25 December 2003 - IM between Jesse Tuck and Silent Bob

Joy and Tegan

IM - Jesse Tuck and Silent Bob

EverlastingTuck says:
IC:

'...' says:
IC:

EverlastingTuck says:
Hey

'...' says:
hey

EverlastingTuck says:
It's Bob, right?

'...' says:
yeah

'...' says:
and you would be...?

EverlastingTuck says:
Jesse Tuck

'...' says:
right

'...' says:
*nods*

EverlastingTuck says:
I've been staying at the mansion

EverlastingTuck says:
lol

EverlastingTuck says:
I'm the immortal one

'...' says:
yeah, much like me 'n jay

'...' says:
well,we're not immortal

EverlastingTuck says:
so, do you even have a last name?

'...' says:
i think

EverlastingTuck says:
are you mutants?

'...' says:
yeah, but i don't use it much

'...' says:
no

'...' says:
normal regular humans

EverlastingTuck says:
I used to be one of those once

EverlastingTuck says:
now I'm approaching my 200th birthday, and I haven't aged since I was 17

'...' says:
well, that would have to suck

'...' says:
do you get pulled up by the cops often?

EverlastingTuck says:
I've been arrested a few times

EverlastingTuck says:
I was even lynched once

'...' says:
ouch

'...' says:
when i've been arrested

'...' says:
it's usually cos jay can't keep his mouth shut

EverlastingTuck says:
lol

EverlastingTuck says:
he does like to talk a lt, doesn't he?

'...' says:
yeah

'...' says:
i'm not big on it

'...' says:
hence the name, 'silent bob'

EverlastingTuck says:
I belive he's the one who called me a "mother-fucking pansy" when I pulled out a chair for my girlfriend

'...' says:
yeah, that would be jay

EverlastingTuck says:
thought so

'...' says:
but he has a point

EverlastingTuck says:
what? I was raised in a time where chivalry was NOT dead

'...' says:
ever heard of woman's lib?

EverlastingTuck says:
a gentleman stood up whenever a lady entered, or exited

EverlastingTuck says:
held doors, pulled out chairs

'...' says:
i tried that once

EverlastingTuck says:
yeah, the 60s. . . those were strange times

'...' says:
she slapped me

EverlastingTuck says:
besides, old habits are hard to break

'...' says:
so i haven't done it again...

EverlastingTuck says:
and most of the girls I've met like my manners'

'...' says:
you must know nice girls thenm

EverlastingTuck says:
lol, did you put your hand on the seat while she sat, so that you were grabbing her butt?

'...' says:
no

'...' says:
that would be more jay then me

EverlastingTuck says:
'cause that would be a reason to get slapped, lol

EverlastingTuck says:
computers are weird, did you know that?

'...' says:
yeah

EverlastingTuck says:
I still can't get over pencils. .. . . ingenious inventions!

EverlastingTuck says:
no ink!

'...' says:
fucking funny when you're stoned

'...' says:
like i am

'...' says:
most of the time

EverlastingTuck says:
8remembers when Coke actually had cocaine in it*

EverlastingTuck says:
those were the days

'...' says:
sweet

EverlastingTuck says:
and when pot was legal

EverlastingTuck says:
and smoked by the aristocracy

'...' says:
god

'...' says:
that

EverlastingTuck says:
good times

'...' says:
s what we usually get pulled up for

'...' says:
but you gotta make a buck somewhere

'...' says:
we don't carry really heavy stuff, like h

EverlastingTuck says:
selling?

'...' says:
pot, uppers, downers, e tabs

EverlastingTuck says:
we used to grow it, my brother and I

'...' says:
smack, sometimes and only rarely

EverlastingTuck says:
til Ma found out what it was used for. . . .

EverlastingTuck says:
heh

'...' says:
yeah, me and jay, we deal

EverlastingTuck says:
that was in the 1920s

EverlastingTuck says:
I wouldn't mind trying a little something again. . . .

EverlastingTuck says:
I'm just trying to get over Winnie. . . . *sigh*

EverlastingTuck says:
Okay, so, When I was, like, 109 or whatever

EverlastingTuck says:
I fell in love with this girl, Winnie

EverlastingTuck says:
She was going to drink some of the eternal water, and I would come back for her when it was safe

EverlastingTuck says:
I came back about 90-something years later

EverlastingTuck says:
and I find out she got married, had babies, grandbabies, great-
grandbabies, and she just died last year

EverlastingTuck says:
it sucks.

'...' says:
yeah, that would

EverlastingTuck says:
You ever get your heart broken by a girl?

'...' says:
not me, really

EverlastingTuck says:
ooc: what bout Amy?

