IM - Rosemary and Friday
RosieRed says:
IC: Hello
Thirteen says:
IC:
Thirteen says:
yo yo yo
RosieRed says:
hello, my dearie, how are you tonight?
Thirteen says:
I'm just fabulous
Thirteen says:
and how are you?
RosieRed says:
Hungry
Thirteen says:
then go eat
Thirteen says:
lol
RosieRed says:
but I'm always hungry
Thirteen says:
I see
Thirteen says:
pregnant are we?
Thirteen says:
*snicker*
RosieRed says:
no, vampire
Thirteen says:
oh okay
Thirteen says:
lol
RosieRed says:
everything's going to turn ugly after the bombs hit
Thirteen says:
bombs?
RosieRed says:
so few people will be around for us to eat
Thirteen says:
well...
Thirteen says:
maybe you should stock up now
RosieRed says:
Yeah, AUgust 6th, nuclear war
Thirteen says:
canned food lasts
Thirteen says:
what year?
RosieRed says:
this one
Thirteen says:
oh really?
RosieRed says:
2 months from now
RosieRed says:
yeah, my Mama's a seer
RosieRed says:
she getrs visions
RosieRed says:
she's 200 years old
Thirteen says:
Well, I kinda guess that Aug was two months from now
Thirteen says:
lol
RosieRed says:
My Mummy, *sighs*
Thirteen says:
I see
RosieRed says:
she's my sire
RosieRed says:
her name's Drusilla
Thirteen says:
that's nice
RosieRed says:
she's a very famous vampiress
Thirteen says:
do you get one with your mummy?
Thirteen says:
*on
RosieRed says:
one fourth of the Scourge of Wurope
RosieRed says:
*Europe
RosieRed says:
I love my Mummy
Thirteen says:
that's good
Thirteen says:
I love my mum too
RosieRed says:
In vampires, the person who turns you is oftentimes your lover as
well
Thirteen says:
but I don't really love all the guys she dates
RosieRed says:
so. . . yeah, we get on
RosieRed says:
I get on with my Papa, too
Thirteen says:
wait...
RosieRed says:
*grins*
Thirteen says:
you sleep with your mum?
Thirteen says:
eww!!!!!
Thirteen says:
incest!
RosieRed says:
he's a 60-some-odd-thousand year old cat godling
Thirteen says:
icky!
RosieRed says:
she's not my REAL Mum
Thirteen says:
oh
Thirteen says:
well, that's okay then
Thirteen says:
I think
Thirteen says:
lol
RosieRed says:
she just turned me from human into vampire
Thirteen says:
I see
RosieRed says:
See, I was at the Opera in Prague, where I'm from, I was on my
holiday from uni
RosieRed says:
and she and Papa hunted me, and she fed from me, and I from her
RosieRed says:
and now I'm a vampire
Thirteen says:
uh huh
Thirteen says:
hey
Thirteen says:
I've always wondered
RosieRed says:
hmm?
Thirteen says:
do vampires get AIDS?
RosieRed says:
no
RosieRed says:
vampires don't get ill
Thirteen says:
I mean, all that blood sucking...
RosieRed says:
we're demons
Thirteen says:
really?
RosieRed says:
residing in human bodies
Thirteen says:
I always thought vampires were undead
RosieRed says:
we're invulnerable to everything except fire, wood through the
heart, & decapitation
RosieRed says:
living dead
RosieRed says:
undead
Thirteen says:
they are in all the computer games
Thirteen says:
hee hee
RosieRed says:
same thing
RosieRed says:
no pulse, heart doesn't beat
Thirteen says:
no reflection?
RosieRed says:
holy water burns like acid
RosieRed says:
& so do crosses, when you touch them
RosieRed says:
no reflection
RosieRed says:
but Papa's sister can spin illusions
RosieRed says:
so we can see what we look like
Thirteen says:
how fun
RosieRed says:
my mate and I
RosieRed says:
his name's Luka
Thirteen says:
aww
Thirteen says:
you have a bf
RosieRed says:
He's my paramour
RosieRed says:
more like a mate than a bf, lol
RosieRed says:
we're bound
RosieRed says:
by blood and magick
RosieRed says:
You don't really believe me, do you? lol
Thirteen says:
how sweet
Thirteen says:
well, I mean, c'mon
RosieRed says:
Well, if I ever meet you, *grins evilly* you'll believe me
Thirteen says:
I don't believe in magic
RosieRed says:
I've looked at your jopurnal online
Thirteen says:
It's a story
Thirteen says:
just a story
RosieRed says:
& yet you believe that you randomly turn into a guy?
