Nyx and Sabre
Nyx and Sabre stood outside the Hanson house at night, and a wind started to pick up. "Spike, and Dru. We did promise," Sabre reminded Nyx. "And then if Dru still wants to, you can send us on to Europe. Priss is staying here in Tulsa for the moment, at least until Giles moves, if he ever gets around to it. She's here for Mouse. You're staying at the Mansion. So...all our people are covered."
"True. Okey dokey pokey smokey, let's get this show on the road!" Nyx clapped her hands together, and they disappeared from Tulsa and appeared in front of the Hotel Hyperion. Sabre and Nyx landed in much the same position they had left in, and Dru appeared on her feet beside them. Spike, however, dropped from a height and hit the pavement hard.
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HE-Nyx. Why am I not surprised?" Spike grumbled as he picked himself up.
"As promised, one ass kicking of the demon with the face of an angel. Popcorn?" Nyx held out a carton of hot buttered popcorn she'd magickally acquired.
"Gets stuck in my fangs," Spike declined.
"Want some, Dru? And then we go and see your daddy. He's been a very naughty boy." Nyx's eyes gleamed with amusement.
Dru
Dru clapped her hands. "oh yes! Pretty and shiny! Can I eat his eyes? They'll just grow back!" Dru sang
Nyx and Sabre
Nyx grinned. "Well, seeing as how we're all happy with the plan of events for tonight, let's get this show on the road!" Nyx and Sabre walked up to the door and kicked it open. Angel looked up startled, and his jaw dropped as a man he hadn't seen since he'd been Angelus walked in...followed by Drusilla and Spike.
"Angelus! How have ye been all these years?" Sabre said laughingly as he walked up to Angel, who was till staring in mute shock. Sabre drew back his fist and slammed Angel's jaw shut, sending the vampire flying. "That's for leaving Dru to Darla!" Nyx giggled and boucned slightly. Angel picked himself up the floor, growling. "Oh, scary." Sabre shrugged and walked over to Angel, and sending the vampire into a wall with a kick. "That's for trying to end the world. Acathla?! How bloody dense can ye get?" Punch, kick, slam. "You left your Childer!" Repeated banging of Angel's head into the wall. "How could you, even with a soul?! That was something that should've made you stay! You *know* what Darla's like!"
"Was," Angel grunted. Sabre paused for a moment. "She's dust." Sabre thought about it for a minute, and then recommenced the kicking of Angel's ass. Sabre even let the vampire get a few blows in occasionally. And then Nyx stepped up.
"My turn. Now, you haven't actually met me, Angelus. Name's Nyx. I'm Sabre's littermate, but I'm also a friend of Spike's and Dru's. Having fun, Spike?"
"Bloody hell yeah!" Nyx grinned at his reply.
"So. Ass kicking will recommence." Nyx had a lot of things to say to Angel, and they usually invoved pain for the brunette vampire. Nyx cracked her knuckles and stretched her back as she walked away from the nearly comatose vampire. "You still wanna eat his eyes, Dru? Cos, I could scratch them out for you..."
Dru
"No, Dawnie would be sad. But this was fun! Oh, let me hit him once!" she wandered over & kicked him in the balls, and then clamped down on his neck and drank from her sire for the first time in ages.
Sabre
"If he hasn't changed o'ermuch with tha soul, Angelus should have some fine whiskey around here somewhere..." Sabre started searching, generally making a nuisance of himself to Angel Investigations when they came back and had to clean up.
"Don't drink too much, sweetie. We don't want to send him to the final death, just yet. And my mom would be angry cos the PTB would whine at her about losing a Warrior, and you know. Generally be alround annoying, the way they do best."
Dru
"This seems all finished," Dru said, before jumping up.
"Oh! But the stars sing! They tell me of a nasty nasty coming for Daddy. And we don't want him dead, Pretty Kitty, will you fix it?"
Nyx and Sabre
"Course, Dru sweetie. We don't want him dead...just bruised." Nyx smiled at Dru. A shout of triumph came from Angel's office and Sabre stuck his head around the door, a bottle in his hand.
"Ye want a nip or two, Niss?" He padded out and went into the kitchen to get some glasses.
"Apparently there's a nasty thing coming, so don't get drunk just yet."
"Pshaw! I've fought drunk more times then I can remember."
"Ah, but did you win everytime?"
"Ye have a point there." Sabre nodded thoughtfully, before pouring a hefty amount of the amber liquid into a glass and knocking back. "But I think we can handle it."
