Isaac
Isaac was looking for Zac. He figured that wherever he was it was probably with Faith. But he didn't know where Faith lived, and Zac's phone was turned off.
So he had to look for him the conventional way, and decided to start at P3.
Chrissy and Madison
Chrissy was leaning over on the bench, chatting to a custome while Madison was actually working and serving drinks. Madison nudged her.
"You know, you could help me out here."
"I could... but where would the fun be in that?" Chrissy giggled, and sighed, then went back to working. She was opening a lid on a drink when she heard a crash near the door. Looking up, she saw someone had dropped their glass.
"Bags not!" Madison grinned and busied herself with pouring a drink.
Chrissy groaned and grabbed the mop and bucket and headed over to clean it up.
Isaac
Great. This was all Isaac needed. A Hanson fan. One who had not only spotted him (dropping her glass in the shock) but who was now proceeding to flirt with him.
In front of a guy who was obviously her boyfriend.
And he was not impressed.
"Yeah, it's nice to meet you," Isaac said. "But I -"
"C'mon, Sally, let's go," the boyfriend insisted.
But Sally ignored him and kept on yammering to Isaac and attepting to put hands... well, let's just say that Isaac suspected she had had a bit much to drink. And if she hadn't, he didn't want to meet her when she had. Isaac used his telekinesis minutely to deflect her hands without making it obvious.
Chrissy
Chrissy was still grumbling as she reached the girl who'd dropped her drink. She glanced up at the guy who was standing there awkwardly trying to get away from her.
"Hey, can you just move for a second?" Chrissy asked the girl, trying to sound polite as she nudged her out of the way. She bent down and picked up the large pieces of glass and wrapped them in some newspaper. She glanced up at the guy standing in front of her.
"Hey, sorry, but can you hold this for a second?" she asked, holding out the newspaper.
Isaac
"Umm, sure," Isaac said, taking the newspaper.
"What the hell? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?" Sally demanded. "Ike is a god! You can't expect him to do menial task like -"
"I think we'd better go," said the boyfriend, grabbing Sally's arm.
Chrissy
Chrissy simply stared at the girl like she was insane, and then ignored her. She moped the floor quickly and then took the newspaper back from Isaac.
"Thanks. I'm Chrissy, by the way." Chrissy extended her hand to shake his.
Isaac
"Isaac," Isaac replied. "Or Ike. Working hard?"
He noted with relief that Sally and her boyfriend were leaving. Thank goodness!
Chrissy
"Working hard or hardly working... one of the two." Chrissy smiled at him.
She gestured at the bucket and mop. "Well, I should put this out the back. If you head on over to the bar, I can get you a drink or something."
Isaac
Isaac grinned.
"Sure."
He walked over to the bar and sat down on one of the stools. While he waited for Chrissy, he looked around to see if he could see Zac (or someone who knew him) anywhere.
Chrissy and Madison
Chrissy headed out into the storeroom to put the stuff away. While she was in there, she found a reminder from Piper to put something away in the kitchen, so she sighed and went over here.
Madison was serving drinks and it had started to slow down slightly when she noticed a guy sitting on a stool.
"Hey, can I help you?"
Isaac
"Hmm, I hope so. I'm looking for my brother. He's dating Faith, whom I believe comes here often?" Isaac hurried on. "His name's Zac. Of course, if you have no idea, that's fine. In either case I'll have a vodka."
Madison
Madison grinned.
"Yeah, it's Faith's night off tonight. She'll probably come in later, and he might come with her. I've seen them here a few times."
Madison flipped out a shot glass and twisted the bottle in her hands before pouring him a drink. She handed it to him.
"There you go, that'll be $3."
Isaac
"Okay, thanks," Isaac said.
He passed her the money and picked up the glass.
"I'm Ike. And you?"
Madison and Chrissy
"Madison." Madison smiled across at him just as Chrissy came back and jumped over the bar.
"Next time, you clean the broken glass," Chrissy said. "Hey, I see you have a drink... well, nevermind me asking if you need one then."
Isaac
Isaac grinned.
"Thanks anyway."
He paused and looked around.
"Busy night?"
Madison and Chrissy
Chrissy nodded. "Sorta... but it's a good night tonight."
Madison grinned at Ike. "A very good night."
Chrissy grinned. "I agree." She poured someone a drink and then turned back to Isaac. "Wait... I think I saw you here before... at someone's engagement party?"
Isaac
Isaac nodded.
