Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
Mordred held Bryant as Spike drove the wagon for a bit. The Hobbits were all bouncing excitedly...well, to tell the truth, Merry and Pippin were. Frodo and Sam were a bit more subdued.
It had been about three months, Middle Earth time. Their time in Mirkwood had passed without further incident. They had all learnt more weapons skill and were passing proficent in Elvish now...though apparently his accent in particular was atrocious.
Vortigern paced his horse easily at the side of the wagon.
"Aragorn and Legolas say we'll be in the Shire soon."
"Hoorah!" Pippin cheered.
Gwen
Merry joined in the cheering, waving his small hobbit arms around. Gwen sat next to him, in the back of the wagon, holding Eavan carefully.
"And we can get some ale!" Merry bounced.
"Is it time for breakfast?" Pippin asked.
"Don't be silly, Pip, it's time for elevensies," Merry replied.
Mordred
"You two are always thinking of your stomachs," Mordred said.
Merry gave him a 'duh' look.
"O'course!"
"Home again," Frodo said happily as the wagon rattled over the ruts in the road.
"That's Bree," Sam said, pointing at a town.
"But we're going to Hobbiton!" Pippin said excitedly.
Gwen
"I bet Sam's eager to see Rosie," Merry said in a sing song voice.
Gwen chuckled and sang softly to Eavan in elvish, as the little girl opened her eyes widely and gave a tiny smile. Gwen reached out with one hand to rest her hand on Mordred's knee affectionately.
Mordred, Spike and Faolan
Sam blushed.
Mordred leant his head against Gwen's shoulder as he held Bryant in his arms.
Spike whistled slightly as they crossed a bridge over the Brandywine river.
Legolas and Aragorn were scouting ahead on their horses, talking to each other in quick snatches of lilting Elvish. Faolan stirred from where he was in Frodo's lap, blinking slightly before dropping his head and continuing his contented purring.
Gwen
Over the three months, Eavan and Bryant had grown too big for their own clothes, so they were now dressed in baby elf clothing that they'd picked up in their fleeting visit at Rivendell.
Gwen turned her head and kissed Mordred softly, her newly cut brown hair blowing out behind her.
Mordred and Vortigern
Mordred kissed her back, loving that she was back with him again. Even if that had been only for a few hours, that whole elf thing with the necklace had been far too terrifying for words!
Vortigern clicked to his horse and it broke into a canter from the lazy walk it had been doing before. He soon caught up with Aragorn and Legolas.
"After this...let's go to Gondor," he suggested.
Aragorn nodded.
"I would like to show you my city."
"And the fact that Arwen is there has nothing to do with it?" Vortigern said, raising an eyebrow. Aragorn looked slightly uncomfortable and Legolas smiled faintly.
Gwen
"Yucky," Eavan and Bryant chorused.
Gwen giggled as she pulled back slightly from Mordred.
"Silly babies."
"Not," they both replied.
Mordred and Vortigern
"When you're grown up, you'll understand," Mordred said, smiling slightly.
Bryant made a face.
"Don't wanna."
"Hobbiton!" Merry said gleefully as the wagon went up a hill.
The three riders were waiting for them at the top of it, and then Vortigern clicked his heels to the side of his horse.
"Hie!"
His horse broke into a gallop and Vortigern leant over the neck of his horse as Legolas followed him. The brown steed Vortigern was riding leapt nimbly over a fence and Legolas gave the signal for his horse to do the same.
The small sleepy village of Hobbiton was spread out below them.
Gwen
Pippin jumped to his feet and bpunced around and promptly fell on top of Sam.
"Ooof!"
"Ye should watch it," Pippin said, keeping a straight face.
Sam shook his head slightly.
Gwen grinned and took Mordred's hand, caressing it softly as she looked out over Hobbiton.
"It's so beautiful," she commented.
"Yes!" Merry bounced.
Mordred
"Of course it is," Pippin said indignatly.
"It's Hobbiton!"
"Right..." Mordred smiled slightly, then handed Bryant to Gwen.
"I'm going to go catch up Vort, ok love?"
Gwen
"Ok."
Gwen took Bryant and then put Eavan and Bryant onto the seat, on each side of her, holding them gently.
Mordred
Mordred grinned at her then slipped over the edge of the wagon, landing on the saddle of his horse.
Sam helpfully unlaced the reins and Mordred gave him a thankful smile.
"Thanks Sam!"
"Anytime, Master Mordred."
