7 February 2004 - She got her diploma from a cereal box

Written by Nessa and Tegan

Rebekah

Rebekah knocked tentatively on Chandra's door.

"Come in!"

She opened the door and took a seat in front of Chandra.

"So, I understand that you recently suffered a loss."

"A few, actually," Rebekah said, folding her arms.

"Yes, and this period has been hard for you?"

"No, it's been a freaking picnic, what the hell do you think?"

Rebekah was annoyed of this already. This woman was clearly not fit to be a counsellor. Pointing out the obvious and not even having some of her facts right. Maybe Storm was wrong… it had happened before. This woman was insane.

"Did you want to talk about it?"

Rebekah bit her tongue and refrained herself from yelling `why else would she be in the office?' It wasn't as if she was asking this woman for interior design tips or anything. She was there to talk, but it didn't look like it was going to be a valid option anytime soon. Not unless this woman grew a brain.

"When Ian died -"

"Your boyfriend."

Thanks, madlibs. Just fill in the freaking blanks.

"Yes," Rebekah said, through slightly gritted teeth. "It didn't seem as bad, because in a way, I hadn't lost him, you know?"

"Because you'd always carry a part of him around?"

Apparently this woman didn't know. She had no clue. Maybe the students could chip in and buy her one for Christmas.

"Well, that," Rebekah tried again. "And I had Filipo and Terence around."

She felt her eyes well up with tears again.

"And now they're gone and you feel empty. You're hurt and even a little angry."

Oh give the woman a gold star. She worked one problem out. Sure, Rebekah had to beat her over the head with it a few times, but in the end, Chandra worked it out. Clap, clap. Very well done.

"You feel alone, but you know you're not, right?"

"Maybe. Then there's Jono."

"The new boyfriend."

Jesus, this was like doing a freaking comprehension. Read the fragmented sentence, and then select a phrase from the top to insert.

"Yes, but I don't know if I should -"

"Stop seeing him? Because you want to, because it's easier."

Rebekah raised an eyebrow. This woman was officially scaring her with her stupidity.

"Ah, no. Screw this. It's not working at all."

She resisted the urge to tell Chandra that she clearly got her diploma from the back of a cereal box.

"Thanks for your time," she said half heartedly, walking out.

Rebekah stopped at the stairs and looked up, then took a deep breath. She marched up to Jono's room and threw open the door.

"Ok, I just need to say something, and I will, but you have to be quiet and promise you won't say anything until I'm done, otherwise I'm going to lose my nerve and I'll never say what I came up here to say."

She took a deep breath.

"Firstly, have you noticed how inane that so-called counsellor is? I would rather chew my own arm off than listen to her. It was like talking to a brick wall, except you get more from a brick wall. I mean, I thought, for some reason, that maybe Dawn wasn't completely stupid, because she'd said that Chandra was pretty cool. Well, apparently, I was wrong. That'll teach me to see the good in everyone, because as it turns out, Dawn is a complete fool. Along with Chandra. She made stupid comments, stupid assumptions and attempted to tell me how I felt about my life. Sure, she was right maybe once, about me being angry, but that's not the point. And you know what? I am angry. I'm so pissed off at all of them, Ian, Filipo and Terence, because how dare they leave! How could they?"

Rebekah took another deep breath.

"And then when I get angry at them, I get so upset at myself and guilty, because why should I be mad? How could I be mad? And then you come along, and you're all nice to me, and I don't know how to deal with that, because no one with the exception of Ian maybe, has ever been nice to me for the sole purpose of not wanting anything in return. But then we start getting closer, and suddenly, I'm left with the guilty feeling again, and then I find out what Bobby really thinks of me, and I kinda agree with it!"

She panted slightly.

"But then being with you is really, really nice, and I like it a lot, but I can't help but feel that maybe I shouldn't because there are things happening that shouldn't be, not so soon after everything, because that makes me heartless, and doesn't that cheapen his memory by me acting this way? And I don't want to cheapen it, and I don't want to let go of him, even though I know I have to, otherwise I'll never be ok again, and I'll never be able to move forward with you!"

Rebekah wiped her tears away.

"What I'm basically saying is… I love you, Jonothon Starsmore."


Jonothon.

Jonothon blinked at her, then put his guitar down. He walked over to her carefully, and kissed her gently, hands cupping her face.

"I love you too. I didn't want to say anything cos of everything...I never called Rogue 'luv', you know."


Rebekah

Rebekah kissed him back, tears falling down her face.

"I'm sorry."


Jonothon.

Jonothon pulled back slightly and wiped the tears from her face.

"Don't cry, luv."


Rebekah

Rebekah smiled slightly.

"I didn't mean to scare you yesterday."


Jonothon.

"Well, it was pretty damn scary...there was so much blood, Bek...and your face was so white..."

