16 September 2003 - The Baby, the Perv, and the Maternity Bra

Michelle and Nessa

Julie

Julie was in the cafeteria, enjoying lunch when B'Elanna started crying.

"Aww, what's wrong sweetie? You hungry too?"

And so Julie, being Julie, had absolutely no grips about breastfeeding in public, and went about feeding B'Elanna.


Bobby

Bobby walked into the cafeteria, looking for someone to have lunch with. Well, he could have lunch alone. But that's just... that's not fun.

As he walked in, he spotted Julie.

With her breast out.

He grinned slightly and went over to sit with her.

Just to keep her company, of course.

It had nothing to do with the fact she had her shirt open.

"Hey."


Julie

Julie looked up at him and smiled.

"Hi," she replied.

One hand supported B'Elanna while she ate a bite of her lunch with the other.


Bobby

Bobby grinned again as he sat down next to her.

"So, what's new?"

He tried not to look at her chest.

But he's only human.


Julie

"Mmm... not a huge lot," Julie replied.

She grinned knowing full well where he was staring.

"Same old, same old," she went on. "Homework, fed babies, changed diapers, ate, castrated a pervert, put the babies to bed..."


Bobby

Bobby nodded.

"Just as well I'm a spectator, not a pervert then."

He took another look, knowing that she was probably watching him.

"Nice rack," he teased.


Julie

Julie raised an eyebrow briefly.

"You should see it when there's not a baby in front."

Her eyes twinkles mischeviously.


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"Well, I'm hoping that's an offer."

He lifted his drink to his mouth and took a sip.

"How many classes do you have after lunch?"


Julie

"Of course you do," Julie replied. "You're at your sexual peak."

She adjusted her hold of B'Elanna.

"I have two classes. What about you?"


Bobby

"Ahh, it's great to be at my sexual peak. You have to wait till you're thirty."

Bobby leant back in his chair.

"Um... none actually, which is good, I'm meant to be doing homework. I'm wondering how many times I can put it off and have Rogue save me."


Julie

Julie glanced at B'Elanna, then at Tom, then back at Bobby.

"Considering how well I'm doing so far, thirty is gonna rock."

She grinned.


Bobby

Bobby chuckled.

"Ah, smooth sailing then."

He took a bite of his sandwich and chewed thoughtfully, then swallowed.

"So, I saw your chest, how bout I show you my belly button?"


Julie

"Bobby, you ain't seen nothing yet," Julie replied. "And as for your belly button, well, I suppose that depends on how much you like whipped cream."

"Julie, why are you flirting with him? I mean, really."


Bobby

Bobby pondered.

"Hmmm, well, I like it a lot, but I think the real question is, are you ready to see my belly button? Or do you want to be really daring and..."

He looked around and leaned closer to her.

"See my nipples?"


Julie

Julie chuckled.

"That depends on if you have a nipple ring or not."

She paused thoughtfully, then grinned at him with a glint in her eye.

"I've never seen a Prince Albert before," she said suggestively.


Bobby

"Well, anytime you want to see one, just give me a call, and you never know, you might get lucky."

Bobby paused with a grin on his face.

"And you might see the piercing too."


Julie

Julie looked at him curiously for a moment, then laughed.

"You..."

She shook her head.

"Insane boy."


Bobby

Bobby grinned in satisfaction.

"If I'm insane, what does that make you?"


Julie

"Way too kinky for my own good," Julie replied.

She returned the grin and then looked down at B'Elanna.

"Oh you finished now are you?"

With one hand she adjusted her bra and shirt, while the other supported B'Elanna. She then tended to burping her daughter.


Bobby

"Man, I'd do anything to be a baby again," Bobby grinned, with a suggestive glint in his eyes.

He finished the last bite of his sandwich off, chewed and swallowed.

"So, your plans for tonight involve hanging out and watching movies with me, right?"


Julie

Julie laughed and put B'Elanna down. Tom then demanded her attention.

"Oh why can't you two be hungry at the same time, huh?"

She shook her head and started all over again.

"And as for you Bobby... if you want to be a baby again, that's your perogative. But I'm not sure you really want to be sucking on your mothers boobs."


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"Well, not my mothers, but someone elses..."

He chuckled.

"You know, someone around my age... anyways, moving on..."


Julie

Julie gave him a mock confused look.

"You want to be a baby again... and you want to be breast fed by another baby? Riiiiight."


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"Yeah, could be fun... you wanna be the baby that breast feeds me, baby?"


Julie

Julie laughed.

"Sorry dude. I have my own babies to look after."


Bobby

"Damn, I was so close."

Bobby stuck his tongue out at Julie.

"So I was in history right, and I was about to actually, you know, do some work, you have the cutest laugh, and then I got sent out for talking, which was kinda unfair."


Julie

Julie grinned.

"The question is, were you actually talking?"

She winked and then went on.

"I can think of some better uses for that tongue than catching flies."


Bobby

"Well, I may have been... but it wasn't my fault... I was asked a question, and it's rude to not answer, so I answered, and of course, I got caught."

Bobby grinned.

"Better uses, hey... like... hey Julie, have I shown you how much I love you? No? Oh well, we should change that."

Bobby licked his hand and wiped it on Julie's arm, chuckling.


Julie

Julie looked at her arm, then back at Bobby.

"I understand there's a counsellor on the premesis. I think you should see her. On a professional level that is."


Bobby

"Oh, see but once she'd seen me, she'd fall in love with me. Just like you have."

Bobby grinned.

"I know, I can't blame you. You're only human, after all."


Julie

"Yeah, I know," Julie replied. "But someone has to be at the bottom of the food chain around here. What with all the mutants and aliens..."


Bobby

"Exactly."

A mischievious grin crossed Bobby's face.

"So, if you're at the bottom of the food chain, can I eat you?"


Julie

"I believe we established eariler that B'Elanna and Tom get my milk first," Julie replied coyly.


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"Well, as long as I'm next in line for your... uh... milk."


Julie

"You're going to have a long wait," Julie replied. "Unless you want cow milk out of a bottle."


Bobby

"Cheeky, very cheeky."

Bobby grinned.

"So how are the kiddies today?"


Julie

"This is one of their good days," Julie replied. "Oooh! Look at that! Tom's blending in again... I tell you what, I'm still not used to that yet."


Bobby

"Yeah, that's... whoa, weird," Bobby said, peering at Tom.

"Will you ever get used to it? Well, yes, you probably will. So nevermind."


Julie

Julie grinned.

"I noticed you had to take a closer look," she teased.


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"I like to make sure I'm seeing what I think I'm seeing."

He paused.

"Which is why I had to look closely at your breasts. Because I had to."


Julie

Julie grinned.

"Too good to be true huh? You can look but you can't touch, unless, of course, there's something in it for me."

Her eyes twinkled, wondering if he would get the double meaning.


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"Oh there'll be something in it for you..."

He leant in closer to her.

"That is... if you think you could... handle it."


Julie

Julie's eyes met his.

"I can handle anything you can dish out. The real question is, how long will it take before you run out of ideas?"


Bobby

"Oh my ideas keep coming... mark my words."

Bobby raised an eyebrow as a challenge to Julie.


Julie

Julie was about to reply when Tom decided he had had his fill.

"Yes, Julie, remember what happened in past experience," she thought to herself as she got her clothes and Tom reorganised.

"I'd say that was worth a B," she replied. "And on that note, I'd better get these two back to bed. Again. Nice talking to you."

She stood and put Tom in the pram.


Bobby

Bobby grinned.

"See ya."


Julie

Julie smiled back.

"I'll see you later."

And she left.

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