"My friends Ash and Mindy," Isaac said. "My brothers and I performed some songs for it too."
Isaac drank his vodka.'
Madison and Chrissy
Madison nodded. "I remember that. Yeah, you guys were good. Oh." Then it dawned on her. She giggled. "Isaac Hanson. Sorry, didn't click."
Chrissy laughed. "Hey, yeah. So, what are you up to tonight?"
Isaac
Isaac laughed.
"It's okay. I'm just looking for Zac. I need to tell him something."
Madison, Chrissy and Faith
Madison nodded and looked towards the door. "Oh... well here's Faith. Oh and Zac."
Chrissy scribbled her name and number on a napkin and passed it over to Isaac, then left quickly to serve some customers on the other side of the bar, in order to avoid awkwardness.
Faith came dancing over to the bar. "Hey Mad, can I get my roster, please?" She glanced over at Ike. "Oh, hey Ike!"
Isaac and Zac
"Hi Faith! Zac!" Isaac said.
"Hi Ike," Zac grinned. "What brings you here?"
"You, actually."
"Oh?"
"We had a break in."
"We did?"
"Yeah. We think it was a fan, or fans. They only took stuff from your room."
"My room?" Zac stared at him with wide eyes. "What they take?"
"Well, your underwear drawer is empty."
"They didn't!"
"They did. As to what else, I'm not sure. You'll have to come home and tell us."
"Man, this sucks!"
"No kidding. Oh, and a warning. When Mom found out she went out to buy you some new underwear."
Zac groaned.
"Say it isn't so."
"Sorry dude. If I did I would be lying."
"Does the word 'nightmare' mean anything to you?"
Isaac laughed.
Faith and Madison
Faith giggled and raised an eyebrow. "Aw, no underwear? Well you know, that's not such a bad thing."
Madison grinned as she handed Faith the roster. Faith glanced at it then handed it back. "Can I get the Slayer Special?" Faith asked cheekily.
"Ohhhh but I hate making it."
"Tough." Faith stuck her tongue out and grinned triumphantly when Madison handed her the drink. "Thank you."
Madison rolled her eyes and laughed. "Zac, Ike, can I get you anything... not too difficult?"
Isaac and Zac
"I think I need something with a high kero content after that news," Zac commented with a groan.
"Be careful," Isaac teased. "You wouldn't want to make a mess of the last pair of underwear you have at the moment."
"Shove it up your arse."
"No, I think you need it more than I do."
"Very funny."
"I know."
"Hey what's that?"
"What's what?"
"That! Oooh, Ike, you picking up chicks are we?"
Isaac's only response was to put the napkin into his pocket. Zac smirked.
Faith and Madison
Faith wrapped her arms around Zac's neck. "Don't pick on your brother, even though you're taller than him, he's still older."
Madison looked over at Chrissy in confusion. "Oooh, that's why she ran off." She grinned and poured Zac a drink under the bar. She lifted the cup up and handed it to her. Faith tossed her some money across the bar to cover her drink and Zac's.
Isaac and Zac
Zac sculled the drink and then put the glass back on the bar with a satisfying thump.
"Another?" he asked.
"Mom'll kill you if you come home drunk," Isaac warned.
"Two glasses ain't gonna -"
"I'm just getting in first."
"Hmm... I suppose your right," Zac replied with a sigh. "All my underwear?"
"All of it. Unless you had some in the laundry."
"This sucks."
Faith, Madison and Chrissy
Faith giggled again. "Sorry, but it is kind of funny. Well, not from where you're standing I spose. So, Ike, you gonna call Chrissy?"
Chrissy turned around. "I heard my name, what did I do?"
Madison grinned. "Nothing. Nothing at all."
Isaac and Zac
"I'd like to see how you'd like it if someone stole all your underwear," Zac muttered. "But then, you probably don't wear it all that often anyway. By the time you notice it's gone, the thief could have gone around the world three times."
Isaac chuckled.
"Am I gonna call Chrissy?" Isaac repeated. "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Faith and Madison
Faith grinned as she ran a hand through Zac's hair. "I think you'd know about my underwear habits. And snarky are we? You wanna be spending a lot of nights alone... cold... unloved?"
Madison giggled and scribbled her name and number down on a napkin. She handed it to Ike. "Here, now you have a slection, so to speak."
Isaac and Zac
Zac raised an eyebrow.
"You'll be alone, cold and unloved yourself," he considered that. "No, scratch that. Alone and cold yes, but never unloved."
