Liz found it strange that tradition dictated she needed to wear a veil at her bachelor party. but Maria and Isabel insisted, saying that it was a rule. So she had a bit of cheap lace attatched to a headband, just to signify to everyone around that she was the bride-to be. They also forced her into a "Going off the Market" t-shirt.
"Long Island Ice Tea is yummy," Liz said. "I've never drank alcohol before."
"Me neither," Isabel said.
"Yeah, weirdo," Maria said to both Izzy & Jess who were drinking Kero.
"Don't tell Zac," Jess said to Maria.
~*~*~
Max was objecting as Michael poured him yet another Kero.
"Michael, I've already had 2!"
"Drink up man, you're gonna be tied down in two days!"
Julie and Zac
"Never fear, Jessi-dear," Julie grinned. "Your secret's safe with us."
***********
Zac chuckled.
"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die. Or at least you will, in two days. Actually, you're not really going to die, single guys just like to say that. Married men actually live longer than single men, y'know. But a whole decade or two," He nodded.
Jessica
"These drinks are good," Cassie said. "What are they again?"
"Strawberry daquiris," Rach said. "Like a smoothie, with alcohol."
"So," Jess said. "Are you excited?"
"Terrified," Liz said.
~*~*~
"Zac, you're rambling, and I've had more Kero than you," Michael pointed out.
"Now," Kyle said, sauntering over to Zac and several other aliens. "Did I ever tell you about the first time Max got drunk?"
Julie and Zac
Julie squeezed Liz's hand.
"Don't worry. This time next week it'll be all over and you'll be enjoying your Honeymoon," she said.
**********
"I have only had one glass of kero, and that's all I'm having," Zac said. "That's how I got Dee Dee. So I'm just going to play act to get into the rest of the drunken spirit. So ha! Kyle! Tell us about Max being drunk."
Rachel
"So nobody here, other than Julie and I have ever been drunk before?" Rachel asked.
"I have," Maria said, and she and Isabel giggled together. "Stripper time! ! ! !" They turned on the music,and three male strippers entered the room.
~*~*~
"Well, it was not long after Liz was shot and Max healed her. After that, she broke up with me, then she and Max thought it was 'too complicated' to stay together, so she dumped him too."
"I was not dumped!" Max protested, taking another swig of kero.
"You were dumped, get over it. Anyway, Maria entered Liz in a Blind Date contest, so the radio station set Liz up on a Blind Date on Valentine's Day. So I stole a flask of whisky from my dad, and Max and I commisterated. Max, not yet knowing he was a Sem, took a gulp. He was drunk almost instantly."
Max blushed at this retelling, mainly because he didn't really remember it.
"Then, both of us really drunk, decided to break into Liz's room,. and Max graffitied her wall with his finger, and changed all the pictures of Maria to his face with his atom manipulation." Max had his face buried in his hands by now.
"So this is why the great Max nebver drinks?" Jake asked.
"Only tonight," Max said. "It's my Bachelor Party!"
"And on that note," Michael said, disappearing from the room for a minute. He returned wheeling in an enormous cake. The kind that a half-naked girl jumps out of.
Julie
Julie let loose a wolf whistle.
Cassie discreetly turned away. There were something she didn't want to see. At least... not yet...
**********
Marco took a good swig of his drink.
"Wooo Max," he cheered. "Lets hope they cooked the cake before they put the girl in it."
He laughed, thinking of "Adams Family Values".
Jessica
"Don't Worry Cassie," Jess said. "Izzy and I made sure they're to keep their underwear on. They're just gonna dance around in boxers and be silly." she whispered. She personally didn't want ti see it all either.
~*~*~
"Yes," Michael said, rolling his eyes, "I baked the cake before I hired the girl." He turned on some music and a girl popped out and started dancing.
The girl was dancing in a very slutty outfit, and her clothes just seemed to be taking themselves off.
"Bo-ob!" Somebody yelled.
"Sorry," Bob Moffatt said. "Everybody wants her to."
Dave kindly escorted the dancing girl away from all the drunk aliens, and Clint covered Bob's eyes.
"Jerk," Bob said.