Jonothon suddenly hugged her tightly, as if to reassure himself that she was still alive.

"Don't do it again."


Rebekah

"I won't..."

Rebekah hugged him back, and kissed him softly.


Jonothon.

"Oh Bek..."

Jonothon kissed her back.

"I could have lost you."


Rebekah

Rebekah put her arms around his neck.

"I'm so sorry."

She ran a hand through his hair.


Jonothon.

"I have been so terrified in my life..."

Jonothon rested his head on her shoulder, scenting her hair.


Rebekah

Rebekah kissed him again.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done it, I was just... I don't know."


Jonothon.

"Please, never do it again."

Jonothon kissed her back gently.

"I love you."


Rebekah

"I love you too."

Rebekah hugged him tightly.

"Can we sit down?"


Jonothon.

"Yeah, yeah..."

Jonothon closed the door and sat down with her on his bed.

"Isn't the counsellor one of the biggest retards you've ever met in your life?"


Rebekah

Rebekah sat back against the pillows.

"Oui, she was just... really, really bad."


Jonothon.

"I 'ave to go see 'er. Pain in the arse. I usually just sit there and ignore her while she rattles on."

Jonothon picked up his guitar again.

"She has problems with the lyrics of my songs."


Rebekah

"She has a problem where she got her diploma from a cereal box," Rebekah replied dryly.

"I mean, she's clearly insane."


Jonothon.

"Yeah, and she's lecturing us on mental stability. She knows f*ck all."

Jonothon played a few chords, thinking.

"You're so blind when you look at me
You only see what you want to see
I've met people like you before
They wound up broken on the floor

My singing from a broken life
You'll never understand
I've been down and up and down again
Something you don't know about me
Is that I survived it all without help
And I don't need yours today

Been up, been down and down again
I need no hand up, take my chances
I'll roll the dice and play the game
I don't need you, and that just burns

You're talking out your arse
You think I don't smell the bullshit you're spouting?
Emotional wounds aren't easy healed
All you're offering is a bandaid solution
I need surgery

Been up, been down and down again
I need no hand up, take my chances
I'll roll the dice and play the game
I don't need you, and that just burns

I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you..."


OOC: 'Don't need you' by Jono Rebekah

Rebekah leaned over and kissed Jono softly.

"Maybe we could send her to live with Dawn!"


Jonothon.

"Brill idea," Jonothon said.

"Antartica is plenty far away. Mars would be better, but Antartica is far enough."


Rebekah

"Because we don't need her here," Rebekah said.

"All she does is talk utter nonsense. I mean, did you get the feeling it was like doing a comprehension?"


Jonothon.

"Why I don't talk to her anymore. I just lie on her couch for my sessions and stare off into space, composing," Jonothon said.

"I'm very good at ignoring random noise."


Rebekah

"I'm not planning on going back."

Rebekah shrugged.

"She makes up problems for me to have. Like I distinctly had the impression she was telling me to break up with you."


Jonothon.

"Yeah, that makes sense."

Jonothon made a noise of contempt.

"Bloody bitch."


Rebekah

Rebekah rubbed at her wrists slightly.

"I think I'll just stick to music for a way out, I think. Which reminds me, I need another guitar."


Jonothon.

"Yeah, ah, heard the smash."

Jonothon winced. That had been a nice guitar.


Rebekah

Rebekah smiled cheepishly.

"Sorry. And sorry for cutting you off. I just... I don't know."


Jonothon.

"You needed to be alone to grieve. At least for a little bit," Jonothon said.

"I break things sometimes. Never a guitar though."


Rebekah

"I put that one down to insanity. I can use my old guitar at the moment, but I'll probably look into getting a Fender, maybe not a Gibson next time."

Rebekah reached over for Jono's hand.

"You met the new guy yet? He's in my dance class."


Jonothon.

"Said hi in passing...he ticks me off for some reason."

Jonothon frowned slightly as he took her hand.


Rebekah

"He's ok, I didn't really talk much to him."

Rebekah shrugged.

"That reminds me, I never got the chance to tell you... I'm uh... dancing lead in the concert coming up."

She blushed slightly.


Jonothon.

"See, I told you you'd be fine," Jonothon said.

"Better then fine. That's fantastic."


Rebekah

Rebekah smiled slowly.

"This means you have to come watch."


Jonothon.

"Mind if I sleep through it?"

Jonothon caught her look.

"Kidding, kidding..."


Rebekah

"That would be mean... although I wouldn't blame you."

Rebekah poked her tongue out at him.

"I'm showing all of my dancing skills off, so my feetsies are going to be sore."


Jonothon.

"I'll give you a footrub after," Jonothon promised.

"Then they won't be so sore."


Rebekah

"Thank you, love. But my toes will be bleeding. It won't be pretty."

Rebekah shrugged.

"Poor me."


Jonothon.