"Aww," Isaac teased, slipping the second napkin in his pocket.
"That's rich, coming from you," Zac said to him. "Two chicks in one night. Go Ike."
"Go where?"
"See, there you go with the stupid jokes again. No wonder you have so many problems with women."
"This coming from you."
Faith and Madison
Faith cleared her throat. "Zac has no trouble with women." She put her arms around his waist. "And you'll never be unloved either."
She wiggled her eyebrows at Ike. "Ooh, Ike has two potential love interests. Ooh."
Madison playfully slapped Faith's arm. "Oh shoosh you."
Isaac and Zac
"That's my point," Isaac said. "Zac's jokes are far worse and abundant than mine, and look at where his love - err, sex life is. One ex-girlfriend pregnant and a steady girlfriend."
"You're just jealous."
"No, I'm not. I'd rather have children with the one woman - my wife."
"Aww. And is this wife of yours going to be Chrissy or Madison?"
Isaac poked his tongue out at him.
"I'm sure Madison has a better use for that in mind."
Faith, Madison and Chrissy
Faith grinned. "I'd like to point out that Zac and I don't always had sex. We've had a few nights where we didn't do it. So, ha!"
Madison looked at Zac in pretend confusion. "What would I want to do with Ike's tongue, Zac?"
Chrissy came back over to them and pointed. "Drink spillage. And this time, I bags not!" She grinned happily as Madison grudgingly headed over to the table to wipe the drink up. "So what did I miss? Any exciting topics of conversation?"
Faith shrugged. "Well, Ike's status as a stud was raised and sorta discussed. But other than that, nothing life changing."
Isaac and Zac
"Ike's a stud," Zac teased. "Ikey-poos the stud muffin!"
"Zac, don't say that. It's disturbing."
Zac chuckled.
Chrissy and Faith
Chrissy grinned. "Stud muffin indeed."
Faith giggled. "Ooh, love tingles. I can sense love tingles. Or maybe it's just I need to sneeze. Either way..."
Chrissy threw a cloth at Faith. "You working?"
"Tomorrow night. But unlike some people, I will be serving drinks instead of giving out my phone number."
Isaac and Zac
"Oooh, and Faith makes a low blow," Isaac said with a grin.
"If you think that's a low blow," Zac began cheekily. "No, no, I won't say that."
"Good. Because I have a feeling it was dirty and there are just some things you don't want to know. Especially about your little brother."
Chrissy and Faith
"Little? Hardly..." Faith grinned and hopped up and sat on the bar.
Chrissy shuddered. "Now there's something I don't wanna hear about. Zac and his... his anything."
"You love it."
"Bite me."
"No thanks. I only bite... nevermind."
"Oh god, please stop. Yuck, it's... it's something I don't wanna know about. You and Zac."
"Getting wriggly?"
"Oh stop..."
"Would you rather hear about Ike? I can't help you with that one though..."
"Stop."
"Make me."
Isaac and Zac
"I have to say, I'm relieved you can't tell Chrissy about Ike," Zac commented.
"I'm with Zac on that one," Isaac agreed. "And on that note, can we change the subject? Please?"
"Yeah, I think we should talk about... cows."
"Cows, cows everywhere," Isaac started singing.
Zac joined in.
"Cows, cows everywhere. Cows are all around me!"
Faith and Chrissy
"Righty... changing the subject to... well I'm stumped." Faith frowned and rested her chin in her hands.
Chrissy grinned and flicked Faith with the cloth.
Faith turned around and stared at her. "Oh, treading on dangerous grounds, woman. I'm working with you tomorrow, so you should watch out."
"Oh, I'm scared. You don't even have your strength back yet."
Faith frowned. "That's true but that means... I can't be the one lifting heavy boxes with my pitiful lack of strength." She grinned, her eyes twinkling in triumph.
"But I... oh. Damn. You win." Chrissy held her hands up in protest and Faith clapped.
"Yeah, I rock."
"What are you, like ten?"
"Yeps."
Isaac and Zac
"Really?" asked Isaac. "And here we were thinking you were the cradle robber, when it's really Zac. Or is Zac five?"
Zac laughed.
"Ike's created his own paradox! He doesn't know the answer to his own question!"
"And neither do you."
Faith, Chrissy and Madison
Chrissy giggled. "Pretty experienced ten year old, Faith, with all the things you get up to."
Faith covered her ears. "Nope, my innocent ten year old ears will not hear this!"
