IM - Sheldon, Loki, Faith and Friday
Firecracker says:
IC:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
IC:
SurferStud says:
IC:
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
IC:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Yo
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey all
Firecracker says:
hey
SurferStud says:
yo
SurferStud says:
who do we have here?
SurferStud says:
any chicks?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
not me
Firecracker says:
yep
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Me
SurferStud says:
sweet
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey ladies
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
at the moment anyway
SurferStud says:
two
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
hee hee
SurferStud says:
at the moment?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, that sounds like some odd human thing
Firecracker says:
that sounds... weird
SurferStud says:
yes, human
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
hee hee
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey, cut the angel some slack\
SurferStud says:
firecracker, asl?
Firecracker says:
22/f/tulsa
SurferStud says:
hmm... nice
SurferStud says:
i'm coming to tulsa soon
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
aww
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
how sweet
SurferStud says:
i like in OKC
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no idea, male, new jersey
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
now you two can meet up
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i hate new jersey
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
and make wild passionate love to each other
SurferStud says:
i like the sound of that
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*smirk*
SurferStud says:
and that
Firecracker says:
nope, im happy with my boy
SurferStud says:
damn, taken
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
aww
SurferStud says:
if you ever need a night off, call me
Firecracker says:
doubt i will, but i'll keep that in mind
SurferStud says:
who's your boy?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
ha
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
mortals
SurferStud says:
i'll hunt him down
SurferStud says:
hehe
Firecracker says:
zac
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*rolls eyes*
SurferStud says:
zac who?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
why don't you just say "I'm easy and desperate?"
Firecracker says:
hanson
SurferStud says:
*cough*
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
NO!
SurferStud says:
sure
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
this means something because...?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
YOU'RE Faith?
Firecracker says:
yup
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
who the hell are hanson?
SurferStud says:
faith?
Firecracker says:
thats me
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
oh man...
SurferStud says:
dudette!
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I know Julie
SurferStud says:
i remember you!
Firecracker says:
hi
Firecracker says:
ohhh sheldon?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, now you ppl all know each other
SurferStud says:
yeah sweets
Firecracker says:
ahh
SurferStud says:
hang on
Firecracker says:
?
SurferStud says:
who's the other chick?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
yeah, isn't that just so nice?
Firecracker says:
yeah, share share, alls fair
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
yeah, i s'pose
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
name's loki
SurferStud says:
who's the ladder chick?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I'm Friday
SurferStud says:
and are you single?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
former angel of death, now reduced to gaurding two schmucks
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
god i hate them
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
wouldn't you like to know?
SurferStud says:
yeah i would
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
awww
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
the blond one just doesn't shut up!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and considering they were part of me dying last time round...
SurferStud says:
is this loki guy human or what?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
okay then
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no
SurferStud says:
sweet
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'm an angel
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
moody guy to the right
SurferStud says:
wait, friday?
SurferStud says:
human?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
horny guy to the left
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
and Zac's gf straight ahead
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
yeah this is a good day
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i like you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
what's your name again?
Firecracker says:
who?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
ladder chick
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Friday
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
nice name
SurferStud says:
and are you human?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
are you?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
human, alien, mutant or other?
SurferStud says:
do you want me to be?
SurferStud says:
loki, shut up
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
what?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you shut the hell up
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Oh please
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
that is such a pathetic come on
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
swear to god when i get my old job back...
Firecracker says:
sheldon trying to score?
SurferStud says:
not exactly publicized crap you're letting on there
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
i'm human/alien hybrid if you must know
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
so many ppl are gonna die
SurferStud says:
sweet
SurferStud says:
so now we can be open
SurferStud says:
yeah, but they may be dying of other stuff anyway
SurferStud says:
i'm dathrian
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
that's the whole point
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
that's nice for you
SurferStud says:
same as taylor
SurferStud says:
and same power
SurferStud says:
*cough*blondie*cough*
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
aliens came in after i got fired
SurferStud says:
fired from what?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
uh huh
Firecracker says:
hmmm
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
a cannon!
