IM - Faith and Friday
Byte Me says: Hi Faith! Firecracker says: hey day Firecracker says: haha rhyme Byte Me says: lol Firecracker says: sorry, how are ya? Byte Me says: good Byte Me says: except one minor detail Firecracker says: ah, whats that? Byte Me says: apparently I'm a slayer like you Byte Me says: *sigh* Firecracker says: ahh, sucks, doesnt it? Byte Me says: stupid vampires... *mutter mutter mutter* Firecracker says: yeah, but killing is fun Byte Me says: lol Byte Me says: I've kinda been put in a possition where I have to believe Byte Me says: considering I turned one to dust the other night Firecracker says: yeah, that'll do that to you Firecracker says: got yourself a watcher? Byte Me says: I didn't even realise he was a vampire until he was dead Byte Me says: yeah... I told you about my friend who got me into martial arts? Byte Me says: Her name is Susie Firecracker says: ah Byte Me says: she's my watcher Byte Me says: of course... Byte Me says: now she's trying to tell me that she's 98 Byte Me says: but there no way she could be that old Byte Me says: she looks more my age Firecracker says: ah fair enough Firecracker says: immortal? Byte Me says: yeah... she tried to tell me that too Byte Me says: lol Firecracker says: fair enough Byte Me says: *sigh* Byte Me says: *bangs head against wall* Byte Me says: I feel like my entire life has been in this box Byte Me says: and someone's come along Byte Me says: taken the lid off Byte Me says: and turned it upside down so that everything falls out Byte Me says: meh Firecracker says: ah... that happens Firecracker says: but you get sorta used to it Firecracker says: it never gets great... well it does if you like hitting things Byte Me says: oh great I have to expect my life to get even more confusing? Firecracker says: depends Byte Me says: lol Firecracker says: susie told you about hellmouths yet? Byte Me says: no Firecracker says: ah, wait for that one then Firecracker says: they're fun lessons Firecracker says: *rolls eyes* Byte Me says: should I be worried? Firecracker says: mouth of hell, they open, chaos ensues Firecracker says: thats basically it Byte Me says: oh okay Firecracker says: but usually they have pictures Firecracker says: and sometimes a globe Byte Me says: nothing drastic then? Byte Me says: lol Firecracker says: hopefully you wont have one near you Firecracker says: then its easy sailing... Byte Me says: cool Byte Me says: Guess what! Firecracker says: ? Byte Me says: I get to use sias! Byte Me says: hehehehe Firecracker says: cool Byte Me says: *sais Firecracker says: so training is going well? Byte Me says: yeah Byte Me says: it is fun... Firecracker says: yeah, it is Firecracker says: you weapons training or just basic martial arts? Byte Me says: makes me hungry tho... Firecracker says: hahaha Firecracker says: and horny? Byte Me says: weapons Firecracker says: cool Byte Me says: hehehe Byte Me says: OOC: is that a yes or a no? hmm... Byte Me says: IC: Firecracker says: OOC: hahaha up to you Firecracker says: IC: Byte Me says: erm... a little... Firecracker says: yeah that happens Firecracker says: oh and a little advice Byte Me says: mmm? Firecracker says: if you dont fight for awhile Firecracker says: you'll get horny as well Firecracker says: energy builds up Byte Me says: ahh... Byte Me says: they didn't tell me that... Firecracker says: watchers dont know that Byte Me says: oh! Firecracker says: its an added secret that comes with being a slayer Byte Me says: professional secret huh? Firecracker says: yup Byte Me says: whoohoo! Firecracker says: haha Byte Me says: finally Byte Me says: some quirks Byte Me says: lol Firecracker says: hehehe Firecracker says: hey, its why i kept zac around Byte Me says: ahhhhhh Byte Me says: I understand now Firecracker says: hehe yep Byte Me says: cos y'know... Byte Me says: he is a bit of a toad... Firecracker says: awwwwwwie Byte Me says: no other reason to keep him around Byte Me says: hehe Firecracker says: hahaha Byte Me says: yeah... I'm still anti-hanson Byte Me says: I know them and I'm still anti Byte Me says: hahaha Firecracker says: hahaha Byte Me says: he does have a nice body tho... Firecracker says: oh yeah Byte Me says: but I suppose you'd know that better than me huh? Firecracker says: hehehe yep Firecracker says: yummy Byte Me says: lol Byte Me says: I've decided something Byte Me says: I'm gonna lose my virginity as a guy first Firecracker says: hahahaha Byte Me says: that way I can figure out what guys like furing sex Byte Me says: and then when I find a guy I like enough Byte Me says: I'll know how to make him come back for more Byte Me says: hehehe Firecracker says: hehehehe Firecracker says: hmmmm that'd be a neat trick Byte Me says: *grin* Byte Me says: being about to switch genders has it quirks Byte Me says: sooooo... how have you been anyway? Byte Me says: 'nuff about me Firecracker says: hahaha ive been good Firecracker says: im in new york at the moment Byte Me says: cool Firecracker says: how have you been... besides the slayerness? Byte Me says: oh pretty good Byte Me says: school, ignoring parents and half sibs... the usual Firecracker says: hahaha fair enough Byte Me says: y'know what? Firecracker says: ? Byte Me says: My mum hasn't spoken to me since I moved Firecracker says: eek Byte Me says: it's like she disappeared off the face of the planet or something Firecracker says: well actually that wouldnt bother me... i stopped talking to my mum about 2 years before she died Byte Me says: oh Firecracker says: but now that you have the resources you can look into finding her Firecracker says: watchers always have a large amount of cash Byte Me says: haha Firecracker says: funded by the council, you see Byte Me says: I see Byte Me says: where does the council get their money? Firecracker says: i have no idea... im not gonna question it Byte Me says: lol Byte Me says: soooo... Firecracker says: yes... Byte Me says: umm... Byte Me says: lo Byte Me says: l Byte Me says: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Firecracker says: hahahaha Firecracker says: so yes... Byte Me says: what's your weapon of choice? Byte Me says: (I am so stumped for topics) Firecracker says: hahaha Firecracker says: um... Firecracker says: crossbows are high Firecracker says: but my fave is my knife Firecracker says: its a jackal Byte Me says: cool Firecracker says: i like the broadsword too Firecracker says: yours...? Byte Me says: I like sais Firecracker says: ah Byte Me says: Hehehehe Elektra fan! Firecracker says: hehehe Byte Me says: I can only hope black leather will look as good on me as it does on Jennifer Garner Byte Me says: hehehe Firecracker says: mmmm leather Firecracker says: leather looks good on slayers Byte Me says: yeah? Firecracker says: its coz we're toned Byte Me says: cool Firecracker says: and all remarkable good looking Byte Me says: haha Firecracker says: hehehe Byte Me says: the problem with me and leather tho... Byte Me says: is that I have to take it off before i change into the opposite sex Byte Me says: lol Firecracker says: ah thats trueeee... Firecracker says: hmmm Byte Me says: oh well Byte Me says: who cares? Byte Me says: hahaha Firecracker says: do you still have your strength when you're a guy? Byte Me says: when I'm pretending to be Electra... Byte Me says: hehehe Byte Me says: yeah Firecracker says: cool Firecracker says: you'd be the first male slayer if you stayed a guy Firecracker says: hahaha Byte Me says: lol Byte Me says: I can go to parties in disguse Byte Me says: those vampires... never expect a male slayer Byte Me says: mwahahahaha Byte Me says: element of surprise? *giggles* Firecracker says: hehehe yeah Firecracker says: well vamps can usually sense you, the way you can sense them Firecracker says: well the more experienced vamps can Byte Me says: ha ha Byte Me says: I'll keep that in mind Byte Me says: OOC: bizarre question... if Day turned into a guy and inpregnanted another slayer... would the baby have slayer powers? Firecracker says: OOC: no, its not passed on that way Byte Me says: but both sides would have the slayer genes... *snicker* Firecracker says: haha yeah, but its passed on by some weird destiny thing Firecracker says: its pretty random with who it picks Byte Me says: heh Byte Me says: IC: Firecracker says: IC: Byte Me says: any other useful tips? Firecracker says: um... Firecracker says: you know all the ways vamps can be killed? Byte Me says: ummm stakes, sunlight... Firecracker says: beheading Byte Me says: what else is there? Byte Me says: beheading is good... Byte Me says: hehehehe Firecracker says: holy water will burn them Firecracker says: crosses Byte Me says: cool Byte Me says: ooh! Byte Me says: I know! Byte Me says: I'll fill a supersoaker with holywater Byte Me says: mwahahahaha Firecracker says: hahaha yeah Firecracker says: hmm you come up against a demon yet? Byte Me says: only fought the one not-so-mythical creature so far Byte Me says: stupid vampire Firecracker says: ah Byte Me says: spoiled my delusions Byte Me says: lol Firecracker says: ok, well all demons that walk the earth are tainted Firecracker says: hopefully you'll never come up against a real demon Firecracker says: they're bigger Firecracker says: but demons can usually be killed by beheading them Byte Me says: that's encouraging Firecracker says: yes, it is Byte Me says: beheading... Byte Me says: whoohoo! Firecracker says: but there are few true demons anyway Byte Me says: col Byte Me says: *cool Byte Me says: *wonders if you can behead demons with sais* Firecracker says: if you do it quick enough Firecracker says: yes Byte Me says: *rubs head together gleefully* Byte Me says: funnnnnnn Firecracker says: OOC: my dinners ready in a sec... Byte Me says: lol imprinting after Elektra is is the only thing keeping me sane right now Firecracker says: IC: Byte Me says: lol Byte Me says: OOC: k Firecracker says: hahaha Byte Me says: IC: Firecracker says: anyways, i have to go Byte Me says: okay Firecracker says: blah train Byte Me says: aww Firecracker says: hehehe Byte Me says: tty; Firecracker says: anyways, good luck with it Byte Me says: *ttyl Byte Me says: thanks Firecracker says: let me know how you're doing Byte Me says: and thanks for talkingto me about it Firecracker says: thats cool Firecracker says: hahaha im like a teacher Firecracker says: awww Byte Me says: I really appreciate it Byte Me says: hahaha Firecracker says: hehe byeeeee Byte Me says: bye