IM - Ducky and Zac
BirdBrain says:
IC: hey Zaccy!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Hi Ducky!!!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Quack, quack, quack!
BirdBrain says:
*eyes dart around* there are some very strange people about
Rumplestiltschicken says:
oh?
BirdBrain says:
don't like 'em.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and that's unusual because?
BirdBrain says:
all with the magic & the blooddrinking
BirdBrain says:
non-mutant people
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ahh I see
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Met a few of those myself
Rumplestiltschicken says:
strange ppl
BirdBrain says:
They feel weird
BirdBrain says:
brb
Rumplestiltschicken says:
k
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*grin* I wouldn't know how they feel
Rumplestiltschicken says:
wouldn't touch 'em with a ten foor pole
Rumplestiltschicken says:
so psycho they'd probably cut it off...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
BirdBrain says:
plus some of these people are really cats!
BirdBrain says:
don't like cats.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ahh, yes, they are
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I can completely understand your turmoil now, Ducky
BirdBrain says:
you know, growing up with my flock, I learned not to trust them
BirdBrain says:
they go after the ducklings
BirdBrain says:
brb 'gain, sowwie
Rumplestiltschicken says:
that's very mean of them
Rumplestiltschicken says:
s'ok
Rumplestiltschicken says:
you're probably doing something constructive like scouting around for evil cats you want to eat you
BirdBrain says:
OOC: Just so as you know, Ducky is 22, but she doesn't always act it
Rumplestiltschicken says:
unlike me
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
what are you doing?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: K
One more to go!!!! *dances*
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I am on the computer
BirdBrain says:
is Taylor all back home and safe now?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
talking to ppl
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and being silly
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yeah, he is
BirdBrain says:
'cause I miss being able to talk in Duckish with people
Rumplestiltschicken says:
aww
Rumplestiltschicken says:
So, what's new with you?
BirdBrain says:
not much
BirdBrain says:
strange new people who can see everything
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Did ya hear I'm gonna be a Dad?
BirdBrain says:
some girl name Chelsea
Rumplestiltschicken says:
oooh
BirdBrain says:
and some boy. . Seraph
Rumplestiltschicken says:
cool
Rumplestiltschicken says:
how can you see everything?
BirdBrain says:
how! how exciting!
YOU TAKE CARE OF THE BABY!
BirdBrain says:
*Oh!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I'm really nervous about it
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I haven't told Julie yet that I'm an alien
BirdBrain says:
children are very important
BirdBrain says:
they HAVE to be protected.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
but I think I've figured out a good way to tell her
BirdBrain says:
uh oh
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yes, they do
Rumplestiltschicken says:
uh oh?
BirdBrain says:
how are you going to tell her?
BirdBrain says:
Ducks are good parents
BirdBrain says:
they take such good care of their children, and everybody else's too
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Yeah
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Well, I've been talking to her doctor
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and I'm planning to go down and visit during her next check up
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Dr Patterson won't let her parents join Julie for the checkup
Rumplestiltschicken says:
And that's good cos Dr Patterson is an alien
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and Julie's parents hate me
BirdBrain says:
are her parents good parents?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Julie doesn't think so
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I mean, they were nice enough when I first met them
Rumplestiltschicken says:
but apparently getting having a teenage pregnancy brings out the worst in them
BirdBrain says:
do they look out for her?
BirdBrain says:
take good care of her?
BirdBrain says:
'cause if they don't, I can send the eagles to make them.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha
Rumplestiltschicken says:
They do look after her
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I'd say the main thing they need is an attitude adjustment
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and stop keeping track of how much baby is costing them from the pregnancy
BirdBrain says:
I'm thinking of maybe having a brood
BirdBrain says:
They're keeping track?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*sly grin* can I help?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yeah
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and they're going to make julie pay it back
BirdBrain says:
What, are they going to make her pay it back or something?
