Joy, Silent Bob and Loki
Jay pushed back from the computer and grinned at Silent Bob. "Dude, she is such a slut. Buuuung!" Silent Bob shrugged and dragged back on his reefer. "Come on." Silent Bob gave him a look that said quite clearly that since he was getting any, dmaned if he was going anywhere. "Dude, I'll bet you she'll do your fat ass to, tubby. She's a total slut. Now, where did you put that spare weed?"
Loki looked up from the bed, where he was sharpening his sword. "I'm coming as well."
"F*CK YOU! I'm finally going to get laid and I'm going to bring your whiney ass along? I don't think so, wings!" Jay went to the door, stuffing ziplock bags of pot in his pocket. Silent Bob shrugged eleqouently at Loki, and left with Jay. Loki scowled, and went back to sharpening his sword. "So, where do you think this computer lab is?" Jay asked Silent Bob. The other man shrugged. "Well, you're a fat load of f*cking good, tubby."
They wandered around for a bit, then finally found a room filled with computers.
"Yo, I'm looking for a girl named Kate!" Jay called out into the room. "Dude, I bet she's a total slut and will at least blow you," he commented to his partner. Silent Bob raised an eyebrow and shrugged.
Kate and Bobby
"You're a f*cking idiot," Kate commented to Bobby.
"And you're a hoebag." Bobby folded his arms.
"Ooh, score one for the ice boy."
"Screw you."
"Maybe later, lover," Kate said, licking her lips. "But right now, I'm waiting for someone."
"In that?" Bobby asked.
Kate looked down at her short black pleated skirt, so tiny it barely covered her butt, her red fishnet stockings, black knee high boots and black leather corset. "What's wrong with it?"
"You look like a slut."
"Thanks, ice boy. Was the look I usually go for."
"Don't you get tired of being hostile?"
"Don't you get tired of being a moron?" Kate shot back. She looked up when she heard someone say her name. "Yeah, Kate, that would be me." She walked over to Jay and Silent Bob.
Jay and Silent Bob
Jay nudged Silent Bob in the ribs, who just rolled his eyes. "Hey Kate, I'm Jay and this is my compatriot, Silent Bob." Silent Bob nodded at her. "Who's the dumb f*ck who can't stop staring? YO! You wanna start something, muthaf*cka?" Jay yelled at Bobby, then turned back to Kate. "So, how much weed do you want? I got some E, even got some smack. How you wanna pay?"
Bobby and Kate
Bobby turned back to his computer screen.
Kate reached down her top and pulled some bills from her bra. She flicked through them. "Hmm, well I want enough to last me a good month. Coz a stoned month is a good month."
She pulled a cigarette from her bra and straighted it out, then shot some fire at it from her finger and lit it up. She tucked some hair behind her ears. "So, you wanna go, I'm getting antsy."
Jay and Silent Bob
"Sounds like a plan, " Jay agreed as he swapped pot for cash. "Better do it in your room, you said you had it free. There's a winged idiot in ours." Silent Bob looked at Jay. "Yes, I know he keeps the f*king wings mantled. Doesn't mean I can't make fun of him anyway." Silent Bob just kept looking at Jay. "You don't happen to remember what happened two years ago, do you? He nearly ended all of f*cking existence. We saved the world and kicked much ass," Jay explained briefly to Kate. "And now this whiny bitch gets all choked up over the dumb shit who tried to end it all. So. Your room?" Silent Bob rolled his eyes.
Kate
"Hell yeah," Kate replied, leading Jay to her room. She opened the door and let him in, then closed it behind them, locking it.
"So, let's get stoned, and let's get laid."
She finished the cigarette and wandered over to the window, flicking it out.
Kate went back and sat on the bed, crossing her legs and watching Jay closely.
Jay
Jay leant against the wall and watched her, before getting one of his many packs of weed out and rolling his own reefer. He thought for a moment, before handing it to her and rolling another one for himself. He lit them both, then stuck his own in his mouth and pulled the sweet smoke deep into his lungs. "So, what's your deal? Why are you here? You don't fit with all the prissy middleschool dipshits who are staying here. For one thing, you're definetly hotter, though the bitch who tried to kill Loki comes close." He chuckled for a moment. "Man, you shoulda seen it! Here's this big dumb angel f*cker with wings and his sword and shit, and some little bitch who doesn't even come up to my shoulder has him running scared! Course, she did some glowy fireball throwing, but f*ck! Loki is the biggest pansy ass. So, you wanna f*ck now?" He looked at her expectantly.
