Isaac and Zac
Later that evening, Isaac and Zac were pitting cars against each other on the playstation. After Zac kicked his butt, Isac put the console down, looked around and then turned to Zac.
"So," he said. "B'Elanna, Tom and now Saku."
"Ike, don't start," Zac groaned.
"Mom might have given up on you, but I haven't. I'm not going to see you run yourself broke just because you can't keep it in your pants."
"Funny."
"Who's trying to be funny?"
Zac didn't answer.
"This is a problem, Zac."
"I'm careful! I'm always careful!"
"It would seem that's not good enough."
"Ike -"
"I'm hoping," Isaac went on, "that having to take care of Saku is going to knock some sense into you."
Zac chewed his lip and glanced where his son was sleeping.
"Because if it doesn't, and Dez's baby doesn't help either, I am going to ask Friday to turn you into a girl, and then get you pregnant."
Zac stared at Isaac.
"You wouldn't dare."
"I would."
"We're in the public eye -"
"That's easy to get around. See, we'll just wait until we're recording a record and do it then. You can be a girl for a year."
"I can't do music as a girl!"
"Sure you can. Sex doesn't determine how her perform."
"It does when singing is involved."
"We'll work around that," Isaac grinned. "And if there are any public appearences that need to be made, we'll have Ash do them. He does pretty good imitations of us."
"You... you..."
"Don't try me Zac. I will."
"No you won't... will you?"
"There's only one way to find out. Don't push it Zac."
"You're cruel."
"Sometimes you have to cruel to be kind."