Jonothon thought a sort of 'tsk' noise.

"Suffer for your art. I've played till my fingers bled before..."


Rebekah

Rebekah lifted his hand to her mouth and she kissed his finger tips.

"We're so pathetic... bleeding and suffering for music."


Jonothon.

"Yeah, but it's worth it."

Jonothon smiled.


Rebekah

"Well, I shall let you decide that."

Rebekah pointed her toes gracefully.

"Goodbye unbleeding toes..."


Jonothon.

"If it wasn't worth it, you wouldn't do it," Jonothon said logically.


Rebekah

"That is true. Plus, I look really cute in a tutu."

Rebekah nodded.


Jonothon.

"You look cute in anything," Jonothon said.

He kissed her gently.


Rebekah

"Awww."

Rebekah smiled and kissed him back.

"Well, Ada showed me some of the costumes and... hmmmm, I don't know how I can look cute in a tea towel."


Jonothon.

"You could look very cute in a teatowel," Jonothon said.

"Least, I think so."


Rebekah

Rebekah laughed slightly.

"Well, I don't think I'm ever going to be wearing just a tea towel."


Jonothon.

"Well, no, but if you did, you'd look cute," Jonothon said.

He raised an eyebrow at her.

"Are you doubting me?"


Rebekah

"What if I said yes?"

Rebekah smiled.


Jonothon.

"I'd be very offended," Jonothon said.


Rebekah

"Then, I'm going to go with no. I don't doubt you."

Rebekah leaned her head on his shoulder.


Jonothon.

"Then you will believe me when I say how beautiful you are," Jonothon said.

"Cos ya are."


Rebekah

"Hmmm."

Rebekah kissed his cheek.


Jonothon.

Jonothon turned his head and kissed her properly.

"Don't listen to that bint. She doesn't have a clue in hell what she's talking about. The day she has a clue is the day a paper dog can chase an asbestos cat through hell."

He kissed her again.

"She has a bit of a dog look to her, actually."


Rebekah

"Very bad man."

Rebekah kissed him back.

"Very bad."


Jonothon.

"Why am I bad?" Jonothon protested mildly.

"She's a stupid bitch, plain and simple."


Rebekah

"Oh I don't know. Maybe it's me. I still can't be too rude."

Rebekah shrugged.

"It's a curse."


Jonothon.

"It's just that little thing called a soul I don't have," Jonothon said.

"I wouldn't want you to change, to not care. I love you like you are."


Rebekah

"Oh, you have a soul," Rebekah said, poking him in his side.

"I know these things."


Jonothon.

"I have little patience for idiots," Jonothon said.

"Why the Whining Bitch brigade pisses me off so much."

He ran his fingers gently down the side of her face.


Rebekah

"Hmmm, and if I started bitching and moaning about everything, what would happen to me then?"

Rebekah grinned, her eyes twinkling.


Jonothon.

"I'd probably have to strangle you," Jonothon decided after a moment's thought.

"So...want to go check up on Bobby?"


Rebekah

"What if I moaned in a good way?"

Rebekah stretched her arms up slightly.

"Sure, but if he's with Tav, don't you think we're asking for more trouble than it's worth?"


Jonothon.

"If Hank's around, he's not likely to let it go on for too long," Jonothon said.

"I was just saying cos he's your friend an' all..."


Rebekah

"Yeah, well, if you can put up with him, then I guess it would be a good idea."

Rebekah leaned over and kissed him gently.


Jonothon.

"We don't have to stay long..."

Jonothon put his hands on her hips and kissed her deeply.


Rebekah

"Can you think of anything else in this place to do?"

Rebekah smiled.

"We can go down and rub in the fact that he's bed ridden. And not even in a good way."


Jonothon.

"You're a very bad girl."

Jonothon kissed her neck.

"Loving that. Makes talking interesting."


Rebekah

"Not bad. Lovely, remember?"

Rebekah smiled and slapped his leg playfully.

"Come on."


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon nodded and pulled her to her feet as he stood up.

"Rightio then."

They walked down to the medlabs slowly.

Octavian kissed Bobby gently, hand occupied in his shorts.


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah raised an eyebrow as she took in the scene before her.

"Not interrupting, are we?"

Bobby chuckled as he broke off the kiss with Octavian, moaning softly.

"Course not. Well, yes, actually. Could you come back when - "

"You've come?"

"Jono, it's not nice to teach Bek to talk dirty."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"She knew how before I met her," Jonothon defended himself, looking away from Bobby.

Octavian chuckled slightly as he grazed his fingernails across Bobby's stud.

"Do you like it when she talks dity to you, Jono? Oh god, Jono, harder! Oh yeah, do me like that!"


Rebekah and Bobby

"I really wouldn't be making comments like that, not when I hold the key to your arousal," Rebekah said.

Bobby moaned slightly.

