.

Faith let herself be led and laughed.

"Down boy, down..."

Jonothon & Logan

Jonothon smiled slightly, then ran his fingers through his hair. He was happy for her, he really was. He gave bek a thumbs up.

"Way ter go, luv!"

Logan pressed her up against the door of his Jeep, hands roaming over her body.

"Thought you'd want me up."

He kissed her, then pulled away to go to the driver's side.

Rebekah and Faith

Rebekah disentangled herself from a hug with Peter and half floated over to Jono.

"Oh my God!"

She kissed him gently.

Willow blushed slightly at Spike.

"Everyone deserves a second chance. I think that was something Buffy never understood. But it was part of the reason Faith and I could get along later, and you and I."

Faith hopped into the car and ran her hand over Logan's crotch.

"Yeah, up is much better."

Jonothon, Spike & Logan

The corners of Jonothon's eyes crinkled in his grin.

"Yer deserve it."

Spike smiled slightly.

"Yeah. And then there's other thing Buffy never had...or if she did, she lost it. A heart."

He looked at her seriously, then tapped the end of her nose with his finger.

"Don't lose that. Makes yer special. Lights you up like a stained glass window, your soul. Makes you even more beautiful then you are."

Logan groaned slightly, then threw the car into drive and got out of his parking spot. He drove towards the mansion.

Rebekah and Faith

Rebekah threw her arms around Jono and hugged him tightly.

"Thank you," she said, smiling broadly.

"It's just so... oh my God."

Willow smiled shyly and looked at the floor.

"Oh Spike."

Faith innocently undid Logan's fly, and slipped her hand inside his pants.

Jonothon, Spike & Logan.

Jonothon hugged her back, nuzzling her neck lightly.

"I'm happy fer yer."

Spike lifted her chin with a finger, oddly gentle.

"Whenever someone compliments ya, ya don't believe them. Now, I'm a snarky bastard, and I'm evil, but I'm not lying now. You're beautiful, Willow, always have been. Would't have killed ya, even back with that stupid love spell thing. Would have killed Harris, he just pisses me off. But you...no, I would have turned you. Kept you. Been my first Childe...working on getting that curse redone so I can keep my boy."

He looked across at Vortigern.

"I don't want a demon with my boy's face. I want my boy."

Logan's fingers clutched at the steering wheel, gritting his teeth.

Rebekah and Faith

Rebekah smiled, tears of happiness sliding down her cheeks.

"It's all so overwhelming. I love you."

Willow smiled slightly.

"I could... I could have a go at it."

Faith chuckled and stroked him gently.

"Mmm, nice night. Not too cold," she said conversationally, her hand moving slightly faster.

Jonothon, Spike & Logan.

"Love you too."

Jonothon brushed her tears off her cheek with his guitar calloused fingers.

"Minds me...Displaced should be giving the Dingoes a spell soon."

Spike grinned.

"Ta muchly, ducks. Knew I liked you."

He glanced upwards at Oz, then leant down to kiss her on the mouth.

"Glad we had this talk. I'm going to go do something evil now...get the niceness out of my system."

He left, boots clunking on the floor as usual.

"Hmm, yeah..." Logan said, eyes slightly glazed.

He drove by instinct, nearly getting in an accident and causing not a few.

Rebekah, Oz and Faith

Rebekah nodded and kissed his cheek.

"Ok, well, I think they've finished. Meanwhile, I'm going to go sit down before I pass out."

Oz didn't make an expression as he saw Willow and Spike, rather just finished the song and lifted the guitar over his head, and hopped off the stage, putting his arms around Willow's waist.

"He's not so bad," Willow said.

"Hmm," Oz replied, non committedly.

Faith chuckled.

"Bit distracted?"

The Displaced, Demetria, Spike & Logan

"Alright."

Jonothon saw her to a lounge, then started grabbing his band members and pushing them towards the stage. Sergei in particular growled at him.

"Byebye, Bobby!" Octavian said, looking at him.

"I'd kiss you, but I don't think I can reach you."

"Hmm, s'pose I should go do my groupie thing," Demetria said.