"You'll get over it when there aren't so many drunks around." Clint said.
"Probably." Jake in the meantime was trying to think of creative ways to keep Marco from noticing Clint's presence.
Julie
Cassie looked relieved.
"C'mon, take it all off," Julie encouraged.
"That girl in incorrigable," she muttered.
**********
"Hey you!" Marco exclaimed.
Jake's attempts had failed.
"You! Clint! You! You, you, you got my Rachy pregnant!"
Max looked a little confused... he didn't think Marco and Rachel were dating... Nonetheless, Marco was obviously drunk.
Rachel
Rach and Maria started slipping dollar bills into the dancers underwear. After another drink, Liz started to cheer on the dancers as well.
*****
Clint looked confused.
"Rachel's pregnant? Why didn't she tell me? It was one time over the summer, and we were very careful."
"Clint, you're an identical twin, and a triplet, and a Dathrian. She's human. You know the odds, just look at Zac," Dave pointed out.
"Meep?" was all Clint could say. "When is she due?"
Julie and Zac
"Okay," Isabel smirked, sitting next to Cassie, "I can see why Julie and Zac got together."
Julie was currently dancing with the dancers. Cassie giggled.
**********
"Alweady had da babees," Marco said, the slur in his voice indicating exactly how drunk he was, "went to alt... alt... odda world for a year, 'cept 'twas only a few days here and had twins. And now Darf Vader and Critter are seven monthses old."
"Okay," Zac said. "I know that sounds like drunken ramblings, but it's true. I was there. And their names are Anikan and Krit."s
Rachel
Rach laughed, and decided to join them.
~*~*~
Clint just stared. Bob and Dave reacted before Clint and were able to catch him when he fainted. "The perks of a triplet link," Dave said.
"Marco, maybe you should have let Rachel tell him?" Jake suggested meekly.
Julie and Zac
Julie liberally put money into the underwear of the dancers.
**********
"I did tell Rach she needed to tell him," Zac said. "She said she didn't know how to contact him."
Marco spat on the ground.
"You be worse dan 'im," he said pointed to Zac and seeing unaware that Clint had fainted. "You made her 'ave two! Two!"
Then Marco started to cry.
"My Rachy..." he mumbled.
Bob and Dave
Bob was trying really, really hard to not do what Marco wanted him to, since Marco wanted him to hurt Zac & Clint.
"Um, Jake?" Dave suggested, "Maybe you should try and get Marco to bed? Before he does or says things he'd regret if he could remember them tomorrow?"
"Dave, you hurt my brain again," Bob complained, concentrating really hard on Clint's mind, since Clint was unconscious.
Jake and Marco
"Good idea," Jake agreed. "C'mon Marco. I think it's time for us to go."
"Rachy," Marco sniffed. "Rachy doesn't love me Jake. She sleeps with everyone but me and they give her children and they don't really care. But I care and I..."
It was about this point that Marco's rambling were cut off as he slumped to the floor. One of Max's other friends helped Jake carry Marco back to his room.
Clint
Clint soon regained consciousness, and started babbling incoherently at Zac.
"Pregnant? Had babies? alternate dimension? Boys? Was she even going to tell me ever?"
Zac
"She told me she didn't know how to contact you after I had a go at her about not telling you," Zac said.
"What Zac isn't telling you," Michael said with a bit of a smirk. "Is that they went to the alternate universe so that Zac could have a baby of his own - or rather, her own."
Zac poked his tongue out at him.
"Time went faster in that dimension, so yeah," he said.
Dave and Clint
"You were undercover," Dave reminded Clint,
"Oh yeah."
"What should I do? SHould I go talk to her tomorrow, or should I let her come to me?"
Zac
Zac shrugged.
"Maybe you should go talk to her," he said. "The sooner this is sorted out between you two the better."
Clint
"I'll go see her tomorrow," Clint said. And decided not to drink anymore.
Ending as written by Michelle
Despite the whole "Marco getting a bit too drunk for his own good, and Clint finding out about his twin sons" incident, the two parties ran rather well. Neither group got back to bed until late (and a few managed to wake up in the morning with hangovers).