"Sorry... Godddd..."

"Oh Jesus, can you stop?"


Octavian & Jonothon.

"Well, that really wouldn't be polite," Octavian said.

He smiled cheekily as he slid his hand over Bobby's length.

"Not to mention uncomfortable for Bobby. Since he's so very close to coming...least I think so. You could leave for maybe ten minutes and come back."

"You have no shame at all."

"Please. Shame is for people with more morals then a cat in heat. I have none. I f*cked my twin sister for god's sake. Obviously I'm decadantly depraved."


Rebekah and Bobby

"I'd rather not witness this. Let's go... I don't know, stand in the lift for ten minutes," Rebekah said, inching away.

"I'm sure you... oh God... could... do more than... just... stand in... the lift..." Bobby's hands tightened on the sheets.


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Very much in agreement," Jonothon said.

"With Bek not you. I prefer beds."

"This is a bed," Octavian pointed out.

"Yeah, but god, so public!"

Jonothon grabbed Bek's hand and headed off to the lift.

Octavian chuckled wickedly, then slid Bobby's shorts down slightly and took him in his mouth.


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah rubbed her wrists together lightly, the bandages itching.

"Hank is in the next room and they don't care."

Bobby bit his lip and tried to keep himself still.


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Yeah, noticing the not caring," Jonothon said.

"Actually, when you think about...when was the last time he could have got laid? Not many chicks are into blue, fuzzy fur..."

Octavian put his hand on Bobby's unhurt hip as he deepthroated him and swallowed.


Rebekah and Bobby

"Poor Dr McCoy. He's cute. He'd probably shoot me for saying that, but he is," Rebekah said. "Bobby says he reminds him of that guy from Monsters Inc."

Bobby let out a strangled cry as he came.


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Sully? Yeah, I can see the connection," Jonothon said.

"Think they're finished yet?"

Octavian swallowed, then licked Bobby clean.

"Hmm..."

He wiped his mouth carefully, then fixed Bobby's shorts up before sitting back in the chair.


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah closed her eyes.

"Yeah, they've just finished."

Bobby smiled lazily.

"Thank you muchly, Octavian."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Great."

Jonothon made no move to get out of the lift, kissing her gently.

"Not a problem, Bobby," Octavian said.

"I'm going riding with Demetria later...well, horseriding, then stopping out in the woods to ride her but that's not the point."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah kissed him back.

"Oh come on, what if someone tries to use the lift and we're... you know... naked and the like?"

Bobby looked wistful.

"What I wouldn't give to ride Dem again... or Julie, come to think of it."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Any type of machinery can be bollocksed...

Jonothon studied the button bank for a few moments, then hit the emergency stop one, after disconnecting the cable that would send an alarm out.

"There."

He returned to kissing her, hands sliding up her skirt.

"I could possibly video it," Octavian offered.

"If Dem's not adverse. You could watch it on your laptop. Not the same but..."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah laughed into his mouth, sliding a hand down his pants.

"Incorrigible, you know that?"

Bobby grinned.

"Cool."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Yet still better then either one of those two out there..."

Jonothon slid her knickers aside and slid two fingers into her.

Octavian chuckled.

"Home made porn...nothing really beats it."


Rebekah and Bobby

"Oh Goddd..."

Rebekah moaned and kissed him gently.

Bobby nodded and then looked up.

"Can you hear that?"


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon kissed her back while he rubbed over her gently.

"Hmmhmmm," Octavian said, nodding.

"We have corrupted them."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah ran her hand over his length, almost purring.

"So, Rogue's out of his mind then?" Bobby half asked.


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon moaned softly, hips thrusting into her hand faintly.

"Ah god, Bek..."

"I would hope so," Octavian said.

"Demetria's still upset over the thieving cheating lying bastard of a Cajun though. Ahem."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah licked his lip slightly, pushing his pants down.

"Hmmm, you know what we should do when I get out of this bed? Just hang out," Bobby said. "You know, we never really do that. All of us. Everytime we start, we all end up screwing."


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon kissed her, nipping at her lips lightly. He rubbed over her slightly harder.

"Can we help it if we're all just so sexy?" Octavian said halfjokingly.

"But sex is fun...I do see your point, however."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah literally purred this time as she hitched herself up around him.

Bobby chuckled.

"Yeah, we just... plus, I'm kinda curious about Jono and Bek's relationship, but if I ask outright, I'll get hurt. So I'd rather see it in a casual setting."


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon pushed her panties down further, sliding another finger into her.

"I am not a fan of being hurt," Octavian said.

"Unless it's consesnaul...hmm. Anyway. Yes, perhaps movies?"


Rebekah and Bobby

"Oh Godddd..."

Rebekah's head fell back and she moaned, moving her hand faster over him.

Bobby nodded.