Madison came back twirling the cloth back in her hands. She grinned at what she was seeing. "I assume something strange happened to cause Faith to block her ears."
Faith grinned and uncovered them again. "Chrissy was trying to taint my innocence. And she was cracking onto Ike."
Isaac and Zac
Isaac rasied an eyebrow.
"If you're innocent, Faith, then somebody lied. And it makes me wonder just who Zac has been shagging all this time."
"You're just trying to stop us discussing how much of a stud you are," Zac grinned.
"I'm surprised you care."
"I'm your brother. Why wouldn't I?"
Isaac gave him a long look.
"The only reason why you don't have a problem with it, is because you know that I have standards that dictate that I will never have a girlfriend who will discuss the... stuff that Faith likes to share about you that no one really needs to hear."
Faith, Madison and Chrissy
"Shagging? Me? Innocent." Faith grinned and stuck her tongue out. "Maybe not, but hey... and come on, Ike, admit it, you hit the jackpot tonight. Two phone numbers that we've seen, who knows how many more you may have received tonight."
Madison poured someone a drink and then turned back to the conversation. "You know, I'm agreeing with Ike - "
"There's a big surprise," Faith cut in.
Madison shot her a look. " - when he says that Faith shares details about Zac that no one needs to hear. It's just... it's not that you're not a nice guy, Zac, I'm sure you are, it's just... not cricket."
Faith nodded. "I agree. It's more like water polo."
"Huh?"
"Huh?" Faith giggled.
Isaac and Zac
"I don't understand why no one wants to hear about my sexual activites," Zac said. "I think they're rather facsinating."
"That's because you have issues. Watch out Faith, he may try a video recording sometime."
"I would not!" Zac objected. "That would be a poor substitue for the real thing. Besides, imagine what would happen if some teenie broke into my room and stole my stuff? Oh wait, that did happen. Good thing I don't have any video eveidence, huh? I mean, considering I'm technically underage..."
"Oooh, now there's a point..." Isaac said, his eyes glittering. "You guys are so illigal."
Chrissy, Madison and Faith
Faith grinned. "I'm naughty, corrupting young males. Although, I wasn't the one corrupting Zac, he did that himself. I just... I just helped him along."
Madison grinned. "I should have you arrested, Faith."
Faith waved her off. "Been there and done that, remember?"
Chrissy giggled and chimed in. "Yeah, but not for seducing minors."
"Would you visit her in jail, Zac?" Madison asked cheekily.
Zac and Isaac
"Yes, I would," Zac replied.
"Actually, you probably shouldn't have her arrested. Our fans being who they are, it would definitely get out. And that would be the next scandal. Not quite what we need after Tay's stalker being pregnant," Isaac pointed out.
"You are such a fun spoiler."
"Fun spoiler? You know, there's no way you could have sex with Faith if she's in jail."
"Yeah, but I would have fun trying. Kinkiness!"
"Oh gosh... just what was the kero content in his drink, Madison?"
Madison and Faith
Faith grinned and hugged Zac. "Aww. It must be love."
Madison thought for a second. "Kero content... too much obviously. Can I get you guys anything else while I'm working."
"I know what you'd like to give - "
Madison clamped her hand over Faith's mouth. "Mmmph, mpph."
"Ha!"
"Spoil my fun."
Isaac and Zac
"I'll have a -" Zac began.
"Oh, no you won't," Isaac interupted. "You've had way too much already. Of kero and women."
"Well, alcohol and men are such a poor substitute."
"Zac..." Isaac sighed and shook his head. "I think it's about time we had you committed."
Zac grinned.
Madison, Chrissy and Faith
Chrissy grinned. She glanced at her watch and turned to Madison. People were starting to leave, and things were slowing down, so she started to wipe up some glasses. Madison did the same.
"Wanna give us a hand, Faith?" Chrissy asked.
"Not really, seeing as I'll be doing it tomorrow," Faith replied.
"Ooh, you're so - "
"Wonderful, lovely, considerate, beautiful?"
"None of the above."
"Aww."
Isaac and Zac
"Aww, I think you're all those things and more," Zac told Faith, kissing her cheek.
"Aww, how sweet," Isaac grinned.
"You're just jealous."
"Of what?"
"That I have a girlfriend and you don't."
Isaac's grin grew wider.
"Maybe not, but I have a couple of phone numbers in my pocket. I think you're jealous that, being single I can call those numbers and not get accused of cheating."