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
hee hee
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, since faith is a slayer
SurferStud says:
friday, what's ur power?
SurferStud says:
if you have one that is
Firecracker says:
and we know this how?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'm guessing she at least knows about the other side of life
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
sex change
SurferStud says:
oook
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you're a warrior for the light
Firecracker says:
i am?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
what about you?
SurferStud says:
i'm staying away from you then
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
ha ha ha
SurferStud says:
i'm fine with my package
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
god keeps track
Firecracker says:
really, i just thought i liked to kill stuff
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, so do i
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
humans mostly
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I think a guy like you is EXACTLY the kind of person I should change
Firecracker says:
been there, tried that, but now im all good
SurferStud says:
nope
SurferStud says:
i'm steering clear of you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
which is why i wonder why exactly i ever listened to bartleby
Firecracker says:
ooh that would be good. change sheldon
SurferStud says:
you do anything to me and you'll never walk outside again
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
lol
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
ha!
SurferStud says:
what?
SurferStud says:
if tay can get away with it, so can i
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Taylor is a girl
SurferStud says:
even though he's a natural girl
SurferStud says:
ha!
SurferStud says:
we agree on something
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
why don't you have sex with her?
SurferStud says:
more of a maphrodite
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
what exactly is sex like, anyway?
SurferStud says:
hermaphrodite
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
angels
Firecracker says:
its nice
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
don't exactly come equipped
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
that's a fine thing comign from you Faith
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
god;'s idea of a joke, i think
Firecracker says:
depends who with though
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I hear you and Zac got it going ONNNN
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, sex is a joke in heaven
SurferStud says:
she wants zac
SurferStud says:
she wants him bad
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you people make the funniest faces mid-coitus
Firecracker says:
yeah i do
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
wait...
SurferStud says:
did you get him the collar?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
angels don't have gender?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
rats
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you ever seen a ken doll?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
that means I can't play games with you either
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
like that
Firecracker says:
yeah i got him a collar
SurferStud says:
now that is sad
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I should change faith
SurferStud says:
no nighttime fun
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i swear, i am so close to killing those two
Firecracker says:
who?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*flexes hands*
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
my charges
Firecracker says:
ohhh
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i knida screwed up
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
maybe then there'd be some hetrosexual fun going on between Faith and
Zac
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*smirk*
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and now, i have to babysit two humans
Firecracker says:
if you change me to a guy, change zac to a girl
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
what a comedown from being the angel of death
Firecracker says:
that'd be so weird... but interesting
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Zac's already a girl
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
sodom and gomarrah? mine
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
that's my work
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
damn, it was fun
Firecracker says:
cool
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
there's an art to raining down sulfur
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
that's nice
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
mass genocide is one of the most exhausting things one can do
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
besides soccer
SurferStud says:
or sex
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and that i wouldn't know about
SurferStud says:
i feel so sorry for you man
Firecracker says:
man, somone needs to get laid
SurferStud says:
honestly
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you in the habit of mass genocide?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, i was
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
a few thousand years ago
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
the hobbies of young people today
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*sigh*
Firecracker says:
hehe
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
then i screwed up and got sentenced to eternity in wisconsin
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
WISCONSIN!
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
sucks to you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
all i did was quit
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and i gave god the middle finger, but let's not go into that
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i was drunk
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
that's the excuse i
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
m sticking to
Firecracker says:
if im not mistaken, we appear to be in the presence of a maverick
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you were rude to god?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
tsk tsk tsk
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
yes
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
oh, shut up
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
it had been a very stressful day
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
why should I?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
You're gonna come after me in the night and kill me?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*smirk*
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you've at least read the bible, i hope?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
oh man...
SurferStud says:
i'm just gonna hide over here...
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
not another one
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
blah, blah..,'and the angel of death came and slayed all the
fiorstborn of Egypt...'