"Or even just hiring a bunch of movies and eating until we explode here..."


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon kissed her neck as he rubbed her gently.

"Yes, and then we don't get in trouble for throwing things at the screen and yelling at the actors," Octavian said.

"Least, I tend to do that. And get kicked out. Or get kicked out for having oral sex in the seats. Anyway..."


Rebekah and Bobby

"God!"

Rebekah tightened around his fingers as she came, squeezing his length gently.

"It's all good, really..."

Bobby burst into laughter.

"I think Rebekah came."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Ah god, Bek..."

Jonothon kissed her.

"Well, good for Bek," Octavian said.

"Shows Jono knows how to do things."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah kissed him back, then bent to her knees. She took a tentative lick at his length, then engulfed it.

Bobby nodded.

"Man, it's that whole, you always want what you can't have, thing."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Ah godddddd, Bekkkkk..."

Jonothon closed his eyes slightly.

"Well, had him," Octavian said.

"Bek...hmm. Don't think I actually did do her."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah took him further in her mouth, swallowing slightly.

Bobby grinned.

"I just meant, relationship wise. I like Julie, love even... but Rebekah's the kind of person you marry and have kids with."


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon clamped down even tighter on his mental shields as he came. His hand slapped the side of the lift.

"Oh, yes, marriage that thing," Octavian said.

"Don't talk to me about marriage. I'm happy for anyone who finds love and happiness in it, but I don't think it's for me."


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah swallowed and stood up, licking her licks slightly.

"Well, that was lovely."

Bobby shrugged.

"Mmm, never thought about it for me... but if I wanted to get married and I had to choose now, I'd go with Bek. She's sweet, nice, and she has nice tits."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Hmmhmmmm..."

Jonothon shook his head slightly and fixed his jeans up.

"Should we go back in?"

"And here I thought you were almost completely shallow. You didn't mention her tits until last," Octavian said.

"Very well done."


Rebekah and Bobby

"Might be an idea, yes," Rebekah replied.

She straightened her skirt up then looked at the buttons.

"Um, do you know how to fix what you did?"

Bobby grinned.

"I try, I do."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Oh yeah. No probs."

Jonothon fiddled with the buttons for a moment, then banged it with his fist. The doors pinged, then opened.

"Everything works better if you beat it into submission first."

"I think we've all noticed how hard you do," Octavian said, then looked distracted.


Rebekah and Bobby

"If you plan on treating me the same way you did the lift, then I will just beat you back," Rebekah said, as they walked back out to Bobby and Octavian.

Bobby reached over and held Octavian's hand gently.

"My, my, apparently we weren't the only ones getting busy."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Nah, that only works on machines," JOnothon said.

"Ask any engineer or mechanic. If you hit it with your hand or kick it or something, it usually works."

"Mmmhmm," Octavian said.


Rebekah and Bobby

"Reassuring."

Bobby smiled and wiggled his eyebrows as Nathan hobbled into the room.

"Dr McCoy? Oh... hey Rebekah," he greeted, smiling at her.

"Hi."

"Could you tape my ankle up? I was practicing dancing and... yeah, badness."

"Oh yeah, dancing," Rebekah said thoughtfully, leaning against Jono slightly.

"Yeah, Ada's working out our 'Crazy In Love' thing. She has some costumes... you may want to run, far away. Oh and she wants to know if you came up with any music for your point yet?"

Rebekah sighed.

"No, I'll look into it."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Ask Scott about the principle of hitting things to make them work," Jonothon said.

"He'd know all about it." "I don't think we've met. My name's Octavian, but call me Tav."


Rebekah and Bobby

"Nathan, call me Nash," Nathan replied, holding his hand out to Octavian.

"I avoid talking to Scott at all costs," Rebekah said, nodding. "It just leads to bad feelings."

"I'm Bobby," Bobby interjected. "I broke my pelvis and hip and I'm in a lot of pain. And you're blocking the TV."


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Ignore him, it's really a good idea," JOnothon said.

"Hush, Jono," Octavian said severely, shaking Nathan's hand.

"He's just bitter and angry, ignore him. And Bobby's just Bobby. So, you dance?"

Hank came out of his office and blinked slightly. There were a lot more people then there usually were...

"Ah, hello."

"Hey, Dr McCoy."


Rebekah and Bobby

"Yeah, that's where I met Rebekah, actually," Nathan said, giving Bobby a strange look.

"Hey Dr McCoy, another walking wounded," Rebekah greeted.

"Oh, don't mention walking, because alas, I cannot!" Bobby exclaimed, dramatically bringing his hand up to his forehead.


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Idiot."

Jonothon rolled his eyes.

"What seems to be the problem?" Hank asked Nathan.

"He's hurt his ankle," Octavian informed the doctor.

"I'll be right back..."

Hank disappeared into his office, muttering to himself about his medlabs being hijacked.