"How many times do I have to ask you to just call me Mordred?"
"Probably at least as many as I to get him to call me just Frodo," Frodo said dryly.
Mordred laughed and sent his black horse after Legolas and Vortigern.
"Riders!" A hobbit called out.
"Ooh, an elf!"
Legolas looked slightly uncomfortable as the whispers rose.
Gwen
Pippin and Merry stuck their heads over the side of the wagon and waved to all the hobbits.
"We're back!" Pippin called gleefully to them.
"Is that a cause to cheer?" Gwen asked playfully.
Merry and Pippin looked at each other and then Pippin casually lifted Eavan and set her over onto the other seat, then did the same with Bryant.
"For the Shire!" Merry and Pippin pounced on her as Sam watched Eavan and Bryant.
Mordred
Mordred's horse tossed his head and rolled his eyes as a Hobbit child got too close to his hooves. He reared and Mordred pulled back on the reins, keeping his seat and making the horse dance on his back legs.
"Someone move the child!"
Legolas dismounted and almost seemed to flow as he snatched the child up from under the horse's dangerous hooves and deposited her safely away.
Gwen
Legolas flipped back up onto his horse as they trotted up to Bag End.
Frodo seemed to get a little more excited as they pulled up at his hobbit hole.
"Bag End," he said softly, a happy look coming across his features.
Gwen grinned and sat up straight as Pippin and Merry ceased their attack. She took Eavan and Bryant from Sam and put them back into the stroller as she hopped out of the wagon.
The four hobbits helped her lift the stroller down from the wagon, then she helped them all down, one by one.
Mordred and Vortigern
"I like it," Vortigern said, smiling slightly. He dismounted and patted his horse's neck.
"It's...compact," Mordred said.
"It's Bag End!" Pippin bounced.
"We do listen occasionally," Mordred said, smiling as he slid off the back of his horse.
Gwen
Frodo walked slowly over and opened the gate. He walked up to the front door and opened it.
"Home," he said quietly.
"Come on, we'll go inside and put on a pot of tea," Merry said happily.
"Alright..." Gwen said as she followed the hobbits in, bending down, but for the most part, being short enough to stand under the high roof without hitting her head.
Legolas looked uncertain as he followed them in, ducking under the lights and doorways.
Aaragon, Pippin and Merry
Aragorn tied the reins of the horses to the back of the wagon before following them inside.
The taller people of the party looked around as the hobbits bustled industriously.
"Come in, sit down," Pippin said.
"If you can fit in the chairs," Merry laughed.
Gwen
"Maybe we could have tea outside," Sam suggested sensibly.
Gwen nodded. "All in favour?"
"Yes," Legolas and Aragorn said in unison.
Mordred
Mordred laughed.
Frodo nodded.
"Good idea. Sam, would you give me a hand?"
Sam went to help Frodo as Merry and Pippin unearthed a picnic blanket.
The group headed outside.
Gwen
Pippin and Merry unfolded the blanket and lay it out on the ground for everyone, then went to help Frodo and Sam.
Gwen sat down and pulled Eavan and Bryant out of the stroller and sat them down.
"Da!" Bryant called.
Mordred
Mordred settled next to Bryant.
"Yes, Bry?"
"Hand!"
Mordred chuckled slightly and gave his hand to his son to slobber over.
"Lights?" Eavan asked wistfully and Vortigern summoned up some dancing will o' the wisp style lights for her to play with. She gurgled happily.
Some hobbits paused at the gate, looking in.
Gwen
Gwen lay back against Mordred, picking up Eavan and sitting her on her stomach.
"Mama! Look at the lights!" Eavan giggled.
"I see them, Evie," Gwen replied.
The Hobbits came outside, holding trays of assorted food and drinks, and specially made food and drink for the babies.
Vortigern, Faolan and Spike
The group started to eat, talking mostly in Common, but occasionally slipping into Elvish.
Bryant gave up Mordred's hand on favour of some real food.
Faolan pattered up in his cat shape and lay gracefully next to Vortigern, rolling over to present his stomach to be petted. Vortigern did so and Faolan set up a contented buzz.
"So...are they going to say something, or are they just going to stare?" Spike said to the hobbits he knew.
Gwen
"Usually the only big person they see is Gandalf," Merry supplied.
"Although he has made we Bagginses very..." Frodo began.
"Adventurous?" Merry grinned.
"And most have just heard of but never seen Strider," Pippin put in.