BirdBrain says:
Jerks!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I know
Rumplestiltschicken says:
But I'm going to find a way to make every right
BirdBrain says:
Okay, I should send the eagles in to attack them, or at least have a bunch of pigeons bomb their cars
BirdBrain says:
where do they live?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Yay!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Roswell
BirdBrain says:
hmm, long flight.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
just a tad
BirdBrain says:
oh! there's a new boy coming to school here maybe, I think you know him
Rumplestiltschicken says:
oh yeah?
BirdBrain says:
he used to be a person, but now he's a bird
BirdBrain says:
I'm excited.
BirdBrain says:
I think his name is. . . .
BirdBrain says:
Tobias?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Tobias sounds right
Rumplestiltschicken says:
an Animorph?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Only really spoken to him online
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and even then, not all that often
BirdBrain says:
but you know his. . girlfriend? Ex-girlfriend?
BirdBrain says:
Rachel, I think he name is?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Rachel
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yeah
BirdBrain says:
She might be coming here too
Rumplestiltschicken says:
cool
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Rach is a nice chick
BirdBrain says:
Professor said that they've been having problems at normal school
BirdBrain says:
chick?
BirdBrain says:
IS she a bird too?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
Rumplestiltschicken says:
no, but she can turn into one
BirdBrain says:
cool
BirdBrain says:
hehe, I like birds, in case you forgot
BirdBrain says:
lol
BirdBrain says:
I'm being so dorky today
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Can't forget that, Ducky
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I love calling you Ducky
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
I crashed the other day, and when my bones break, they shatter
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Ducky, Ducky, Ducky
BirdBrain says:
'cause they're honey-combed
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I see
BirdBrain says:
so Jean has to knock me out to set them
BirdBrain says:
and then I get all loopy from the pain medication
BirdBrain says:
and now I feel like a little kid.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
Warren asked me out the other day
Rumplestiltschicken says:
aww
BirdBrain says:
again
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha
BirdBrain says:
spoiled rich guy
Rumplestiltschicken says:
say yes! say yes!
BirdBrain says:
just because we both have wings, doesn't mean I want to be his mate!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
I don't wanna be his hen.
BirdBrain says:
although, it would be interesting to have a brood with him
Rumplestiltschicken says:
You think he's a bit of a cock?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
BirdBrain says:
I keep thinking in bird terms, but I'm not a bird, so I'd prolly only have one baby at a time
BirdBrain says:
and I don't lay eggs
BirdBrain says:
so it would hurt.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
aww
BirdBrain says:
he's a cocky cock.
BirdBrain says:
he is very pretty though
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*grin*
BirdBrain says:
you just like the word cock
BirdBrain says:
I forget it means something different to people
BirdBrain says:
of course, when you grow up thinking that a wild peacock is your cousin. . . .
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Well, I appreciate both meanings
BirdBrain says:
Zac, stop thinking with your cock!
BirdBrain says:
*giggles madly*
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*grin* maybe your right...
