Zac, Julie and Friday
Julie was chatting with Zac online when Friday came on. Figuring this could only be amusing - a Hanson hater talking to a Hanson - she invited Friday in.
AngelicOne: Hi Day!
Thirteen: Yo
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Hey
AngelicOne: Day, this is Zac
AngelicOne: Zac, this is Day
AngelicOne: *giggles*
Thirteen: Ohhhhhh so YOU'RE Zac!
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Have you been talking about me behind my
back Julie?
AngelicOne: Well, you are the father of my child
Thirteen: I thought Zac was the MOTHER of your child
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Julie?
AngelicOne: Yes?
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Does Day know who I am?
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Or have you just been talking
rubbish?
Thirteen: I know exactly who you are
Thirteen: Mwa ha ha ha
AngelicOne: Yes she does
AngelicOne: Suffice to say, she doesn't like Hanson
AngelicOne: She's also a human/dath hybrid
Thirteen: Hanson sucks
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I'm Dath too
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: *groan*
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: You're evil Julie!
AngelicOne: Mwa ha ha!
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I can see our child is going to be an
alien/demon hybrid
Thirteen: Yeah, see, Hanson are aliens
Thirteen: That explains everything
AngelicOne: Lol
AngelicOne: Now now, Day, don't be mean
AngelicOne: Well, not TOO mean
Thirteen: If Zac's the guy he thinks he is, he shouldn't have a problem
dealing with anything I throw at him
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Is that a challenge?
Thirteen: Are you challenging me to challenge you?
AngelicOne: lol
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Are you challenging me to challenge you
to challenge me?
AngelicOne: Okay stop!
Thirteen: Hee hee hee
AngelicOne: Such juvinile behaviour
Thirteen: Julie's practicing being a mother
Thirteen: Poor kid, gonna grow up with two mothers
Thirteen: Imagine the teasing!
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Julie?
AngelicOne: Yes?
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Can I kill her?
AngelicOne: No
Thirteen: Nah nah
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Rats
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: But anyway
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: The girl jokes are old
AngelicOne: Yeah, I'm still with Zac on that one
AngelicOne: Defintely nothing girl-like about him
AngelicOne: At least, not anymore!
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Thanks
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I think
Thirteen: I'll believe it when I don't see it
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: You're not seeing it now
Thirteen: Not seeing anything else either
AngelicOne: Aww, all the fighting
AngelicOne: So cute
Thirteen: Cute?
Thirteen: Riiiiiight
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Julie's just trying to stir up
trouble
AngelicOne: I think that after you're done with Faith, Zac, you and Day
should get together
Thirteen: Don't make me puke
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I'll never be done with Faith
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Hee hee
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Hey!
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I do not provoke puke!
Thirteen: That's what you think
AngelicOne: Actually* I'm with Day on that one Zac
AngelicOne: *cough*morning sickness*cough*
Thirteen: Lol!!
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Shuddup
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: not my fault
Thirteen: Oh yeah?
Thirteen: Then who's is it then?
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I don't know why you're objecting
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: After all, you're the one calling me a
girl
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: And girls can't get pregnant by other
girls
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Ha ha!
AngelicOne: He's got you there Day
Thirteen: I don't know*
Thirteen: I know a way girls can get pregnant by other girls
Thirteen: My power is sex change after all
Thirteen: hee hee
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Really?
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I'm a temperature manipulator
Thirteen: That's nice
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: I think so
AngelicOne: Aww
AngelicOne: Such pleasentness
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: You're a trouble maker Julie
AngelicOne: Yep!
Thirteen: That's the real reason she got pregnant
Thirteen: To cause trouble
AngelicOne: lol
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: lol
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: She did a good job
Thirteen: Hey, I've been meaning to ask
Thirteen: thought up any names yet?
AngelicOne: I such at naming things
AngelicOne: I'm seriously considering naming he/she TWAIN
AngelicOne: (Technology Without An Interesting Name).
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Shouldn't that be BWAIN?
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: B for Baby!
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: ha ha ha
Thirteen: lol
AngelicOne: Hey Day!
Thirteen: what?
AngelicOne: You laughed at one of Zac's jokes!
Thirteen: No I was laughing at your joke
AngelicOne: I was being serious
Thirteen: oops
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Ha ha
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: BWAIN Compaq Williams
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Or maybe BWAIN Hanson :-p
Thirteen: Please, no
Thirteen: Julie don't ever disfigure your child by naming he/she
Hanson
AngelicOne: lol
And so the conversation continued, Zac and Friday fighting all the time and Julie laughing at them and encouraging it.