"Ah," Gwen said, raising an eyebrow at Aragorn. He smiled slightly as he took a sip of his tea.
Spike and Vortigern
"And we're so very intimidating," Spike said with a grin.
He reached over to ruffle Vortigern's hair and his lover smiled back at him, katanas close to hand. Mordred as usual was wearing his sword. Spike had his stakes, fists and fangs.
"Well, yeah..." Vortigern drawled. He sat up slightly and slid the katana harness off his back.
"I'm going to go draw."
"I'd say take the katanas with you, luv," Spike said.
Vortigern smiled slightly.
"It's the Shire, Spike. And I've got my daggers, ok?"
Gwen
"Take us!" Bryant and Eavan said in unison. "Uncle Vort, take us!"
Gwen grinned.
"I think they're hinting, Vort."
Mordred, Vortigern, Spike and Faolan
"Yeah, just slightly. Damn, your kids are pushy," Vortigern said as he stood.
"Gwen's fault," Spike said.
"How is it Gwen's fault?" Mordred said, sitting up to hug his wife.
"Well, it's not you. Fao's fine. Therefore, it must be Gwen," Spike explained with supreme logic.
Faolan yawned, then shifted into his human form.
"Can I go play?"
"Sure, if you guys think that he'll be alright," Mordred said, looking at the hobbits.
Gwen
"Yeah, he'll be fine," Pippin said, nodding.
Gwen grinned. "Probably."
"Heard that," Eavan and Bryant said to Spike.
"But the unison thing... that's gotta come from Mordred's side, seeing as it's thanks to him we have twins." Gwen snickered. "D you remember in London, when Mordred and Vort were doing a lot of things in unison?" She grinned cheekily.
Vortigern and Mordred
Vortigern blushed as Mordred gave Gwen and Spike a mock-angry glare.
"Leaving now."
Vortigern picked up Eavan and Bryant, putting them in the stroller.
Gwen
Gwen kissed Mordred and let her hands drift over his crotch.
"But you love me."
She giggled.
Mordred and Vortigern
Mordred growled and stopped her hands, before kissing her.
"I do, but you need to remember that they're all ever so much shockable here."
Legolas for one was looking off into the distance, face carefully blank as the tips of his ears blushed a faint red.
Vortigern laughed and started off down the path.
Gwen
Gwen grinned and kissed him back.
"Sorry guys..."
She leaned back against Mordred again and entwined their fingers.
Mordred and Vortigern
"So, Sam, are you going to go see Rosie?" Merry asked cheekily.
Sam blushed and murmured something incomprehensible.
Mordred squeezed Gwen's hand back gently.
"Who's Rosie?" Spike asked.
"Rosie is the girl who Sam is carrying a torch for," Pippin said.
"They really should just get married, it's getting pathetic," Merry added.
Vortigern settled down to draw, one foot tucked into the back of the stroller to make sure it didn't roll away.
Gwen
"We should take them to the Green Dragon!" Pippin said suddenly. "And they can meet Rosie."
Sam suddenly became really interested in his tea cup.
Gwen closed her eyes in contentment.
Spike, Mordred and Vortigern
"That could be fun," Spike said. "I'm taking it that this Green Dragon is an inn, yeah?"
"One of the best in the Shire," Pippin said.
"Really great ale," Merry said enthuasistically.
"Good. I'm about out of JD." Spike nodded and leant back, sliding a cigarette into his mouth and lighting up.
Mordred kissed Gwen's neck lazily.
Vortigern sketched, listening with half an ear to the whispers and giggles from the hobbits who passed by.
Gwen
Gwen leaned her head up and kissed Mordred properly.
"Mommy, Da, we know what you're doing," Eavan and Bryant informed them.
Gwen shook her head. "They get that from you," she told Mordred. "And drinking? Sounds good."
Mordred
"Not my fault I'm a telepath," Mordred said, kissing her again.
"Kids," he reminded her after a few minutes.
Gwen
"Yeah..."
Gwen nodded and kissed him back.
"No drinking."
She gave an exaggerated sigh.
Mordred and Vortigern
"If there was someone we could leave them with, we could go drinking," Mordred said, smiling slightly.
"What'choo doing?" A voice asked Vortigern suddenly, breaking into his concentration.
"Drawing," Vortigern said simply. The little hobbit girl nodded.
"Nice."
Gwen
Legolas looked at them. "I would not mind looking after them for a night."
"Thanks Legolas!" Gwen grinned broadly and relaxed in Mordred's arms. "Yay! Drinking."
