21 September 2003 - Peeing on a stick

Joy and Michelle

Rachel and Jessica

Rachel looked at the EPT again. She couldn't believe it. She went over to Julie's room and grabbed Jess on the way.

"Okay, I'm, like totally screwed," Rachel said as she barged into Julie's room without asking.

"What's wrong?" Jess asked.

"I'm pregnant," Rachel said, sitting down abruptly on the bed. "ANd it's Zac's." Jessi's eyes grew wide.

"Zac, as in my brother Zac?" Rach nodded. "EWWWWWWWWWW!" Jess screeched. "Let me get this straight, you had sex with my brother?" Rachel nodded again.

"EWWWWWWW!" Jess declared. "Just, ew."


Julie

"Yeah, sure you can come in," Julie said blandly.

She closed the door, and then held her hand out to Rachel.

"Welcome to the 'I got pregnant by Zac' Club. As president I would just like to say, Jess wouldn't be saying eww if she knew just how damn good Zac is in bed, but as she's his sister I hope she never finds out because incest is just wrong."


Rachel and Jessica

Jess covered her ears. "I so didn't hear that. Okay, so, are you going to tell him?" Jess asked.

"Well, he already suspects," Rachel said, "Since after we were done, we realized the condom split open," she said, sheepishly.

"Oy," Jess replied. "Okay, somebody needs to sterilize my brother, like, majorly," she said. "Are you going to keep the baby?"

"I think so," Rachel replied. "I've anted kids for so long, ever since they told me I couldn't have any. ANd now that I'm pregnant, there's no way in hell I'd give up my baby. Besides, I don't believe in abortion."

"That's good," Jess replied. "yay, I'm going to be an aunt. Yet again. Okay, I've given up on counting how many girls Zac's impregnated. He so needs to get snipped." Rachel laughed.

"Probably."


Julie

"Mmm... I agree," Julie said. "Then maybe he and I could strike up a friends with benefits relastionship and..."

She trailed off and grinned at Jess.

"Okay, I'll shut up about that now. But in all seriousness, Zac should probably get better control of his nether regions. Well, then Rach. Are congratulations appropriate then?"


Rachel and Jessica

"I guess so," Rachel replied. She sighed. "But here's the $64,000,000 question. How am I going to tell my dad? Or my mom? Or my sisters?" SHe fell backwards onto the bed, and rubbed her tummy. "And how am I going to tell Zac?"

Jess thought this over. "Just call him up and tell him. He can handle it. He's a big boy now," she said, seriously.

"You have no idea how big," Rachel said evilly, winking at Julie. Jess covered her ears again.

"EWEWEWEWEWEWEW!" Jes cried. "Okay, I so did NOT need to know that! Okay, EW! That's my BROTHER you're talking about!"


Julie

Julie giggled.

"He's really good huh? Really, really good. I mean, we would have a really sucky serious relationship because I would just be wanting to jump his bones all the time. Damn sexy piece of manmeat," she grinned. "But Jess is right - on both accounts - his is a big boy. He's had umpteen women tell him that they're pregnant already. And besides, like you said before, an observation about the comdom was already made. He's probably been half expecting you to call him with this news anyway."


Rachel and Jessica

"Okay, I'll just call him. But, um, I think I'll wait a couple of days. Maybe he'll be feeling better by then. This alien flu is kinda scary."

"Hey, you're not at risk for it," Jess said, "I'm like freaking out. Adam jumps every time I sneeze."

"Maybe not, but my baby is, I don't want to lose him or her." Rachel's eyes widened. "Julie, B'Elanna & Tom, they're at risk for the flu. ANd they're so little, that it could NOT be good if they get it."


Julie

"Well, your baby is in the womb," Julie replied. "I don't think he or she will be effected, at least not at this point in time. B'Elanna and Tom on the other hand... I really hope they don't get sick. Although I think I heard that it was only contageous while it was incubating, so if thye haven't got it by now, maybe they won't."


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