"And that's just Dr Hank McCoy. Nice guy, but I don't think he has nearly enough things to do besides work," Octavian said.


Bobby and Rebekah

"Leave me alone! Tav, the bad man is hurting me!"

Bobby heaved a sigh.

"Shhh," Rebekah said. "It would do us all good."

"Oh, I can do you all good."

"Well, Bobby. Do us all well. And no, you can't."


Octavian.

"Oh, he can do me. Over and over."

Octavian grinned.

"He just has to get out of traction first, dammit. So, Nathan. Gay, straight, slightly bent, involved or just out for the sex?"


Rebekah and Bobby

"Oh God," Rebekah said, rolling her eyes.

"No! No traction!" Bobby pouted.

"Slightly bent," Nathan supplied.


Octavian.

"What? My pool of potential f*ck partners just keeps dropping," Octavian said.

"Bobby's in traction, Julie's in a coma and Oz is in a, pause for shudder, relationship. I need to recruit."

He nodded seriously.


Bobby

"I hate my life," Bobby said.

"I see. Well... yeah," Nathan replied, eyeing Jono almost suspiciously.


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon grinned unpleasantly at him before putting his arms around Bek's waist.

Hank came back out with some bandages for Nathan's ankle.

"If you could just sit up on one of the spare beds, I can strap your ankle," he told Nathan.

"Awwww, diddums," Octavian cooed.

"Nash, bottom or top?"

"Why does any chat with you turn to sex?"

"Because it's *such* a fascinating subject, and I'm just goodlooking."


Bobby and Rebekah

"Either is good, I don't really have a preference," Nathan said, hopping up on the bed.

"Will I be right to dance on that next Sunday?"

Rebekah peered at his ankle.

"Nasty. What were you doing?"

"Practising with Odie."

"Ah, explains it then."


Octavian.

"Bottom, usually," Octavian said.

Hank shook his head slightly as he wrapped Nathan's ankle firmly.

"Come and see me before hand. It may be alright, and it may not."


Bobby and Rebekah

"I'm hungry," Bobby said, half to himself. "Why does no one ever smuggle me pizza down here?"

"Because you suck," Rebekah replied.

Nathan nodded.

"I'll do that. Thanks Doc. Oh and Bek? You coming on Sunday?"

"Oh she's coming everyday," Bobby cut in.

"Shut up. And oui, I will."


Octavian.

"You haven't asked for pizza before," Octavian said.

"Maybe if Hank has no objections, I can go order some and we can eat down here."

"Hmm..." Hank said.


Bobby

"Come on, Hank, come on! You know you want to. Pizza and then a desert of twinkies.... come on...." Bobby wheedled, sounding and looking pathetic.


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Anyway, you're obviously fine, so we'll be going..."

Jonothon started to steer Bek towards the lift, kissing her neck gently.

"Yes, go make Bek come a few more times today," Octavian drawled.

Jonothon flipped him the finger.

"Sodding well bite me, Tav. We've got a practice later, gig on in three nights."

"Later, after lunch," Octavian said.

He looked at Hank, who shook his head and chuckled slightly.

"Fine..."

"Pizza!"


Rebekah and Bobby

Nathan nodded at Rebekah.

"See ya, Bek... and Jono."

"Bye guys," Rebekah replied, letting Jono push her to the lift.

"WHOOHOO! Pizza!" Bobby exclaimed. "Thanks!"


Jonothon & Octavian.

"So, Nathan..."

Jonothon turned and looked at her as the doors to the lift closed.

"What's his deal?"

"You're welcome," Hank said dryly.

"Going to join us, Nash?" Octavian asked.


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah shrugged.

"Not sure, but he's an amazing dancer. I met him during the first lesson. He's... well, not the best I've seen, but pretty good."

Bobby smiled widely.

"Um... well, if you'd like me to," Nathan replied.


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Rubs me the wrong way, I'm sure he's a nice guy though," Jonothon said.

"You're welcome to, if you want," Octavian said.

"We're not going to tie you down and forcefeed you pizza...unless you into that kind of thing, which is always a possibility."


Rebekah and Bobby

"Hmm, don't have much of an opinion. I'm more interested in someone else. He's tall, and plays guitar... think his name is Jono. You seen him around?"

Rebekah grinned.

Bobby chuckled.

"I am... do it to me!"


Jonothon & Octavian.

Jonothon kissed her gently as the doors opened and they left the lift.

"I'm not jealous, I'm not."

"Yeah, but we all knew you were twisted beforehand," Octavian said.

"We still need to find out Nathan's kinks. Can I ring outside from down here, Dr McCoy?"

"Yes, use line 3," Hank said, giving both Bobby and Octavian a strange look.

Octavian walked off to order pizza.


Rebekah and Bobby

"You should be, this Jono, he's a good kisser."