EverlastingTuck says:
IC:

'...' says:
IC:

'...' says:
once

'...' says:
but it's not really important

EverlastingTuck says:
Dude. . . . I love the way you people talk now

EverlastingTuck says:
Dude is such a fun word

EverlastingTuck says:
your generation rocks

'...' says:
besides the constant swearing?

'...' says:
jay really has a potty mouth

EverlastingTuck says:
How old are you, anyways?

'...' says:
me?

EverlastingTuck says:
yyewah, I noticed

'...' says:
28

EverlastingTuck says:
*yeah

EverlastingTuck says:
I can't typ today

EverlastingTuck says:
*type

'...' says:
stoned?

EverlastingTuck says:
only slightly

'...' says:
that's my usual excuse

EverlastingTuck says:
somking my pipe

EverlastingTuck says:
with a special blend my brother makes

EverlastingTuck says:
heehee

EverlastingTuck says:
*smoking

'...' says:
cool

'...' says:
*nods*

EverlastingTuck says:
who is off trying to get himself hit by a bomb in Afganistan or whereever

'...' says:
idiot

'...' says:
sorry, you probably like him

'...' says:
but really

EverlastingTuck says:
he won't die

EverlastingTuck says:
even if he gets blown up

EverlastingTuck says:
or so, we think

EverlastingTuck says:
we don't know

EverlastingTuck says:
but his heart died when his wife went mad

'...' says:
no one's ever tried it, huh?

EverlastingTuck says:
and his children died

EverlastingTuck says:
over 150 years ago

EverlastingTuck says:
not yet

'...' says:
see, this is where i thank god i'm mostly normal

EverlastingTuck says:
Okay

'...' says:
except for the minor saving the world thing a couple of years back

EverlastingTuck says:
if you ever see a tree that seems impossibly old

'...' says:
but that doesn't really count

EverlastingTuck says:
and there's a spring coming up from under it

EverlastingTuck says:
don't drink it!

'...' says:
right

'...' says:
i'll do that

'...' says:
and i'll make jay doesn't fall in

'...' says:
cos he would

'...' says:
*make sure

EverlastingTuck says:
fountain of youth? The water may taste wonderful, but the consequences suck.

EverlastingTuck says:
Were you ever in the army?

'...' says:
no

EverlastingTuck says:
I'm guessing not

EverlastingTuck says:
yep,. I was right

EverlastingTuck says:
lol

'...' says:
not very fond of the man

'...' says:
givernment in general

'...' says:
bad experiences with cops

EverlastingTuck says:
"the man" I haven't hearn anyone say that since the 60s.

EverlastingTuck says:
lol

'...' says:
many many cops

'...' says:
have i mentioned that i don't like them?

EverlastingTuck says:
well, it's a humbling experince, going off to war.

EverlastingTuck says:
yes, yes, yes you did

EverlastingTuck says:
lol

'...' says:
they're such incredible dickheads

EverlastingTuck says:
for somebody who doesn't talk much, you sure type a lot

EverlastingTuck says:
 

'...' says:
yeah

'...' says:
it's different

EverlastingTuck says:
yeah

EverlastingTuck says:
I've learned that

EverlastingTuck says:
well

EverlastingTuck says:
you don't want to say too much

EverlastingTuck says:
it's best to save words for the times they really matter

'...' says:
yep

EverlastingTuck says:
or else they become meaningless

'...' says:
exactly

'...' says:
who listens to jay anyway?

'...' says:
well me, cos i'm his friend

'...' says:
but otherwise...

EverlastingTuck says:
lol

'...' says:
maybe the people he insultd

'...' says:
*insults

EverlastingTuck says:
Maybe I'm all wrong

'...' says:
hmm?

EverlastingTuck says:
but, as a casual observer

EverlastingTuck says:
All of Jay's homophobic comments would lead one to belive he's actually gay.

'...' says:
*shrugs*

'...' says:
no idea, man

EverlastingTuck says:
not that it even matters

'...' says:
no, not really

EverlastingTuck says:
I've seen a lot, and I've come to belive that love is all that matters

'...' says:
that's very sweet

'...' says:
i haven't seen very much love

EverlastingTuck says:
true love IS rare, but intense

'...' says:
yeah

'...' says:
*is a romantic at heart*

EverlastingTuck says:
I'd buy that

EverlastingTuck says:
Wasn't Jay rambling something about you crying at Pretty in Pink?

'...' says:
yeah

'...' says:
*looks embarrassed*

'...' says:
it was a sad movie, dude

'...' says:
but jay can be an asshole

EverlastingTuck says:
it was a sad movie

EverlastingTuck says:
I cried too

'...' says:
that makes me feel better

EverlastingTuck says:
I cried in Titanic, when the old people were lying in bed, and the
mom was telling her kids a bedtime story

'...' says:
yeah

'...' says:
i liked that movie

'...' says:
jay threw popcorn the whole way through

EverlastingTuck says:
Why am I not surprised?