BirdBrain says:
brb 'gain
Rumplestiltschicken says:
maybe I have been giving it a bit too my leway lately...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*much
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*cough*Julie*cough*
BirdBrain says:
*sighs*
BirdBrain says:
you know the risks! no mating with humans until they know what you are!@
Rumplestiltschicken says:
mating *snicker*
BirdBrain says:
silly boy
Rumplestiltschicken says:
but it's so much fun
BirdBrain says:
Sorry, thinking in bird terms again
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and I WAS begin careful
BirdBrain says:
did you know that cardinals mate for life?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
there are a few animals that do that
BirdBrain says:
ducks mate for a season, and sometimes for life
BirdBrain says:
they stay with their family for most of their lives
BirdBrain says:
flock is very important.\
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I agree
Rumplestiltschicken says:
family/flock is important
Rumplestiltschicken says:
That's why I wanna look after my kid
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*hope Julie can handle news*
BirdBrain says:
there is nothing more important than your chicks
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I keep talking to people about it
BirdBrain says:
I mean, children
BirdBrain says:
I bet she can
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol, I must be nervous!!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
and if she doesn't, you can be a good parent all on your own\
BirdBrain says:
Penguins are wonderful daddies
BirdBrain says:
the daddy hatches the egg & raises the baby, not the mommy
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I heard that
Rumplestiltschicken says:
still
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I'd hate to take her baby away from her
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I'd hate to look after the baby and realise every single damn day that Julie freaked and as a result she now thinks
her baby is dead
BirdBrain says:
awwwwe
BirdBrain says:
hopefully it won't come to that
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hopefully
BirdBrain says:
did you know that there are gay penguins?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
no
BirdBrain says:
at the NYC zoo, there is a pair of male penguins who have been mated for 7 years
Rumplestiltschicken says:
brb... sorry
BirdBrain says:
OTAY
BirdBrain says:
*no caps
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
Rumplestiltschicken says:
back
BirdBrain says:
I wanna go flying with that little brother of your again
BirdBrain says:
he's fun
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ha ha
Rumplestiltschicken says:
he's also very cheeky
BirdBrain says:
there's a new girl here who can fly, but she can't see, so she has to be careful.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
he saw Santa Claws the Moive ONCE and he started flying up to the cubpaords where Mom puts stuff he's not meant to get into
Rumplestiltschicken says:
heh
Rumplestiltschicken says:
oooh
Rumplestiltschicken says:
a blind flier
Rumplestiltschicken says:
interesting
BirdBrain says:
I think you've met her already, Claudia?
BirdBrain says:
Didn't she stay at your house once?
BirdBrain says:
Heehee
BirdBrain says:
that sounds like Mackie
BirdBrain says:
but that's what children are good at, getting in trouble
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ah ha!!!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Yes, that's right...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I was forgetting
Rumplestiltschicken says:
getting in trouble is fun
Rumplestiltschicken says:
except when it's serious
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
sometimes I miss being a kid
Rumplestiltschicken says:
miss it?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Ducky you ARE a kid
BirdBrain says:
my childhood was not exactly wonderful *grimaces* damn alien hunters
BirdBrain says:
22. . . not exactly a child
BirdBrain says:
breaking your finger is not fun.
BirdBrain says:
well, my thumb, actually
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*grin*
BirdBrain says:
Jean said no flying for a week
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: Yay! Me done writing invoices! All down hill from here!!!
Now... lunch... must cook lunch...
BirdBrain says:
*pouts*
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
aww
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*hugs*
BirdBrain says:
kk
Rumplestiltschicken says:
what's a duck who can't fly?
BirdBrain says:
*hugs*
BirdBrain says:
*OOC: kk
BirdBrain says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ahhh....
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lemme think...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
what do you call a duck that can't fly?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hmmm...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
it's a tricky one...
BirdBrain says:
grounded
Rumplestiltschicken says:
umm... yeah that, lol
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I was trying to think of something witty and clever
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I failed
Rumplestiltschicken says:
waaa
Rumplestiltschicken says:
BirdBrain says:
lol, 's'ok
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: and now I have to make up envelops for all these invoices
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
we're so talkative at the moment
BirdBrain says:
lol, sorry
BirdBrain says:
busy sneezing
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*gives tissue*
BirdBrain says:
OOC: & reading fanfic
BirdBrain says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
np
BirdBrain says:
*pecks at Sabre* he scares me
Rumplestiltschicken says:
AWW
Rumplestiltschicken says:
eep
BirdBrain says:
tomcat, and all.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*must remember to turn off CAP button...*
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I see
Rumplestiltschicken says:
You watch out for him
Rumplestiltschicken says:
he's a flirt
BirdBrain says:
he's a cat! he eats my family!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
He'll probably try to sleep with ya, and then eat ya
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Just teasing
BirdBrain says:
*shudders* I am not making a brood with a CAT!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I woudn't expect you to Ducky
BirdBrain says:
filthy felines.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
so, I hear that Taylor finally has a real girlfriend?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yeah
Rumplestiltschicken says:
her name is Mouse
BirdBrain says:
of the Dathrian veriety?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and she's good friends with them filthy felines
BirdBrain says:
& yet they call her Mouse?
