Zac and Julie
Zac decided to go online and when he did, he noticed Julie's familar SN. He clicked on it an began to type:
Rumplestiltschicken: Julie!
AngelicOne: Hi Zac
Rumplestiltschicken: HOw ya doin?
AngelicOne: I'm fine
Rumplestiltschicken: I'm fine too, before you ask
AngelicOne: :-p
Rumplestiltschicken: Is that an invitation?
AngelicOne: Zac you have issues
Rumplestiltschicken: I know
Rumplestiltschicken: I think I should go to SA meetings
AngelicOne: SA?
Rumplestiltschicken: Yeah
Rumplestiltschicken: Sexaholics Anonymous
AngelicOne: lol
Rumplestiltschicken: "Uhh, hi, my name is Zac... and I'm a sexaholic"
AngelicOne: ha ha
AngelicOne: At least you can admit it
Rumplestiltschicken: Y'know what? After you got pregnant I really did
make an effort to stop
Rumplestiltschicken: And then I met Faith
AngelicOne: Ooooooh
Rumplestiltschicken: And she is good
Rumplestiltschicken: She is so fine I can feel her right now
AngelicOne: I don't need to hear this
AngelicOne: Take your masterbating elsewhere
Rumplestiltschicken: :-p
Rumplestiltschicken: (and yes, that is an invitation)
AngelicOne: Like I said, you have issues
AngelicOne: If all you're going to talk about is your little sex
adventures I'm putting you on my ignore list
Rumplestiltschicken: Aww
AngelicOne: And don't think I don't mean it
Rumplestiltschicken: Okay, I'll shut up now
AngelicOne: Good
Zac chuckled to himself.
Rumplestiltschicken: So, whatcha been up to?
AngelicOne: Not much
AngelicOne: Rach suggested me moving to the mutant school she's going
to
Rumplestiltschicken: Oh
Rumplestiltschicken: Does that mean you're not going to move here?
AngelicOne: I dunno
AngelicOne: I have until August to decide
AngelicOne: And I'm defintely staying here until the baby is born.
Rumplestiltschicken: Oh?
AngelicOne: Well, no point in switching Drs again
AngelicOne: and besides I like Dr Patterson
AngelicOne: I wish I could stay in Roswell
AngelicOne: I like it here
AngelicOne: And it would be nice for my baby to grow up with someone
else his/her age
AngelicOne: But with these powers there'd be no way I could like
anywhere near my parents
Rumplestiltschicken: I am really sorry
AngelicOne: So you oughta be
Rumplestiltschicken: :(
AngelicOne: See, the thing is, Mom is secretly happy about havign a
grandchild
AngelicOne: So she would want to babysit
Rumplestiltschicken: Ahh...
AngelicOne: I figure it's probably not a good idea to have a
babysitter who isn't aware of aliens
Rumplestiltschicken: Probably not
AngelicOne: Zac?
Rumplestiltschicken: Yeah?
AngelicOne: Why do you have that SN?
Rumplestiltschicken: Because
AngelicOne: Because why?
Rumplestiltschicken: Just because
AngelicOne: You've had it for ages
AngelicOne: Don't you think it's a little silly?
Rumplestiltschicken: That's the point
AngelicOne: and besides it's Rumplestiltskin, not chicken
Rumplestiltschicken: Yep!
AngelicOne: I think you should change it
Zac grinned to himself and changed it...
I'm too sexy for my shirt: Is this better
AngelicOne: oh dear
I'm too sexy for my shirt: Or maybe...
He changed it again...
I'm a Sexaholic: this?
AngelicOne: I shoulda kept my mouth shut
Again he changed his SN:
You know you WANT me: Or this?
AngelicOne: Give it a rest
You know you WANT me: Wait! Better one!
Julie winced.
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Mwa ha ha ha ha
AngelicOne: I've created a monster
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Don't talk about our baby like that
AngelicOne: *points to SN* Zac if anyone is responsible for our kid
turing out bad, it's you
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: You're just jealous because my SN is
so much better than yours
AngelicOne: Okay...
AngelicOne: Obviously you're no longer capable of mature conversation
AngelicOne: if you ever were in the first place
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
AngelicOne: So I'm gonna go now
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: Aww!!!
AngelicOne: And I'm NOT going to spank you
I've been a bad boy - spank me!: rats :-p
And Julie turned off her IMer.