Rebekah kissed him back and leaned her forehead against his slightly.

Bobby chuckled.

"Meatlovers! Thin crust!"


Jonothon & Octavian.

"Love you."

JOnothon kissed her again.

"Geez, get a room!" Jubilee commented loudly, then ran away with her friend, both girls giggling loudly.

"Annoying little bint."

Jonothon's tone was more fond then angry.

"How many pizzas do you eat, Hank?" Octavian asked, one hand on the phone and the other on his hip.

"A lot?" Hank said ruefully.

"Order ten. I like anything."

"Nash? Pizza requests?" Octavian asked.


Rebekah and Bobby

Rebekah laughed.

"Love you..."

"Cheese," Nathan replied.

"Boring," Bobby sang.


Octavian.

"Yes, well, not all of us eat many, many things on pizza," Octavian said.

"Probably don't want to eat mine. I like pepperoni with jalapenos. Hmm."

Octavian ordered, then came back and sprawled across one of the empty beds, looking as always very sexy when he did it.

"I got them to deliver. Dem will bring it on down, since I put it in our name."


Bobby

"Ewwwwww, but you're still hot," Bobby said.

"I see," Nathan replied, hopping onto another bed.


Octavian.

"Dem's my twin sister," Octavian explained.

"She's just as hot as me."


Bobby

"And very nice to be inside," Bobby added.

"Oh... have you... slept with everyone?" Nathan asked.

"Almost. Collectively, we probably have."


Octavian.

"Except for people who aren't interested in our gender or otherwise disinclined," Octavian said.

"Or who we aren't interested in. Such as Jean. Or Scott. Cos even thinking about them having sexual relations is bad."

Hank chuckled slightly.


Bobby

"So, Rebekah?" Nathan asked, looking interested.

"Oh man, yeah. But she's a no go zone now. I already had a black eye for that," Bobby said.


Octavian.

"Bek is very hot and very talented in all things she does," Octavian said.

"But I do not have a deathwish in encroaching on snarly lower class Brits territory. Such as Gwen. Or Vort."


Bobby

"Hmmm, Gwen and Rebekah both have fantastic tits. Well, I haven't seen Gwen's actually, but judging from what she wears and how much I have seen, they look fantastic," Bobby said, nodding.

"Oh... I see. Well, I just wondered, coz Rebekah's, yeah... I dance with her and she seems really nice," Nathan replied.


Octavian.

"She is really nice," Octavian said.

"And that's probably the best thing about her. Jono's a lucky guy."

He looked panicked for a moment.

"Dammit, I said something not shallow! My cover is blown! Dammit!"


Bobby

Bobby chuckled.

"Just say she has nice tits."

Nathan looked a little taken aback.


Octavian & Demetria.

"Oh god, that reminds me..." Octavian laughed.

"SHOW US YOUR TITS, BEK!"

Hank just shook his head.

"Why both of you are so intent on presenting this less then flattering image of yoruselves..."

"Because we can and it's fun and we get to have sex a lot?" Octavian said.

"And there you are doing it again..."

"Tavvie...I better get some of this pizza, or I'm going to *hurt* you," Demetria said from behind pizzaboxes as she appeared.

"Oh yeah, whip me harder, baby. Of course you get some, Dem. Nash eats plain cheese just like you," Octavian said.


Bobby

"Hey, I'm Nathan," Nathan said, facing Dem.

"HEY DEM!" Bobby exclaimed. "Man, I haven't seen you in ages. Don't you love me enough to visit me? I love you, you know."


Demetria & Octavian.

Hank took the boxes off Demetria and put them down on a table. Demetria tsked at her top, which was now spotted with grease from the pizzas.

"Tavvie, you owe me a top."

"Fine, Dem, fine..."

"You owe me a lot of stuff now. You keep wrecking my clothes."

She looked up.

"Hi, I'm Dem. And of course I don't love you, Bobby. I only use you for sex. Very good sex, I could add."


Bobby

Bobby shrugged.

"I won't argue. I only use you for sex too."

Nathan nodded.


Demetria & Octavian.

"As long as it's good sex," Demetria said, sitting on one of the beds.

"Since my last excursion into commitment ended SO well..."

She closed her eyes for a moment, hiding her pain behind an expressionless face.

"Yes, but he was a bastard," Octavian said simply.

"And stupid. Cos you're fantastic and I'm not saying that just because you're my sister and I have to."


Bobby

Bobby nodded.

"You are... and before I sound nice, I'll go back to being shallow. You have great tits as well. And a cute little ass."

Nathan raised an eyebrow.


Demetria & Octavian.

Demetria chuckled dryly.

"Heaven forbid you should be anything but a sex obssessed arse."

"Pizza?" Octavian suggested, getting up and opening boxes.


Bobby

"Pizza," Bobby agreed.

