Alice and Moffatts
Alice hummed as the YIRAAAS agents entered her club. "Cat's away, the mice will play. Something's gone wrong with what balance we had. Hey, careful with that!" She said in annoyance.
Darlana Moffat moved up to her and Alice giggled at her. "I've been told you're the...proprieter of this club?"
"Oh yes, cutey. That's me. Welcome to Alice's Rabbit Hole, free hold, free port and neutral ground. Everyone's welcome...even you. Have some Kool-Aid? Absinthe? Smack, crack, pot, LSD, E, uppers, downers, PCP, poppies, meth, beer, wine, liquer...what's your poison?" She snagged a drink from one of the club employees she had travelling around and sipped from it, crystal eyes sparkling.
"Nothing, thank you." Alice just nodded at the agent's refusal.
"Nothing for you three boys either, I would take it?" Alice asked Scott, Clint and David. They shook their heads. She shrugged. "Your loss."
"We need to know what happened here today," Darlana said slowly.
"Oh, ask away! I've told you who it was. And you can see that much. Kit! Darling!" Alice twisted away from them and ran to hug the slim youth with blue and green eyes. "Thank you from me to your clan." She kissed his cheek and he laughed.
"Ist ska Illlsssss rrsssss thhhh." (It was our pleasure to help you.)
"Isssskkk kklll tsss sssrrsss." (Nothing is got for nothing. (Nets with large holes catch no fish.))
David blinked as he tried to understand the demonic language. Why couldn't he understand it? He should be able to understand all human or alien or animal languages...unless they didn't fit into one of those categories.
"Ijsss kiii osss dsss thhhh." (Truly, our pleasure.) Kit tapped her nose in a gesture of affection. "Ysss dfffsss grrss tiii oss dhh. Azz isss dhhh tthhh." (The aliens need to control this one. But we protect our own.)
"Ksss dhhh thh ysss." (Thank you, and may blood flow into the mouths of your clan.) Alice bowed to him and he slowly bowed back. "So, human now?"
"Of course, Alice." He turned to look at the agents, nictating membranes sliding across his eyes. Scott could see his...unusual was a mild word for Kit's skeletal structure. "ISS TYYHH UZZZ ISSKKKK!" He called out, and a group of other people with blue and green hair that looked wet came up to him. "We leave now."
"Good hunting."
"And to you." The group of them bowed to Alice, and she bowed back. Then they disappeared.
"What...where did they go?" Darlana snarled.
Alice shrugged, then clapped her hands. "There are more things in heaven and earth, agent, then are dreamed of in your philosophy. They've gone to Issskaaa(click)kklldaa. You've got what I wanted you to get, so now get out."
"Where is Spook now?" Darlana asked.
"Gone! Vanished into thin air, poof! Just like a magic trick." Alice smiled at them malicously. "Here. Photos and the security tape. Now, get the hell out of my club."
Severely out numbered, the agents left with what Alice had gifted them and smarting over their failure to find anything else.
The Moffats made their report about what had happened.
Alice looked around consideringly. "I think OK might not be too healthy for me for a bit. Max! Run the club for me. I think I'm going on vacation. Somewhere on the East Coast..." Her eyes gleamed with amusement and she packed up some things, and left.