Mordred
Mordred chuckled slightly and kissed her.
"Bloody hell yeah."
"Great!" Merry exclaimed.
"We can make Sam embarrassed even more!" Pippin said, bouncing slightly.
Gwen
Gwen grinned and relaxed, lazily picking up a biscuit and nibbling at it.
"Great," Sam said softly.
Merry grinned. "Then it's settled."
Mordred and Vortigern
Once Vortigern came back and was told what was happening, the group killed some time until they were leaving to go to the Green Dragon.
Mordred kissed Gwen's neck fondly then turned to slide one of the elvish shirts that he had recieved in Lothlorien over his head.
"Good of the elf to look after the kids for us."
Gwen
"He's a good guy. I can't believe he's still talking to me after... I can't believe you're still talking to me after that."
Gwen unzipped the back of her dress and stepped out of it. She reached for another long white elven style dress and dressed carefully, then twisted her hair up on her head and stuck two chopsticks in, keeping it up.
Gwen
"Mmm...wasn't you."
And to Mordred, it really was that simple.
"Are you ready, milady?"
Mordred
Gwen nodded and took his hand.
"I am indeed. Let's go tease Sam about Rosie."
She left the room and bent down to kiss Bryant and Eavan, then touched Legolas's shoulder. "Thanks."
"It is not a problem," he replied.
"Bye bye Mama! Bye bye Da!" Eavan and Bryant chorused.
Mordred, Vortigern, Spike and Faolan
Bye Da. Faolan lifted his head from where he was dozing on the hearth rug.
"Be good for the elf," Mordred said.
Faolan gave him a look.
Would I be otherwise?
"I wonder if we should be afraid," Vortigern murmured as he came out of the bedroom he and Spike were sharing, quick fingers finishing lacing the cream top that he had recieved in Rivendell.
Gwen
Gwen squeezed Mordred's hand, then let go of his hand to bend under the doorway to meet the Hobbits, and Aragorn outside.
"Hurry, hurry!" Pippin bounced.
"Yes, there's good ale that's not been drunk!" Merry grinned. "And Rosieeeeeee."
Sam blushed.
Spike and Mordred
Spike shrugged into his duster, the vampire having refused emphatically on numerous occasions to change his clothes to better fit into the Middle Earth society.
"We going then?"
"Yeah." Mordred nodded.
"Let's go then!" Pippin fairly bounced to the door, opening it.
The group headed out.
"Bye Legolas, and thanks!" Mordred said.
Hobbits
They walked down to the Green Dragon and the taller members of the group were relieved to see that the inside of the Green Dragon was bigger and higher than Bag End.
"What can we do you for?" Rosie asked cheerfully, smiling at Sam. Sam blushed and looked away and Frodo nudged him forward. Same blushed harder and ordered the drinks for them, while Pippin and Merry half bounced, half led them over to a table.
Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
Mordred sat and pulled Gwen into his lap, kissing her gently.
The group ignored the whispers of the hobbits around them.
"So, and who would you folk all be?" Rosie said as she started to serve the drinks to the group.
"You know who we are, Rosie, surely!" Merry said in a teasing tone.
"And it's a sad thing that I do, Master Brandybuck," Rosie teased right back.
"Oh, that's no fair. You can call me Merry, you know," Merry said, grinning.
"Mordred Lewllyn," Mordred introduced himself.
"Vortigern Lewllyn," Vortigern said softly, smiling at Rosie.
"Spike," the vampire said shortly.
Gwen
"Gwen Lewllyn," Gwen said.
"Pippin!" Pippin grinned.
Rosie shook her head. "It has been a long time since we saw you in these parts, Master Took."
Mordred
"Well, that's a tale and a half, let me tell you!" Pippin said.
Rosie put her hand on her hip and gave him a sceptical look.
"Oh is it now, Master Took?"
"Yes indeed! Sam should tell you all about, shouldn't you, Sam?"
Mordred smiled slightly and drank some of the ale. Not bad.
Gwen
About an hour later, Pippin and Merry were both extremely drunk, and were dancing and singing on the table.
"To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall and wind may blow
But there still be
Many miles to go
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
And the stream that falls
From hill to plain
Better than rain or rippling brook..."
Is a mug of beer inside this Took!"
Merry and Pippin sang
together, giggling when it was over.
Gwen laughed and took another sip of her ale, just slightly tipsy as she discreetly ground her hips onto Mordred, still on his lap.
Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
Mordred moaned quietly into her ear, fingers pressing onto her hips.
Spike laughed as he watched Vortigern drink more ale. The boy was already half drunk. Well, wouldn't that be fun?
"You two are good singers. Odd song though," Vortigern said.
"And you think you could do better?" Pippin said.
Vortigern gave him a regal look.
"I *know* I could do better."
"Then do!"
Vortigern shrugged slightly as he stood from his seat.
"Send someone to love me
I need to rest in arms
keep me safe from harm
In pouring rain
Give me endless summer
lord I feel the cold
feel I'm getting old
before my time
As my soul heals the shame
I will grow old through this pain
Lord I'm doing all I can
to be a better man
Go easy on my conscience
Cos it's not my fault
I know I've been told
to take the blame
Rest assured my angels
Will catch my tears
walk me out of here
I'm in pain
As my soul heals the shame
I will grow old through this pain
Lord I'm doing all I can
to be a better man
Once you found that lover
you're homeward bound
Love is all around
Love is all around
I know some have fallen on stony ground
But love is all around
Send someone to love me
I need to rest in arms
keep me safe from harm
In pouring rain
Give me endless summer
lord I feel the cold
feel I'm getting old
before my time
As my soul heals the shame
I will grow old through this pain
Lord I'm doing all I can
to be a better man..."
OOC: Better man by Robbie Williams
Gwen
Gwen clapped and ground her hips again. She casually brushed her
hands over his nipples.
"Very well done," Pippin said, still grinning like an idiot. He took
another swig of his ale. "Who else can sing?"
Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
Mordred shifted his hips under her and kissed her neck, grazing her
skin with his teeth.
"Spike can sing," Vortigern said.
"Sod off, pet, I'm not singing," Spike growled, before downing the
rest of his ale.
"Please...Spike..." Vortigern pouted at him.
Spike sighed.
"Why me? Why, oh why, me?"
"Because you looooove me," Vortigern said smugly.
"Did you write the book of love
OOC: American Pie, by Don McLean.
PS- Madonna is a stupid poser who should have left this fantastic
song the hell alone.
Gwen
"Gwen! Mordred!" Pippin bounced.
Gwen raised an eyebrow and thought for a second.
"Mmmkay."
She cleared her throat slightly and started to sing.
"Don't be confused by my apparent lack of ceremony
I love you
Even when I'm sleeping
and if they take me flying on the magic carpet
I love you
Even when I'm sleeping
No matter where the road is leading us remember don't be afraid
I love you
Even When I'm Sleeping - Leonardo's Bride
Mordred
"I love you too, mo cariad," Mordred said, accent thicker then
usual. Usually he managed to keep to a mainly British one, but he
was reverting to the lilting Welsh now he was getting ever so
slightly snockered.
"A song from the Wolf!" Merry said.
"Fine, fine..."
Mordred thought for a moment.
"Never made it as a wise man
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you didn't know that
This is how you remind me of what I really am
Never made it as a wise man
This is how you remind me
How you remind me by Nickelback
Gwen
Gwen grinned and as soon as he'd taken a breath after singing, she
covered his mouth with her own, the ale now sinking in and making
her sluttier than usual.
"I love you," she whispered, before kissing him again.
Merry and Pippin giggled, while Sam looked at them and then at
Rosie, and blushed.
Mordred and Vortigern
"I love you as well, mo cariad," Mordred said after he caught his
breath.
He bit down gently on the curve of her neck.
"I think the hobbits disapprove, my love."
Aragorn raised his eyebrows slightly and blew a smoke ring from his
pipe.
"And I think the ranger does too."
Vortigern laughed as he leant back into Spike.
Gwen
"Mmmmm," Gwen said, pouting. But she pulled away, grinding her hips
discreetly into him again.
"More ale!" Pippin said.
Frodo nodded and got up to get another round.
Mordred and Vortigern
Mordred moaned into her ear quietly.
"This is actually pretty good," Vortigern said.
"Toldja, the Green Dragon has the best ale, and the prettiest
barmaid!" Merry said loudly.
Sam blushed.
Gwen
Gwen decided she liked this reaction and ground into him again.
Pippin nodded his agreement enthusiastically. "How did we survive
all that time without this ale? It's what hobbits do best, you know."
"Eat and drink?" Aragorn asked, looking amused.
"Yes," Pippin replied.
Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
"High aims indeed," Vortigern said dryly.