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
that was me
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
oh the one side I have those stupid vampire wannabes
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
vampires?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
and now...
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
that's emily's job
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*shakes head in disgust*
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I'm not gonna be preached at dang it!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i just kill the people god decides should be killed
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
or i did
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
dammit
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you have to belive in this
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you have to believe in that
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I don't wanna hear it!!!!!!!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you know, the whole universe is based on the premise of god being
right
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
true
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I'll decide what I wanna believe in on my own!
Firecracker says:
OOC: ooh australian idol is on in a sec....
Firecracker says:
IC:
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey, i've met god and i still claim to be an aethiest to screw with
the clergy
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
god, i love doing that
SurferStud says:
gtg peeps
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
cya
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
ok
Firecracker says:
okies
SurferStud says:
nice chillin wit yas
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
cya then
Firecracker says:
bye
SurferStud says:
say hi to zac for me, faith
Firecracker says:
will do
SurferStud says:
and through him, hi to tay
Firecracker says:
yup
SurferStud says:
cyas
Firecracker says:
bye
SurferStud says:
OOC: cyas at 7
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
bye
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
OOC: cya!
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
IC:
Firecracker says:
OOC: byeee aimz
SurferStud has left the conversation.
Firecracker says:
IC:
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
so
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
how's the slaying game, slayer?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
good?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
slayer game?
Firecracker says:
stake through the heart, a little sunlight... its like falling off a
log
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
she kills vampires, those things you continue to believe don't exist
Firecracker says:
same old
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
humans
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i can't believe how stupid they all are
Firecracker says:
i dont kill humans... well, anymore
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i mean, c'mon
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
oh man...
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you're both weirdos!
Firecracker says:
yeah
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey, you spend the last thousand or so years in wisconsin, then go to
hell, and then be sentenced to gaurd two stupid assholes you'd rather
kill, and see how weird you'd become
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
no thanks
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I have my own problems
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
like:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
how come I continually get stuck with ppl who believe in vampires?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you humans have it so good and you don't even realise it
Firecracker says:
its not that good what we have
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
he *always*, alwyas forgives you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no, screw that!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
angels, you have any idea how much it *hurts* when we're not with him?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you have the luxury of believing He doesn't exist
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
at least he's talking to me again
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Loki?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
yo?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I think you need therapy
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
badly
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
now you sound like bartleby
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and you know where he is?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
in hell
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Do I look like I care?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I don't even know who the heck he is
Firecracker says:
im with you, friday
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, he's the guy who convinced me to throw my sword
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and then convinced me that walking under this plenary indulgence arch
would mean we could go home
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
except, no
Firecracker says:
OOC: if i dont say much, its coz im watching aussie idol and the
singing is distracting me
Firecracker says:
IC:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
heh...
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
sounds like he gave you bad advice
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
he helped me cut my wings off so i became human, then he slid a knife
into my ribs
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
yes
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
some friebnd, huh?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
bad advice indeed
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*friend
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
oh, and there was the lovely side effect that he forget to mention
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
we would've ended all existence if we'd actually succeded
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
what were you trying to accomplish in the first place?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*raises eyebrow*
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
go home
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
home?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
heaven
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
we were sentenced to stay in wisconsin for the length of human history
Firecracker says:
OOC: ooh man that was harsh... but she wasnt that good i guess
Firecracker says:
IC:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
umm...
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
okay...
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
then wait outside the gates for the rest of eternity
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you humans don't get how lucky you are
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
well, you were stupid
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you can do *anything* and He'll forgive you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
angels?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
pfffft
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
we were created to serve him
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you're given free choice and He made a world for you
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
no one likes a cry baby
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you have no idea
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
now you really sound like bartleby
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
hmph
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I hope you've learned your lesson then
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
couldn't even get drunk afterwards, since god decided after that that
angels couldn't imbibe alcohol
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
metraton was so pissed
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
he's a bit of a lush
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
why do people turn to drinking as a solution?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey, he is the voice of god
Firecracker says:
i dont
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'm not telling him he can't drink
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
god did
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I mean really.