'...' says:
yeah, it is kinda like that, innit?

EverlastingTuck says:
you know what show I like?

EverlastingTuck says:
Survivor

'...' says:
i think someone on that show should turn cannabilistic

EverlastingTuck says:
that would rovk

EverlastingTuck says:
heehee

EverlastingTuck says:
I remember when we heard about the Donner Party. . . . Miles and I laughed

EverlastingTuck says:
It's been happening all over the world for who knows how long

'...' says:
yeah

EverlastingTuck says:
it was just never publicized before

EverlastingTuck says:
what's funny is that they hand a live horse

EverlastingTuck says:
*had

'...' says:
brb, i've got the munchies

EverlastingTuck says:
mmmmm

'...' says:
food is good

EverlastingTuck says:
yes

EverlastingTuck says:
*eats mashed 'tatoes*

'...' says:
lol

EverlastingTuck says:
I'm

EverlastingTuck says:
my computers acting up

EverlastingTuck says:
so I might disappear off IM

EverlastingTuck says:
but we should hang out later

EverlastingTuck says:
get nice and stoned

'...' says:
yeah, that could be good

'...' says:
if you can tolerate jay

EverlastingTuck says:
hehe

EverlastingTuck says:
I can hold my own

'...' says:
not many ppl can

'...' says:
i have a rare gift

EverlastingTuck says:
ooc: WE should write them hanging out & getting stoned*

EverlastingTuck says:
IC:

EverlastingTuck says:
Oh, I almost forgot, Merry Christmas

'...' says:
OOC: that could be good.

'...' says:
IC:

'...' says:
and to you too

'...' says:
the prof's gone all out on the decorations, i noticed

EverlastingTuck says:
yeah

'...' says:
although most of the teachers and older students are in australia

EverlastingTuck says:
it's a pity that most of the students are at Camp

EverlastingTuck says:
including my gf, as a chaperone, since she's 19

'...' says:
i'm sure they're having fun

EverlastingTuck says:
I voted against going

EverlastingTuck says:
all those teenagers? No thank you

'...' says:
lol

'...' says:
i think the prof thought me and jay would be bad influences

'...' says:
which we are

EverlastingTuck says:
you'd get them all stoned!

EverlastingTuck says:
moreso than they usually are

'...' says:
actually, they usually aren't

EverlastingTuck says:
Even though, wll, technically my gf is a teenager, but she seems so mature

EverlastingTuck says:
and she doesn't age anymore

'...' says:
octavian, blond brit, is the only one who buys from us

EverlastingTuck says:
so, we'll quite possibly have forever together

'...' says:
you'd think at a school we'd sell more

EverlastingTuck says:
Whatever happened to that Kate chick?

EverlastingTuck says:
yeah, you would

'...' says:
i have no idea

'...' says:
she disappeared

'...' says:
did a runner

'...' says:
something

'...' says:
i dunno know

EverlastingTuck says:
ah

EverlastingTuck says:
beats me

'...' says:
jay's sulking cos she did

EverlastingTuck says:
You know what?

'...' says:
i dunno, i didn't like her very much

EverlastingTuck says:
It just occured to me

EverlastingTuck says:
that the only women I've ever met that are my age or older are

EverlastingTuck says:
;

EverlastingTuck says:
either my mother, vampires, or Nyx.

EverlastingTuck says:
and Nyx? Not really the long-term relationship typoe

'...' says:
nyx was cool

EverlastingTuck says:
although she does give a nice tumble in the sack

'...' says:
jay pissed her off

'...' says:
again

EverlastingTuck says:
looc: is it okay that I said htat?

EverlastingTuck says:
*ooc:

EverlastingTuck says:
ic:

EverlastingTuck says:
uh-oh

EverlastingTuck says:
that's never good

'...' says:
nah

'...' says:
i think she wrote it off as perpetual assholishness

'...' says:
which is true

'...' says:
anyway, i think i'm gonna go

'...' says:
save loki from jay

'...' says:
i don't know why jay insists on pissing him off

EverlastingTuck says:
Okay

EverlastingTuck says:
Maybe I'll come hang out

EverlastingTuck says:
where are you guys?

'...' says:
alrighty

'...' says:
jay, mine and loki's room

'...' says:
jay's annoying loki somewhere

'...' says:
i know it

EverlastingTuck says:
which is, which wing?

'...' says:
*shrugs*

'...' says:
don't ask me

'...' says:
i get lost from our room to the caf

EverlastingTuck says:
I'll find it

EverlastingTuck says:
see ya in a bit

EverlastingTuck says:
ooc: can you post?

'...' says:
alrighty

'...' says:
ok

'...' says:
OOC:

'...' says:
ok

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