Bobby and Ashley O
IceMan: Hey Ashley
Ash: Oh, hey Bobby
IceMan: How are ya?
Ash: Good, good, and you?
IceMan: Good...
Ash: Yeah...
IceMan: So...
Ash: Hmmm
IceMan: This is incredibly awkward, isn't it?
Ash: Sorry?
Ash: Well, we did break up
IceMan: Yeah
Ash: Well, I guess we weren't really that serious, right?
IceMan: Guess not
Ash: Bobby, I'm sorry, that was pretty harsh
IceMan: Doesn't matter
Ash: Hey, look... this doesn't mean we still can't hang out some... I mean, the whole Mary-Kate thing is ok now
IceMan: How is she?
Ash: She's good
IceMan: That's good
IceMan: Ash?
Ash: Yeah?
IceMan: Can I ask you something?
Ash: I assume so, you've done it before ;)
IceMan: Funny
IceMan: Well, there's this girl here
Ash: Oh, it's one of *those* questions
IceMan: Is that ok? It's not gonna be awkward, is it?
Ash: I think we'll survive... shoot, what's up?
IceMan: Well, the girl, let's call her, um... J
Ash: And there's a guy that we'll call B?
IceMan: Good thinking
Ash: Oh I try
IceMan: Ok, well this guy
Ash: B
IceMan: Yes, he kinda thinks he likes J
Ash: Ooooohhhh, Bobby has a crush!
IceMan: No, B does. Not me
Ash: And B stands for what, exactly?
IceMan: Bobby
Ash: Exactly
IceMan: Oh so clever
Ash: See, not all blondes are stupid
IceMan: Yeah, you're the next Einstein
Ash: Do you want my advice, or what?
IceMan: Sorry
IceMan: I'll be good
Ash: Darn tootin. Anyway, if you like her, tell her
IceMan: But uh...
Ash: Oh there's a but coming, isn't there?
Ash: And that sentence was all non sexual, so don't get started
IceMan: Wow, you know me too well
Ash: Unfortunately
IceMan: Awww
Ash: Kidding
Ash: So, what's the but?
IceMan: She... has kids
Ash: Um... how old is she? Are you going for older women again?
IceMan: ...
Ash: How old?
IceMan: She's just a few months older than me
Ash: Oh, I thought you were gonna say years, nevermind
Ash: She has kids? And she's... 18?
IceMan: Yeah
Ash: Fair enough...
IceMan: Well, yeah, that's the complicated bit
Ash: Because you don't want kids?
IceMan: No
Ash: Um... because you don't like kids?
IceMan: No
Ash: Because the kids need new shoes? Come on, Bobby, give me something to go on here
IceMan: Well, I don't know if they need new shoes
Ash: You know, if I was there with you, you would've copped a slap over the head
IceMan: Ah, you remember I like it rough
Ash: *shakes head*
IceMan: Ok, ok seriously now
IceMan: I like her, but I don't know if she likes me
Ash: So ask... duh
IceMan: Yeah, but she has kids to think about as well
Ash: Bobby, just because she's a mother doesn't make her like a mutant who doesn't like people anymore... unless of course she is a mutant who doesn't like people, in which case, I'll shut up
IceMan: Lol, she's human
Ash: Oh ok... well, then my previous statement stands... she's human, Bobby, not a machine. I'm pretty sure she still has feelings and thoughts and emotions even!
IceMan: I'm just not sure
Ash: That she likes you? Then ask her
IceMan: Easy for you to say
Ash: Yeah, because I'm not the one who likes her. In fact, I'm not the one who knows her, so all in all, my life is pretty easy
IceMan: She's just so... you know
Ash: Oh, yeah, totally, pssh
IceMan: I saw her chest
Ash: Excuse me?
IceMan: Yeah, I saw her breast
Ash: Splainy?
IceMan: Oh she was breast feeding
Ash: And you looked?
IceMan: Hey, I'm only human
Ash: No, you're not, you're a mutant...
IceMan: But I'm still a guy
Ash: *shakes head*
Ash: I can't believe you perved on her while she was breast feeding... you're so... bah!
IceMan: I like to think I am too
Ash: Wait, you perved on her, and she's still talking to you?
IceMan: Yep
Ash: Must be love
IceMan: You have to meet her, she's so amazing
Ash: Does she have a name? Or do I have to keep calling her 'J'?
IceMan: Julie
Ash: No, I'm Ashley
IceMan: Her name is Julie
Ash: I know, idiot, I was just trying to stir you up
IceMan: Gee, thanks
Ash: Well shut up. Anyway, she's nice, yeah?
IceMan: Very *wiggles eyebrows*
Ash: Oh dear Lord...
IceMan: You'll have to meet her
Ash: Yeah, introduce the ex to the current love interest
IceMan: Unless she doesn't like me
Ash: We did this part already
IceMan: Sorry, what's new with you?
Ash: Filming a new movie...
They chatted a little while longer, and Bobby logged off, still confused about his feelings for Julie.