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*snickers*
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
there are far more sensubles was to deal with your problems than
turning to drink
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
wisconsin is like russia, only smaller and not quite so cold
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
the russians invented vodka
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
boring, depressing and f;at
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*flat
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
quit complaining you whiney little baby and go do something useful
with your immortality
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
like help homeless people
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
who the hell wants to help them?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
most of them are sinners on a major scale
Firecracker says:
but not all
Firecracker says:
so help the good ones
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no, not all
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
isn't that why they need help?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey, i kill the bad people
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i don't help them
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
what kind of a angel are you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
angel of death
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
not wanting to save souls
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
SHAME ON YOU!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
girl, you have no idea
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you call me girl now
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*smirk*
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
it's not my job to save the souls
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
so?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
it's my job to do the nasty things
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
yeah, it's your job to play wardon
Firecracker says:
if its not urs, whose job is it?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
like, wipe out cities
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you want to get back into gods good graces, do something useful
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
there's a class of angels who deal with soul saving
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i am!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
guarding two miserable stoners
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
what?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
whining and complaining about your lot in life?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
who if one of them doesn't SHUT THE HELL UP i'm gonna kill him anyway
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
dwelling on the mistakes of the past?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*bangs head repeatedly against the computer screen*
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
do yourself a favour and change your attitudes
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
take a piece of your own advice, kid
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
OOC: Hee hee hee, Day should practice what she preaches, but she
doesn't care what ppl think of her any more
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
IC:
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
if i met you, i'd know every single little nasty secret you have ever
had
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
every sin
Firecracker says:
OOC: awwww man, i feel so sorry for these girls... they're getting
slaughtered by the judgies... and shes crying
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
so?
Firecracker says:
IC:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Do I look like I care?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i could torment you with it
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
everything you hope people never know
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
see?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
This is what I'm saying
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'm an angel, it doesn't mean i'm a nice guy
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
attitude changing
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
most angels aren'y
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
stupid italian artists
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
or maybe they're not nice to you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i blame them for this whole attitude things
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
because you're a bitter, whiny little baby
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*raises an eyebrow*
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'd like to see you deal with hell
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
go experience, then come back and talk to me
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
OOC: they're going to hate each other if they ever meet
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
IC:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I'd like to see you deal with Brady Bunch reruns
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
now i really need a massacre
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
what do you think they do in hell?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
that type of thing is part of the torture
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*snort*
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
People who try to tick me off get the worst of it
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
people who piss me off usually die
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
there's not much worse than being the opposite sex against your will
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
um, angel here? i'm sexless
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
oh but you wouldn't understand that now would you?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
screw you
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
what a shame
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
no thanks
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I like my virginity right where it is
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
ah, but what type?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you said you could be male or female
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
so.
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
and both of them are intact
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
duh
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
mornon
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*moron
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i hope you do something evil so i can kill you
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*sweetly* but you're not the angel of death any more
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you got fired remember?
