Isaac and Zac
"Umm, Zac?"
"Yeah, Ike?"
"I'm just talking to a friend of mine on the net... she's been to ebay..."
"She? Oooh, Ike!"
"Funny. I think you should take a look at this page."
Zac shrugged and wandered over.
"What? Oh. My. Gosh."
"Please tell me it's just a money-making scam?"
Zac gulped.
"Zac?"
Zac chewed his lip.
"You didn't did you? Please tell em you and Faith didn't have sex in the elevator!"
"Hey! It got stuck!"
Isaac groaned and thumped his head on the keyboard. The keyboard objected and beeped.
"You are such a -"
"Hey, if we had know there was a security camera in there -"
"It could have been fixed at any moment -"
"What kind of sicko security guard auctions off videos of people having sex in the elevator?"
"Why would you even have sex in an elevator?"
"I told you! It got stuck! Argh, me and Faith cannot be left alone in a room together."
"No kidding."
"What's the current bid? We have to get that tape."
Isaac raised an eyebrow.
"Hey, I'm not letting any more people see that. Ike..."
"Gee, okay, okay."
Faith and Piper
"Yo, Faith?" Piper called from the study.
"Mmmhmm?" Faith walked into the room.
"You still want that couch?"
"The Ebay one? Yeah sure, me gots the cash to bid on it." Faith grinned.
Piper rolled her eyes. "Alright, well, I can do that now if you, Faith... what the hell?"
"What? Discovered some porn that's imprinted itself on your fragile mind?" Faith asked.
"Um... yes."
"Ooh, Piper's looking up porn! What is it? Gay men? Hardcore - "
"It's Zac and someone in an elevator."
Faith's face went white.
"Well, it's his mess, yeah? I mean, at least you don't have to deal with it."
Silence.
"Faith, speak, please. You weren't the one in the elevator?"
Silence.
"FAITH! Why, why, why did you have sex in an elevator?!" Piper shouted.
Faith bit her lip. "Hey! We were trying, ok? We were trying not to be bad, and then the elevator got stuck so - "
"So you thought you might just have sex?" Piper asked sarcastically.
"Look, we both knew it was wrong - "
"That doesn't make it better."
"I know, dammit, I know that Piper, but you don't..."
"Ok, so you had sex in an elevator, despite the fact that you guys could've gotten found at any moment."
"Well, Zac and I have never really had a lot of common sense when we were together - "
"Apparently."
"But if we'd known there was a security camera in there, we wouldn't - "
"No, you would've just broken it. Look... why don't we bid on it?"
"Why would I want it?"
Piper looked exasperated. "So other people don't see it, and Zac and you aren't drawn into a sordid publicity explosion."
"Ah, good thinking. Glad one of us is. Because I'm clearly... what's the bid at? We have to get it."