10 March 2004 - Home made porn

Written by Tegan and Nessa

Octavian.

Octavian went up to his computer and studied the footage he'd taken of Jono's room. And he had thought Gwen and Mordred shagged like bunnies. This would be perfect.

He did a few computer savvy things and made sure no one could find out it was him who put it on the computers, then set the footage out. It was playing, on all computers, any one that was connected to the school network. If they were, then Jono/Bek porn was showing on the backgrounds.

"Oh, god, Jono! Oh god!" Bek's slightly tinny voice came out of his speakers.

Jubilee closed her internet browser, then fell off her chair laughing.

"HAHAHAHA! Oh, such a good joke! BWHAHAHAHA!"


Bobby

Bobby rubbed his eyes as he closed his browser then started to laugh loudly, causing much attention from his computing class.

"Oh God, go JONO!" he said.


Octavian & Logan.

Octavian went to find Bobby, whistling slightly.

Logan cursed, and rubbed his eyes tiredly.

"How am I meant to get this off the computers? I mean, there are little kids here."

Octavian slid into Bobby's classroom and walked behind his chair.

"Like it? There's a good part coming up."


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"Very nice. But they will kill you if they find out."

Nathan's eyebrows went up in surprise as the movie started playing.

Oh... Rebekah.


Octavian

"No one will be able to find out it's me," Octavian said.

"Well, hopefully not."

Jubilee couldn't stop laughing. Jono was so uptight. This was going to be priceless. She decided to go make him aware of it, so she could watch his face. She just needed a camera first.


Bobby and Rebekah

Bobby chuckled.

"Come on, I'll jig off class. Forge isn't really teaching us anything at the moment."

Rebekah rolled over, one of Jono's jackets around her.

"Hmmm, how long have I been asleep?"


Octavian & Jonothon.

"Yes, I should make plans for my move to Mehico," Octavian said.

"You can come too. We can ogle the girls in the bikinis, and drink tequila."

"Mmm...a bit," Jonothon said, looking up from the homework he was doing at his desk.

His computer, for once, was off.

He looked up as a knock was at his door.

"Come in."

Jubilee stuck her head around the door, keeping the camera out of sight.

"Looked on the computers lately?"

"Not since last night, why?" Jonothon said.

"You might want to."

Jonothon shrugged slightly and turned his computer on. The movie engaged as his computer finished starting up and his eyes widened comically. A schnick! Flash! And Jubilee was out the door, giggling with photo safely taken. Back to the computers to post it on the notice board.


Bobby and Rebekah

"And wear sombreros!" Bobby said, slipping out of class.

"And eat nachos."

Rebekah looked up at the computer and fainted.


Octavian & Jonothon.

They arrived back in Octavian's room and he noticed that it was beeping to say the school noticeboard had been updated. He almost fell over laughing at the photo of Jono.

"Bobby, someone got his picture! Oh, it was Jubes! Go Jubes!"

"Bek, Bek, wake up!"

Jonothon patted her cheeks gently.


Bobby and Rebekah

Bobby laughed and fell back on Octavian's bed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Rebekah's eyes opened slowly.

"Please tell me that was a dream."


Octavian & Jonothon.

"I deserve rewards," Octavian said.

He nodded.

"Lots of orgasms."

"Umm..."


Bobby and Rebekah

And so Bobby proceeded to give Octavian just what he wanted.

Rebekah bit her lip.

"Well... I guess we just ask for the professor's help."


Jonothon

"Yeah."

Jonothon shut off his computer again. How many computers were there in the school? Oh holy buggering f*ck.

When he found out who did this, they were dead.

"Xavier!"

"Yes, Mr Starsmore, I'm aware of the situation," Xavier said.


Rebekah

Rebekah buried her head in her hands.

"Oh God. I'm moving back to France."


Jonothon.

"Yeah, back to Blighty."

Jonothon shook his head.

"I have already taken steps to rectify the situation," Xavier said.


Rebekah

Rebekah jumped slightly as her phone beeped. She went over and found a message from an unknown number, commenting on the video.

"Oh God... shoot me now."


Jonothon.

"I know. But I probably wouldn't die from even that."

Jonothon put his head in his hands.

"I hope they get rid of that soon."


Rebekah and Levi

Rebekah looked up in alarm.

"What if Jay saw it?"

Levi quickly shut off his computer.

Ewwww. Rebekah was like his sister. Ew.

"Uh... Bek, you're um... starring in a movie."

"I know. But thanks for telling me."

"God, that was like seeing your sister naked. God. My eyes."

"Gee thanks. I love you too."

"I know. Do you need me to come up?"

"I'm fine, don't worry. I'll come see you later."

"Ew."


Jonothon.

"God, I hope not," Jonothon said.

"He finds enough stuff to talk about. This just gives him some actual ammo, the arrogant potsmoking idiot."


Rebekah

Rebekah fell silent, hearing a whirring noise, and she looked around.

"I can hear the camera."


Jonothon.

"Good, let's smash it."

Jonothon looked around.

"I could probably work out from the video where the camera is."


Rebekah

Rebekah watched as the computer was switched on and the video started again.

"Ewww, do I really look like that?"


Jonothon.

"You look lovely all the time. This is just a shoddy video."

Jonothon started to work out where the camera was roughly.


Rebekah

Rebekah folded her arms across her chest.

"I'm not leaving this room."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"I don't have a WC. It'd probably get a bit off. Or a shower. Or food, for that matter."

Jonothon stood up and walked over to the wall near his bed, then disabled the camera with a wellplaced kick.

Octavian yelped as static suddenly filled the room, and he hurried to switch off his connection with the camera.

"Well, they found it."


Rebekah and Levi

Rebekah stuck her tongue out at him.

"Don't be logical when I'm angry."

Levi walked past Nathan's room and heard unmistakable sounds.

Oh GROSS!

"Uh, Bek... Nathan's watching the movie. And sounds like he's enjoying it."

"EWWWWWWW!" Rebekah shrieked.


Jonothon.

"Wot?"

Jonothon looked confused.


Rebekah

Rebekah sent what Levi had just said to Jono.

She buried her head in her hands.

"EWWWWWWWWWWW!"


Jonothon.

Jonothon looked slightly sick.

"That's so wrong. Oh god!"

A thought occurred to him.

"Jubes must have seen it as well, that's why she ran up here! God, that's so wrong. She's like my little sister. God, that's just perverted."


Rebekah

"Oh God, that's... oh God..."

Rebekah wrinkled her nose.

"I don't want to hear of people wanking! ARGH!"


Jonothon.

"Yeah."

Jonothon shook his head.

"I vote we move to Puerto Rico."


Rebekah

"Sounds like a good plan."

Rebekah shuddered.

"That's so... ewwwww. I mean, no one looks good when they're doing that, it's just... oh God! No, if Bobby's seen it, we'll never hear the end of it!"


Jonothon.

"Or Tav."

Jonothon shook his head.

"Let's move to Mars."


Rebekah

Rebekah went over and wrapped her arms around Jono's waist.

"Hating life."


Jonothon.

"Yeah, well, that's just normal for me."

Jonothon hugged her gently.

"It'll be alright, luv."

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