RosieRed says:
sure it is
Thirteen says:
OOC: Joy that's not fair
Thirteen says:
bully
RosieRed says:
Mummy said it wasn't
RosieRed says:
she had a vision about you
Thirteen says:
IC:
RosieRed says:
said you're going to save a dying animal race one day
Thirteen says:
riiiiiiiight....
RosieRed says:
when all the females are killed off
RosieRed says:
ooc: sowwie, I just thought it would be funny
Thirteen says:
OOC: I know how she's gonna find out about aliens, I don't wnat
anyone else to interfere
Thirteen says:
IC:
Thirteen says:
Okay then
RosieRed says:
ooc: I didn't mention aliens, did I?
Thirteen says:
sounds like fun
Thirteen says:
ha ha
Thirteen says:
OOC: Not the point
RosieRed says:
I mentioned vampires, magic & visions
RosieRed says:
ic:
RosieRed says:
okay
Thirteen says:
yeah, but that's just... meh
RosieRed says:
be a skeptic\
Thirteen says:
IC:
RosieRed says:
on August 6th you'll wish you had believed me
Thirteen says:
I am the eternal skeptic
Thirteen says:
Not if I'm dead
RosieRed says:
Do you believe in God?
RosieRed says:
Do you live near a large city?
Thirteen says:
depends how you define 'near'
RosieRed says:
close enough to get hit by shock waves if a hydrogen bomb is dropped
on it
Thirteen says:
hmm... well, I don't not believe in God
RosieRed says:
brb
Thirteen says:
k
Thirteen says:
well, how close is that?
RosieRed says:
Have you ever seen a million dollars?
Thirteen says:
ha ha
Thirteen says:
if you count the movie "Ransom" I've seen two million
Thirteen says:
ha ha
RosieRed says:
lol
RosieRed says:
that wasn't real money
RosieRed says:
anyways
RosieRed says:
just because you haven't seen a vampire or a werewolf or a troll or
a faery doesn't mean they don't exist
Thirteen says:
I never said they didn't exist
Thirteen says:
I said I don't believe in them
Thirteen says:
duh
RosieRed says:
lol
Thirteen says:
*rolls eyes*
RosieRed says:
well, you should
Thirteen says:
I don't see why
RosieRed says:
and don't go out at night without a cross on
Thirteen says:
I won't have my beliefs dictated to, thank you very much
RosieRed says:
okay
RosieRed says:
lol
RosieRed says:
oooh, I'll be right back
Thirteen says:
k
RosieRed says:
there's a very pretty boy outside my window, and I'm hungry
Thirteen says:
*shakes head* deary deary me
RosieRed says:
mmmmmmmm
RosieRed says:
he was yummy
RosieRed says:
*licks blood off lips*
Thirteen says:
yeah...
Thirteen says:
becareful of that
RosieRed says:
hmm?
Thirteen says:
blood is awfully sticky
Thirteen says:
you might get it on the keyboard and then where would you be?
RosieRed says:
makes good lubricant t hough.
RosieRed says:
Um, with a bloody keyboard?
RosieRed says:
I'd just lick it off
Thirteen says:
*sigh*
Thirteen says:
nevermind
RosieRed says:
heh
Thirteen says:
suffice so say it's not really wise to spill stuff on keyboards
Thirteen says:
especially coke
RosieRed says:
just wait until you actually meet a vampire
RosieRed says:
we don't really spill
RosieRed says:
*grins*
Thirteen says:
you spill coke on a keyboard, you may as well just go buy a new one
Thirteen says:
cos there ain't no way to clean it up
RosieRed says:
but if you spill salsa on it
Thirteen says:
coke coke is so acidic or whatever
Thirteen says:
*cos
RosieRed says:
you can just take off the keys & clean it out
RosieRed says:
& then put them back on
Thirteen says:
and it corrodes the eletronics
Thirteen says:
with most drinks you can do that
Thirteen says:
but not with coke
Thirteen says:
okay, have you ever done the nail in the glass of coke experiment?