Firecracker says:
she has a point
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
don't remind me
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
You can't touch me so deal with it!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i have two usless wastes of biomass stinking up the room to remind me
of it
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'll say i thought you were going to kill them
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
well, you brought it on yourself
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and then i'll be covered
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
CYA, always
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
see, issues
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
like they wouldn't know you were lying
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
bad angel
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
*smirk8
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no, bad angels are demons
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
wouldn't that make you a demon?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and i'm an angel
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i still have my wings
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I thought you said they got cut off
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
they did
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
lemme guess
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i was a damed soul for a whiled
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
they grew back
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*damned
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no, god gave them back
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
awww
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
so sweet
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you don't even believe He exists
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you little meatpuppet
Firecracker says:
whoa, lets calm down
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i tend to get ticked off when ppl don't believe in their Creator
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
seeing as how i've met the guy
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
that's nice for you
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
like I said
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I don't like ppl trying to force their beliefs on me
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
beliefs are bad
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I'll believe in what I want to believe in
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
it's ideas that are easier to work with
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
and NOT what someone else wants me to believe
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I've had enough of that
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
do you believe the sky is blue?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
actually
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
the sky isn't blue
Firecracker says:
what does that have to do with the price of fish?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
the sky is all colours
Firecracker says:
its reflected or something
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
ok
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
but it's filtered and what not
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you believe in gravity?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
so we only see it as blue and other variations
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
at least the exostence of it under normal circumstances
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
god is like gravity
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
and here comes another one of those "just because you don't see it
doesn't mean it doesn't exist" arguments
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
just because you don't believe in Him doesn't make him any less there
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you really should be struck by lightning
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
or something
Firecracker says:
thats not nice
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you first
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'm doing my job
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
what?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
tormenting you is just an added bemefit
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*benefit
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Annoying innocent people on the net?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
yeah
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
what's more fun
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
is convincing clregy that god doesn't exist
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*clergy
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
see, now if you ask me
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
that sounds like a demon at work
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
there was this one time at an aiirport
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
see I always thought that angels would support their god
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
but no
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i was pissed off at the time
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you're not
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i was in wisconsin
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
excuses excuses demon-boy
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
azrael was the demon, not me
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I see
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
he even had the little horns to prove it
Firecracker says:
OOC: ummmmm something weird just happened to my computer....
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
a scapegoat?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, no
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
how convientent
Firecracker says:
IC:
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
he's the one who decided to end all existence
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
oh I can imagine that
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
"Say boys, I'm feeling bored. What you say we end all existance,
just for kicks?"
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
no...
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
he sent me and bartleby this little clipping
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
don't get technical with me demon-boy
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
about how this church in new jersey was going to make a gate of
plenary indulgence
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i am not a demon
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i'm an angel
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
as long as god says so, i'm an angel
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
Your actions and attitudes suggest otherwise
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and can i say plenary indulgence is quite possibly the stupidest idea
humans have ever come up with?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
hey, i *serve* god
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
it's what i was created to do
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
doesn't mean i have to like it all the time
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you don;t serve god
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you slave for him
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
true angels serve god
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
their hearts are in it
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
as long as those two miserable sons of bitches are alive, i'm serving
god
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
technacalities
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
go have a good long look on your SN
Firecracker says:
well thats not nice
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
do you mean to say that every human on the face of this earth enjoys
their job?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
you get off on the wrong thing
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
if you'd ever met them, you'd understand
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
if I ever met them
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I'd turn them into girls the moment they got up my nose
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, one of them kinda looks like a girl anyway
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
long blond hair and shit
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
oh I see
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
a Hanson
Firecracker says:
ooohhh good call
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
actually, his name's Jay
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
the fourth Hanson
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
i don't think he even knows what his last name is
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
ha ha ha
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
and he never shuts up
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
it's this constant stream of stupidity
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
the other one doesn't say much
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
OOC: hey guys... I gotta go soon...
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
IC:
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
so get them to role play one day
Firecracker says:
OOC: okies... you gonna come bacckkk?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
tell the quiet one to pretend he's Jay
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
and tell Jay to pretend he's the quiet one
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
he'd havta lose a lot of pounds
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
OOC: I dunno
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
IC:
Firecracker says:
aww
Firecracker says:
IC:
Firecracker says:
anyways im heading off and leaving this argument
Firecracker says:
byeeeeeeeee
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
yeah
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I didn't mean physically
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I meant verbally
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
okay
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I'd better go too
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
bye
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
ok
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
sorta nice taking to you
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*talking
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
ha!
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
what?
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
but then...
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
you got id of a lot of aggression
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
I see
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
congratulations, you just saved these two idiots livrs
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
*lives
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
well, at least IO'm good for soemthing huh?
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
well, it's not much of a use
Why don't you go walk under a ladder? says:
cyas
Killing people is the next best thing to getting laid says:
bye
Firecracker says:
bye