Madison, Chrissy and Faith
"Aww, thanks baby, I think you're all of those things and more too." Faith kissed Zac back and played with his hair.
Madison wiped the bar just as everyone had left, so the place was virtually empty except for the two Hansons, Madison, Chrissy and Faith.
"Hey, private party," Chrissy joked.
Isaac and Zac
"Orgy!" Zac shouted.
Isaac stared at him.
"Okay, I don't know him," he said, stepping away.
"I was just joking," Zac grinned. "Maybe."
"Uh huh. Suuuuure."
Chrissy, Madison and Faith
Faith grinned. "I don't wanna share you..." She trailed off into the distance.
Chrissy waved her hand in front of Faith's face. "No, I think we lost contact. Zac, this is your fault for saying orgy. She's got sexual thoughts of you in her head... even more."
Madison clicked at her ears. "This is actually kinda fun."
"There could be some kind of oil involved." Faith blinked. "Sorry, I said that out loud, didn't I?"
Isaac and Zac
"Ooooooh, I like the sound of that," Zac said, his eyes glittering. "Can we try that tonight?"
"No," Isaac cut in. "You have to do an intinery of your room, remember?"
Zac sighed dejectedly.
"Fine, fine. Such a disappointment."
Faith and Madison
Faith grinned cheekily. "Well... I can still orb. Anyway, there's always tomorrow, the next night, the next night..."
"And we've lost her again." Madison giggled.
Isaac and Zac
Isaac shook his head.
"Those two deserve each other."
"Aww, thank you," Zac grinned, wrapping his arm around Faith's waist.'
"They both have issues."
Faith, Chrissy and Madison
Faith smiled and kissed the top of Zac's head.
Chrissy nodded. "They have severe issues."
Madison poured herself a drink and hoisted herself on the bar. "Anyone want anything?"
Zac and Isaac
"Mmm... Faith... that's all I want..." Zac said, before kissing her passionately on the lips.
"I don't think they'll ever give up," Isaac resigned.
Zac was too busy to reply.
Faith, Madison and Chrissy
Faith giggled into Zac's mouth and kissed him back. She wrapped her arms around his neck.
Madison rolled her eyes at the display. "So, moving along..."
Chrissy nodded. "Mmmhmm, let's try and keep the conversation very clean around them."
Zac and Isaac
"Right," Isaac agreed. "So... how long have you two been working here?"
Zac held Faith tightly against him with one hand, and the other stroked her hair.
Faith, Madison and Chrissy
Faith moved her mouth to Zac's ear and whispered into it. "I love you." She went back to kissing him.
Madison shrugged. "Um... since... March."
Chrissy nodded. She went over to the backroom and switched the light off.
Zac and Isaac
"Cool," Isaac said. "Both of you? Ha, y'know it's occured to me, that both of your have given me your numbers, and I don't know a thing about you."
"I love you too," Zac whispered back.
Faith, Madison and Chrissy
Chrissy came back over. "Yeah, we moved here in February. What about you? Lived here all your life?"
Madison leaned against the bar and rested her chin in her hands.
Faith grinned and kissed Zac's neck. "Too bad you have to go home tonight."
Isaac and Zac
"Speaking of which, that's exactly where we should be heading," Isaac said.
He grabbed Zac's arm.
"Come on you big lug," he said. "Home we shall go."
"Aww, do I have to?"
"Yes."
"Okay Dad."
"Any more cheek out of you, and I'll give you a clip around the earhole," Isaac joked.
Zac poked his tongue out at him.
Faith, Madison and Chrissy
Faith grinned. "Spoiling our fun." She gave Zac a quick kiss goodbye.
Madison and Chrissy laughed, and started to lock up.
Faith gave a wave. "Bye all. I shall see you all soon. Night." She orbed out.
Isaac and Zac
"See you ladies later," Isaac said, smiling at them. "C'mon Zac."
"Bye!" Zac waved.
And Isaac and Zac left P3 and returned home, where Zac discovered that, not only was his underwear gone, but so was one of his shirts, a song he had written for Faith and his teddy bear.
"If I ever catch the person who did this..." Zac growled.
"Aww, poor Zac lost his teddy," Isaac teased.
"Hey, at least I didn't still sleep with mine."
"I don't sleep with my teddy."
"You just take him on tour with you."
"He's my good luck teddy."
"Suuuuure," Zac sighed. "I wish they hadn't taken the song. It wasn't finished yet. It was the only copy I had."
Isaac patted his back.
"Don't worry man. It'll work out."