Mordred's hand rubbed against Gwen's hip.
"Well, what else is there worth doing?" Merry asked, shrugging.
"Shagging," Spike said succintly.
Gwen
Gwen slipped off Mordred's lap and sat next to him, and grinned at
the fact the table covered what she was doing. She reached over and
slid her hand down his pants and rubbed him gently.
"Shagging is highly of the good," Gwen said, using her free hand to
have another drink.
Mordred and Spike
"Indeed," Mordred said, eyes darkening into a deep black blue.
Spike snickered, and let his hand graze Vortigern's crotch. The
nearly inaudible hiss told him that the bond was if anything,
stronger then before.
How very interesting.
Gwen
Gwen pulled Mordred's length out of his pants and slid her hand up
and down, all the while looking innocent and drinking.
"Shagging is something we should be doing right now, in fact," Gwen
commented softly in Mordred's ear.
Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
"You are a wicked, wicked girl," Mordred murmured, breath catching
slightly in his throat.
Vortigern fidgeted slightly on his seat and Spike leant over as if
to whisper in his ear, instead pricking his earlobe just slightly
with his fangs. The mortal shuddered.
"Why do I get the feeling we're missing out on something?" Pippin
said.
"Probably because we are," Merry said cheerfully.
"Sam, why don't you go talk to Rosie?"
"Oh, leave me alone, Merry," Sam muttered.
Gwen
"Me?" Gwen said, still stroking, slowly, up and down, never breaking
her rhythm. She sent a light spark through him.
"We'll be closing soon," Rosie announced and receiving a chorus of
good natured 'boo's' in return.
Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
"Yes, you," Mordred said in a husky voice.
Spike laughed as Vortigern whispered to him and kissed him long and
hard.
Gwen
Gwen grinned and tucked Mordred back in his pants and kissed him
lightly on the cheek and continued to drink.
An hour later, Rosie was shooing everyone from the tavern.
"Go on Sam," Merry said nudging him over to Rosie.
Mordred and Vortigern
Sam blushed, shook his head and stammered something.
Pippin laughed.
"Roooosie! Oh, Roooosssiieeee! I think someone wants to speak to you-
oo!" He carolled.
Sam's blush deepened as Rosie walked up.
"Master Took, I think you are the worse for drink," she said dryly.
"And I think it's time you were getting along home. Or to Bag End,
if that's where ye be a'staying."
"Oh, it's not me, Rosie, it's Sam."
Mordred chuckled at Pippin's innocent face as he stood, swaying
slightly.
Vortigern was much further drunk then Mordred and more or less
depending on Spike to make him walk in a straight line.
Gwen
Gwen lifted her long elven skirt up to her knees so she could walk
easily, then while the rest of the group were distracted, she took
Mordred's hand and put it under her skirt.
"Meet you at Bag End, lover," she whispered, then pulled away and
walked in zig zags to Bag End to relieve Legolas of Eavan and
Bryant.
She walked in to find the elf had set up the beds as asked by Frodo,
and they'd ever so considerately found two private rooms for the
couples. Bryant and Eavan slept in cots in the corner of the room.
Mordred
Mordred rolled his eyes slightly. There was no way he was 'porting
when he was this drunk. He'd probably 'port himself into a wall. If
he was at the mansion, he might have risked it, but seeing as how he
was where he was...he'd settle with more mundane methods of
transportation.
The group set off up the lane, leaving Sam to stutter a farewell to
the amused Rosie.
She bent and kissed his cheek lightly.
"Good night, Sam Gamgee."
And closed the door of the inn.
Sam looked at the door, then smiled hugely. Merry punched him in the
shoulder.
"Go Sam!"
Gwen
Legolas looked up from his seat where he'd been quietly reading a
book. "They're asleep... if you want, I can watch them tonight."
Gwen nodded. "There's still a lot of milk in the bottles, if
that's... whoa." She giggled as she stumbled slightly. "Thank you."
Legolas smiled. "Yours and Mordred's room is down the hall to the
left."
"Night." Gwen zig zagged down to her room and fell onto the bed,
giggling slightly.
Mordred, Vortigern and Spike
The group entered the burrow and Mordred laughed as Vortigern
stumbled and fell against Spike.
"Spike! My hero!" Vortigern said in a girlish voice, fluttering his
eyelashes.
"You are so pissed, pet," Spike said as he helped Vortigern back
onto his feet.
"Rooms?" Mordred asked Legolas.