Kate
"I'm here to learn 'control', as baldie puts it."
Kate rlled her eyes at the thought of the Professor and the school and then turned her attention back to Jay.
"Sure. Let's do it."
Jay
"Control. Never found much use for it myself." Jay put out his reefer and then shrugged off his jacket. "Except when it's this type of control." He got a condom from out of his wallet.
Kate
Kate grinned and walked over, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him long and hard. She moved onto kissing his neck, while undoing the back of her shirt.
Jay
Jay grinned, and slid his hands down to her waist. He helped her get rid of her shirt, then her pants. He moved back for a second to drop his own pants while he kissed her. "You are so f*cking hot..." He cupped her breasts for a moment.
Kate
Kate grinned into his mouth and continued kissing him.
And they did it. You know, sex.
Yeah, they've known each other for less than an hour and they're already at it.
Sheesh.
They finished up and Kate reached for another joint.
Jay
Jay rested on his back for a moment. "I didn't scream." He grinned slightly. "I thought you mentioned screaming..."
Kate
"Hmm, we'll have to just keep trying until I get screaming, won't we?"
Kate kissed him and climbed back on top of him.
Jay
"That, uhhh, sounds like a great idea." Jay grinned at her while he placed his hands on her hips. Slut! He was cheering for himself inside his head, and generally jeering at all the people who weren't getting laid.
Kate
Kate grinned back at him.
Hey, he wasn't the best she'd had, but sex was sex.
And so they had sex again.
And again.
And again.
Jay
"That...that was good," Jay commented. He ran a hand idly through her hair, and smiled to himself. "Anyone time you need pot or sex, I'll be glad to give ya a hand."
Kate
Kate kissed him again.
"I'll keep that in mind."
She ran her hands up and down Jay's body.
Jay and Loki
Jay grinned, and began to seriously consider not moving out of the bed ever again, when someone pounded on the door. He leant over Kate to throw his shoe at the door. "F*CK OFF!" He yelled in irritation.
"Jay, get your little stoner ass out here!" Loki said through the door.
"Go f*ck yourself, wings! Oh, I forget, you can't." Jay smirked.
"God only said you had to be able to talk, He didn't say anything about you needing to screw, so if you want to be able to keep engaging in horizontal activity, I suggest you get out here. *Now*."
"Dude, basking in the amazing afterglow here," Jay complained. The sound of ringing steel came clearly through to their ears. "F*ck, I'm coming, I'm coming. Or I was." He grinned again as he climbed out of the bed.
Kate
Kate grinned and rolled herself another joint, lighting it up as Jay got out of the bed. She lay back and puffed on the joint.
"Damn that was fun," she mumbled to herself.
Jay and Loki
"Yeah." Jay flashed a grin at her as he slid his boxers on and then his pants. Another knock thumped on the door. "Keep your feathers on, asshole! I'm getting dressed!" He put his arms through the sleeves of his shirt and slipped it over his head. He jammed his feet into his sneakers and laced them up quickly. "Well, see ya round, Kate." He smiled at her, then winced and hunched his shoulders as Loki pounded on the door again.
"JAY! GET YOUR MISERABLE ASS OUT HERE!"
"Far f*cking out, who would have thought being unable to jerk off would lead to such rage?" Jay commented. He picked his jacket off the floor and unlocked the door, opening it. "F*CK!" He yelped as Loki hauled him out of the barely open door. "MUTHAF*CKA! And you, you usless tubby bitch, why did you tell him?" Silent Bob shrugged.
"I can tell where you are, you useless waste of biomass," Loki growled into Jay's face, before dropping him. Jay dropped lightly onto his feet, then rammed a fist home in the angel's gut. Loki choked for a moment, long enough for Jay to get away.
Kate
Kate grinned and proceeded to get high.
Very, very high.
Life was good.
Jay and Silent BOb
Jay bragged to Silent Bob all the way back to their room, while tossing comments at the silent, fuming Loki every so often. Then they all sat down and got high.
Jay reckoned it had been a very profitable day. He'd got laid, sold some pot, done some pot...yep. A very good day.