"The screaming and so on...but I draw the line at knicker throwing."

"Oh, why?" Angelo teased.

"Because it's unhygenic."

Demetria nodded.

Spike cheerfully flipped Oz off, before going to get another drink at the bar.

Logan bared his teeth, just trying to concentrate on driving.

Rebekah, Levi, Bobby, Oz and Faith

Rebekah smiled slightly as Levi came and sat with her, along with the other idols.

Bobby bounced.

"Box!"

Oz rested his head on Willow's shoulder.

Faith pulled her hand back.

"Well, if you're going to be grumpy about it..."

The Displaced & Logan

Jonothon set up his guitar, watching approvingly as Sergei tuned then nodded at him.

"Da, I think we're set," Sergei said.

"Hating you, Bek!" Octavian said clearly, trying to manage the larger bass guitar in the costume she'd put him in.

"What's first?"

"Raincloud tears."

Sergei nodded as Jonothon started to play the opening chords.

"I'm standing here and watching you
Cry those raincloud tears
And I'm sorry, so sorry
That you're crying them for me

I saw you stand there
And I wondered what life would be like
Without you
And decided I didn't want to know

Let me wipe your tears away
Bring an end to this stormy day
Brush away those raincloud tears
Together, we're standing here

And I'm waiting for the sunshine
Seems to follow you around
Bring me out of my nightmare
And now it's nowhere to be found

Let me wipe your tears away
Bring an end to this stormy day
Brush away those raincloud tears
Together, we're standing here..."

Logan glared slightly at Faith.

"Not true."

OOC: 'Raincloud tears' by Jono. Rebekah and Faith

"Do they have representation?" Dicko asked, looking interested.

Rebekah laughed.

"Just a contract whore."

"No, jutht a whore," Dicko said, putting on a gay sounding voice.

"You need help," Lauren commented as she sat on Rebekah's lap.

"Grumpy. Grumpy Logan. Growly. Grrr."

Faith returned her hand to his lap.

The Displaced & Logan

"Honestly, how do women do this?" Octavian said in a disgusted mutter.

He adjusted his skirt again.

Sergei snickered at him, before they started their next song.

"It's another day
I wake up and go out the door
Because it's just another day.
There's blood on the shower floor
And shattered glass near the door
But it's just another day.
Spilled whisky stains the carpet
And I know you didn't mean it
I hide the bruises
Hide the pain
When the people ask, I say
Fell into the door again.
Smile, shrug, and keep on walking,
Because,
It's just another day.

When the coppers come
It's always too late
And I shrug,
Cos damn, it's just another day
Kid crying in his bed upstairs
And I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Oh god, god, I'm sorry
Please..." Sergei whispered into the mike.

"But hey
It's just another day!
So up I get
Out the door I walk
But I always come back, I always do
Because this is what life is
This is what love is
He loves me, I know
Cos he tells me so
As the blood runs down my lip
And the bones break and the bruises form
And it's just another day..."

"Thought you liked that," Logan, well, growled.

OOC: 'Just another day' by Jono Oz and Faith

"They're good," Oz observed to Willow.

"Can I get the hintings of an expression?" she teased.

Faith grinned.

"Hmm, you have a point. A large point. A hard point."

The Displaced & Logan

Jonothon closed his eyes for a second, almost feeling his soul fly with the music pouring out from under his fingers. This, was life.

Sergei drank some water quickly, before they started the next song.

"Been hurt so bad
I'd thought I'd die
But I'm still standing here
I'm still standing, and I'm trying to fly

My wings got broken
Feathers stripped away
My voice is lost to me
An angel stranded below the reach of heaven
Watching God cry

There's a darkness in me
I hope you never see
And I'm trying to break free
And I'm fighting to stand
And I'm spreading my broken wings
And I'm trying to fly

Wings of fractured light
Borne on a hope and a prayer
And I know you've seen me standin here
Feet on the ground, eyes to the sky

No hope I know
But I'm still aiming for the sky
One day, one day I'll fly..."

Logan sucked in a breath, then swerved the car. Behind them, two cars crashed into each other, and then exploded.

OOC: 'Wings' by Jono