Jono
Jonothon walked into his room and logged onto a music site he'd used to get the other lyrics for the sung he'd taken off. It had lyrics...and music. Ok...
A few moments of thought, and he started to scribble out lyrics. He took the tune, and kept the basic melody line, but made it a hell of a lot less 'pop', more rock or punk. Gah, pop...
I've known a few girls who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius you drive us up the wall
You're a regular original a know it all
Ah ah uh you think you're special
Ah ah uh you think you're something else
Okay so you're thousands of years old...figuratively speaking
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
You get me wrong, yeah I think you're annoying
But that won't keep the school intact, and us alive
You don't impress us much
I never knew a girl who brought trouble with her like poison
And a hell god with evil minions--and really bad taste
And all that angsty bullshit you carry with you should keep you
'Cause Heaven forbid you should ever mature and grow UP!
Ah ah uh you think you're special
Ah ah uh you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Dawn Summers
That don't impress us much
So you don't got the looks and you don't got the touch
You get us wrong, yeah we think you're an airhead
But that won't keep you in school, it's your cuz who does that
That don't impress us much
You're one of those girls who likes to whine about life
You make us listen to your endless sob story
I can't believe you think your life's been so hard
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!
Ah ah uh you think you're special
Ah ah uh you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a dead Slayer for a sister
That don't impress us much
So you got the body but have you got the grief
You get us wrong, yeah we think you're bullshit
But your thick skin will keep you thinking that we care
You don't impress us much
You think you're cool but you bore us to tears
Don't get us wrong, yeah we think you're a whining bitch
But that won't keep us listening, cos we've heard it all before
That don't impress us much
Okay, so what do you think you're a suffering saint or
something...
Whatever
That don't impress us.
Jonothon sat back, read through. And laughed.