"Yours is down the hall to the left."
"Thanks, Legolas."
Mordred headed down to the room and opened the door, closing it
behind him.
With a bit of help, Spike managed to get Vortigern into their room.
Merry and Pippin said goodnight and set off for the Took residence.
Gwen
Gwen smiled lazily as Mordred walked in, letting the sheet fall,
revealing the naked situation she was in. She stood up and walked
over to him, kissing him hard, her tongue fighting for dominance in
his mouth.
Mordred
Mordred kissed her back hard, hands sliding down her sides.
"I like the way you think, angel..."
Gwen
"Mmmmhmmmmm, it's the ideal way to think."
Gwen turned them around and walked back slightly and pushed him down
on the bed, then grinned cheekily as she undid his pants and pulled
them down. She moved up and pulled his shirt off and lowered her
mouth to one nipple, tongue swirling, playing with his piercing,
then she licked her way down his chest and nipped at the insides of
his thighs, then finally took him in her mouth.
Mordred
Mordred moaned, hands going down to play affectionately with her
hair.
"Ed' i'ear ar' elenea..." (By the Sea and Stars...)
Gwen
Gwen hummed around him, her hands stroking as she took more and more
of him into her mouth, finally deepthroating him. She hummed again.
Mordred
Mordred hissed through his teeth.
"Gwen..."
He came with a muffled cry.
Gwen
Gwen swallowed it all then slid her way up his body and kissed him,
her fingers flicking at his nipple rings.
Mordred
Mordred kissed her back, arching into her fingers before pulling
them both down onto the bed.
"Bed's a little short," he remarked as his feet hung over the edge.
"Still, I suppose for hobbits, it's pretty close."
He rolled them so she was on top and kissed the hollow between her
breasts.
Gwen
Gwen bent her head down to lick at his lips, then nip lightly at
them, one hand reaching down to stroke his length again.
"Mmm, bed's alright, don't think we'll do too much sleeping
though... unless of course, you want to sleep."
Gwen stopped her hand moving and raised an eyebrow at Mordred, a
cheeky grin on her face.
Mordred
"What the f*ck do you think?" Mordred moaned, hips bucking up
slightly.
Gwen
Gwen giggled and continued to move her hand.
"Hmm, I think we can sleep in the wagon tomorrow..."
She covered his mouth with hers.
Mordred
Mordred kissed her, tongue duelling with hers.
"Same."
Gwen
Gwen rolled over so she was lying next to Mordred, one hand still
gently caressing him, while the other played with his nipple rings,
tugging gently.
Mordred
Mordred moaned slightly, eyes half closing.
"So...you just want to play?"
He moved on top of her and kissed her deeply.
"I think...maybe later."
He slid inside her with one thrust.
Gwen
Gwen's hips bucked up slightly as she reached to kiss him.
"I was hoping you'd wanna play again later," she said softly.
Mordred
"I did say...later," Mordred promised, before nipping at her bottom
lip.
""God I love you Gwen..."
Gwen
"And I love you."
Gwen kissed him softly, her hips thrusting up to meet his.
"Mine."
Mordred
Mordred growled inarticulately and moved faster.
"Always. Mine."
He bit at her neck, sucking hard.
Gwen
"Always."
Gwen's hips bucked and she lifted her head to give Mordred a large
hickey on his neck.
"Always and forever."
Mordred
Mordred shuddered and twisted his hips slightly, grinding against
her.
"Love you, ahhh, god, Gwen..."
Gwen
Gwen moaned, and bit down on his shoulder to muffle her screams as
she came, but it was still fairly audible.
"I love you too."
***
Legolas and Aragorn both sat up, then realised where the scream had
come from, and in unison, lay down on their separate beds and put
pillows over their ears.
Mordred and Vortigern
Mordred's hips bucked wildly as he came, moaning into her ear.
He kissed her neck thoughtfully.
~*~*~*~
Vortigern bit down so hard on Spike's shoulder he drew blood,
wrenching a guttural scream from the vampire as he came.
~*~*~*~
Mordred snickered slightly.
"I feel sorry for the elf."
Gwen
Gwen smiled as she regained her breath.
"At least he can't smell it."
She reached up and kissed him again.
Mordred
"Ah, but at least Spike is getting some."
Mordred lay next to her, hands caressing her body.
Gwen
"Getting some what?" Gwen asked innocently, leaning over and kissing
him.
She lowered her mouth to suck on his nipple.