"Stupid pelvis."


Octavian & Demetria.

"You're the one who followed me up onto the roof," Octavian pointed out as he handed out pizza.

"And it's his own stupid fault if he fell off?" Demetria suggested, before taking a bite of her pizza.

"Well, I wouldn't have put it so harshly, but yes."

Octavian handed Hank a box, before going to get some of his pizza.


Bobby

"Fine, next time, I'll just not follow."

Bobby nodded.


Demetria & Octavian.

"Far less likely to end up in traction that way," Demetria said.

"He could have had a good reason," Octavian said.

"What, so you two could shag on the roof?"

"And that's not a good reason?"

Octavian pouted.


Bobby

"Would've been exciting," Bobby said, reaching for pizza.


Demetria & Octavian.

"And I'm sure the fall to the ground was wildly exciting until you hit it too," Demetria said dryly.

"Bitch," Octavian murmured.

"Rake," Demetria shot back.

"Sluuuuuut."

"And look who's saying that," Demetria commented dryly.

"Yes, but I'm a slut with style!"


Bobby

"Awww, Demmmmmmm," Bobby said, pouting.

"Don't you like me?"


Demetria & Octavian.

Demetria turned large anime eyes on Bobby.

"Why, Bobby, how can you even think such a thing?"

"Manipulation," Octavian whispered.

"Shush, you. You're ruining the atmosphere."

"This is Demetria's make all males within a 5 metre radius both dizzy with lust but at the same time feel deeply, deeply guilty face," Octavian said to Hank and Nathan.

"And it usually works too."


Bobby

"Because you're mean. And my pelvis hurts."

Bobby frowned.


Demetria & Octavian.

Demetria's eyes got wider.

"I'm so hurt."

"Tears are the next step up," Octavian murmured to Nathan and Hank.


Bobby

"Dem, I'm sorry, you're not mean. But you, Nathan, are again, blocking my TV."

Bobby paused.

"Pelvis hurts."


Demetria & Octavian.

"Awwww, diddums," Demetria said.

"She sounds like you, only in a higher pitch," Hank said to Octavian.

Octavian grinned.

"I know."


Bobby

"So... pizza is yum," Bobby said, nodding.

"I like it."


Octavian & Demetria.

"Indeed," Hank agreed, onto his second box of pizza.

Octavian chuckled.

"Good idea, Bobby."

"One of so few," Demetria sighed.

"Hmm."


Bobby

"I have an idea, now, Dem... but it's not possible with me in traction."

Bobby stuck his tongue out and flicked it around slightly.


Demetria & Octavian.

"Yes, well," Demetria said.

"Ok, your two good ideas are concerned with sex and food."

"Very good topics," Octavian said.


Bobby

"Mmmmmhhmmmmmm," Bobby said, taking another bite of his pizza.


Demetria & Octavian.

They all ate pizza for a while.

"You know what?" Demetria said suddenly.

"Sailor Moon is a whore."

"Excuse me, where did this come from?" Octavian asked.

"Random thoughts. So. Sailor Moon is a whore."


Bobby

"Her voice is annoying, but I'd bed her any day."

Bobby paused.

"Actually, Sailor Mars is freaking hot."


Octavian & Demetria.

"Sailor Jupiter is a lesbian," Octavian said.

"How so?" Demetria asked.

"Actually, I think they're all lesbians. Tuxedo Mask is just feminine enough to be considered a woman," he said.


Bobby

Bobby shook his head.

"Nah, she's not. In the later series, there were actual lesbians. Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus. I think it was Neptune, but I know Uranus was one."

Bobby chuckled.

"Uranus."


Demetria & Octavian.

"Oh, highly mature, Bobby," Demetria said dryly.

Octavian chuckled slightly and ate more pizza.


Bobby

"Yeah."

Bobby grinned and ate some more pizza.

"Bey Blade!"


Demetria & Octavian.

Hank shook his head, eating his way through his third box of pizza.

Demetria leaned over and fliched some of Bobby's pizza.

"I thought you only ate the cheese?" Octavian said.

"I like this too."

She ate the piece she'd stolen.


Bobby

"Hmm, yeah, I picked you as a meat lover, Dem."

Bobby grinned cheekily.


Demetria & Octavian.

"Do me, Bobby. Do me hard. Oh, I forgot, you *can't*."

Demetria ate her pizza.

"Oh, that was mean," Octavian said.


Bobby

Bobby stuck his tongue out at her.

"I won't do you again."


Demetria.

Demetria leant over and kissed him deeply, before going back to her pizza.

"Yes you will."


Bobby

"Hmmm, yeah."

Bobby licked his lips slightly.


Octavian.

Octavian snickered softly.

They finished up the pizza, then Demetria, Octavian and Nathan left. Hank cleaned up and gave Bobby his painkilers, before disappearing into his office again.

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