RosieRed says:
crazy
RosieRed says:
hmm?
RosieRed says:
no
Thirteen says:
it's scary lol
Thirteen says:
didn't put me off drinking it tho
Thirteen says:
ha ha
RosieRed says:
I've done the car experiment though
RosieRed says:
and coke does NOT take the paint off of a car
RosieRed says:
I've tried
Thirteen says:
lol
RosieRed says:
bologna does, though
Thirteen says:
lol
RosieRed says:
*shudders* How can anybody eat that stuff?
Thirteen says:
they open their mouth
Thirteen says:
and take a bite
Thirteen says:
and then they chew said bite
Thirteen says:
and swallow
Thirteen says:
*nods*
Thirteen says:
not all of us are blood sucking vampires *snicker*
Thirteen says:
or is that vamp?
Thirteen says:
ha ha ha
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Thirteen says:
wb
RosieRed says:
grrrrrrrr
RosieRed says:
*vamps out at the evil computer*
Thirteen says:
ha ha
RosieRed says:
some American music is very yummy
RosieRed says:
*licks Hanson*
Thirteen says:
oh no
Thirteen says:
a vampire who
Thirteen says:
's a hanson fan
Thirteen says:
loser!
RosieRed says:
I don't particularly love their music
Thirteen says:
ha
RosieRed says:
but the lead singer?
RosieRed says:
he's very biteable
Thirteen says:
you just wanna suck their blood?
Thirteen says:
*snort*
N-Dawg: Save me from the nothing I've become... says:
OOC: suck their... im gross... keep going sorry to interrupt
RosieRed says:
naw, I wanna fork 'em through the bed firsty
RosieRed says:
*first
Thirteen says:
OOC: Ness, you have isssues
Thirteen says:
IC:
Thirteen says:
I never want to get that close to them
RosieRed says:
ooc: I wanna suck those too
RosieRed says:
hehe
RosieRed says:
Thirteen says:
*snicker*
RosieRed says:
IC:
Thirteen says:
of course, being straight, my char would have to turn male first
before sleeping with them girls
RosieRed says:
if I ever meet you, you might turn out to be very yummy
RosieRed says:
and a good friend
RosieRed says:
hehe
Thirteen says:
OOC: *giggles madly* I rock
Thirteen says:
IC:
Thirteen says:
no thanks
Thirteen says:
I like my aliveness
RosieRed says:
hehe
RosieRed says:
why?
RosieRed says:
DOn't you like the idea od eternal life?
Thirteen says:
nah
Thirteen says:
all my friends will die
Thirteen says:
and I'll still be alivbe
Thirteen says:
besides, it sounds like to be a vampire you're always hungry
RosieRed says:
you won't care
RosieRed says:
hehe
Thirteen says:
and y'know...
RosieRed says:
but you never gain weight
Thirteen says:
sucking blood, it just doesn't do anything for me?
RosieRed says:
hehe
Thirteen says:
I just don't go in for that sort of thing
Thirteen says:
I like to chew my food
Thirteen says:
hee hee
RosieRed says:
you would if you were a vampire
Thirteen says:
yeah, btu I'm not
Thirteen says:
I'm human
RosieRed says:
but you might be someday
Thirteen says:
and alive
Thirteen says:
and happy with that
RosieRed says:
oh, yeah, 'cause all humans change their gender randomly, l;ol
Thirteen says:
*rolls eyes*
RosieRed says:
ooc: Rosie's evil, I LOVE her
RosieRed says:
ic:
Thirteen says:
oh no, you've caught me out
Thirteen says:
I'm really a super warrior
Thirteen says:
I'm a girl to lure in the bad men and kill 'em
Thirteen says:
and then I turn into a sguy to lure in the evil chicks
RosieRed says:
actually, that job's taken
Thirteen says:
of course it is
RosieRed says:
she's called Vampire Slayer
Thirteen says:
by me
RosieRed says:
well, she doesn't turn into a guy
Thirteen says:
no, I'm not talkminmg about just vampires
RosieRed says:
but she's the Chosen One
Thirteen says:
I take on all the evil people
Thirteen says:
yes that's me
RosieRed says:
superstrong, kills demons for a living
Thirteen says:
the all round evil people killer
Thirteen says:
*rolls eyes*