Mordred
"You know, ahhhh, exactly what."
Mordred squirmed slightly.
"The elf is all alone...too gentlemanly, that's his problem. Common
failing of elves, I'm finding."
Gwen
"Mmmmhmmmm," Gwen agreed, still licking at his nipple.
She grinned and let a hand stray down and stroke his length.
Mordred
Mordred hissed slightly, hips moving into Gwen's hands.
"Gwen..."
His hand moved to rub her gently in retaliation.
Gwen
"Yes Mordred?" Gwen asked, keeping her face straight as she stopped
rubbing him.
Mordred
"You are so evil..." Mordred muttered as he slid a finger into her,
thumb rubbing over her stud.
"Why do you do that?"
Gwen
Gwen thought for a second.
"Because I'm a terribly cold hearted bitch?"
She resumed her rubbing.
"But don't you just love me that way?"
Mordred
"I love you, every part," Mordred said, eyes closing slightly.
"But ahhh godddd, can you not stop? Very disconcerting..."
He rubbed harder.
Gwen
Gwen moaned and then giggled slightly.
"I'm sorry... but it keeps you on your toes."
Her rubbing got harder.
Mordred
"Totally evil..." Mordred murmured as he slid another finger inside
her.
"And you call me a tease..."
Gwen
"I don't tease you."
Gwen grinned then leaned over to kiss him deeply, one hand gliding
over his length, the over flicking his nipple rings.
Mordred
"The, oh god, the hell you don't," Mordred said, moaning slightly.
He moved his fingers quicker.
Gwen
Gwen moaned and flipped over so they were in a sixty nine postion
and took him in her mouth again.
Mordred
Mordred's eyelids fluttered briefly before he started to use his
tongue as well as his fingers.
Gwen
Gwen moaned around his length and started to glide her hads over
him, her tongue flicking at his head.
Mordred
Mordred played with her stud, tongue flicking around his fingers as
they slid in and out of her.
He hummed briefly.
Gwen
Gwen shivered and moaned, then resumed her playing with his length,
licking the sides and sent small shocks through him.
Mordred
Mordred shuddered slightly. She was so good at this. He bit down
lightly on her stud, humming again.
Gwen
"Ah," Gwen gasped out.
Her back arched slightly as she resumed her task, taking more and
more of him into her mouth, slightly unable to concentrate due to
the sensations Mordred was causing.
Mordred
Mordred hummed again, more forcefully this time as he added another
finger to the two that were already sliding in and out of her.
Gwen
"Oohhhhhhh God!" Gwen moaned as her hips bucked.
She took Mordred into her mouth again so she was deep throating him,
humming slightly.
Mordred
Mordred moaned, fingers stopping for a moment, before he resumed
their movement.
God, Gwen...
Gwen
Gwen moaned around his length, reaching back and flicking at his
nipple rings, her tongue teasing his length as she hummed around him.
Mordred
Mordred hissed in pleasure and quickened his movements of his
fingers and tongue.
Gwen
Gwen's hips bucked slightly as she came.
"Mmmmmmm," she half moaned, half hummed around him.
Mordred
"Oh god!" Mordred cried out as he came.
Gwen
Gwen swallowed and flipped herself around and kissed him deeply.
Mordred
Mordred kissed her back, tasting himself on her lips and knowing she
could taste herself on his. He laid his arm around her waist.
Gwen
Gwen lay down, her head resting on his chest.
"Well that was fun."
Mordred
"Yeah," Mordred agreed lazily, feeling pleasantly languid.
He kissed her neck and held her close.
Gwen
Gwen leaned up and kissed him properly.
"Quite nice here," she commented sleepily.
She closed her eyes.
Mordred
"Mmhmmmm..." Mordred agreed, closing his eyes.
He listened to her quiet breathing and soon fell asleep with her in
his arms.
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?" Spike sang, fingers
dancing over Vortigern's shoulder. He leaned back into it, brown
eyes darkening.
My mind is clear
I may be low or miles high off in the distance
I want you near
When I close my eyes, you're everywhere
See me wave
If our communication fails I'll reconnect it
I want to rave
When I close my eyes, you're everywhere
We have a continent that sometimes comes between us, that's ok
Even when I'm sleeping
When I close my eyes, you're everywhere..."
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin
Tired of livin like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
I've been wrong I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no
I said I love you and I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have
Damn near killed you
And this is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
I've been wrong I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
I've been wrong I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no
Yet? Yet? Yet? No no..."