25 July 2003 - I had no idea that lesbian sex could produce children

Friday and Julie

Thirteen: Hey
AngelicOne: Hey!
AngelicOne: What's new?
Thirteen: Not much
Thirteen: How's the baby?
AngelicOne: Good.
AngelicOne: I can't want until he/she is born tho
AngelicOne: Argh
Thirteen: I can imagine
AngelicOne: Hey, what happened to your journal?

Friday hesitated. Troy had found out about her and told her to take it down.

"Do you want the wrong person to read that? Alien hunters are not merely the subject of TV shows!"

He had informed her of a few other reasons why she should take it down, then she yelled at him for intruding on her privacy and who did he think he was and so on and so forth. Troy stormed out and Friday took down the journal.

After all, he had a point. And she had met some weird people because of it. That vampire girl for a start.

Thirteen: I took it down
AngelicOne: I saw that
Thirteen: I got bored with it
AngelicOne: Oh
AngelicOne: I was enjoying it
Thirteen: Sorry

Julie tapped her fingers. There had to be a way for her to tell Friday that she knew!

AngelicOne: It's okay.
AngelicOne: I would have liked to know how it worked out

Then she got an idea.

AngelicOne: After all it's not everyday someone finds out they're a human/Dathrian hyrbid

Friday stared at the screen. She was sure she never mentioned the name 'Dathrian' in her journal. Which was another thing... that vampire wannabe must have some knowledge of aliens at any rate, she never mentioned Sems at all in her journal.

Thrirteen: Dathrian?
AngelicOne: Isn't that the name of the alien race?
AngelicOne: Or is she a Semirelian (sp?)
AngelicOne: I never spell that right

Friday stared. Her... her... Julie knew? She knew?

Thirteen: I don't recall ever naming her race
AngelicOne: Oh fair enough
AngelicOne: I must be getting mixed up with something else then
Thirteen: Must be
AngelicOne: Real life maybe

Julie chewed her lip nervously. This would be it.

Thirteen: Real life?

Friday didn't know what to say. Was Julie just pulling her leg and trying to make a fool of her, like that RosieRed girl, or did she... did she...

AngelicOne: Yeah, y'know considering I'm carrying an alien baby

Friday groaned. Yep, she was pulling her leg.

AngelicOne: And the fact that my doctor is also a Dath
AngelicOne: And the fact that I'm a YIRAAS member

YIRAAS? There was that word again.

Thirteen: What's YIRAAS?
AngelicOne: The Yes, I'm Really An ALien Society
AngelicOne: I have an honourary membership
AngelicOne: Seeing as I'm having Zac Hanson's child

Zac Hanson? Didn't someone say that Hanson were aliens? The next remark from Julie was a link to the YIRAAS website.

AngelicOne: Check it out if you don't believe me
AngelicOne: Which you probably don't
AngelicOne: I wouldn't blame you
AngelicOne: It's all pretty fantastic

Julie waited nervously. She knew she had taken a huge risk. There was silence from Friday for a long time, and soon Julie thought she had indeed screwed things up. Julie was about to sign off the net, having finished all the other stuff she had meant to do when there was an IM from Friday.

Thirteen: You knew all this time that my journal was true, and you didn't tell me?
AngelicOne: Would you have believed me?
Thirteen: Probably not
Thirteen: But this site is pretty convincing
Thirteen: Even if you are a computer nerd

Julie smiled.

AngelicOne: I was trying to think of a way to tell you I knew for ages!
AngelicOne: I couldn't think of anything
Thirteen: That's okay
Thirteen: Hanson are really aliens?

Julie giggled.

AngelicOne: Yes they are! Zac's a temp manipulator
Thirteen: I can't believe you slept with a Hanson
Thirteen: I had no idea that lesbian sex could produce children
AngelicOne: Ha ha very funny
AngelicOne: If you see a recent pic of Zac there's no way you could mistake him for a girl
AngelicOne: Taylor's the one with that problem
Thirteen: *smirk*
Thirteen: Are you a Dath too?
AngelicOne: No, I'm 100% human

The girls continued chatting. By the time they got off, Friday found herself wondering about RoiseRed. Whoever she was, she obviously did have knowledge on aliens. Started making her wonder if that vampire crap was actually - nah, not a chance. Aliens were at least a believeable subject. Vampires were merely folklore.

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