Jean, Dawn and Scott
Dawn and Demetria were sitting in a circle of candles, levitating a rose, and turning it so that the petal fell off one at a time, when Jean appeared in Dawn's room with a 'pop,' and a very confused look.
"Um, how did I get here?" Jean asked, lokking about.
"I think you teleported," Dawn said, equally confused. A candy bar was sitting on Dawn's desk, and it suddenly teleported into Jean's hand.
"Um, does anybody else think this is weird?" Dawn asked. Suddenly Jean's eyes widened.
"Um, I um, I think I have a telepathic link with the baby," she grinned. "and obviously, baby can teleport." Dawn laughed.
"Only to you, Jean, this would only happen to you." she grinned.
With another pop, Jean landed in Scott's lap. Unfortunately, Scott was in the middle of a tutoring session with some of the older boys.
"Um, Jean, how did you get here?" Scott asked, suppressing a laugh.
"It turns out the baby can teleport," she grinned. "And it also seems we have a psychic link. The baby was hungry, and I teleported a candy bar into my hand," she laughed.
"Scott, you stupid git--" Spike began as he walked into the room. He wasn't able to finish his scentance, because almost instantly, a sort of force beam shot out of Jean's hands and knocked Spike against the wall.
"Holy potatoes, Red, what's up with that?" Spike said, dusting himself off. Jean blushed.
"Well, it seems the baby doesn't like anybody bad-mouthing it's daddy." Jean grinned. "My baby and I seem to have formed a telepathic link. And the baby's powers are emerging unbelievably fast." Spike held his head.
"Yeah, I get that. Cripes, my head hurts!"
Mordred and Vortigern
"Well, seeing Spike knocked on his arse is always fun, but can we continue the lesson now?" Mordred asked. Vortigern kicked his foot. "Hey!"
"Shut up, wolf."
"How about no?"
"Shut up, Mordred."
"Well, someone's got their knickers in a twist."
"Shut up."
"Fine, touchy today, aren't you?"
Jean
Jean grinned. "Well, you're doing biology, right? THis is a prime example why you all need to practice safe sex. 'Cause mutant pregnancies are hard enough when you're ready to have kids," Jean said, looking all the boys in the eye. "Do you all use condoms?"
Mordred and Vortigern
Her being the prime example of why we should. Mordred snickered into Vortigern's mind, and both of their faces went suddenly blank as they struggled to conceal their amusement.
"Yeah. Too much crap floating around if you don't." Vortigern leaned back in his chair and shrugged. "Guys or girls."
Jean
"Good. I want a pickle," and with a pop, Jean disappeared.
Spike
"Well, sod this for a game of soldiers." Spike got up and left. "Thank Christ I don't have to worry about any of this."
"So. Lesson." They all shut up and listened to Scott teach them.