BirdBrain says:
*is confused*
BirdBrain says:
don't cats eat mice?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yes
Rumplestiltschicken says:
yes cats eat mice
Rumplestiltschicken says:
but Mouse is... erm...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
she's an empath
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and she can talk to animals
BirdBrain says:
she's not mouse-like? Like I'm bird-like?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
and they call her Mouse cos she acts like one?
BirdBrain says:
ah
BirdBrain says:
okay.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I don't know why they call her mouse
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I think it has something to do with her living on the streets
BirdBrain says:
*shudders* I don't like the streets
BirdBrain says:
I lived there for a while, though
BirdBrain says:
in the city, I lived in central part with the pidgeons for a while
Rumplestiltschicken says:
did you poop on statues too?
BirdBrain says:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, no.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
Rumplestiltschicken says:
sorry
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I had to ask
BirdBrain says:
monkeys throw their poop at people they don't like.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hmm....
Rumplestiltschicken says:
monkeys must like me then
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
OOC: *gets attacked by mosquitos again* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BirdBrain says:
IC:
BirdBrain says:
ew.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
what's ew?
BirdBrain says:
oh, sorry, read that wrong
BirdBrain says:
and only some monkeys do that
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
Rumplestiltschicken says:
what?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
You trying to tell me that I'm unloved by monkies?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
*monkeys
Rumplestiltschicken says:
how can I be, when I'm adored by everyone else?
BirdBrain says:
lol, I'm saying that I thought you said "monkeys must be like me then"
Rumplestiltschicken says:
lol
BirdBrain says:
& I went 'ew' 'cause I thought you meant you threw your poop at people you don't like
Rumplestiltschicken says:
No, I don't waste anything on ppl I don't like
Rumplestiltschicken says:
especially poo
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
\ew
Rumplestiltschicken says:
poo is good for keeping your plants healthy
BirdBrain says:
yes, it really is
BirdBrain says:
ducks swim in their own poo, it's no big deal to them
BirdBrain says:
something I never really liked about living in the lake.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ahh yes...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
swimming in ones own feces
Rumplestiltschicken says:
could be smelly
Rumplestiltschicken says:
heh
BirdBrain says:
naw
BirdBrain says:
not really
Rumplestiltschicken says:
you know this from experience?
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Oh wait, you do....
BirdBrain says:
hehe
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee hee
BirdBrain says:
ooc: JOy may go to bed soon
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: Ok
Rumplestiltschicken says:
IC:
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Oh rats...
Rumplestiltschicken says:
I'm getting harrassed to get off the computer and do my homework
Rumplestiltschicken says:
grr
BirdBrain says:
IC:
BirdBrain says:
heehee
BirdBrain says:
you're still in schoooooooool!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
no
Rumplestiltschicken says:
homeschool
Rumplestiltschicken says:
hee hee
BirdBrain says:
that's still schoool!
BirdBrain says:
heehee
BirdBrain says:
you haven't gradeated yet
BirdBrain says:
*giggles*
BirdBrain says:
okay, Jean just came up and gave me another freaking SHOT for the freaking pain!
BirdBrain says:
and now I'm being loopy again
BirdBrain says:
stupid thimb
BirdBrain says:
*thumb
Rumplestiltschicken says:
aww
Rumplestiltschicken says:
so I gues we had both go now
Rumplestiltschicken says:
ttyl!
BirdBrain says:
Otay
BirdBrain says:
bye bye!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
bye!
Rumplestiltschicken says:
OOC: that was nice
Rumplestiltschicken says:
can yu post?
BirdBrain says:
OOC:
BirdBrain says:
I guess.
Rumplestiltschicken says:
Me is very busy cookie right now...
BirdBrain says:
*overdramamtic sigh*