Dru
"A big Kaliff demon, and a Zhurk'mang as well. Coming here, to eat my Daddy. And they want to steal the cheerleader as well."
Sabre and Nyx
"Cheerleader?" Sabre frowned puzzled, before both of the cats swung around when they heard a scream.
"ANGEL!" A woman with short brown hair stood in the doorway, eyes round in shock. And then she got out a crossbow.
"Pointing sharp sticks at me and my friends tends to upset me a little. Don't do it," Nyx said coldly.
"Who are you, and what are looney tunes and the bleached wonder doing here? What did you do to Angel?"
"Angelus will be fine. Two demons on their way. Nyx?" Sabre turned to look at Nyx and she held her hands up. An ax clattered to the floor at his feet and a set of strange metal spikes for Nyx. Sabre was confused until he saw her set them over her hands, long metal claws that went over her own claws. "Good idea, that."
"Got it from Logan." Nyx grinned. "So, not only do we get to kick Angelus's ass, we have two more demons to make this night complete. Spike, you want anything?"
"Nah, pet. The May Queen o'er there might want to get inside though." Spike shifted into gameface and grinned at Cordelia.
"Don't call me pet, William."
"Call you pet anytime, pet."
"Shut *up*, William."
"Make me, pet." Nyx glared at him, and Spike grinned cheerfully.
Dru
"Where's my pretty little brother? Havne' really been introduced yet," Drusilla bounced around as she looked for Connor.
Connor
Connor appeared at the top of the staircase. He stared down at the scene below him.
"Who are you?"
Dru
"Little brother & grandson all in one!" Dru sang. "I was your Daddy's childe, and your Mummy's mum, all in one." Dru ran to Connor and picked him up, swinging him all around. "Oh! he even smells like Daddy!"
Connor
Connor struggled against Dru and finally freed himself. He jumped over the railings to where Cordy was.
"What's going on?"
Nyx and Sabre
"Oh, we came to settle a few old scores against your da for his Childer's sake," Sabre said cheerfully. Nyx stalked over to Connor, eyes wide in interest. She leant in and sniffed him, then purred.
"He's sweet. Mmm, like chaos. Cute too." Nyx giggled. "Mom was so annoyed when you got yourself born. Ripples make her fur twitch, you see. And you were a mighty big ripple, sweetie."
"So, this is Connor Angel then?" Spike said, raising an eyebrow. "Looks like peaches, doesn't he?"
"Yeah, but so much cuter!" Nyx almost bounced.
Connor
Connor sneered. "What are you doing to my father?"
He crossed his arms across his chest.
Nyx and Sabre
Nyx barely spared Angel a glance. "Angelus? He's fine. He'll be sore for a bit but he'll be fine." Sabre nodded in agreement.
"We had a bit of a discussion about leaving Dru to Darla. And Spike as well." Sabre raised his glass in toast. "May the bitch rot in whatever hell she now inhabits!" He drank down the whiskey. "You want some, Spike?"
"Why not?" Spike accepted a glass of the whiskey and sipped it. "Trust the poof to have quality stuff."
"That was always Angelus," Sabre nodded.
Lorne
Lorne was whistling as he walked into the room.
"Oh, but if this isn't a wonderful family reunion? And kitties too! How's it going, sweet cheeks?" Lorne asked Nyx. "Anything new in your life since we last danced?"
Dru and Lorne
Dru danced. "Don't forget what the stars sang to me!" Dru warned. Lorne looked up.
"Did you have a vision snickerdoodle?" He asked
"Oh yes, that the big nastys were coming for Daddy, to eat him all up and take away the cheerleader. A Kaliff and a Zurk'mang cow."
Nyx and Sabre
"Lorne! Yay!" Nyx hugged the green demon, and then let go to spin in a circle. "We be having oh so much fun! Meeeeoooowwwww!"
"Nyx, calm down," Sabre chuckled.
"Why? It's, it's Lorne! I like him. Not much, really. We came here to discuss a few things with Angelus about family responsibilities, and so forth."
"Damn him for leaving me girl Dru to tha blonde," Sabre cut off his words with an angry snarl, worthy of a lion at its peak. He kicked Angel hard in the side. "Stupid drunkard! Ye haven't changed since Galway, still looking out fer yerself, only this time in a supposedly higher cause."
Nyx and Sabre
"And then we'll kick their asses too! Go us!" Nyx bounced and clapped her hands gleefully. "We so rock on! Like, totally!"
"Please stop, Niss. My ears will start to bleed." Sabre had a pained expression on his face.
"Why? We will so, like, kick their asses!" Nyx giggled.